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Joined 12-16-10, id: 2659026, Profile Updated: 06-05-16
Author has written 6 stories for Sherlock.

So for those who are curious, I mostly write for prompts on the LJ Sherlock Kink Meme. I also write long ranting Harry Potter fics that I later abandon and despise... so those are probably not going to end up on here but just in case, you've been warned. I hate sad endings so there will be none of those and I appear to be unable to write anything strictly serious so be prepared to put up with my attempts at humour. :)

I try to answer all my reviews but lately my brain has been more scattered than roadkill and I have this tendency to get super excited and start forming a reply in my head and then assuming that I actually sent it when I didn't. So since some of you are not telepathic please forgive me if I forget to answer you... Or send me a black lotus flower and then shoot me in my own house. Whatever suits your fancy.

Translations: (cause I have those and how exciting is that?!)

The Long Ride Home

  • French translation by the wonderful La'ienth can be found here
  • Text Me When It's Over

  • Russian translation by the lovely K. Neff can be found here
  • Italian translation by the splendid Sfaira can be found here
  • Chinese translation by the fabulous Furry big problem can be found here
  • French translation by the amazing Elie Bluebell can be found here
  • Dancing with Sherlock for Beginners

  • Italian translation by the splendid Sfaira can be found here
  • The Art of Sexting

  • Chinese translation by the awesome gennie206 can be found here
  • Russian translation by the marvelous Mary135 can be found here
  • Thank you all so much!

    Update 07/12/12:

    The fabulous Talitha Koum is making Text Me When It's Over into a comic!!! *fangirls uncontrollably* She's putting her own wonderful spin on the story and (just to warn you) the beginnning has a bit of angst but it will be TOTALLY worth it. Also, it's art and it's beautiful and I love it! You should all go check it out and tell her how amazing it is. Actually check out all her art! :) Ah! I'm so excited! Why are you still here?

    The Comic can be found here

    Also this!

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    Text Me When It's Over reviews
    After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 241 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    The Art Of Sexting reviews
    Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    The Experiment reviews
    Sherlock needs John for an experiment. John discovers that he likes being tied up. Sexy times ensue. Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Dancing With Sherlock For Beginners reviews
    Sherlock teaches John how to ballroom dance. Just some fluff with a dash of pre-slash
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Murder Is Make Believe reviews
    Oh God, little children and Sherlock. John really hoped the parents didn't make him pay for therapy.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    The Long Ride Home reviews
    Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete