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Hello everyone , I'm 19 years old twilight girl .I love Edward Cullen so, so much.

English is not my first language so please be easy on me.

Here is some twilight funny jocks:

You have to love a guy that would piss off the Volturi just for you*

thanks Stephanie. now I’ll never find a man.*

Dear Diary,
Today I made Carlisle feel like he was in love with Edward… AGAIN!!


dear dairy,

Bella raped me today on Esme Isle. I’m scared!

Later Edward*

Do vampires take showers, I’m seriously wondering?*

Girls obsess over Edward too– OMEC ITS A FREAKING VOLVO!!!*

Emmett stood across the Volvo from Edward and screamed DAM IT EDWARD STOP DAZZELING ME!!!!*

Edward Cullen knows all your inside jokes.*

Jasper Hale will never be a therapist. He already knows how that makes you feel.*

The only bad thing about Edward Cullen is that there is only one! lol*

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!*

How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!*

-What's the alternative title for the Twilight movie?
- "108 year old virgin"*

I keep wanting to steal Jasper
but every time I go to his bedroom window
Alice is waiting with a baseball bat...
how does she kno... oh yeah!!!*

thanks to twilight if a certain boy ignores me ,it's only because he's a vampire & he's polite enough to try & resist my blood.*

10 reasons to love Edward

1. He's HOT

2. He's sweet

3. He has manners

4. He's a vampire!! (I LUV VAMPS)

5. He's good

6. He's responsible

7. He's un selfish in other words selfless

8. He would make the perfect boyfriend

9. He knows how to treat woman like ladies and not like toys

10. He has great taste in jewelry and cars... DID I MENTION HE"S HOT!!:D

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Carlisle Cullen saving lives since 1640

Jasper Whitlock the best fighter since 1861

Esme Evenson caring since 1895

Edward Anthony Masen being sexy since 1901

Marry Alice Brandon cute since 1901

Rosalie Lillian Hale hotter than you since 1915

Emmett Paul McCarty stronger than you since 1935

Things Bella Would Never Say

Edward, drive faster!
Edward, I hate you and I don't love you anymore.
I hate Edward
Charlie, could you cook dinner?
Lets go live in Florida!
I'm in love with Sam Uley.
You know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward!
Give me a makeover Alice!
Mike is the hottest guy on earth!
Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't love you anymore.
I've realized that my true love is Mike Newton.
Hey Edward, can you go bite Jacob? (she would never say this but I wish she would, Edward can't say no either.. :) )
I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore.
Good god Edward, you and I are both so perfectly tanned!
Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up.

Next on my list: Carlisle and Emmett!
I think I'll just stay human.
I don't want to be a vampire anymore.
I enjoy being a human too much.
Edward, I absolutely hate the color of your eyes.
Kiss me, Mike!
Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?!
Sorry Edward, I just used you to get to know Emmett.
OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! runs away screaming frantically
Let's race!
I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with you )
Edward, I would just LOVE it if you had red eyes!
No Edward! Don't bite me!
Alice, I hate you and you can't be my maid of honor!
I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with you anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat.
Edward, will you bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes like!
Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo!
I wish you wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks!
Hey EDDY!!
I'm going to the beach to get a tan!
I rock at ALL sports!
Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad!
Edward, let's go party!
I want a BIG wedding! You know, why did you have to kill James? I really loved him you know!
Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports?
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tomorrow. Hope you don't mind.
Mike Newton is a stud muffin!
You feeling alright Edward?
Cause you're looking kind of pale...
Alice, let’s have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money!
Edward, I just dated you to get the coupe. Sorry.
Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni. :)
Alice, you throw the best parties!! I love them!!
Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide.
Hey Edward, how about you go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle.

