Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha.
I like to read, hang with friends, go on the computer and I love to watch tv. It's just my nature. :p I have the sexiest dog named Coco and I have a twin sister, cuz I'm just that awesome. I can kinda draw manga, I just started this year so I'm still an amatuer. But hey, If I get any better, I might put one of my drawings as my icon, then you can tell me if i suck or not. (hopefully not). I also am semi-fluent in Spanish(I can't really write it, i misspell a bunch of stuff) since my parents are from spanish speaking countries like Ecuador and Honduras (thats right, i'm that awsome). I am also taking French in school so technically i'm trilangual. That is a short sum up of me, and don't forget, STAY IN SCHOOL. but if you don't we always need people running the counter at Jack in the Box
BUNNIES KICK BUTT!
Age: why would you care
Full Metal Achemist
Kaicho Wa Maid sama
Au no Exorcist
Ouran High School Host Club
High School of the Dead
That 70's Show: Absolutly hilarious
Nikita: Kick ass show
(this isn't a show but it is an account on Youtube named =3. Funny shit there. i suggest looking at it if ya'lls havent seen it yet)
A day after tomorrow
Angels and Demons
Iron Man 2
Sherlock Holmes 1 and 2
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Something Borrowed(Such a chick flick, I know, but it was funny just kinda infuriating)
Taking of Phelham 123
Favorite Anime/manga couples
Inuyasha and Kagome(screw Kikyo)
Miroku and Sango
Koga and Ayame
Rin and Sesshomaru
Yuuki and Kaname
Kyo and Misao
Kyo and Tohru
Sagami and Ayame
Hikari and Kei
Winry and Eward E.
Lt. Mustang and Lt. Hawkeye
Usui and Misaki
Kauro and Kenshin
Sano and Megumi
Asahi and Tamaki
Rinne and Sakura
Alto and Ranka (screw Sheryl)
Kurosaki and Teru
Takuto and Wako
Haruhi and Tamaki
Misaki and Usui
Ikuto and amu
Utau and Kukai
Hatsuharu and Rin
natsu and Lucy
Erza and Gerard
Sakura and Rinne
Takashi and Rei
"Hiten:Now hand over the shards, or you'll never see you lover alive!(lightling)
Kagome: some people can't take a joke.
Inuyasha: let me get this straight, you and I are suppose to be lovers?
Kagome: now's no time to be shy.
Inuyasha: you actually think I'd hand over the shards as a ransom to get you back?!
Kagome: Of course cause that's what lovers do
Inuyasha: Well we ain't lovers, and without love the whole argument kinda falls apart!" -Inuyasha (I laughed so hard when I heard this)
"Old man my ass"- red
"Google it, Bitch" -picture (it is funny if you see it)
"I'll kill you so hard you'll die"- picture of the cutest penguin
"You're like my own personal brand of heroine"- Twilight
Favorite bands/singers and my favorite song by them
NICKELBACK!! (amazing band. love them)(Lullaby)
Eminem (i'm not joking, this guy is a genius)(Space Bound)
Framing Hanley( Hear Me Now)
Breaking Benjamin(Had Enough)
Enrique Iglesias(Do You know, for spanish speaking people Dimelo)
Bruno Mars(I want to be a Billionaire)
Carrie Underwood(Just a Dream)
Trapt(End of My Rope)
Micheal Jackson(screw you haters)(You Rock My World)
Luis Fonsi(Nada es para siempre)
Black eyed peas(I just Can't get enough)
Skillet (The Last Night)
Camilla(Alejate de mi)
Papa Roach(No Matter what)
My Darkest Days(Porn Star Dancing)
Apocalyptica (Not Strong Enough)
Avril Lavigne (Nobody's Home)
Thirty Seconds to Mars (Attack)
Marianas Trench (celebrity Status)
(I realize i have a variety of favorite music)
William Levy(soooo hot)
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Things that piss me off:
when people say Kagome has blue eyes. SHE HAS BROWN EYES NOT BLUE. Look at every episode and please PM me telling me which episode she has blue eyes if you feel like proving me wrong. Then I would understand the confusion.
when people say that Naraku's laugh is "kukuku" what the hell is that. If you say that out loud you sound like a fucking retard. Naraku is suppose to sound evil, not like he is retarded or he is coughing somethin up.
Kikyo and Inuyasha love scenes. I hate that. I makes me want to gag. INUYASHA AND KAGOME FOREVER.
Justin beiber. enough said
When people make Kagome sound so random. Its as if they think she's stupid.
When people make Kagome stubborn and not listen to Inuyasha's side. If she listened, they would be together faster.
Kagome and Sessomaru pairings, seriously, where in the fucking show does it give any hint of attraction between the two. Plus they don't look good together. People are crazy especially since there are sooooo many of them. its just stupid.
The subjacation beads that Kagome has around Inuyasha. She abuses that power. Just cause he says something she doesn't like, he gets a face full of dirt. Plus that is just his nature. She can't get pissed at him just cause he is giving his honest opinion.
If anyone disagrees with my opinion, please, don't feel free to tell me. It's my own opinion and I don't care. Just tell yourself.
When life gives you skittle, you throw them at random people saying 'TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!'
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL
Don't fallow me! I run into wall!
I trip UP the stairs.
The this cat
Find the B
Once you've found the B...
Find the 1
Once you've found the 1...
Find the 6
Once you've found the 6...
Find the N
Once you've found the N...
Find the Q
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE JUST WASTED 10 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE!
A few ways to get kicked out of walmart
1. Take a Dora doll off a shelf, and run around the place saying 'WERE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!' and when someone tried to take it away, yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
2. Get a book and sit at the check-out counter and pretend to read. When a worker comes and tells you to move, say 'SSSSH! I'm reading!
3. Get some friends, and have shopping cart races
4. Walk up to some stranger, and say "Oh, I haven't seen you in so long..." and see if they play along to avoid embarassment
5. Walk up to some old man and say "GRANDPA! YOUR ALIVE!"
6. Move a 'caution wet floor' sign to a carpeted area
7. Go into a dressing room, and sit there for a few minutes, then yell "THIS STALL IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER!"
8. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say "Is it that noticeable?"
9. Grab something (like a toy or whatever) and put it in some random lady's cart and say 'I want this one Mommy!' then look at the person and say 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MOMMY?!"
10. Glue a quarter to the ground, and see how many people try to pick it up.
11. Start agruging with someone, and when someone tells you to stop, say 'WE ARE ENFORCING OUR OPINIONS'
12. Google 'how to get kicked out of walmart' and click on the yahoo answers thing if you want more
"No colored people allowed." Said the white man.
If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese? And why is two foots, feet, if in football, aren't two football's feetball? Milk taste good. I like cheese. I have seen two purple cows. People say i'm random. I'm not random. I just think faster than you.
I DON'T OBSESS! I think intensely.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you it was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never see you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for only a few days, then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know only a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will tell you 'It's alright' when someone rejects you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take the drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad about the person who talked bad about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will say 'Bye see ya later!'
FAKE FRIENDS: You can stay mad at them for a month.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
True friend only make you cry from laughing so hard.
A good friend is like a bra. They always support you, and are close to your heart.
So were a little crazy. That's just how we roll.
Best friends are the guys who will fight with you over a bag of chips, and instead of saying sorry they say "Ha ha! Too bad loser!"
I used to be normal... But then I met those losers I now call my best friend's.
Friends will help you up when you fall, but best friends will push you back down and laugh.
Friends will tell you 'You deserve better, anyway.' but best friends will prank call him during the night making chicken noises, and saying 'You will die in 7 days.'
Best friends are the guys who practically live with each other, stay up all night talking about absolutely nothing, dance until there out of breathe, laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other even though there complete idiots.
Me and my best friend are so cool, we get high off of scratch n' sniff stickers.
Everyone has a wild side.
Best friends are the kind of people who were necklace's that say 'worst' and 'friends.'
They laugh at us because were idiots. We laugh at them, because they just figured that out.
Were the kind of friends who get hit by parked cars.
God made us best friends, because he knew our mom's couldn't handle us as sisters.
Okay, so there's this thing called 'Retardedness' and me and my best friends, are like total pros!
Your my best friend Foeve
We. Do. Act. Hyper. DANCE AND LAUGH AT RANDOM TIMES!
I am a loser. But i'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet!
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
"Dude what are you doing?" "I'm swimming on the floor. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Stop being so stupid!
Homework hurts trees.
Oink. I'm a cow.
"OUT OUT! YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!"
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in a silent moment because of something that happened...
In a world of cheerios... Be a fruit loop.
My mom say's i'm special, but whose this Ed?
Don't hit kids.
I love school.
Even if the voices arnen't real, they still have pretty good ideas.
DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO MYSELF! Gosh that's so rude! Some people don't have any manners.
There are 4 cows. 3 babies and a mama. The first baby cow goes 'mama why is my name Daisy?' Mama cow goes 'because you were born in a field of Daisy's.' The other baby cow goes 'mama why is my name Rose?' Mama cow goes 'Because you were born in a patch of roses.' The third baby cow goes "SHASSSSHSGDEYEBNDJDUDBNDJ!' mama cow goes 'SHUT UP CYNDERBLOCK!'
I believe in unicorns. Doesn't everyone?
Whose going to take us seriously without a laser pointer?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
She's my best friend, break her heart & I'll break your face.
I spent all summer waiting for KOLAID MAN to burst through my wall!
Hi i'm a friggin' happiness fairy!
I smile because I don't know whats going on.
I didn't lose my mind!
It takes SKILL to trip over FLAT surfaces!
No I won't go to Hell!
Shoes CAN change your life.
Angry people need hugs.
I have the body of an 18 year old.
People like you are the reason we have the middle finger.
Girls are better.
If you love her, tell her now. Because she won't wait... forever.
Please go away, I'm allergic to losers.
Love me, or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Shopping: The secret language of girl.
Life is random.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart,
Girls are NOT complicated.
Maybe I'm over you,
Looking for the perfect girl?
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in the Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervales.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code 3 in house wares" ... and see what happens...
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and yell: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror as you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick me, pick me!"
14. When an announcement comes on over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream: "No! No! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting foom and shut the door and wait awhile and then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle while shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"
2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do..." and push the red buttons.
20) Listen through the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
Let's play a game!
1. Want to know a secret? Look at 8.
2. For the answer, look at 7.
3. Look at 10 and don't hate me.
4. No, not 4, I know! Look at 16!
5. I apologize, look at 17.
6. Haha, I'm stupid, look at 20.
7. Please don't hate me, look at 19.
8. Sorry, I meant look at 15.
9. I just really wanted to say hi to you. Look at 21.
10. 10 isn't right? Hmm...have you checked 18?
11. Look at 2 please.
12. Maybe 5 will work.
13. I think it's at 3.
14. Grr! Could it be at 4?
15. Did I say 15? That should be 6.
16. Still no? sigh Just look at 9.
17. Nope, not here, try 13.
18. Still nothing? 14 could work.
19. Try 12.
20. You might hate me after this, but look at 11.
21. I swear this is the last one, read and review my stories please!
okay, most of this funny stuff was from the profile of another author.I just saw it and laughed so fucking hard, it's hilarious.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a dick.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every guy I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, AnimeRomanceFreak1990, inuyashacrazy1234
Yeah, sorry it takes so long for me to up Betraying Love i'm just busy with school work and there are so many stories on this website that are awsome that when I start reading, time flies and i have to go to sleep. So I'm trying to manage my time, but until them I am formulating(big word don't get lost) new stories in my head and I'll probably put them up after I finish Betraying Love since I don't want it to be even more delayed. So yeah.