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Joined 12-15-10, id: 2657529, Profile Updated: 12-29-10
Author has written 21 stories for Glee, and Psych.

I love to travel, especially the cheap kind in out of the way places. I'm not that good at directions OR pronouncing languages, though, so I've gotten very good at the universal "look bewildered and point to a location on a map or an address I wrote down." I'm still not sure what I said to that guy in Meknes, Morocco, who tried so hard not to laugh until he gave up and was almost rolling on the floor. I thought I just asked I was heading in the right direction for the bus station...for all I know, he's still laughing.

I also write stories to read to my niece, who is at the age where no story can't be improved by throwing in another dinosaur. Or a dragon, but dinosaurs are best. She draws the pictures and adds in a few extra background dinosaurs.

Favorite authors: Terry Pratchett, Donald Westlake, Janet Evanovich.

Favorite television: Leverage, Psych, Glee.

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Dance Alone by chocoholicannanymous reviews
When Blaine accuses him of cheating Kurt faces a choice: breaking, bending or standing up for himself. He never expected what that would lead to. Now featuring "Dance Me to the End of Love", a series of follow-up oneshots, and "Dancing in the Dark", the "real" sequel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,787 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Kurt H.
Kurt Gets His Groove Back by purpledixi reviews
Kurt Hummel is tired of changing to make everyone else happy. It is time to live life the way he wants to, and start his journey through life is own way. Kurt-Centric Story, slight Blaine-Bashing. Possible multiple pairings, with OC's. Rated M for language and possible content later.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 4/27 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S., D. Karofsky
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,669 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
The Source of Our Power by Chazzam reviews
Klaine AU set in the BtVS 'verse. Blaine Anderson is the only boy ever called to be a Slayer. He already feels like an outsider, but when he meets his new Watcher it seems that things can only get worse. IT'S OK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BUFFY-INFO PAGE POSTED!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Revenge is a Dish best served as humble pie by myIllusion reviews
Rachel concocts a plan to dish a little humble pie to the elite of McKinley High. The final Chapter is up.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 226,609 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Triquetra by gleefulmusings reviews
BIOTA AU. Rachel's party unfolds differently from canon, bringing three disparate people together. Anti-Klaine and Anti-Raine. Lots of character bashing. A KuSS story - Kurt/Santana/Sam. Heed the warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,830 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L.
Awkward Situations by AntigoneScorned reviews
I've always tried to avoid awkward situations, but that became increasingly difficult as my son Kurt grew up. This is the story of my experiences dealing with Kurt, then Finn and finally adding Blaine to the circus we call a family.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,810 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fill My Heart With Song by fleurdelisee reviews
"I used to defend you, you know." Kurt turns his head and meets Blaine's puzzled eyes. "When my friends called you a hipster."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Unintended by Bike Chanderson reviews
Really bad starkid references. Really bad characterizations. Just no. I'm ashamed. Only keeping it here for my friend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Mike C., Blaine A. - Complete
Sunrise Serenade by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
Lassiter wakes up with someone in his bed, who by all means should never be there, yet he's actually not all that angry about having around. Shassie. Sequel to In the Mood.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
The Death of Mary Sue by Ms.Teragram reviews
A very special murder
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
To Heal and Rebuild by gnbrules reviews
Even when the earth trembles beneath his feet, these are the things that keep him standing. Shawn-centric tag for Mr. Yin Presents, so spoilers for that episode.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Shawn S. - Complete
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Infinite Pasts reviews
Based on abbreviated prompt below: The kiss in the locker rooms was not the first time Dave Karofsky forced a kiss on Kurt Hummel. The following death threat was not the first either. In Prague of 1842...In Russia 1901...Kurt's psyche has given him snippets of these lifetimes since he was very young.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky, Brittany P., Blaine A. - Complete
Il Castrato reviews
18th century Venice. Proud, angry castrato sensation Kurt fascinates wealthy aristocrat Blaine. Concluded!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,981 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Brother from another litter? reviews
Werecat!Finn. Feline!Finn gets into various kinds of trouble involving televisions, screensavers, unwanted accessorizing in Kurt's wardrobe, missing rugs, and tomato soup. New Chapter: Kurt tries to give cat!Finn a bath. Doesn't exactly go smoothly.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Guided into the harbor reviews
AU, slavery is normal. Kurt & Rachel can't walk by when a boy, Blaine, too injured and sick to be profitable, will be killed. Updated.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,367 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H.
Sleep, sleep, our child reviews
From an LJ prompt. Wes is seriously peeved to have to share a hotel room with Kurt but things change when Kurt has a nightmare. References to non-con. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Wes, Kurt H. - Complete
When Zoology Curses Attack reviews
"Huh. It says here that cats spend up to one-third of their waking hours grooming." David tried not to and then snickered, "Well, that explains why Kurt turned into a cat instead of a bird." Pure fluff. Conclusion: Warbler herding and shoe chewing.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Secret Agent Man Finn reviews
When Supervillain Kurt Hummel threatens to reveal head of state shopping secrets, Sue sends Agent Finn Hudson to stop him and his army of catwalkminions. Also featuring Lord Tubbington, a dance-off, a Hall of Enemies, and a meat dress.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Finn H., Kurt H.
All in a day's work Or is it? reviews
Finn and Puck argue over who's more James Bond-like. They agree to spy on Kurt to determine the winner and think they're finding out something they really, really hadn't expected. Rated T for innuendo.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
Aftermath reviews
After a hate crime kills a Cheerio, everybody on the football team has to write a journal. Azimio's journal follows. Based on season 1. Warnings: Character death, language. UPDATED: Karofsky's journal
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H.
What you can't see can't hurt you reviews
dark!Blaine. Post-college. Kurt and Blaine are in NYC after Kurt loses his sight from illness. Blaine loves him. Blaine loves controlling him. Blaine loves showing him off. M for sex, language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Four grandkids, sixteen paws, four tails reviews
Klaine werewolves. Brittany accidentally caffeinates the pups, Dalton offers them a scholarship, and Sue's plot for the pups and their parents is revealed. "If you like it, then you should have put a collar on it."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Gleeks helping gleeks reviews
Drabbles about various gleeks finding ways to help the Evans without ever making it a handout. Lies, machinations, name-calling, and accusations of poisoning, but all in a good cause. K because of the name calling.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sam E.
Makeover and ice cream reviews
Pure fluff oneshot in response to the prompt:Finn told Burt that he and Becky are friends. Let's see some hanging out and friendship stuff.I want Kurt/Becky friendship too. Featuring Finn, Becky, Kurt, and Burt.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Becky J., Finn H. - Complete
Just a little warning reviews
EVERYBODY gives Blaine the "if you hurt him" talk. Everybody. Rated K for threats of hobbit mutilation.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Talk, Sue Sylvester Style reviews
Silly brief fluff. Sue Sylvester has her own kind of safe sex talk with Blaine. He finds out what happens if he ever hurts Porcelain. Kurt is amused. Blaine is traumatized. Sue is satisfied. K cuz some of her references are to body parts.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Sue S., Blaine A. - Complete
Present and in working condition reviews
Updated: Sue "kidnaps" Kurt by taking him to the mall and promising she'll let him tutor her on facial products until Blaine captures a lion for her. The Labors of Hercules as Labors of Blaine and Kurt. Pure absolute fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Trophy reviews
In a darker AU, the winners freely prey on the losers. A loser becomes the winners' trophy. Dub-con. Update: The final chapter as the characters make life-changing decisions.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,928 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Suspect reviews
Dave K. is the only suspect in Kurt's disappearance. COMPLETED: A lot of things are different for Karofsky, some things he doesn't like, but he's still got the constants to hang onto, and that'll work.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - D. Karofsky, Azimio - Complete
Rebuilding reviews
Carlton Lassiter's identity is being a cop. How can his partner and a man who's had 57 jobs help him after a brutal attack seems to have ended his police career? Shules and rated M for major Lassiter whumpage.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
The Bad, Bad Birds Brigade reviews
Updated: Canary Pavarotti, Brittany, and the Warblers save the world from the zombie, but not quite according to plan. Scrambled eggs, an improvised spotlight, Breadstix, and "Anything you can do I can do better" all play a role. Note: Rather silly.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Pavarotti, Brittany P.
The Twelve Days of Christmas from Sue Sylvester reviews
"On the first day of Christmas/Sue Sylvester gave to Glee/A bear in a broccoli tree" Pure silliness. Edited for funky formatting
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sue S.