Edward, I used you to get Jacob
.Let's go to the PROM, Edward!!
Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think?
I was thinking we could honeymoon on the beach in Hawaii!
You know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog!
Edward, I think it's really creepy how you watch me when I sleep. Please stop.
Edward, would you pllleeeeeease buy me those four-inch stilettos?
Hey Eddy boy, how about we go for a swim? I bet I can hold my breath longer than you can!
Edward, I wish I never met you. I can't even look at you after all the pain you put me through.
You know what Edward? I like my guys long, TAN, and handsome.
Edward. Get me a ring from Tiffany's?
I can’t WAIT to want blood all the time! FUN!
Edward, lets grow old together.
Hey Edward, let's go to a night club.
Edward, don't kiss me like that! It's out of line!
Like OMG Edward! Don't you know that outfit is like sooo last season?
You know, Edward, if you dye your hair blonde and get some contacts you would look like a pale Mike it!
You know, Edward, that glittering thing you do? It's a little creepy.
Eddy, teach me the Soulja Boy dance! We can do it together at prom!
Buy me a very expensive gift for my birthday!
Edward, hug me. I'm really cold.
I love birthdays!
You know Edward, I really enjoyed that last prom. Let's go again!
Edward, buy me a really fast car!
I had a dream last night that Jasper's hair was talking to me...
Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! I hate your guts! (Throws the ring at him.) And you can have your freaking' ring back!
Hey Edward! I think we should have a magic show! It won't be hard, just walk out into the sun, you glimmering diamond of a person, you
!Oh Edward please, would you stop reading my mind!
Please, just go to the Volturi. I don't care what happens to me, just leave me alone...forever.
Yo, the Ed-mister! Eddie C, the Ed-man! Sup, Edward
!Edward, I'm sorry, but Alice and I have decided to trade. Have a nice life with her, I'm marrying Jasper now!
Come on Edward! Let's go to Yale!
I hope the Volturi kill you in Volterra!
Edward, I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally wish you hadn't killed James. He was even hotter than YOU! I will hate you for all eternity. =
Edward, I want you to buy me a car, a mansion, designer clothes, coach bags, a tempur-pedic mattress...
I bet I could beat you in a race!
Oh, dude! Edward, you're shiny!
Go die, Edward.
I wanna move to the Bahamas, its more sunny there.
C'mon Edward, let's go Edward, you terrify me.
Hey Lauren! Let’s go shopping for TOTALLY pink stuff, okay!
OMG, Edward! You’re like, sparkly!
I am so graceful!
Why can't you be like me Edward?
Hey Edward, I'm dumping you cause I've decided to spend my life playing pro sports and winning gold medals in the Olympics, so just go bite Angela Weber or something!
Oh my gosh, Edward! You can't run fast at all!
Why can't I be perfect like you, Edward?? Your too perfect. Why can't you give some of your perfectness to me, you perfect weirdo??
Stop it Alice. Stop being so graceful. Your just rubbing it in. You know how much I want to be a vampire and how much I want to be graceful so stop it. I thought you were nice. Waaaaaaaaaaa!!
Listen Edward, I borrowed your cell phone earlier, and I couldn't help but notice...who the hell's Rochelle and what's she doing in your 5?
Edward why can't you just leave me alone?
Edward, would you stop hugging me? I'm getting to hot. Oh!

Things Edward Would Never Say

Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much.
Bella, drive slower.
I wish I'd just married Rosalie.
Jacob Black, you can have Bella because you are my best friend.
Bella, you have just been PUNK'D!!
Bella, I'm gay.
Just keep your fangs to yourself, buddy!
)Alice, take Bella on a shopping spree. :D)
Bella, I'd like my ring back, you're just not worth the trouble keeping alive.
Come on, Alice, let’s go join the Volturi!
I'm going to go live with the werewolves, because I like the way they smell.

Sure, of course I'll join the Volturi, Aro!!
Hey Bella, you can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me.
Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh?
That pizza looks delicious...
You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring.
Jacob is my best friend!
Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect.(He is :) )
Geez Bella, you're so white!
I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a heart to heart.
Bella, you make me lose my breath.
Bella, you are so coordinated!!
Bella why don't you want to be a vampire just like me?
Yo. Bella. Wassup. Dude.
Ew, Bella, you need to get some deodorant.
Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see you again.
(after gym) God Bella! Werewolves smell better than you do!
I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving you for Jessica Stanley.
Have a nice life with Jacob.
Eww, Emmett. How could you possibly think grizzly bears are tasty?
Everyone knows lambs are better.

Bella, I'm going to kill you now.
'm Mike Newton's biggest fan!
Remember when I told you I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie.
James is my new best friend!
"Bella?" What a stupid name.
I just can't stand those vampires! They're all so cold and heartless!
Hey, Bella, wanna go cliff diving? Bella. I'm leaving you... for Jacob. You can just go to Hell
Let's go donate blood!
Jane is a super hot babe! I love her!
I am getting kinda pale... I need to get a tan!
Oh my god Bella, could you LOOK more slutty in that outfit?
You know, I think that Jessica and I are meant to be together. See ya!
God Bella you're so freaking' clumsy!
Bella... I only pretended to love you to get to Jessica. Sorry.
My being a vampire isn't a big deal, You know.
I prefer blonds
.Bella, I've decided to marry Leah Clearwater instead of you. Have a good life with Mike Newton!
I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
Wow, I could really go for a cheeseburger right about now!
Bella, Esme is not my mom, she's my wife. Emmet is the one who really wants you, have a nice life!!
Um Bella, I'm gay. I'm going out with Jacob now.
I'm going to get you a new motorcycle.
This pizza is really good!!
Aw Snap!
Bella, did I ever tell you that I've been able to read your mind all along?
You're so lucky I'm your boyfriend, Bella!
Bella, I think I'm dying.
You know what. You're scent really isn't all that great. Neither is your blood. I'm totally over the irresistible urge to kill you, aren't you lucky Bella?
Bella, I'm sorry... I'm a gangster!
Bite me Bella
Bella, don't be so careful.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh?
(I wonder how I wound up with you? I mean look at me... no wonder you fell in love with me
Hey Bella, I'm hungry... and you smell oh so good!
Alice, would you be upset if I told you that I MAY have tried on your undoes this morning?
I'm actually in love with Victoria, Bella. You can have your pick of Jacob or Mike.
Hey Bella , have you read these books by Stephanie Meyer yet? I found one in the library called Twilight... it's really good.
Irina looks awesome!

Bella, can you go stay at La Push for a while? You're kind of suffocating me.
I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... ha-ha it's so hilarious, how can you possibly not laugh? Ha-ha cough so... umm yeah
Ya know, werewolves don't actually smell all that bad. I kind of like it. Jacob, come here and gimmie a hug!
I worship 50 Cent (I'm sleepy...
Of course I'll bite you Bella, why didn't you just ask me earlier.
Duh I rather kiss Jacob Black instead of Bella.
Guess what Bella? I'm actually Mike Newton, who accidentally switched roles with me when we both met Jacob Black and had dinner with Tyler Crowley, but that was after we both went to party on the Hills with Eric Yorkie, my homeboy. But before this all, Edward really was not a vampire, but a really smart nerd who could make suits that looked real and his family's rich so he put diamonds in his fake suits so that they'd glitter and also Alice and Emmett are robots controlled by old Edward which is now Mike Newton who is really me but got switched... got it?

Bella! That is definitely not your color!
Bella, choose. Now. Do you want me to bite you now, or never? No more chances in the future...ever.
Who would like a vampire?
They are so cold!
Who needs a wedding anyway, are ya ready for the bite!
(After kissing) Geez Bella, you could at least wash your mouth once in a while... now I know what to get you for your birthday... Mouthwash! Bella you should go and hang with Jacob.
You're too selfish Bella
Bella, I have 3 things to tell you: 1. I don't love you. 2. My family actually eats humans. 3. I am TOTALLY sexy! (He is :P)
Does this make me look fat?
Damn you, Bella
I'm not really a vampire. I can't believe you bought that.
It's freaking cold in here
Hey Bella, I'm gay. And guess what, I'm dating your dad
Alice and I are really in love and when I told you I left you to keep you out of trouble I lied...we actually went to get married! YAWNNNNNNNNNNN... Bells, I'm a little tired, so why don't you go hang out with Jake while I take a nap?
Bella, can't I just have a taste? A tiny sip, okay?
Oh...Em...Gee Bella. Guess what?!
Yes Bella, you do look fat!

