Ms Briar
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Joined 12-15-10, id: 2657546, Profile Updated: 09-19-13
Author has written 4 stories for Powerpuff Girls, and Xiaolin Showdown.

Name: Briar (I prefer being called Briar)

Colors:Emerald, Jade, Light Blue, Blue, Red, Pink, Black, White

Food:..ummm...is that a trick question?

Movies: The Lost Boys, Zombieland,Io non ho paura, Dr. Horrible's sing along blog, The Tourist, Conair, Alice in Wonderland, The Illiousnist, Robin Hood: Men in tights, Steam boy, Orlando

Books: The Chaos Walking series, The saga of Daren Shan!!!!!!! Malcolm X, Inkheart series, Series of unfortunate events, May Bird series and countless other things that I cant remember.

Graphic novels: Scott Pilgrim series.

Anime: Ramna 1/2, Black Cat, DN Angle, Girls Bravo, He is my master, Dragon Ball Z Kai, Peach Girl, Death Note, Dammisheita! Powerpuff Girlz Z

Manga: Love me like a comic, Ranma 1/2, Black Bird, Junjuo Romantica,Imadoki no Shishunki, Jail bird, Glamorous Lip, Secret, Aishichattano, Boku no Ano Ko, I want to be naughty, Otana Keikenchi, ANO HI NO KIMI WO DAKISHIMETA NARA, ROYAL FIANCE, Perfect XXX, Darling, SAA KOI NI OCHITAMAE, Denkou Sekka Boys & THUNDERBOLT BOYS: EXCITE, Koori No Mamono No Monogatari: The Tyrant who falls in love, Hoshi no Yakata

Bands/Artists: All American Rejects, Bass Hunter, Aqua, Vocaloid, Cascada, DJ SATOMI, Crazy Frog, Daft Punk, Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Bowling for soup, Three Days Grace, Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, t.A.T.u., Owlcity, Disturbed, Maroon 5, 3Oh!3

Likes: Food,TV, reading, tacos, Powerpuff girls, Villans more than heros, Chocolate (even though I'm allergic) writing (even though i'm lousy) chicken

Dislikes: Spelling (and the fact that when I read storys written by someone from another contry that can spell English better than me), Grammer, Stupid people, hate, tofu, sushi(but I love it when myfriends draw them), and alot of other stuff that Im to lazy to type

Cartoons:Powerpuff girls,Johny Test,Johny Bravo, Knd, Genarator Rex, Ben 10 (from when they were little and Ben was a little less of a jerk), Invader Zim, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Kick Buttowski, The Batman, Spectular Spiderman, Adventure Time, Xhoulin Showdown, Teen Titans, Secret Saturdays, SpongeBob, Fairly Odd parents, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Atomic Betty, Batman Beyond, Sym Bionic Titan

Gender: Hmmm lets see what could it be... what a mystery! I Mean my names only Ms Briar!

Age: It ain't polite ta ask a lady her age

Location: One of the states that no one likes even if they live there.


Heres some extra stuff about me. I am lazy to a fault so dont expect any quick updates...ever.

I check my email like daily, its sort of sad but It also means that is ya wanna tell me something go a head and I will answer back so fast it'll make your head spin!

Grammer and spelling are not my things so Im sorry if I screw up.

I love cursing (who dosent...fuck! damn! shit! bastard!!!! :D) but if for some reason you cant stand people who curse I'll try not to do it around you.

When I cough or blow my noes for too long my right fore arm does this weird twitchy spazy thing that I hate.

I am a strong supporter of equal rights regardless of race, spiruality, and sexuality. so the things I write or fave will express those things. If you cant take it, sit down and shut up because no ones forcing you to care. That also means respect people. I hear enough gay bashing at school and at home and I simply dont need any more. I'm bisexual and have a lot of friends that are gay or bi I love very much. Hearing them be degraded and disrespected makes me hurt as much as they do. Not to mention thking shit from other people about my own sexuality. Show respect people.

My heros have always been the villans. Serously. Billy the Kid. Napoleon. Jessie and Frank James( but mostly Jessie of cource.) The Joker. (Batman) Iunike (Batman Beyond) Chase young and Jack Spicer(xhoulin showdown) The Roudyruff boys (Powerpuff girls), The Roudyruff boyz Z(Dammisheita! Powerpuff Girlz Z), Bell and Gir (Powerpuff Girls D) Anubis, Lokie, Set, Aries, Hades, Pluto, Thanatos (I shame myself with all this evil. I cant even rember a time when I looked up and was like golly gee I sure do wish i was more like (insert good guy here)! Im always rooting for the bad guy.) ((Shame on me TTwTT))

Also since my faves list is getting kinda long(161?! 161 friggen storys! I spend way too much time here! Those arent all my favorites just storys I really really like) I'll put up my top favorites with a breif discription soon so if your look ing for a good read you got one ; ) (Although you could always read my story Living which i promis I havent given up on, Im just lazy)

Allies and Rivals » by Tonifranz This is part one in a simply awsmazing trilogy. This is a Rowdyruff boy rebirth and turn to good. While there isn't really romance, since there kids, theres a lot of action. A clear plot. They all stay in character and this was mindblowingly awesome! Have you ever gotten bored in a fight scene? You wont in this story. The battles are firce, When its funny its gut butsting. There are no words to describe the awzmaisingness of it all.

Allies and Rivals II : Commander and the Leader » by Tonifranz This is part two. Brick and Blossom fight for control of the now merged teams. Things get ugly and mud will be slung. The wounds of the past are healing but with all of there fighting how long can that last. Add on the new and dangerous enmies coming up in Townsville things are bound to get worse. Can these two find a solution before its too late.

Allies and Rivals III : MIND GAMES » by Tonifranz The girls are in trouble and the boys are confused. Who can tell whats right from whats wrong with all the mind games going on. Who can you trust when your friends turn on you and when the ones you love are all in a dream. And would Townsville really be Townsville without evil rising up out of the shadows to mess them up.

Hell Tempted Me by FuckMePumps Temptation is a very strong thing. Every Samson has his Delilah, even Brick. Can you avoid her or you doomed to want your own distruction. Brick takes his Delilah on the battle feild.

One Hundred Shards of Glass » by Quillified This is a colection of one shots to help Quilly get a feel for writing Powerpuff stuff. This means he/she can write about whatever he/she damn well pleases. With this info in mind dont be a dick and whine when its not a classic paring.

Taking Responsibility » by Somewei Anything by Somewei is great. Go read this now! If your any powerpuff fan worth their shit then you've gotta read this.

Tag, You're It» by beast916 Sam and Friddie are always playing games but this is streching into forbiden territory fast. Can anyone win or will they both brake eachother aith this new spin on tag.

30 Days» by Hermeown Powerpuff girls. One month is all they have to save the world before they die. Working to geather is key, but theres not much to fight for if your gonna die right?

Unbridled» by Hermeown Second Storie in the 30 days tril. Its not cool to kidnap kids. Espisily if they have got super parents

Ghost Story» by Red Lioness For the love of God dont read this in the dark like I did. I nearly pissed myself out of fear. Jack Spicer was never a threat in life so he wouldnt be in death either...would he? Our Jackie is dead and he's going for blood! This is the Revenge of Jack Spicer

The Author favs are pretty acurate though.

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"Its okay to love someone who doesnt love you back as long as they deserve it." People who face unrequited love with a brave face and a smile detirmned to do only what makes their love happy are the heros of any one who is going through unrequited or unacnolaged love.

Sory for all copy'n' paste repeats I realy dont rember what I put on this thing

This is all i will say about Zutara

you all anger me.

HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO KILL THEM 4 4EVEA WHY WOULD THEY FALL IN LOVE?????

that's all i have to say.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!

I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!

So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98% of Teens Won't Stand Up For GOD...

Repost this if you're one of the 2 who will...

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Props for Justen Beiber(did i spell that right?) for loving Jesus all the way (I still don't like his music XD)

Repost as Come to My Party!

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F...It shows
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Vicious

Empathic

No-Nonsense

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Timid

Astonishing

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Fair

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Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I hope people realize that there are A LOT of black people down south.)

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Can someone please tell me what the hell a savage even is??)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST is looking for attention.

I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST is a homosexual.

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST is a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST is fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST is a player.

I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY Too

I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG Butt.

I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy.

I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (My last boyfriend was the biggest and self proclaimed hipster in the fucking world.)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (The man was from the middle east. He was bum bum BUM Middle eastern!)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be Emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent, and love hockey and beavers.

I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be Emo or anti-social.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I love guys and ALL they got going, I just like equality too)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

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Puck:If we shadows have offended, think but this; and all is mended that you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear and this weak and idle theme no more yielding but a dream. Gentles--do not reprehend if you pardon, we will mend. And, as I am an honest Puck if we have unearned luck. Now to scape the serpents tongue. We will make amends ere long else the Puck a liar call. So--goodnight unto you all. Give me your hands if we be friends. And Robin shall restore amends.

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh nor more;
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never;
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny;
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into. Hey nonny, nonny.

Sing no more ditties, sing no mo,
Or dumps so dull and heavy;
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leavy.
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into. Hey, nonny, nonny

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.

Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s*t my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

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An old prospector……

An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance, -- and just never wanted to.' A crowd had gathered quickly and the gunslinger grinned and said, 'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector in order to not get a toe blown off or his boots perforated was soon hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet and everybody was laughing fit to be tied. When the last bullet had been fired the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers back. The loud, audible double clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly. The quiet was almost deafening.

The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. He found it hard to swallow.. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands.

The old man said, 'Son, did you ever kiss a mule's ass?'

The boy bully swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.'

There are two lessons for us all here: 1. Don't waste ammunition. 2. Don't mess with old people

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. (Yeah) Make life take the lemons back! (Yeah!) Get mad! (Yeah!) I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? (Yeah! Take the lemons) Demand to see life's manager! (Yeah!) Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! (Oh, I like this guy.) I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! (Burn his house down!) *cough* (Burning people, he says what we're all thinking.)" - Cave Johnson (GLaDOS)

Slay his flower picking rump!" Dragon from jane and the Dragon

"Oh! Look! Death!" Deamondology 101

Hunk Williams, Jr.-I think Lenny put it best in the Simpsons episode “Last Exit to Springfield” when he said:You can’t treat the working man this way. One day, we’ll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we’ll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.- Willy Wanka

Put this on you profile...

If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.

If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.

If slow computers drive you CRAZY.

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.

If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work.

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in.

If you love people who text back instantly.

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I ran with scissors, and lived

In Honor of Stupid People:

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how...??)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(Oh - but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(No! I thought it would be cold after hearting!)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of car accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those roads.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Darn! I was planning to stay awake tonight!)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what...?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(The above is self-explanary.)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(Hold up. Pasta is for... eating?)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitials.
(Because people always use a chainsaw while naked)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Why don't you just tell the kids that Santa isn't real while you're at it.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Do parents perform surgery on their kids?)

On some brand of bacon bits -- "fake artificial bacon bits"
(The fake artificial bacon bits to expensive for ya?)

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!


REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Friends Verses Best Friends

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best Friend: Helps themselves and are the reason you have no food

Friend: Calls your parents Mr. and Mrs. and your grandpa, Grandpa
Best Friend: Calls your parents Dad and Mom and your grandpa, Gramps

Friend: Would bail you out of jail
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!"

Friend: Would bail you out again because you're "a good person"
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you again saying, "Damn, we messed up."

Friend: Have never seen you cry
Best Friend: Won't tell anyone else you cried. Just laugh about it later in private when you're feeling better

Friend: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friend: Has you on speed dial

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best Friend: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad. Here's a tissue."

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best Friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hugs you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgives you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running right with you

Friend: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
Best Friend: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

Friend: Would knock on your front door
Best Friend: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friend: Already knows not to tell

Friend: Are only with you through high school/college (lunch buddies)
Best Friend: Are for life

Friend: Will comfort when a guy rejects you
Best Friend: Walk up to him and go, "Its because your gay right?"

Friend: Helps you find your prince
Best Friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Best Friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, Loser!"

Friend: Offers you soda
Best Friend: Would dump theirs on you

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month
Best Friend: Would throw you a tampon and push you in

Friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friend: Takes yours and says, "Run, Sucka, run!"

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friend: Will help you move
Best Friend: Will help you move the bodies

Friend: Helps you up when you fall
Best Friend: Laughs and trips you again

Friends: Will call the ambulance if you fall off a bridge
Best Friends: Get in a rowboat and save your stupid ass

Friends: Ask you what's wrong
Best Friends: Are already loading up a shot gun to kill that Mother Fudger

Friend: Tell you that you're too good for him when you get dumped
Best Friend: Call him up and say, "You're gonna die in seven days"

Friend: Asks you why you're crying
Best Friend: Already has a shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry

Friend: Hides you from the cops
Best Friend: Is probably the reason you're running from them in the first place

Friend: Will help you find your way when you're lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions

Friend: Will help you learn how to drive
Best Friend: Will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money

Friend: Would ignore this letter
Best Friend: Will repost this!

1. You punch or whack people when they act stupid.

2. You love fights and laugh when people get hurt, but you're not sadistic. A lot.

3. You're tough!

4. You always point out people's flaws or mistakes.

5. You have a crush on a guy who doesn't know you like him, but you hide it by making fun of him.

6. You are NOT a girly-girl!

7. You like to walk barefoot. You HATE wearing shoes.

8. You're sarcastic a lot.

9. You pick your nose, pick your toes, burp, and spit.

10. You hate flying. Especially on ten-ton flying bisons.

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 if you think that when you grow old, you'll shrink down to half the size you were before.

You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when everything you do is classified as a martial art.

You know you watch to much Ranma 1/2 when you won't go to a hot bath for fear of perverts.

You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when you bring 2 pairs of panties to school, so if one gets stolen, you won't have to worry about it.

You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when you kick boys into the air and across the sky daily.

You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when you're now afraid to death of water.

You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when you take a trip to China to try to find Jusenkyo

If any of these symptoms apply to you, paste this on your profile

I'm not clumsy the floor wanted to say hi to my face.

Every one can catch a ball it takes skill to catch it with your face.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh their ass off, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Hell yeah!)

If you are obsessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes CAPTIYP

Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD CAPTIYP

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (?? LOL)

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world CAPTIYP (ishnishish!)

If your to lazy to type the words "copy and paste this on to your profile" CAPTIYP

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man:Aren't you tired baby? You've been running in my mind all day.

Woman:Yeah, I know. I've been trying to find a way out

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you are scared that clowns will eat you in your sleep. copy and paste this to your profile.

STOP DRUNK DRIVING!!

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

Add this you know you should

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile (If its in my room i've screamed at it atleast once...this week)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, right?

Why are the Force and duck tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

If you have ever started to read a chapter, forgot to finish it and then find out the author posted up another chapter, reading that chapter and not understanding it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular.Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word.(Well it was but that didnt stop me) Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kit-Kat Punk-lover,BeyondBirthday187,Samantha James13303,Mz. Briar

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door." - Boomer

"The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train."-Matt

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If all else fails destroy all evidence you tried

When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit bak and smirk while everyone else whonders how the heck you did it.

Never argue with an idiot they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you can't beat a computer at chess than ,try kickboxing!! ( I know I can't)

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Usually it is an oncoming train.

Evening news start with "Good evening." then continue telling you why it isn't.

A consultant is some one who takes a subject you already know and makes it confusing.

Never argue with a fool people might not know the difference.

When you're right no one remebers, when you're wrong no one forgets.

Last night i was looking at the stars abd thought "where the heck is my ceiling!"

Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one else is looking.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

They say hard work won't kill you, but why take the chance.

An idiot is a 44th window washer and steps back to admire his work.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I like work. It fascintes me. I can stare at look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life. polish the dull one.

The secret to sucess is serenity. Once you fake that you're good.

Where there's a will...there are five hundred relitives.

It dosen't matter if you win or lose; what matters if I win or lose.

I used to have super powers. My theripist took them away.

Keep smilling it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love you're enemies it gets them really confused.

I can only please on person per day. Today's not your day. Tommorrow's not looking good either.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. (Got this from a t-shirt.)

I'd explain it to you but your head would explode.

Anythig thrown hard enough should hurt.

Flying is simple just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I couldn't repiar your breaks so I made the horn louder.

I don't get even I get odder.

