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Author has written 5 stories for Evermore, Alyson Noel, and Glee.

Hey!!!!!

Name: Kelsey

I'm under drinking age.

Likes: Reading, Writing and randomness

I like the color blue and purple

Im clumsy. Every day i take at least one fall if not more and i knock Items on table tops over

I Tend to overlook things. If you say the paper is on the counter, i will look then go back and ask you. You say its right here you idiot. Ohhh. yep im lame i know :)

I suck at writing summaries... as you could probably already tell

Very weird i do the unexpected

I fell in love with Glee because of one of my friends T.A. Aberforth told me to watch an episode :D

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the listSunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan,xXFoxy Scorpion BlossomXx, miss kaitlin inuzuka, KrazeeNingaChick,

16 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed (you know you did XD)...

24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, C&P this into your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

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Out of Reach reviews
Blaine comes back from New York only to figure out that Kurt may have someone else
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Through the Years reviews
Read as we follow Quinn and Rachel through their years of school. We can see their friendship evolve, or collapse and so on. Not all chapter will be K plus.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Jealousy reviews
Karofsky is back, but not to torture anyone. He is back to find love. First he will have to get past Blaine. Ha good luck Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Forever Mine an Evermore Story reviews
Haven makes good on her promise to get back at Ever, Haven has gotten to Damen. Ever is alone in the world Whats going to happen?
Evermore, Alyson Noel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
Rocky Road reviews
Kurt and Blaine go out to celebrate their one month anniversary. Blaine ends up drunk,again, and Kurt ends up having to take him home.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete