ASouthernVamp
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Joined 12-14-10, id: 2656851, Profile Updated: 12-17-10
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Once upon a time deep in the southern US, there were two sisters... Separated at birth, they lived apart until one day they were brought together by a mutual love of vampires and other sparkly objects... :)


Who we are:

InfinityPoet - www.fanfiction.net/~infinitypoet Poet, wife, mother, author of 17 fics, twin separated at birth...Team Jake...NOT!

Some of Infinity's Fics: Heavenly Scent, The Halfbreed, Of Sacred Bonds

u2shay - www.fanfiction.net/~u2shay Resident perv, wife, mother, author of 6 fics, twin separated at birth... abandoned by her vampire family as a child!

Some of Shay's Fics: That Girl, So Um Yeah I Lied, Fate Leads the Willing

Follow us on Twitter: @ASouthernVamp, @infinitypoet, @u2shay


Why the joint account:

So, there was a suggestion, once upon a time, that Infinity and Shay write a fic together... Now, you may not know this, but there is a mutual admiration society that exists between us, so we jumped at the chance to write something together. During our many, many gchats, a planned O/S became an O/S and a full length fic...then the full length fic became two...throw in a series of drabbles and it became apparent that we would need a singular account to contain all the awesome! ;)

With that in mind, you might want to put us on Author Alert! :)


What you should know about us:

-We are heavily TEAM EDWARD - like extremely so.

-We loathe the dog!

-We LOVE vampires!

-We believe that SM jumped the shark with Eclipse and Breaking Dawn and will seek to correct it at any given opportunity.

-We despise WhoreWard!

-We adore canon pairings.

-We are Fluffy Princesses...cause angst sucks!

-InfinityPoet is the creative one!

-Shay's the grammar bitch--well, at least according to the Fandom People Awards.


Our Stories:

The Morbid Musings of the Vampire Mind: A series of fantasy-type drabbles direct to you from the mind of Edward Cullen. Oh, there will be blood...lot and lots of it! :) Rated M - Edward IS a teenage boy, and a monster, after all!

Correcting Twilight - One Drabble at a Time: A series of drabbles and O/S that tackle bothersome plot points and scenes in the Twilight Saga and rewrites them in a more pleasing way! Rated M for possible violence and sexual content.

...Stay tuned. There are more stories on the way! :)


Disclaimer: The Twilight Saga belongs to Stephenie Meyer and Co. We are not affiliated with her or Summit Entertainment in any way. This is fan fiction. It is written for fun and not for profit. No copyright infringement is intended.

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Fate Leads the Willing by u2shay reviews
An intolerable choice between his coven & his mate. A millenniums old conspiracy. An unremembered past comes back to haunt one Cullen as Edward flees with his all too human mate. What if everything you knew about your existence was wrong? AU/Canon Pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,684 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
That Girl Outtakes by u2shay reviews
A series of random outtakes, extended sexy times, alternate POVs, and missing/deleted scenes from the story That Girl. Who knows, maybe even a ridiculously humorous outtake or two! Rated M, NM AU and beyond, Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
That Girl by u2shay reviews
Bella has been alone for 4 months. Edward is gone. Alice's marriage is in tatters. Carlisle agonizes as his entire family is destroyed, until the day he receives a desperate call from the one person who can change it all: Bella Swan E&B Canon Pairing NMAU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,745 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Altered Dreams by Infinitypoet reviews
Sequel to Epiphanies and Self Sacrifice: Bella and Edward are back together and planning their future. Follow them as an old enemy and an ex-friend try to come between them. Bella's POV AU Rating may change!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ironic Nature of Kissing by Infinitypoet reviews
First Place winner in the 2010 Scene Stealer Contest! Charlie's indifference, Bella's quickly retreating temper and Edward's lack of fury when Jacob forcibly kissed Bella were unacceptable. Journey with me as I attempt to correct this faux pas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/17/2010
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Girlfriend by Infinitypoet reviews
FGB Collab With Nolebucgrl. Based on the song Bad Girlfriend. Possessiveward & Teasella. What happens Bella pushes Edwards buttons by flirting with other men? Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lightly Scented Extras by Infinitypoet reviews
Extras and Outtakes from my stories Heavenly Scent and Of Sacred Bonds. POV and Rating will vary in each chapter!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/12/2010
So, Um, Yeah, I Lied by u2shay reviews
After Bella’s encounter with James, her injuries are too severe & Edward is forced to change her into a vampire. Upon waking, she realizes that he has been less than truthful about just what it means to be one of the undead. Twilight AU, Very OOC, Spoof
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Epiphanies and Self Sacrifice by Infinitypoet reviews
New Moon AU. When Bella jumped off the cliff she had an epiphany, she realized why Edward left, what would you do if you knew the one you loved sacrificed their own happiness for yours? Collaboration with CandyAnn. Bella POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,707 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Revelations For My Beloved by Infinitypoet reviews
Sequel to Secret Admirer and Admired From Afar. Bella is determined to find out Edward's secret. Will their relationship last once she finds out he's a vampire? Read and find out! Mostly Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,770 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Interview With A Bearpire by u2shay reviews
Why do the Cullens snap the necks of their prey? In 1946 in Jonesville, Arkansas, Emmett created a little snafu who became known as the Fouke Monster. This is a fluffy little interview with her! A That Girl outtake. Adult Content/Language Non-Canon Fluff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Edward Cullen's Shower by u2shay reviews
Hours before her wedding, Bella does her best to lure Edward back into the shower with her! Will he be able to resist? One Shot, Edward/Bella Non-Canon Storyline OOC Rated M for Lemon and Adult content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Admirer by Infinitypoet reviews
Bella hates Valentine's Day. Takes place after Tyler's van nearly crushed her. During the time in Twilght Edward is ignoring her. Will a secret admirer and a little game change her mind?B POV sequels are up Admired From Afar & Revelation for my Beloved
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Admired From Afar by Infinitypoet reviews
This story is my story Secret Admirer written from Edward's POV! The story is set during Twilight just after the accident with Tyler's van. It is AU but hopefully in character! Sequel Revelations For My Beloved is up and completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding HiJinks by Infinitypoet reviews
Have you ever wondered what Edward and Bella's wedding would have been like had Emmett officated? Well this is my take on it. I hope you enjoy. Story is from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Bellasitting by Infinitypoet reviews
This will be a series of one shots involving different members of the Cullen clan babysitting Bella while Edward is hunting. Set around Eclipse. Emmett POV first. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella
Morbid Musings of the Vampire Mind reviews
Take a walk on the wild side as the Cullens finally let their monsters come out & play - in their minds at least! Heads will roll, blood will be drunk, & Bella finally gets her man in all his sexy, vampiric glory—sort of! Rated M for darkly morbid humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Edward
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