1. You keep re-reading the series, even though you know pretty much every line.

2. You never put down the books when you read them the first time.

3. You were counting down the days until breaking dawn came out.

4. You can’t help but smile whenever you think of Edward.

5. The name Edward is no longer dumb and weird to you.

6. Whenever someone says, “Hey, you want to go shopping?” you automatically think of Alice.

7. You want to move to Forks, Seattle, Phoenix, or Port Angeles.

8. When you see someone barely starting the series, you want to punch them for not reading it sooner.( even though you don't punch)

9. When you see someone reading Twilight, you go over to them and say how much you like it, to which they give you a weird look and walk away.

10. You cried during some parts of the books, and laughed at others.

11. The name Victoria sends chills down your spine. (shudder)

12. Twilight is your favorite time of day

13. You have imagined yourself as one of the Cullens and or characters in the book

14.You have had pretend conversations with one of the book characters in your mind.

15. After you read the book, apples became your favorite fruit.

1 6.You wish you were a vampire.

17. You squealed with joy when Edward and Bella reunited in New moon.

18. Your friends get scared around you when you start to talk about Twilight.

19. When your friends bring up Twilight, they smack their heads because they know you're going to go on a never ending rant

20. you go on a never ending rant when someone brings up twilight

21. When you see someone wearing glitter you think of vampires

22. You wished your name was Bella and have yelled at your parents about it

23. Instead of asking yourself questions like, “I wonder why we as humans are alive?” you ask, “I wonder what will happen in Breaking Dawn”

24.You hate the name Jacob with a passion.

25. Black is now your least favorite color. (Sorry Jacob fans)

26.Your teachers at school ask you why your reading log mostly consists of the Twilight series.

27. You dress up like a Cullen on Halloween and people ask you why you’re not wearing a costume but a lot of glitter and expensive brand clothes borrowed from your friends.

28. You read fan fictions about Twilight online and it’s the only website you’re on anymore.

29. You’ve written Cullen as your last name

30. When you went to an Italian restaurant, you ordered the mushroom ravioli.

31. You listen to your heartbeat more often

32. You look at your doctor and think, “Carlisle’s better”

33. Topaz is your favorite gemstone.

34. You wish you were born if November so topaz would be your birthstone

35. You wish your birthday was also June 20th, like Edward’s

36. Your parents have grounded you from the books until you get breaking dawn.

37. Mountain lions are your favorite animal

38. You’ve tried to read peoples mind, see the future, change people’s emotions, or make them be in excruciating pain.

39. You cried during New Moon, more than you've cried ever before in a book.

40. You get very mad and gasp when people say they have never heard of Twilight.

41. You jump every time you hear "Edward" or "Bella"

42. You can't focus on your work/homework because you could be reading one of the books again.

43. You name your pet/computer/car after one of the Twilight characters

44. you relate everything in life to Bella and Edward and anything else that goes on in the books.

45. You began to look after men/women that have pale skin, dark eyes and are absolutely gorgeous.

46. You want to go cliff diving because Bella did it.

47. You want to ride motorcycles, just because Bella did.

48. You read your books while you eat, or you just don't eat at all.

49. When you fall over or nearly get hit by a big van you call it a Bella moment.

50. You fall over allot and almost get hit by big vans.

51. You sleep with your books in your bed at night.

52. You've memorized every page number in all three books and know the content of each.

53. You start a Twilight-themed website.

54. You and your friends make Twilight tees that say "I'd rather die than be with Mike Newton" and wear them to school on the same day.

55. Instead of shouting "I HAVE TO PEE!" you say "I need a human minute."

56. You hate gym only because Bella does, too.

57. Every time someone speaks of one named Edward, you jump on their back.

58. You refuse to eat human food, because the Cullens don't.

59. You think in Fanfic.

60. Every sentence you say begins with "Twilight".

61.You would name your kid Carlisle in a heartbeat.

62. If someone is cold/warm when you touch them, you scream "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF/ VAMPIRE! And THEN jump on them.

63. You call your English/Science/Trig teachers their respective Twilight characters (i.e., Mr. Berty, Mr. Banner, Mr. Varner, Coach Clapp)

64. You become a vegetarian, because you are just halfway there to "vegetarian vampire."

65. You refuse a date with the most popular guy in school because he's not "your Edward."

66. You have answered "duh," "yes," or "Omg YEAH" to all or any of these questions.

67. You give complements/insults in the following format: "You know what, you are such a insert name of character here.

68. If someone mentions they haven't read the series, gasp, you start yelling at them until they do.

69. You demand that your parents take you to Forks over spring break/summer vacation, etc.

70.On a sunny day, you're depressed because you know you won't see any vampires.

71. You're reading this list for this long.

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Don't Like My "Twilight" Obsession?
Bite Me.

Edward vs. Normal guys
.A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say:“You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy: would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen: would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die: a normal guy would find another.
If you die: Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

“Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious...but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmett and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.”

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Hurry back to me, love.”

He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.”

As you come back to the house: a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house: Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

“I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home."

A normal guy: would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen: would make you breakfast every day.

While you are both out for dinner: a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen: wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy: wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen: would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy: does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen: only does it with one.

The twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward

Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my true obsession

Because I know what Twilighters know

A girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down I' scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself. It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road, the guy knew his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her give him a big hug and tell him one last time she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live even if he died. Now that is a true man. One that would give his life, for the woman he truly loves.

Copy and Paste if you are, or are looking for a guy like that.

And here is my fav. twilight quotes:

-When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Preface, p.1

Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.11

If I was being honest with myself, I knew I was eager to get to school because I would see Edward Cullen. And that was very, very stupid.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.54

I was consumed by the mystery Edward presented. And more than a little obsessed by Edward himself.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.67

That was the first night I dreamed of Edward Cullen.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.67

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.83

What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.92

You scared me for a minute there. I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.99

My mom always says I was born thirty-five years old and that I get more middle-aged every year.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.106

It was amazing how instantaneously the choking fear vanished, amazing how suddenly the feeling of security washed over me — even before I was off the street — as soon as I heard his voice.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.162

I stared at his face in profound relief, relief that went beyond my sudden deliverance.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.162

Do I dazzle you?

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.168

I feel very safe with you.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.170

Did you ever think that maybe my number was up the first time, with the van, and that you’ve been interfering with fate?

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.174

Your number was up the first time I met you.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.175

I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.181

And you accused me of dazzling people — poor Jacob Black.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.184

I don’t want to be a monster.

Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.187

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.195

The vampire who wanted to be good — who ran around saving people’s lives so he wouldn’t be a monster…

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 10, p.204

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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 621,110 - Reviews: 15713 - Favs: 6,442 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Fresh Start by tufano79 reviews
Bella is a recent divorcee, reeling from the abrupt ending of her marriage. In walks a certain green-eyed stranger. Can he convince her trust and love again? Or will she just ignore his advances? ExB, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 271,594 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in Heaven by kiseger reviews
Alice and Jasper find a baby in the woods and take her home. She forms a very strong, unbreakable bond with Edward instantly, which is absolutely unique in the supernatural world, like her entire existence. But not everybody is pleased with their love. Lemons in later chapters...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,950 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Where She Belongs by possessed88 reviews
Edward Cullen is gifted Isabella Swan as a reward for a job well done. The more time he spends with her, the more he becomes enamored of her. Will he be able to make amends for his behavior and win the girl's heart? Mobward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,986 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
My Sweet Angel by kiseger reviews
After Jake kissed Bella against her will in Eclipse, she can't forgive him. She decides to accept Edward's proposal and their relationship is stronger than ever. Jake's furious and loses his control. Edward drops his boundaries, with unexpected consequences. No Victoria. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,969 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taken in the Night by sheviking reviews
Re-post of my first story, Taken. Bella is kidnapped by Edward, the man who has secretly wanted her and watched her from afar. Is it love or merely obsession which motivates him? Bella is about to find out. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Color of Freedom by words.left.unsaid reviews
A young girl, forced into submission by years of torture, Bella Swan fights for her freedom. But what happens when she has a new owner? Will he be her salvation or her imprisonment? Disclaimer: This is NOT a BDSM fic, nor is anything within this story meant to portray one. Don't be under the impression that slavery is the same as a BDSM relationship. It is not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,527 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home Is Where The Heart Is by Undead Alice reviews
On a park bench sits a beautiful and yet grubby stranger. What will happen when Bella literally stumbles across him? AH OOC Rated T for language. THIS STORY WILL BE BACK SOON. MUCH LOVE, ALICE X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14614 - Favs: 10,588 - Follows: 7,879 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mating Connection by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Here is my fluffly little twist on the whole electrical charge that Edward and Bella feel. What if it really meant something else, something deeper? Would Edward be able to do what he needs to make sure Bella stays his forever? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 198,989 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ties That Bind by NicoleTwilight reviews
Edward's POV of Bella's pregnancy, burning and awakening in Breaking Dawn. Covers all the missing moments with Edward, Bella and the Cullens, and what they went through. See what happened after Bella ran into Rosalie's arms at the airport...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,126 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Enduring Love by Rayday reviews
Edward leaves more then just Bella behind during New Moon. Unbeknownst to Edward, he leaves Bella pregnant and in more danger then he could have ever dreamed possible. Now three years later a reunion is possible – will they finally be a family or will a
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,237 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Feeder by lindsay520 reviews
Bella is captured as Edward's newest "feeder". After weeks of drinking Bella's blood, one night takes a strange and seductive turn, sending Edward's mind spinning in circles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,318 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Burn For You by Strange Hearts reviews
Edward Cullen didn't expect to find love with Bella Swan, a girl who isn't as human as she looks. And, while he was only mildly surprised at how her scent burned him, he hadn't expected to burn her as well. Originally by JasperIsAManlyMan. In process of being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,721 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When the Missing Come Home by nails233 reviews
"We found her Chief Swan, she's ALIVE! We found Isabella!" Alive? She had really survived the last tens years? They said I was going home but where was home now? OOC AU Dark themed you've been warned. No rape! But there is talk about abductions and abuse. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,862 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Truth by ur-vampire-girl reviews
Edward's mother and Bella's father are getting married.That simply means that they are about to be siblings. Yes, everything was fine until their feelings for each other started to bloom. Will they ever find a way for their love? Will their parents agree?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,971 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4962 - Favs: 5,420 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10540 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected visitors by The Darkest of Shadows reviews
5 years after breaking dawn Jessica, Lauren and Mike find that the Cullen's are still in town, how will they react to Bella's new look... and her daughter Renesmee UP FOR ADOPTION PM ME
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011
The Arranged Marriage by shasta53 reviews
After years of surviving in her arranged marriage, Bella hears some news that shatters all of her hopes and dreams. Can she and Edward discover what it means to be together after all? Set in the modern day. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 226,060 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Welcome Home by showerstoflowers reviews
After being torn away from his home half a lifetime ago, a lonely man follows the pull of his heart back to the place of his youth. A field of wildflowers and a whirlwind of memory lead him down a path that will change his life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dracula's Guest by garnetcitrine reviews
When Bella Swan is kidnapped by a beautiful but cold stranger, she believes that life as she knows it is ending. Jacob told her about his kind, his nature, but what if Jacob was wrong?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,785 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped Love by jfryman reviews
Edward is abducted, a year later Bella is. They come together to fight off the man that kidnapped them. What happens once they are home? Can you go back to your normal life after spending so much time together? All Human, canon pairings. Dark Themes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella had been ignored by her mother since her sister had been born, While Charlie made it his job to never let her feel left out; until one day it was enough. A move to New York changes their lives after a quick divorce. Here is the story of change. Just add in some crazy friends and a whirlwind romance and we have Another Chance.BxE, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 281 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11631 - Favs: 8,568 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hurt by WinndSinger reviews
What if Bella wasn't beautiful when she first met Edward? Shy, scared, alone, and hurt Bella comes to Forks at the request of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who thinks he can help her battered legs regain their strength when other doctors have failed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,024 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 253 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
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Angel of My Heart reviews
A car accident leaves young Edward Masen broken and all alone. Could young Bella look behind the scars. And what would happen when years after their first meeting Edward becomes a Cullen? Would that change what Bella had once thought of him? EXB related M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Truth Behind Twilight: Outtake 1 reviews
This an outtake for chapter 8 Nightmare of my story The Truth Behind Twilight.It's related M and of what was in Charlie's mind in the beginning of the chapter that upset Edward so much.It has child abuse in it so if you don't like it then do NOT read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete