Denizen Of Madness
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Joined 12-16-10, id: 2658989, Profile Updated: 09-02-13
Author has written 17 stories for Pokémon, Mega Man, Final Fantasy VII, Bones, My Little Pony, Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード, and Harry Potter.

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I write fanfics of things I like, if I don't make a fanfic of it, I must not like it, or I'm just too lazy to write about it. I mainly deal with silly crack stories based on my dreams/random thoughts I have in the middle of the night. Just remember one thing:

My fanfics are a place where all the laws of reality exist and simultaneously don't matter.

Name: I'm not telling. But call me Denny. Or Margolias. Or Mars. (But if you come up with a nickname I like, then you can call me that)

Age: I think I'm either nineteen or three hundred. I'm bad at math.

Gender: Unless I fail at biology forever, I'm pretty sure I'm a guy. If not, please correct me.

I like Pokémon. It is my #1 fandom now and forever. So don't be surprised if I rant about it a lot, kay? MLP is currently my second. I may also rant about it, but not as much as Pokémon. I won't rant about it if you don't like the show, either. I like other stuff, too. But I won't mention it here. I may also rant about these unmentioned fandoms. As you can see, I'm a ranter.

I'm mostly on deviantART these days. I MST really bad fanfics there, because this sites rules are stupid, and I don't want those jerk groups AU and LU to delete my profile. Here, check it out!



PS. I didn't make my profile image! I found it!


Random Quotes...

"The Flash runs anywhere, except away," a random youtube commenter.

"You think you're so sassy and gay, well you're not!" One of my multiple personalities yelling at my inner Sassy Gay friend.

"My muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat," Jenna Maroney, of 30 rock, in her hilarious song "Muffin Top"

"I will burn your house down! With the lemons!" Cave Johnson, ranting about not taking the bad things in life.

"Sometimes to prevent monkey business, we must create it," - The Blocker.

"Studies show that keeping a ladder in your house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case someone tries to sneak in with a ladder!"- Grunkle Stan

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C.S. Lewis

"Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled Trainers should try to win with the Pokémon they love best." - E4 Karen

"As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. I wish you all very good lives." - J.K. Rowling

"Baby, someone cut off my dick and wrote an America with it." - President Wahooley, 30 H's


Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...


That's It. Why are you still reading this? Read some of my crap.

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Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
The Battle for the Worlds: Between Worlds, Beyond by HarlowKettering reviews
A young teen girl is caught up in the ultimate battle for the universe and forced to team up with heroes from other worlds to try and stop the forces of evil!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 1/18/2011
The Legend of Zelda: Rings of Dualty by FerreTrip reviews
The Master Sword has -always- been carried by just Link. But when a threat so large, one alone is too little, comes, it's time to initiate a Plan B the goddesses made in three rings. Link must now share the legendary blade with...a lizalfos! This is gonna be different...A tale with dungeons original ones and other game mechanics woven into the plot. Please review if read!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 271,497 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Link
Final Fantasy: Volleyball Planet by Hasturcomeforth reviews
Cloud Strife does regular everyday activities while spending time with friends and thinking about life.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Cloud S., Tifa L., President S.
Come Together by Kohaku no Hime reviews
A series of ficlets set before, during, and after the anime, all of which involve our three favorite bikers: Raphael, Alister, and Valon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 184 - Words: 283,034 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Amelda, Raphael, Varon/Valon
Parody Magi Madoka Magica by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Madoka learns about alcoholism and the importance of stranger danger in this all-around parody of everybody's favorite magical girl anime.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Heroes of Kalos Abridged by Zokolov reviews
Fashionista and pyromaniac Serena is just like most young people of her age, her interests consisting of Pokémon, shopping and becoming the immortal ruler of Kalos. But to do that, she needs a loyal group of flunkies and must stay out of the International Police's reach. Based on a true story.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,349 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Looker/Handsome, Calem/Calme, Serena, Shauna/Sana
The Extended Unova Pokemon Guide by The Gentleman Xerneas reviews
This Guide will give you the very best advice and information on how to raise, train, bond and take care of your very own Unova-native pokemon! Learn everything you can about your little (or big) friends! Written by the highly accomplished and quirky Pokemon Professor Fuhri. Note: The author is not held accountable for any murders or injuries inflicted by Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 138 - Words: 365,065 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zoroark, Victini, Genesect, Cobalion
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Life of Cristancia by Cristancia-the-witch reviews
first fic, it's really good. It's sorta a crossover, but not yet and will be crossed over with many things so I will keep it here. I hopr ya'll enjoy Cristancia, my OC. It takes place in Harry's 4th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,877 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Apollo Who by Pleasant Tomorrow reviews
When Kenneth reveals himself to be an alien plotting to take over television in order to control the minds of all human life, the Doctor lands in studio 6H and takes on Liz Lemon as a companion. Meanwhile, Tracy feels cheated after realizing his trip to space was faked and he threatens to quit TGS. The Doctor wants to save the world. Liz just wants to save her show.
Crossover - Doctor Who & 30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Liz L., Kenneth P., Tracy J. - Complete
The Adventures of Mary Sue by Scholar of Emeralds reviews
Join lovable Mary Sue on her quest to total perfection! Actually, forget that and just look through this guide on OCs. And on the way, we'll see the chemical reactions of two Mary Sues meeting! Reviews appreciated and ideas for stupidity welcomed.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 10/2/2010
The Ponds in Manhattan by Rhapsody211 reviews
Amy gets sent back to 1930 Manhattan and as she searches for her stupid face Rory, she gets caught up in the mystery of the Daleks in Mahattan, meeting Martha and the tenth Doctor unknowingly, finally finding Rory after a suspicious meeting with Clara Oswald
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Martha J., Rory W. - Complete
Yellow Diamonds 2: The Deviant Facet by Jynxed1 reviews
The sequel to the critically-acclaimed fanfic "Yellow Diamonds: A Pokémon Adventure" by me. This is very much still in the development phase so I can't say for certain if it'll continue. This story takes place in a Pokémon world where the first "Yellow Diamonds" story is just that: a story. The young hero looks up to Xylark and strives to prove his idol really did exist.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013
The Only Thing Worse Than a Dalek Is a Mary Sue by AineQueenOfTheBritons reviews
After the TARDIS malfunctions, The Doctor, Donna, & their strange new companion must do battle to save our favorite fandoms from an infestation of the worse kind: Mary Sues! Will include: The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and more!
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - 10th Doctor
The best like no one ever was by LordSeavar reviews
What can I say? This is the "Gratest Pokemon Master." Mary Sues, no plot and the complete murder of the English language. Enjoy if you dare.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013
My Inner Life by My Inner Life Repost reviews
That's right, the awful fan fiction we all know and hate with a burning passion.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Link - Complete
Yellow Diamonds: A Pokémon Adventure by Jynxed1 reviews
Join Xylark and his brand new Pokémon Rianna as they travel around the Seksi region collecting badges, fighting racists, and discovering the truth behind the mysterious Yellow Diamonds. It's mostly a parody on how people write fanfics badly (Mary Sues everwhere) but eventually it evens out to just humor and then unimaginable darkness by the end. PLEASE REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 32,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
Twenty-Five Drinks And An Interdimensional Vampire by TheBlueVampireQueenofAbiland reviews
Jack and the Doctor find themselves in an interesting situation when a Mary-Sue breaks into their dimension. Birthday fic for TheyCallMeChicky.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Just Another Little Thing That Doesn't Matter by Tsubame-go reviews
When Kid starts attended a mysterious new school he notices something odd, almost every student is not quite right in some way or another. Most mysterious is the person who live across the hall who screams and cries every night. KidxChrona AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Death The Kid, Crona
A Life Worth Living by InfiniteBrony reviews
Everyone dies. We all know this, it is a simple and inescapable fact. Whether we want to or not, we are all going to die some day. Everyone dies. But does everyone truly live?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Big Macintosh - Complete
Apollo: First Peacemaker Of Equestria by Wolf Mirage reviews
Apollo is a male pegasus, whose best friend and secret crush is Big Mac. he is the pony people go to to solve any situation or argument.read as apollo goes through trials, sickness, love, and hilarious situations Slash Mac x OMC yaoi no flaming 4 SLASH
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,798 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Big Macintosh - Complete
Lean On Me by Howlitzer reviews
A young girl with a troubled past moves into Lan's neighbourhood, two years after he and Maylu found they couldn't be more than best friends. Can Lan help mend a broken soul, and save the world from a new threat at the same time? *Being heavily edited*
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Lan Hikari, Ciel - Complete
Obscurus Lupa Wins The Olympics by GigaBob reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin... or not
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Crusader by Anticsareme reviews
When memories are forgotten by some and linger in others, problems occur. Not only that but Wally is about to get a big wake up call, when he is reunited with his forgotten girlfriend. How will it turn out? Read and you shall see. DISCONTINUED. TO BE REWRITTEN BY UNICES
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,240 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Jinx, Wally W./Kid Flash
Trixie's Coltsmas by PonyBestfriend reviews
Colt-smas was usually a great time of year for ponies, but when Twilight invites Trixie into the Library as part of the Colt-smas spirit, what problems will ensue? Rated T for Trixie's dark backstory and for some mild adult themes.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,815 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Trixie, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Alucard vs Life by Alex McM reviews
Alucard is back and this time he is against more than just Twilight...No this time he is against life itself! From social welfare to first jobs, crying children, public transport, false vampires and everything in-between Alucard will conquer them all!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,081 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Single Wish by The Compendium of Steve reviews
In the aftermath of Lesson Zero, a childhood relic finds itself conflicted as new emotions seek to complicate its simple existence, leaving us to wonder: Do raggedy dolls dream of studly stallions?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Big Macintosh, Fluttershy - Complete
Apple Bloom by NoRatCat reviews
Little Apple Bloom has been feeling neglected and unappreciated at home as of late. Yet one day she discovers a door leading to a fantastic world, but it isn't all what it seems. MLP FIM adaption of the film Coraline.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,008 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Other Mother - Complete
Hungary's Guide to Successful Original Characters by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If your characters have been labeled Mary-Sues and you don't know why, or you just want to avoid making one in the first place, step inside for some hot chocolate, a cookie, and advice from none other than me, the ultimate fangirl – Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Hungary
Nocturne's Return by Princess of Rose reviews
After his first encounter with Sora, Demyx somehow regains his heart. Now, with the Organization after him with the intentions of murder, Demyx must join up with his enemies if he wishes to survive. T for swearing, violence, and some blood. Implied Sokai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 96,016 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Demyx - Complete
Why Terra Wears Those Pants by Fruity-Fruit-Cups reviews
Have you ever wondered why Terra wears those pants? Well, the answer is very simple...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Terra - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,128 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
Plastic Dishes by Cerulean Twin reviews
Mikami kidnaps Light and holds him hostage in an effort to 'protect' his god. / Slight AU. Based off of a Gaia roleplay from a couple years ago with a friend and posted for fun. Implied MxL I guess, rated T to be safe. Edited as of 02/25/14
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - [Light Y., Mikami T.]
Please Don't Read This Death The Kid by WishIWasSane102 reviews
September 15. I hope your not reading this. Sid said that if it said 'do not read', you're not supposed to read. I even said please. A journal he isn't supposed to see. Can the Shinigami handle the words on each page?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Death The Kid, Crona
Chrona Gorgon vs the world! by gandalf42 reviews
if you want good music and Chrona kicking major butt... your gonna love this. based on Scott Pilgrim vs the world
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Crona, Maka A.
The Waffle Glitch by miano53 reviews
Sequel to "Information Retrieval"; After creating the replica, Xion, some of the Organization members notice there's something odd about her...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Vexen, Xion, Organization XIII - Complete
Together by Masterdramon reviews
As MB prepares to confront the woman who she once called "mother" for the final time, she reflects upon what it truly means for a machine to have a soul...and the extremes to which the Galactic Federation's attempts to remove it have driven her. One-shot.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - M. Bergman/MB, M. Bergman - Complete
Wonderweiss Chronicles by Rydrake Kyuubi reviews
- AU - Wonderweiss Margera tells his side of the story of his time in Las Noches.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,016 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Wonderweiss M. - Complete
Did I Fing Stutter? by Isfelvic reviews
Envy/Lynette Total Crack fic! Major OOCness! T for language
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Envy A. - Complete
The Cooking Noveno by Arteset reviews
After receiving an unwelcoming letter from TV Tokyo, Aaroniero decides to do the opposite and screw up the script. Rated T for language and rewrite. Slight AaronieroxRukia at the end...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Aaroniero A., Rukia K. - Complete
Chrona's Song by Detallista 257 reviews
Where was she? Because she was sure this place wasnt her bathroom. Everything was right and covered in a strange mist and she suddenly realizes she wasnt alone.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - [Crona, Death The Kid] - Complete
Scary Movies by GlassSuicune reviews
Pandora drags Prometheus to the theater to see Alien, much to his dismay. However, he soon finds out he's not the only one who isn't interested in the movie, resulting in some pretty zany situations. Contains Lumine-bashing and a sugar-high Geo Stelar.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Prometheus, Lumine, Geo Stelar - Complete
Philistine by Neon Paranoia reviews
This is a story of how Margeret got to where she is. It is heavily based on the lyrics to "Philistine," Margeret's boss battle song. There may be a follow up about Matt Helms, we'll just have to see.
No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Helter S. - Complete
Preps by Hiddeninsnow reviews
The citizens of Sunnydale, including our heroine Buffy, start to turn into Mary Sues and Gary Stus! Can the rest of the Scoobys save the town in time?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
Spies Never Die: Bond vs Blonde by Smileyfax reviews
In the first new chapter of a comedic espionage series, James Bond is tasked with preventing his successor from destroying MI-6 -- the man is just too good at what he does. How will Bond fight a man better than him in every way? Finished!
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Soul of a Monster by Zillah 91 reviews
Rewrite. One day, the Kaiju, titans of our time, vanished, and a boy was born with blazing eyes and an unnatural fury. Now, events are in motion, and they will have greater consequences than any could have foreseen. Ch. 12 finally up.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Gone Wrong by burningfoot reviews
A parody of Diamond and Pearl. Two different people enter their games purely for your entertainment. The game isn't going right but being a criminal, killing Gym Leaders and using AR doesn't make it better but does make it more fun. Now with epilogue.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Birthday Madness by Icewind Alchemist reviews
It's Rukia's birthday! But before anyone can celebrate, they must face a Mary-Sue, plot holes, disclaimers, writer's block, and a not so evil guy. WARNING! Contains Doctor Who references and insanity.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy by Metropolis Kid reviews
One of my earliest Hellsing fics. Just a little story about the craziest Hellsing crossover I could come up with... You know, that still made some kind of twisted sense. Hope you enjoy. As always, reviews are appreciated. Thanks.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Alucard - Complete
The Mary Sue Curse by Sakurelle reviews
Sakurelle is the last of a race of Mary Sues persecuted for their canon spoiling customs. Bakura and Malik plan to use her to obtain the 'eighth Millennium Item' that often accompanies Mary Sue plots. And Kaiba...he just doesn't want to fall in love.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,006 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Sephiroth Meets Little Bear by Sonuckles reviews
What happens when Sephiroth and Jenova find the Promised Land of the Ancients right in Little Bear's back yard? Hillarity ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sephiroth, Jenova - Complete
Getting Married by GabrielleduVent reviews
Chapter 4 up: Bon voyage Sephiroth! After 32 years of being single, Sephiroth decides to get married. The question is, who shall it be? Randomness. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sephiroth, Jenova
Sailor Perfect: A MarySue Paraody by Meara reviews
This is the story that asks questions others have the good sense not to! Is MarySue really a sailor senshi or just a total psycho? Why does Setsuna need a prescrition for tranquilzers & what the heck is "The Chiba Mamoru Scale of Personal Humiliation"?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Why YuGiOh R Is A Bad Place For Mary Sues by SilvorMoon reviews
Yugi must rescue Anzu before she's sacrificed by Yakou Tenma! At least, that's what he was supposed to do, but then the Sues showed up...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Yami Yūgi - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Spinderella-- A Bedtime Story. by rocketknight reviews
Zero tells X a traditional story with his own twist. Forte eats to death. News at 11.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2001
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Demented Pony Dreams reviews
A bunch of one-shot type of stuff I based on my dreams. It's really weird and stupid. Formerly known as "What is this I don't even".
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle
My Little Immortal: Friendship is 4 Prepz reviews
A "My Immortal" parody. It's original author is Tara Gilesbie. I am not her. You have been warned.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Prince Blueblood, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle
The Miracle Of The Zorua reviews
N hates Christmas for some reason. Silly drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
Paradise reviews
""Your son IS a cheeseburger!" I cried back!" Crack.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Lucas/Kouki, Cyrus/Akagi
Metal Fight Madness: A Crack Fic reviews
Jack somehow manages to make a time machine, and decides to drag Reiji and Johannes on an adventure through time! And things aren't much saner everywhere else...
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Jack, Reiji M
Lunacy: Tales of a mad trainer reviews
What happens when a crazy moron, a gentleman thief, a kleptomaniac, and a power hungry Teddiursa travel through Unova? Chaos! Throw in a pirate artist wannabe and a completely moronic evil team and you get a crazy-as-pineapples fanfic! Journey fic parody. Rated T, just to be on the safe side!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Teddiursa/Himeguma
Dark Mirror reviews
The Doctor and Trixie find themselves in a twisted version of the world...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Dr. Whooves, Trixie
The Tournament of Madness reviews
In the strange and cracktastic Oc town known as Duran City, sixteen insane and socially defective trainers will duke it out in a tournament of idiotic proportions! But, is it just me, or is there something going on in the background? And why is a Mary-Sue sponsoring the whole thing? Oh, and N has been kidnapped.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - N H./Natural H. G.
Breaking and Entering reviews
Black learns a lesson in breaking the law... One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Hilbert/Touya, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
The Psychosis of N: Final Mix reviews
In a world where the laws of physics both exist and simultaneously does not matter, we look into the life of an N who returned to Unova because he left the stove on. Warning: this story contains copious amounts of chaos and insanity.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - N H./Natural H. G.
The Psychosis of N reviews
A drabble series staring N. Logic, sanity, and reality needn't apply. My motto is "Destroying your visions of what Pokémon is like one character at a time".
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,571 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Fanning the Flames reviews
Cinder, a pyromaniac Pegasus from Fillydelphia, Moves to Ponyville, looking for excitement. Only she didn't bargain for a lot of different things, including androgynous unicorns, insane divas, and mute villains. Sequel to "Apollo: First Peacemaker of Equestria"
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Pinkie Pie
Bones after Hours reviews
Hello, Everyone! Come and see a cracktastic truth and dare show the likes of which you have never seen before in your life! Watch you favorite characters subject themselves to insane tasks!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
Weiss's Traumatizing experience
Two shot. Weiss lets Nero out of his straight jacket for one minute, and some messed up crap happens.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Nero, Weiss
Pat's Mansion reviews
Pat wins a mansion in a contest he didn't enter. Luigi's Mansion Parody. I adopted this from Ginkyofu13, who wrote the first four chapters. I take over on the fith. The concept goes to her. T for violence & a crossdressing guy with a split personality.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Patrick Sprigs
005, N Bond: Game Corner Royale reviews
A Serious James Bond parody. Follow N on his first mission, Where he must stop Petrel Lambda from winning a high stakes poker tournament, who plans on using the money to fund terrorists. NXLyra. AU. More info inside.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Lyra/Kotone