Author has written 17 stories for Pokémon, Mega Man, Final Fantasy VII, Bones, My Little Pony, Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード, and Harry Potter.
I write fanfics of things I like, if I don't make a fanfic of it, I must not like it, or I'm just too lazy to write about it. I mainly deal with silly crack stories based on my dreams/random thoughts I have in the middle of the night. Just remember one thing:
My fanfics are a place where all the laws of reality exist and simultaneously don't matter.
Name: I'm not telling. But call me Denny. Or Margolias. Or Mars. (But if you come up with a nickname I like, then you can call me that)
Age: I think I'm either nineteen or three hundred. I'm bad at math.
Gender: Unless I fail at biology forever, I'm pretty sure I'm a guy. If not, please correct me.
I like Pokémon. It is my #1 fandom now and forever. So don't be surprised if I rant about it a lot, kay? MLP is currently my second. I may also rant about it, but not as much as Pokémon. I won't rant about it if you don't like the show, either. I like other stuff, too. But I won't mention it here. I may also rant about these unmentioned fandoms. As you can see, I'm a ranter.
I'm mostly on deviantART these days. I MST really bad fanfics there, because this sites rules are stupid, and I don't want those jerk groups AU and LU to delete my profile. Here, check it out!
PS. I didn't make my profile image! I found it!
"The Flash runs anywhere, except away," a random youtube commenter.
"You think you're so sassy and gay, well you're not!" One of my multiple personalities yelling at my inner Sassy Gay friend.
"My muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat," Jenna Maroney, of 30 rock, in her hilarious song "Muffin Top"
"I will burn your house down! With the lemons!" Cave Johnson, ranting about not taking the bad things in life.
"Sometimes to prevent monkey business, we must create it," - The Blocker.
"Studies show that keeping a ladder in your house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case someone tries to sneak in with a ladder!"- Grunkle Stan
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C.S. Lewis
"Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled Trainers should try to win with the Pokémon they love best." - E4 Karen
"As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. I wish you all very good lives." - J.K. Rowling
"Baby, someone cut off my dick and wrote an America with it." - President Wahooley, 30 H's
Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
That's It. Why are you still reading this? Read some of my crap.