Chaos, panic, pandomonium my work here is done.

Two wrongs don't make a wright but it makes a good excuse!

Excuse me while I try to find a container for my joy.

You're slower than turtles stampeding through penut butter.

Never meddle thrrought the affairs of dragons. To them you're cruchy and taste good with ketchup.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a Flip You Sparkly Bitch!" Copy and repost this!

The first time i saw twilight was at my bffs b-day party when whats-his-fase started to sparkle i started to laugh I CANT TAKE SPARKLEY MEN SEROUULY!!!!

- Sometimes I wish I were a monkey. Then I could throw poop at people and it would be legal.

- Say no to drugs! Say yes to enchiladas!

- I never finish anyth

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

- My friends are 90 of why I get up each morning, the other 10 is because I have to pee.

- I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

- It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then It's hilarious...

- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Pick your birth month
Italic anything that doesn't apply to you
Bold the five-ten that best apply to you
Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. (Most of this applies to me.)

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confidentSensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


Remeber Back in the Day..

When your close friends became strangers?

Lollipops turned into cigarettes?

The innocent ones turned into sluts?

Homework goes in the trash?

Soda became vodka?

When getting high meant swinging on the playground?

When protection meant wearing a helmet?

When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties?

Dads shoulders were the highest place on earth?

Mom was your hero?

Your worst enemies were your siblings?

Race issues were about who ran the fastest?

The only drug you knew was cough medicine?

Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut?

The only thing that hurt you was skinned knees?

Goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?

And when we couldn't wait to grow up?

If you still have that little kid inside you, repost this so others can remember back in the day...

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

When I was 16, I would scream in my dad’s face about the “Working Man” until he’d snap and throw me across the room. As I soared through the air, I’d look down at the Leninist pins on my punk jacket and be proud of myself for standing up for the unions. Then I’d hit the ground somewhere near the front door, open it, yell “FUCK YOU,” and go to my girlfriend’s house to kvetch about how stupid my old man is. Though he worked his ass off his whole life and I had one job at a gas station under my belt, he was a moron who was blind to the oppression around him. Here’s some other impossibly stupid shit I believed when I was like you:

1. BEING INFORMED IS ALL THAT MATTERS
I honestly thought digging a ditch all day would be fine if you were educated because you could sit there and think of Kierkegaard quotes. Then I dug some ditches and realized I was thinking about digging this goddamned motherfucker of a ditch all day.

2. MONOGAMY IS A LIE
Anyone who tells you they are in an open relationship really means they are in a short-term relationship because nobody wants to eat someone else’s cum out of his girlfriend’s vagina more than once.

3. THE WORLD IS TOO OVERPOPULATED TO HAVE KIDS
Though this is technically true, what are you going to do about it, subtract 3 from 6 billion? Thanks. Not having kids to be green is like recycling your coffee cups while your neighbor pours gallons of toxic waste out his window.

4. WHO’S CRAZIER, THE MAN ON THE STREET OR THE CEO RIPPING PEOPLE OFF?
This teenage belief fails to recognize one rather large detail: Homeless people are fucking crazy. Like, they literally hear voices saying shit like, “God hated The Beatles because they knew his plan. They’re trying to warn you, Harry.” CEOs may be greedy and unconscionable, but all they hear when they’re out playing golf is the occasional bird chirping.

5. THE UNION SAVED THE WORKING MAN
Yeah, maybe 50 years ago when they had those cool tweed caps on and inhaled soot all day. Now they leave at 3 P.M. on a Thursday and retire at 40 while we all stay until 7 or 8 at night trying to pay off their indexed pensions. Like adolescence, this was a fun idea that got real old real fast.

6. I’D RATHER HAVE MONEY IN THE GOVERNMENT’S HANDS THAN BIG BUSINESS’ HANDS
Sorry, the latter is the lesser of two evils. At least some of them have an incentive to not be totally incompetent.

7. MARRIAGE IS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER
Whenever I start a project with someone I write out a “Crayon contract” that has all the worst-case scenarios listed on it — just in case. There’s something about signing a piece of paper that makes a brain go, “This isn’t fucking around anymore. We’re actually doing this.” Add to that: Family members flying in from all over the world, her dad paying $40k, tears galore, a big cake, a dozen speeches, clapping, cheering, and boxes of pictures, and you have a hell of a lot more than a piece of paper. It’s more like being born into adulthood.

8. I COULD RETIRE HAPPILY ON $100k
Yeah, I could if I was still living in the back of an apartment in Montreal filled with anarchist lesbians. College is a quarter of a million per kid. A New York apartment is about $1m. A place outside the city is about half that … the list goes on. To lead a normal Archie Bunker style life in NYC today is about $80k a year. That leaves $20k to spread over your 20-year retirement plan. Good luck with that.

9. A ZOO IS A JAIL FOR ANIMALS
Though they look cute in cartoons, being an animal sucks. That’s why other cultures think “Your uncle is a donkey” is the meanest thing you could possibly say. Animals experience a level of stress we could only understand if we spent five years in an Venezuelan prison. The pygmy shrew has to eat three times its body weight every day. Deers reluctantly suffer through every winter as gangrenous sores house dozens of maggots on their ass. Moose have nervous breakdowns from the black flies and will often go bucking into open clearings roaring like hysterical bears and begging God to strike them down right there.
Carving out a predator-free space where an animal can get free food every day may not sound like fun to us but our lives aren’t a living hell.

10. VIOLENCE IS NEVER JUSTIFIED
Skinheads used to kick the shit out of us but whenever we got one alone we’d “Do them one better” and just scare the guy. Les (the toughest guy in our gang) once chased them on to the bus and even kicked one in the bum on the way up the stairs. We didn’t want to admit they were just tougher than us, so we brainwashed ourselves into denying this basic truth: NOTHING says fuck off like a punch in the nose.

-GAVIN McINNES

>Attempting to give a damn...
>Unable to give a damn...
>Stopping...
>Process failed!
[Damn not given]

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Close Enough for Comfort by TheMsMeep reviews
Short, creepy Chack.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Red Widow by TheMsMeep reviews
What if Jack's path to evil had never involved the Xiaolin or the Heylin? What if Chase needed more than Lao Mang Long to satisfy his cravings? Then their first meeting might have happened like this.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Chase, Jack - Complete
TMI by ChinaWolf reviews
ONE SHOT. TMI can mean The Mortal Instruments or too much information. The group are in Taki's when Magnus reveals a little too much information about Alec. Mostly Malec, some Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Masturbating Joys by loveless139 reviews
Be careful what you masturbate too... And make sure you close your window. XD BL dont like dont read.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Two Dittos by SparklyLlama reviews
What happens when Gary is Donkey Kong, Ash is Princess Peach, and Misty is a cow? Lemony and yaoi-filled goodness involving pomegranates and Dittos. Yes, this is yaoi. Yes, this is a lemon. Yes, you can read, but you cannot hate. GaryxAsh.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Next Morning by InspectorRunge reviews
Some monks that were exploring the surrounding area find some people in bad state and take them to the temple; one of the warrios interacts with them and with some funny consequences.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Double Take by Decipher Philosophy reviews
Lots of smut...
Batman Beyond - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Terry M., Nelson N. - Complete
ParentTeacher Conference by Spadefire reviews
Chase and Wuya have to stand in for Jack's parents during a conference with his principal. What could go wrong? That's a dumb question and I refuse to answer it! But if you really wanna find out, look inside! R&R!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Chase, Wuya - Complete
You Can Never Get Enough by scarlettshazam reviews
While feeding his obsession with Tweek, Craig inadvertently becomes his boxing partner and falls in love. Fluff/Smut Creek for lilykinz200's birthday. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
If You're Bored, Then You're Boring by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,451 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Entitlement by Skeeterpillar reviews
Discovered while gutting my bedroom "I've told you before, Kevin. Everything has a name: something that people can call it. It just seems that they prefer 'fag' to 'Eddward…'" Rated for possible Childhood-ruining.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Lies and Walls by Ninazadzia reviews
This is wrong, I thought. This is so wrong. You're stripping Samantha Puckett. But to be entirely fair, she was also stripping me. Seddie lemon, R&R
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
28 by mintbanana reviews
She has 28 days, but if he's to be believed, she's losing this one either way. Reds. Completed.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,758 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Disintegration by KazunaPikachu reviews
He was made for her – but she didn't need him; she was his purpose – but he wasn't hers; she was the reason why he existed – but she didn't want him. So if he couldn't take her breath away... he'll take away all the reasons that do. BrickxBlossom
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
S&M by BornNephilium reviews
"I will behave on two conditions." He looked right into Alec's ocean eyes. "One, no more muzzle." "Deal." Alec said quickly. "Two, you're the only one who I will refer to as Master." Hearing this, Alec hesitated, "D-deal." And they sealed it with a kiss.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,147 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Love Thy Enemy by Shotacon Candy reviews
Kat has finally executed his invasion plan, and it has succeeded. Now, Earth's last defense, Cooper Burtonburger, has been rendered beaten and broken. However, there a bigger reason for the invasion than Coop first thought. Using his new artificial human form to his advantage, what has Kat got in store for Earth? And what is Coop's role in the end of the world? One sided Kid x Kat.
Kid vs Kat - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Mr. Kat, Coop
metalmouth by radiating reviews
Braces are pure agony. Creek with slight Crenny
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Craig T. - Complete
Don't quit the slut by Decipher Philosophy reviews
Sequel to Lonely Nights!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Jack, Chase - Complete
The Lie by Crazy-Pairing-Girl reviews
Phoebe finally pushes Coop over the edge, and he tells her he is dating Kat. How far will this lie go?
Kid vs Kat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Coop, Mr. Kat
iAm On Top Of The World by typingfasterthanyou reviews
"How long have you two been a couple?" "What?" "Us?" "A couple?" "Of course, you fight like an old married couple" -SMACK- "Sorry Fredduccini I used your fat cake for a better cause" The iCarly trio & Gibby go to England for a week, seddie time? Oh yes!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,188 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse! by deadacount3.14 reviews
Jack takes up Ashley's bet, and it may just get him killed. Dumb little sequel to Dr Jack's Sing Along Blog. :P
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Chase, Jack
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Mine by tbm92 reviews
"You're gonna be mine someday" ButtercupxButch. Oneshot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Dangerous Chemicals by chack4ever reviews
Jack's new evil plan ends up getting him and Chase into a lot of trouble, as they go on a fun adventure YAY! : D BTW its like...chack...so...very graphic with the sexy goodness...please enjoy if you like that sort of thing
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Chase, Jack
Ashley's Dilemma by dawnrune reviews
Ash decides that he enjoys dressing up like a woman, so does. Gary bumps into a "stranger" by the name of Ashley in Pallet Town one day and falls for 'her.' Oh the awkward.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
33 Ways :Jack Could've Hooked Up With Chase: by CrystallicSky reviews
In honor of Silvarbelle's 33rd birthday, I decided about a week before the day in question to come up with 33 distinct Chack scenarios as a gift. Two months and a day AFTER said birthday, I guess I should've started sooner. CHACK, 7-PARTER
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,944 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Anthology of Love by CrystallicSky reviews
A series of one-word prompts based on my favorite pairing of all time. I intend to reach 100 chapters, eventually meaning prompts for 1,000 words. Rated 'Mature' because I don't trust myself. MUCH CHACK, IN FACT, ALL OF ITS CHACK IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 222,370 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Chase, Jack
Bang Bang by SqueakGirl reviews
Stan and Kyle used to play a game. Bang, bang. Stan always wins, and Kyle always falls. Style
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Good and Bad by Decipher Philosophy reviews
Crazy foursome when the ring of nine dragons go wrong!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Chase, Jack - Complete
The Red Peony by RikoJasmine reviews
In the search for a new Wu, Chase Young finds himself recalling memories of a mysterious youth that he doesn't remember knowing. The red peonies fill him with nostalgia. CHACK, oneshot.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Can You Feel the Love Tonight? by Water Fairy a.k.a. Mizu reviews
Drabble-ish Blues. Boomer just couldn't stop grinning at his luck. Companion piece to Kiss the Girl and A Whole New World.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Boomer, Bubbles - Complete
Cleaning House by Densharr reviews
It's that time of year again! The inhabitants of the Tower are getting ready for Spring Cleaning, but there's always one reluctant Titan...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Whole New World by Water Fairy a.k.a. Mizu reviews
Drabble-ish Greens. Buttercup was such a girl deep down. Companion piece to Kiss the Girl.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Hide And Seek by Blue Angel Fantasy reviews
Bubbles stared at the two dolls. "You killed my mommy...and my daddy..." Buttercup smiled. "We had to, they were coming on to us." Butch smirked. "And who do you think killed your babysitter, her boyfriend, and the housekeeper? It was us, Bubbles..."
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Butch, Buttercup
Tag, You're It by beast916 reviews
They've been playing games ever since they've known each other, but what happens when Freddie inadvertently ups the ante? Will Sam bring the pain...or something he doesn't expect. "iOMG" did not occur. Rated "M" for later chapters.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,350 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Pudding by Spadefire reviews
Jack Spicer's in love! But with who? Not an OC fic. Crack, crack and more crack. Pathetically short.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Jack - Complete
How To Defeat Underpants Gnomes by Fate Harbor reviews
Something's different about Tweek. Craig notices, but can't figure why Tweek is so happy all of the sudden. Token's theory doesn't sit well with him. At all. CREEK Fluff, Craig X Tweek. Read and Review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Lost by Decipher Philosophy reviews
Jack is missing and his bestfriend, Lea is looking for him. She comes to the Xiaolin warriors to help her but there's more to this search than what Lea is willing to tell them.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Insomniac Beauty by Amberr-Ink reviews
It goes to show that not everything, or everyone, is as they seem. That doesn't go to say that that's a bad thing. Short, sweet, and rather fluffy. Might turn into a series of drabbles in the future. Creek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Oneshot: AceMazing Surprises by megmeg999 reviews
This is why they say you shouldn't walk alone at night... Not even a Powerpuff girl can handle a surprise attack from creepers like Ace Rated M just in case.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
The Reaper by Dr. Blind reviews
"Death followed me through the years. I always felt him on my heels, watching my every move. Waiting. Death was always waiting." Magnus is unwilling to die, until the night he meets Death himself. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Oneshot: Midnight Visits by megmeg999 reviews
Brick's been acting very odd in recent weeks. Maybe its that he's the only remaining evil Rowdyruff, maybe it has something to do with Blossom. It will take one thing to push him over the edge. How about a midnight visit to a certain red haired beauty.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Oh Baby! by Water Fairy a.k.a. Mizu reviews
"If I ever tell you I want kids, shoot me." Greens
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Oneshot: A Taste Of Karma by megmeg999 reviews
The Rowdyruffs are now living a life of good. But the bitter tension to outdo their counterparts is still strong for Blossom and Brick. When one content gets too be too much for Brick, he finds another way to beat her. And the results will not be pretty.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Kiss the Girl by Water Fairy a.k.a. Mizu reviews
Drabble-ish Reds. Brick was going to have to monitor what Boomer and Butch watched from now on.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Make It Easier by Tricia-chan reviews
Ritsu POV. Ritsu has had an all-around terrible day, and it's left him very stressed. Takano could possibly make him feel better, but does he want to chance it?
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ritsu Onodera, Masamune Takano - Complete
Better by Water Fairy a.k.a. Mizu reviews
She should have realized that sooner or later they'd get on the subject of who was the better kisser. Reds Oneshot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
I'll Be the Best, Wait and See by Whisperwill reviews
A poem written to the tune of "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King. Ash is all fired up, and Gary is bringing him down. Or maybe Ash is just bragging, and Gary is taking him down a peg. You choose.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Wisdom Teeth by redstars-x reviews
Clyde gets his wisdom teeth out, and Butters is stuck taking care of him. Very short oneshot!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Clyde D., Butters S. - Complete
Not Sorry by Linwe-Amari reviews
I reached up and grabbed the back of his head, forcing his lips back to mine. His hands shot out to either side of my body to support himself so that he wouldn't fall on top of me with the momentum of the jerking motion. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Kaoru's Missing Thing in Her Life by dejiko001 reviews
Kaoru keeps getting this feeling like she's missing something in her life. The thing is that she doesn't know what it is...or could the "what" be a "whom?" Inspired by marinav92 (formerly known as sasukexnaruto4ever10092).
Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,105 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Butch, Kaoru M.] - Complete
Too Many Strings Attached by 1000GreenSun reviews
Blossom Utonium and Brick Jojo can't seem to get along at work and after an intoxicated night together, their lives take a irrevocable turn. But between all the drama, heartbreak and pregnancy hormones, they never thought it possible to fall in love. Reds
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,223 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
No Fear by Linwe-Amari reviews
"I'm not sorry that we went on a date, Sam. I'm not sorry that I took you home, or followed you into your house through your window, and I'm not sorry that I've been here at the hospital with you for the last day and a half. I am not sorry that I may be in love with you. I am not freaking sorry. Not one bit."
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Eleven Fake Flowers and One Real Rose by lucindaclaire reviews
When Brick beats Blossom up as a kid she desides to move away and start a flower company but when the company banches out and she has to move back to Townsville she comes face to face with her enemy will love blossom or will it wilt away to nothing blsXBr
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,708 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Blossom, Brick
Never Touch the Pudding by Xilex90 reviews
Chase eats Jack's last pudding cup...and Jack is furious! READ AND REVIEW please!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Daddy by feryvancy reviews
In which poor Tweek has a sucky life. M to be safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
The Cuckoo And The Nightingale by Houghtons reviews
He will never hear that voice again. BubblesxBoomer.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Boomer, Bubbles - Complete
Indiscretion by SeBriar reviews
Taking a breather after their previous brawl, Buttercup and Butch discuss their reasons for fighting.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
That one case of the Penguin by TwispicalStephen reviews
After the first movie, Andy and Sid talk about fixing Wheezy.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Andy D., Sid P. - Complete
Melodramatic by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
A sequel to "Apathetic". Can be read as a one-shot. Tweek can't deal with Craig's total lack of emotions. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
South Park Is Still Gay by twitchdoll reviews
Metro fad is back and gayer than ever. /One-Shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
iKnow Sam's Got the Hots for Freddie by Angelic Guardian reviews
Sam has got it bad for Freddie. When the two of them are left alone together, will Sam finally get the guts to act on her feelings? Or will Freddie be the one to make the first move? Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Lunch with Tweek by punkXrockXkid reviews
"Craig...I wouldn't do that if I were you."
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Hell is Too Sweet by harleybanks reviews
There is no logical reason why a dude should like Buttercup. Some internal monologuing and fluff. Butch/Sedusa, but it's really Butch/Buttercup.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
The Problem with Dogs by sbdrag reviews
CHACK. When everyone shows up looking for a missing Jack Spicer, what will Chase do to end it?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Red Cups and Peer Pressure by RockaRoller88 reviews
When Freddie goes to a party with Gibby and some friends, the last thing he is expecting is to get caught having to deal with his potential feelings for Sam. Rated for language and liberal guy talk. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Apathetic by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Craig has emotions, he's just very good at hiding them. Creek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Stalker by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Pip felt like someone was watching him. Pip always felt like someone was watching him. One-sided Chip. Dip.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
iAm Married To You by SeddieAnonymous reviews
Sam and Freddie are paired up for the health project but before they can start the project, they have so say "I do" and go through an adventure of that love can last. So cheesy that it's cheesier than cheese it's self. Completely Seddie Caution M
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,570 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Snowpocalypse by punkXrockXkid reviews
It's an extreme snow day in South Park, let's check in on some of the local residents and get their opinion on things.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Live Our Misbehaviors by Artemis Rae reviews
In which Brick finds himself captured by Blossom's beauty. Except he's also kind of a creeper. The end. Preshipping.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Breathe Again by Lily M. Richards reviews
Malec Oneshot set after Alec's healed by Magnus. R&R please? :D Alec was stunned. "Like a-a, um, like a date?"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Apples by Sundepender reviews
Buttercup has been turned into a child! She is found by the Rowdy ruff boys and is taken in. The boys try their best to take care of her. It's hard betwwen fight, baths, tears, rebellion, and Buttercup's obsession with anything with apples.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,033 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Jack's Tale by Doubleblood reviews
I came up with this randomly. Rated T for drunk Jesus and sexual situations. Sorry it's so short.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Jack, Chase - Complete
I Don't Hate You by CrystallicSky reviews
'I know you hate me,' Jack had said, and now I wonder for the first time since meeting him. Do I really? CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Let's kill Frosty by Sundepender reviews
I just wanted to get in the Christmas spirit.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Smirk by pinkpower reviews
Blossom likes Brick more than she's willing to admit... Rating for minor suggestive themes. BrxBl one-shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Chackenstein by Monday Mourning in the Asylum reviews
When misfortune befalls Jack Spicer, Chase defies all laws of reason and nature to protect him. Lemony Twists, contains Yaoi.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Hell In A Handbasket by Holly Hillocks reviews
"This is what you think about when you don't pay attention in class?" Kenny asks, brow raised. "No, these are the things I think about when I catch Stan checking out Kyle's ass." Crenny Craig/Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
iMasquerade by SeddieAnonymous reviews
The Masquerade Dance comes to Ridgeway High! Everyone is getting asked out by a mask in their locker. When Sam gets the secret admirer that she has been dreaming of...can she handle who her prince is? And, who is he?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Unbridled by harleybanks reviews
"I need to tell you guys something," Blossom said. Buttercup's expression softened, and she and Bubbles glided into the room and took a seat. "We might be in trouble…" Sequel to "30 Days." Needs beta.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,517 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
iFakeout Makeout by SeddieAnonymous reviews
Sam sees ex numbers one and two walking her way. The only person that could save her is sitting right next to her listening to his music. Not to mention she'll make some nerdy dreams come true. One Shot
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Trust Me by 14Checker reviews
It's been two months since Bell moved in with our favorite super-heroines. The girls are constantly on edge. Can she be trusted? And what evil will come of all this? The boys seem to know... I don't own PPG or Bell.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,446 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009
25 thing's Jace ISN'T allowed to do by The Golden Eyed Angel reviews
What happens when the Mortal Instruments peeps write out a rule-book for Jace?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
Nothing's Going To Change by redstars-x reviews
It's like I'm stuck in an endless loop, and there's no way I'm ever going to get out of it. Kenny-centric.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest 2 by lunabar45645 reviews
I'm glad that this story doesn't have any resemblance to the previous one, so you don't have to read the first to understand! Two times the peril, two times the romance - two times the deaths.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,225 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Dragon Eggs by LightningsShadow118 reviews
Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, becomes a mother. Of a baby dragon, that is. DragCave crossover-thing
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jack, Chase
Need by artemis-nz reviews
Misaki discovers an altogether new side of himself. Usami/Misaki. Lemon.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/11/2010 - [Misaki T., A. Usami] - Complete
The Tree of Life by CrystallicSky reviews
'I have heard tell of a tree somewhere far from here. It is mystical in nature and is called the Tree of Life. It is said that this tree can create living beings from its branches...' CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Only Human by DriedFrupcakes reviews
Mandy has a little chat with the Devil over the restoration of a certain redhead’s soul. Satan discovers that Mandy always gets what she wants and questions the sanity of the world we live in. Slight implied BillyxMandy.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Tweek&Craig::Dude,Chill:: by sokkaluvr198 reviews
Craig chills Tweek out. Creek.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Even If by rib reviews
“Craig-GAH—can I ask you something?” Late at night in Tweek's room. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Skateboarding by Derabenu reviews
his first time, was awesome. BubblesxBoomer very very small BrickxBlossom Please review. Oneshot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
Defused by South Park Kid reviews
Craig state of mind as he walks down the hall. Slight Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
How Time Flies by yunakitty reviews
Kazuki, Nowaki and Hiroki's son, and Aya, Miyagi and Shinobu's daughter, are all grown up and getting married. But that's not the scariest part for Shinobu. Tero, future, slightly crackish. One shot.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
It's Not You, It's Me by InfernumEquinomin reviews
RaiXJack, After a while, kicking Jack's ass starts to just feel like plain old bullying. And Everyone knows good guys don't bully.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Hit And Run by Twitter Chan and Psycho Chan reviews
Sometimes people have the most unnecessary skills needed. But hey, it works.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Shiv, Ebon - Complete
Stupid Cupid by harleybanks reviews
On Valentine's Day, Cupid aimlessly shoots arrows of love unsuspecting citizens of Townsville. What happens when one of those arrows hits a Rowdyruff Boy? *gasp!* Gee, I wonder. Valentine's Day treat for you.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
iHate Tension by musicfreak291 reviews
Teenager's needs can become a little too much to handle sometimes. How does Sam and Freddie cope with the Tension between the two. Sexual Tension that is.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Unspoken by Derabenu reviews
It was those words that were unspoken between the two. Not once did they ever say such words to each other, and they weren’t planning on saying them either. Showing it, was way more better than saying it. FIXED! you may now Flame, and Review!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Lego's by Twitter Chan and Psycho Chan reviews
Shiv decides to show his love in Lego’s. However…things could have gone better.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Ebon, Shiv - Complete
Addicted by Twitter Chan and Psycho Chan reviews
After over a year of using Shiv, Ebon begins to feel differently for the scrawny kid. However, someone like Ebon can’t change his ways and actually love the purple haired freak…can he?
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Ebon, Shiv - Complete
An Intriguing Proposal by NINJA-RENKA reviews
NOW A TWOSHOT! When two people decide to have a child, it is usually as a sign of their love. But on the Heylin side, it’s a little bit more complicated than that . . . CHACK/MPREG - Rated M just in case.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Blossom and Her Mysterious and Very Sexy New Lover by Incy Little Spider reviews
Blossom is so unhappy cause she hasn't got a boyfriend and she thinks she's like totally fat and stuff. But little does she know her life will suddenly improve, like, alot! OMG BAD SUMMARY READ READ READ PLZ! R&R HAHAHA LOL
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Blossom - Complete
Better by Erika Extasy reviews
He's always been better. But not now, for once, I'm better. Ash/Gary Palletshipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
One More Day by Twitter Chan and Psycho Chan reviews
With Ebon in jail, he is left in his thoughts. His thoughts about Shiv. And how Their relationship went past being a crew looking to make an image. Through that awkward phase of sexuality and doubt. Then the wonderful things after.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Ebon, Shiv - Complete
Cats and Dogs by CrystallicSky reviews
...and neither is it raining them nor are they fighting. CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Love Game by NINJA-RENKA reviews
For months, Chase Young’s mind has been bombarded by disturbing dreams. At the end of his rope, he turns to the one person who will help . . . at least that’s what he thinks. Let the game begin.CHACK Oneshot **UPDATE**
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Once a Week by slivershell reviews
He visits him every week to get what he needs to survive and only Ash could provide that. Gary was a picky eater after all.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
A Dragon's Whimsies by CrystallicSky reviews
Okay, Chase is SERIOUSLY starting to weird Jack out... CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
The Power of Empathy by CrystallicSky reviews
Jack wants Chase to hurt like he does. CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by lunabar45645 reviews
When disaster strikes, the Rowdyruff Boys and the Powerpuff Girls are stranded and separated on a deserted island. I thought up this idea while watching Discovery Channel Survival Fridays! I love Discovery Channel... Enjoy! SEQUEL OUT NOW!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
The Apprentice by NINJA-RENKA reviews
CHACK After years of blind hero-worship, Jack Spicer has finally become Chase Young’s evil apprentice. It’s been a year, but his efforts to appease his new master have gone unappreciated . . . and Jack has had just about enough.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Jack, Chase - Complete
The 2nd Holocaust by Tweek Tweekers reviews
The Holocaust, it went down in history as one of the most tragic events in history...and now it's happening again but this time it is happening to mega-humans, will Bubbles survive? will Boomer survive? BubblesxBoomer
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,525 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
Hard To Control Myself by MsButterFingers reviews
Now that Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are old enough, they go to a teen club. At first its exciting and fun, but they soon find that there are some unexpected guests. Upon contact with these guests, what will life be like for these heroines? Please R&R!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,367 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
30 Days by harleybanks reviews
“Sounds simple enough. We’ve done this before.” They've saved the world before, right? Of course!... But never when they had less than a month to either die or lose their powers. Rated M for strong language and some sexual themes. In beta.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,634 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
What are Little Kids Made of? by List.Maker reviews
What are little boys made of? Snips and snails, and puppy-dogs' tails, That's what little boys are made of. What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice, and everything nice, That's what little girls are made of. One-shot
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Red Eyes by imjustme2134 reviews
Jack didn't always have red eyes, he wasn't always an albino. Now he has stopped showing up to the showdowns, but no one cares. Right?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Jack - Complete
Lies by evilanime789 reviews
jack spicer tells the story of all of the lies he told throughout his life. slash chack
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Jack, Chase - Complete
What Clary Wasn't Supposed to See by MelissaRM19 reviews
It's the middle of the night, Clary hears some private things coming from Alec's bed...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Who's That Guy? by TeenQueen661 reviews
Bubbles is your average high-school girl – she’s pretty, popular, and all the guys at Townsville High love her. But then three familiar guys show up and her life goes haywire. And then there’s the mystery lover…… A BubblesxBoomer fanfic. COMPLETE!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,316 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
Hate Me, Hate You by hyper.fungus reviews
She tasted like a mixture of strawberry and coffee. Bittersweet.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Brick, Blossom
Teasing's not fair to anybody by yaoilovefilledperson reviews
Strawberry soda fight anyone? JackxRoboJack rather short rather cute
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Jack, Robo-Jack - Complete
Freak on a Leash by Nibzo reviews
Ash is the missing link between Pokemon and humans, and is kept on a tight chain. But when Gary walks into his life, things could change drastically--but for better, or for worse? M for language, sexual content, abuse, and character death. Ash/Gary
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,601 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Definitely Not Cute by doodlefreak reviews
Not when they do things like this, at least. Gary/Ash
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Magnus' Dirty Little Secret by RidingEdward'sVanquish reviews
Magnus expresses his intense love and dedication to Alec. Song Parody of the All-American Rejects "Dirty Little Secret". Cassandra Clare's seal of approval.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Locker 96 by Mizufae reviews
Freddie's locker has been witness to some interesting things. Fatcakes and fish, for two of them. Revolves around the events in iKiss, but doesn't talk about them. Seddie, of course!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Seven Parasols by cominghome28 reviews
Ash had been hiding, and it isn't until he comes to face his fears that he manages to get out of his rut. It doesn't help that his fears involve the cocky, intelligent, successful, and ridiculously attractive Gary Oak. Ash/Gary. Slash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,410 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Studying by cominghome28 reviews
Ash is up at four in the morning, studying his opponent's Pokémon. Gary is interested in doing some studying of his own, but this kind involves two hot bodies and a couple of pillows. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Hot & Cold by DragonRose888 reviews
One foot in the door and one foot out; Gary's tired of Ash not being able to choose. Yaoi, ShiShi
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Terrible Business by CrystallicSky reviews
When Chase Young moves into a new house, he ends up having an unexpected guest, one who by all accounts shouldn't be there... CHACK, ONESHOT; SEQUEL BY SILVARBELLE NOW UP
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
The Fight by CrystallicSky reviews
Chase is forced to realize just how much more he needs Jack than Jack needs him. CHACK, ONESHOT, OOC-CHASE
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
In the Elevator by Sinshana reviews
When Boomer said they'd be going on the 'best ride' for their date, Bubbles expected more than this. Still, the things that happen when you realize someone is more frightened than you... happened.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
Ghost Story by Red Lioness reviews
Weak in life, Jack Spicer does not rest easily after his untimely death. Basically, I felt like writing a ghost story and Jack got to be my victim. Rated T for Jack's violent, bloody death.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Jack - Complete
Forget by CrystallicSky reviews
Chase had known the very minute Jack Spicer had fallen out of power. It was obvious, as there was no way that after holding him and the rest of the Heylin prisoner for so long that they would just suddenly be released. NOT SLASH, ONE-SHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Boy Disease by Jenwyn reviews
Chad realizes his relationship with Taylor hasn't gone anywhere and tries to figure out why while his friendship with Ryan intensifies and strains his friendship with Troy. ChadRyan, Chyan slash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,630 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Chad D., Ryan E. - Complete
Dim as Lightning by saichanlovestoad reviews
Yaoi/slash. Oneshot. The sequel to Quiet like Thunder. After such a union, Huey's feelings for Riley are as dim as lightning. In a flash, his emotions consume him once more.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Huey F., Riley F. - Complete
Diamond by CrystallicSky reviews
Yes, the people desired a prince, an heir to the throne, but we believed that there were more important things. After years of infidelity, restoring the sanctity of our marriage was all that mattered to us. Everything else was secondary. CHACK, ONE-SHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Feudal Order by CrystallicSky reviews
The vision of one supernatural child changed the entire course of a mortal peasant's life...and he couldn't be more glad of it. CHACK, ONE-SHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Empress by Sei Honou reviews
She wanted to be treated like a queen. She wanted to reach the sky. She yearned for so many things. -BrickHyperBlossom-
Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Momoko A., Brick - Complete
Misery loves company by cookiemania789 reviews
When you're experiencing those uncomfortable moments, of course you'd also like your companion to feel uneasy! MomokoXBrick.
Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Momoko A., Brick - Complete
Fifteen Minutes of Fame by Sakanda reviews
Thrill Prequel - In which Gary is alone, Ash is on TV, and the wind won't stop knocking at the window. - GaryxAsh
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
A Date With An Enemy by Sei Honou reviews
Maybe having a date with an enemy isn't so bad after all... I'll just have to see. -ButchButtercup-
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
The Game of Love by Sinshana reviews
She was on the field, thinking horrible thoughts about the new addition to the team. Still, she never knew she and he were the only ones playing the real game. Finally, the Buttercup/Butch story for which you have all been waiting for!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Stuck on You by Sinshana reviews
Who knew used gum would give Birth to a new taste? Bubbles/Boomer. Written in a similar style to Say My Name At last another pair besides Brick/Blossom! For mature 15 year olds and above.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
Boomer and The Washing Machine by TeenQueen661 reviews
What happens when the Rowdyruff Boys’ washing machine breaks down and they need it to wash their smelly clothes?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Boomer
Holding On by Sinshana reviews
Blossom's hand is outstretched; she knows she mustn't fail. Brick knows it's a trap; he knows he mustn't interfere. Yet his arms are wrapped around her waist. He isn't sure why, and another part of him doesn't care. Unsure of rating
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Say My Name by Sinshana reviews
Brick loses his hat and blames it entirely on Blossom.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
In the Bathroom by Sinshana reviews
It’s a rainy night and the most havoc is in the girls' house. The last thing they need is the Rowdyruffs coming to their house, but when they start daring the girls to prove themselves brave, things are about to get a little hot in this rainy night.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Gave You Twelve Roses by TeenQueen661 reviews
I gave you twelve roses: eleven real and one fake. I'll love you until the last one dies. BlossomxBrick fanfic with a bit of BubblesxBoomer and ButtercupxButch. CHAPTER 8 UP!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,957 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Butch's Revenge by drkalchemistgrl reviews
This is the sequel to Butch's Messed up Birthday.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Butch - Complete
Butch's Messed Up Birthday by drkalchemistgrl reviews
This story is about Butch's birthday and how his brother's, Boomer and Brick, give him a gift that makes it go horribly.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Boomer, Brick - Complete
Shut Up! by pinkpower reviews
Brick was trying to figure out how to shut her up without him having to shout it. BlossomxBrick with one or two mentions of the other two ships.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Roses by fluffyinmypocket reviews
He didn't know that going to class that day would be the worst mistake he could have made. There are so many things he should have done and so much he should have told the one that he loved the most.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Good by pinkpower reviews
Brick loves Blossom. Blossom loves Brick. But with her being good, and him being evil, can their love ever be? Oneshot. BrickxBlossom. Minor sexual content
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Eternity by curvychick11 reviews
a poem on Chase's pov on immortally
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
One Brick, Two Bricks, Three Bricks, More by lunabar45645 reviews
Brick isn't always who you think he is.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
5 Moments Jack Spicer was Himself by Angel Reid . Tobias Dominik reviews
Five moments in time where Jack Spicer was himself. slash
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Jack - Complete
Quiet like Thunder by saichanlovestoad reviews
Slash. Oneshot. Huey's emotions crash down upon him like a storm one evening while alone with his brother.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Huey F., Riley F. - Complete
Carbon Monoxide by kanna2415 reviews
Carbon monoxide poisoning occurs after the inhalation of carbon monoxide gas...Suicide was also often committed by inhaling exhaust fumes of running car engines. Bad summary but you get the jist, I hope.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Jack - Complete
Suprise! by Whackjop reviews
500 word drabble. Crackish. JackJack!bots, Chack. Nothing in the world could suprise Chase Young...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Snap by CrystallicSky reviews
Sometimes, the mind can only take so much before...CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Lost and Fondness by Shades of Crimson reviews
Bulma, daughter of emperor Freeza, has escaped in an attempt to prove herself to be more than a mere trophy wife. After teaming up with a group of Saiyans, she realizes the true tyranny of her father. She also finds a little something else. BV GCC LT.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,993 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
069: Annoyance by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Craig is an annoying, lying, little bastard in Kenny’s eyes. CraigKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Decision by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Craig never thought that being 'spontaneous' could be a bad thing when your counterpart is a paranoid twitchy blonde. CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Dirty by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Sometimes, Craig just doesn’t get Tweek. Hints of CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
100th Story by Bitch Slap Love reviews
In light of this being my 100th story, we have some fun with Craig. CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Randomness with: Wuya by Eclipse Rose reviews
Wuya sees Jack without his makeup on... How will she react? Really random, out of characterness
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Wuya, Jack - Complete
Between Xiaolin and Heylin by Saeble reviews
A one shot of Jack Spicer's ponderings.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Jack - Complete
Valentine Showdown by TalesFromPerdition reviews
[Oneshot] Jack and Rai must showdown on Valentines Day. [Smut, lemon][JackxRai][Slash]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Thrill by Sakanda reviews
He's shivering from the pure thrill of it because finally, /finally/, Gary is kissing him. Shounenai Gary/Ash ShiShi
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Change! by Prodigy99 reviews
Want to know what happened when the Rowdyruffs kissed the Powerpuffs? Well now you'll know. No flames. R&R ONESHOT
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Chibi Chase by Cold-Creature reviews
COMPLETE! A mistake on the Elemental Dragons part results in Chase’s transformation into a baby! Jack decides to take care of Chase... But seriously, how chaotic can one chibi be? Slight Future Yaoi!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Intoxicated by IvoryWhiskers reviews
I was straddling Tweek’s hips with my knees, my hands holding his wrists to the floor completely at my mercy. SLASH! TweekxCraig
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Danny and Sam's Alcoholic Adventure by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
Danny and Sam get drunk and chaos follows! I like bacon! Oneshot. A teensy bit of DXS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Snow white Queen by SodaKoneko reviews
Don’t look back. Undress in the dark. And hide from you.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Chase, Jack - Complete
What is a Richard? by Crystalas reviews
a story for the Jackbots! while talking about the wonders of life and meaning they come across an important question...what is a Richard? believe me it's better than it sounds...ONESHOT!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Jack - Complete
Even Boys Long For A Sweet Sixteen by Shiva's Avatar reviews
… Its fluff … has slight slash overtones … and a sentient teddy bear.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Raimundo, Jack - Complete
A ghost called trust by Crystalas reviews
after a nasty cave in jack is left with a horrible choice, bleed to death from a nasty wound or trust is enemies to help him out. considering Jack has now lost all faith in trusting people Jack must decided quickly before he dies... RaiJack
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Swordplay Complete Ver by sbj reviews
The complete version that was posted at my lj. Challenges, swordfights, attempts to reclaim what's yours, and somehow blood and licking working their way into the mix Oo and just for kicks, an eensy bit of insight on the darker side of Buttercup.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Jack's Train of Thought aka: Jack the Philosopher by Nina Elric reviews
Okay, this is a work of boredom. Jack discusses the values of being a solid human being as opposed to a bodyless ghost with Wuya. Bad summary. It's supposed to be funny so just read it... One Shot
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Jack - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Evildoer's Soul by avi17 reviews
Jack is feeling sick. Chase is feeling playful. A newfangled remedy is discovered. ChaseJack
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Coming Clean by Shiva's Avatar reviews
An evil genius, a flamboyant monk, and a bathtub … it’s an equation that always ends up equaling fluff. RaixJack slash
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Raimundo, Jack - Complete
Chase Young baby sits by Crystalas reviews
after Jack mistakes Wuya's youth potion for a ginger beer Jack has been turned into a baby! Chase Young has to look after him while Wuya cooks up an antidote...who will survive Chase or Jack?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Chase, Jack
Mr and Mrs Spicer by Bunny-Wan Kenobi reviews
-COMPLETED- It's Jack's 16th birthday and his parents are planning a birthday party. Inviting ALL of Jack's "friends". What are the monks, Chase, and Wuya, going to think when they meet Mr. And Mrs. Spicer for the first time? MY FIRST XS FIC!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Mucho Macho by SilentSniper reviews
He was a manly man, a lady's man and manly men are not attracted to other men. Manly men are attracted to women with breasts and hips, not men with straight hips and flat chests, even if the other man is sort of girly. RaimundoJack.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Raimundo, Jack - Complete
Missunderstood or not? by Shadow Priesstes reviews
There didn't happen anything in the last mounths so the boored monks go to wisit Jack who dissapaired, the go to Chase and listen to one interesting conwersation witch leads to a little missunderstanding or not...?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Everybody Loves Chase by Crusader Ari reviews
Chase is the kind of the guy that can be paired with anyone. What happens one day when everyone starts yelling their proclamations of love for him?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Chase - Complete
Impending Doom by Rosesmax reviews
he was tired of waiting for the day, he was angry time wouldn’t bend to his will and go by faster. When the day came he’d make them ALL pay... dearly, rated T: for swearing and impending doom
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Jack - Complete
Jack by Amarielah reviews
A brief exploration into the character of Jack Spicer.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Jack - Complete
Hell Tempted Me by FuckMePumps reviews
[She's too beautiful for her own good] It is on the battlefield, when warriors are most fierce, that Brick finally succumbs to his deepest, darkest desires. Oneshot, BrickxBlossom. R&R.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Chocolate or Vanilla by SpamLord reviews
Craig takes Tweek to an unknown destination, and Tweek isn't too happy... TweekCraig for Tara. Slash, almostsmut
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Insatiable by Maia's Pen reviews
One shot. Tomorrow Gary Oak is getting married. Ash Ketchum is his Best Man. But feelings can not go unspoken forever, and now the night of Gary’s bachelor party becomes the most violent and emotional night of his life. Palletshipping. Dark story.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Scythe of Doom by sarkywoman reviews
Slash. Dangerous shengongwu, apocalypse, you know the drill. RaiJack, ChaseJack, KimRai.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,092 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005
Body Parts by Sparkly-elf reviews
Just a little piece of Jack's hidden passion for drawing.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Silent Enemy by Somewei reviews
[Complete] Quiet, unknown and powerful. That's what the new enemy for the PPG and RRB is like, but the question is...when will she attack? As the PPG and the RRB live their lives, the enemy waits for the perfect chance to come along...
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,872 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Complete
Watching Me by Raikku of The Darkness reviews
[A OneShot] What lurks within the darkness of night? What watches his world from the shadows? Jack Spicer knows it well...[Yaoi, JSCY]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
You look so fine by DC13 reviews
YAOI YAOI YAOI. MaleMaleMale. ChaseJackRai. It's Jack's birthday, and Raimundo has a special surprise for him... One more time, since some people can't read, it has ChaseJackRai. It's on the warning people.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
In And Out by Flower Powerer reviews
The plan was simple. In and out. Infiltrate the Xiaolin Temple, steal the Shen Gong Wu, and leave. Easy breezy. It should have gone off without a hitch. [JackRaimundo]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005
Obsession by shaman3 reviews
[COMPLETE] Jack has been keeping a secret from everyone. The only one besides Wuya that has figured out something's going on with Jack, is Raimundo. And a LOT is going on with Jack. RaiJack
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,925 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
The Spicer Files by Jane0142 reviews
A quick summary of Jack Spicer's life, up to a certain day when a certain ghost came out of a certain puzzle box. In this Jack's parents are not abusive! Please RR
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005
O is for Obsession by Arius Kei reviews
It's been two years since Chase took over the world, and Omi rules by his side. Wuya angrily asks why Chase loves Omi. Simple. Because he's Omi. Short threechapter ChaseOmi fic, don't like, don't read.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Chase, Omi - Complete
Allies and Rivals III : Mind Games by Tonifranz reviews
Being edited. The Powerpuff Girls and Rowdyruff Boys race against time to prevent an evil from escaping to this world. Who are your true friends, allies, and enemies?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,595 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Brick, Blossom
Hug by taitofan reviews
Ebon only thinks he knows what he wants, but luckily, Shiv knows the truth.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Ebon, Shiv - Complete
Crack It by syaoran no hime reviews
Raimundo x Kimiko Request. Once again, Rai plants a virus on her PDA, only this time, it threatens permanent death for her gadget if she doesn't get the password right. He offers Kim 2 choices: crack the password, or beg him for it.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
Unhealthy Competition by The Qing reviews
A new evil scientist armed to the teeth, is after the ShengGongWu. With world domination on the brain, he thinks he's unstoppable. That is until he meets the competition.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Nothing Special by Chinqcha reviews
Boomer remembers when Bubbles kissed him, the first, second, and third time. ONE-SHOT
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
The Dance by Tonifranz reviews
FINISHED! Pokey Oakes elementary has an annual school dance for it's first graders. Sounds good. The catch is, the girls are the one who invite the boys, and the boys, according to school rules, can't refuse the girl who first asked them. What would the boys do?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,646 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
What would happen if by DC13 reviews
What would happen if we said what we meant... Oneshot, rating for safety. (SLASH RAIJACK)
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
The Day When Everyone Turned Gay Except Kevin by ChibiMizu reviews
As the title implies! Chuck full of slash! HUZZAH! Reviews make me happy! .
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2004
Allies and Rivals by Tonifranz reviews
COMPLETED! The Rowdyruff Boys are back! Under the guidance of a new father, they got their revenge on the Powerpuff Girls, after which they seemed to change for the better. But a misheard conversation and a stupid bluff causes the Girls to think they're still evil, and they'll do anything to defeat the boys.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,251 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Blossom, Bubbles - Complete
Getting Sentimental by sbj reviews
the temporary sequel to "being moody." i highly recommend reading that first, then coming over here to read this one. rated pg b/c little kids probably won't get some of it.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2002
You're Cute When You Smile by Jamaica-tan reviews
Old enemies meet under a starry sky... WARNING:YAOI ALERT: Steer clear kiddies! Don't say I didn't warn you! Any flame I recive I will use to toast my waffles
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2001 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
How To Make A Really Bad Dragon Ball Z Fanfic by Ryomi reviews
*MORE ADDED* Tired of reading bad fic after bad fic? Now you can write your own! Just follow this step-by-step guide to the worst of the fanfictional world and you'll be writing so poorly you'll be proud!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/23/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta
Burnt Memories by Misato Cuad Solte reviews
Gary never admitted anything to Ash, and the emotions he feels are bordering on obsession. Palletshipping, Gary X Ash. First ever fanfic warning
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2001 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Pumpkinpuff Ghoul by Lord Andy reviews
Another story written from back then. The Powerpuff Girls are trying to have a nice Halloween. But one Powerpuff is about to find a stalking horror, one of which she's never seen before.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,479 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/15/2001
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Mightier than a Man
A continuation of my old story It's a Draw. But you don't really need to read that one to get this one. Bubbles has moved on to an unhappy marriage with an abusive husband. But there is only so much a woman can take, especially when she is mightier than her man. Rated for death
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Bubbles
The Wisdom of heaven reviews
Jack is out of the game. Or so he thought. But a strenge and powerful Shen gong wu sends the fight crashing right into his kitchen. This wu gives the wisdom of heaven, whatever that is. And the teacher of the wisdom of heaven, what does he really want? Is it Jack? Is it revenge on a string of past lovers? Or something else entirely? Lets find out shall we. Chack. Eventually.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Jack, Chase
Living reviews
The world has been over run by the supernatural. The girls ore out of comission and the boys are powerless. How did this start and how can it end? Old riverlys and hate can hinder all of the progress that they have made. Or can they band togeather to win?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,619 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Boomer, Bubbles
It's A Draw reviews
Short pice about love and death. The pen is mighter than the sword...isn't it? When a young hero faces an old villian you'll find out. Rated for death
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete