Author has written 26 stories for Teen Titans, Batman the Animated Series, Dr. Seuss series, Homestuck, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club.
HI READER OF MY PROFILE! READ THIS!
Okay look, I'd love to update a bunch, but at the beginning of November, I got hit by a car.
I know you're all like "wow! what happened? Are you alright?" and lemme tell you it's a great story and I've told it like a kajillion times so I'm really good at telling it and it'd be cool to hear/read, but I don't have time to explain bc I'm not supposed to be using the computer so lets just say I was following all the traffic laws and this guy comes outta nowhere, going like 40 in a school zone and hits me.
Due to my sucky as hell luck, I have a concussion now. Like a really bad one. I'm not supposed to use my computer, so I can't update, but I'm secretly handwriting chapters and stuff (secretly bc I'm not supposed to be doing anything that could exert my brain, and that includes thinking up plot lines for you lovely people), so expect quick updates which the doc clears me for comp use (or when I sneak on in the middle of the night. Either way, updates will be scarce)!
Wishing you all snow in the summer and sun in the winter,
Okay so here we go.
Responds to: NFC, Nerdy, dork, the hero, Awesomeness personified, tomato salad (long story), Spain, whale penis, "you there!", "weird writing girl"
Birthday: Oct 29th
I have a tumblr here, a Deviant art here, and a AO3 here!
Ships(OTPs italicized):Hetalia- Spamano, Prucan, Gerita, Fruk, Usuk (fight me), Amerikraine, Swissbel, Giripan, Prumano, Spamerica, Cucan, Nethercan, Rochu, aushun, sebwy Free!- Reigisa, Seigou, Makoharu, Rinharu, Makosei, The teacher/Anime Macklemore, Harukou, Nagou, Harurei, Rinrei SNK- JeanMarco, Ymir/Christa, Levi/Hanji, Eren/Levi, Eren/Armin, Eren/Mikasa, Jean/Mikasa WTNV- Cecilos (honestly, did you not expect this?), Cecil/Steve Carlsburg, Dana the Intern/The Man in the Tan Jacket Homestuck- Davekat, Cronkri, Davejane, JohnVris, Davejade, Jakejane, Johnroxy, Erikar, Vantascest, Karezi, Rosemary, Arakri, Johntav, Brojohn, Daddave, Solara, Cronus/Roxy
Random Facts:I wanna be an author or a teacher or a computer scientist when I grow up I really, really want to go to Clemson I ramble a bunch irl, so sorry if my writing sounds/reads as ramble-y I want three tattoos: A quill pen on my upper left arm, like near my shoulder; My zodiac symbol (Scorpio) on my inner right arm, near the wrist; and the word "Portare avanti!", which (roughly) means carry on in Italian, on my right foot, below the ankle. I've gotten hit by cars twice: Once while biking and once by walking. Both times I got up and kind of just shook it off (the most recent time, the walking one, I even told the guy to move his car because he was blocking traffic) (This is also part of the origin of the want for the "Carry on" Tattoo) I never update when I'm supposed to and I'm sorry in advance.
Things I'm actively working on:Get the Fuck Off: My collection of spamano oneshots that's updated so infrequently it's crazy. I'll get around to writing the fifty million ideas floating around in my head eventually. (I have like 12 half written out) Perfect Two: A collection of oneshots involving many pairings and vaguely relating to lines from Auburn's painfully corny and romantic song of the same name. A project made so I can dip my feet in a bunch of pairings, and the Hetalia fandom overall, without making a fool of myself. Soul Searching: A multichapter fic (posted on my moirail's ff.net and my ao3) in which a heartbroken Matthew sells his soul to Pagan God King Arthur, causing Alfred and Francis to go on an adventure to find him. The next chapter is in the works, but concussions and my moirail is busy and I can't write for Jeanne. Not Just Another Scary Story: Fic about the epic adventures of Mari Grayson and the new Teen Titans. A rewrite, because 1) the first time was shit, and 2) someone recently followed it and now I feel obligated to update. Mistletoe in March: A Spamano fic for the Italies' birthday. I've been working on it since August and I'm still not done. Hopefully will be posted in time! Bubbles: A really dumb cecilos fic like ahhhhh but my sister won't stop bothering me about it How To Woo A Prussian: this idea is literally killing me bc chapters and I have other oblogations like look ay my active fic list, but its a prucan high school au w matchmaker Lovino, and will involve some gender swaps. Probably.
Stuff I intend to do... Eventually:Like twelve Cronkri things because I took prompts in June 2013 and I still haven't finished them Maybe a thirty day OTP challenge? (Spamano or gerita or davekat or seigou or reigisa or all or idek) More Seigou because wow and also you guys seem to like it WTNV weather-influenced reigisa MORE SPAMANO POTTERTALIA BC THERE IS NOT ENOUGH IN THE WORLD (and maybe some pottertalia gerita too) some Amerikraine bc wowowowowowowowowowow CECILOS Laughter Is The Best Medicine: A terminally ill spamano fic that is going to kill me, both bc sadness and also bc wrITING CHAPTERS. Not posting this until 1. Soul Searching is done, and 2. I have 5 chapters of it done already. A Violet Blood Walks Into a Flower Shop: An alternate (happy?) ending. Probs won't get done for a while A Little Irony:a v short reigisa one shot based off of a song of the same name.