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Joined 12-16-10, id: 2659515, Profile Updated: 08-22-12
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Marley & Me.

Waz up brothers and sisters from different mothers and misters.

Hows life?

I'm super cool... I think but who really cares any way?

FYI I am probably taller then anyone reading this right now. Trust me I'm a freshmen and am probably 5'10 ish.

Things to know about me

Fav color: sea green, electric blue, red, orange

Fav sport: Absolutly soccer

Fav bands: Paramore, my chemical romance,vampire weekend, Greenday,billy talent, ACDC, florence and the machines, bruno mars, owl city, Arctic monkeys, awalonation

Age: yeah like Im gonna tell you

Gender: girl

Girlie/tom boy: Tom boy. hate anything girlie

Fav book series: Maximum Ride duh and Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inheritance Cycle, The Gone Series, Rangers Apprentice, Hush Hush and a lot more.

Natural highs: making a great save in soccer cause i'm the goal keeper.

Things that bug me: niggy( i'm sorry but nudge is not iggys type even though i luv her), Figgy i mean ew) pregnant max stories( i mean if she's married fine but a teenager..seriously), homework,jerks, idiotic boys (but lets face it,they all are),teachers that make me sweep the floor on the first day of school(its happened), Facebook ( don't have it don't need it), Justin bieber (the kid has the whiniest voice and he can't even sing well)

This is really cool:

Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them to Katy Perry who exploded like a FIREWORK, the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME and then Eminem looked around saying IAM NOT AFRAID then Willow Smith started to WHIP her HAIR which scared the Far East Movement and they started to fly LIKE A G6 and then NELLY woke up saying it was JUST A DREAM.

Cool huh

Things I like

- Sports

- Fang

- Books

- Fang

- Books

- Dogs

- Macaroni and Cheese Sandwiches (I don't care if you think they're gross)

- Writing

- Drawing

- Music

- Iggy

- Percy

- Flying (I know we all want to fly so why not say you like it even though you haven't experienced it?)

- Food

- My kindle

- Chapters or barns and Nobles. It depends if I'm in the states or not.

- Patch

Favourite Maximum ride quotes:

Max: "Will you quit that?"
Fang: "Quit what? Breathing?"
The Angel Experiment, pg. 11

Gasman: "What does that mean" (points to a sign that says Stay Off the Third Rail!)
Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn."
The Angel Experiment, pg. 254

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What've you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"
The Angel Experiment, Pg. 214

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parents?"
Max: "Um, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to a test tube, please?
The Angel Experiment, pg. 93

Max: “I’m okay now. Maybe it’s a stomach bug or something.” Yeah, the kind of stomach bug that causes brain cancer.
The Angel Experiment,
pg. 229

Max: “Sixty dollars?”
Fang: “He was a total jerk. Take him for all he’s got.”
Max: “You are evil. I like that.”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 168

Fang: “Yes! Freaks rule.”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 169

Mike: “Where’s your gear?”
Fang: “We don’t have any gear. Spooky, isn’t it?”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 267

Random Person: “Is this a movie?”
Max: Nah – this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels.
The Angel Experiment,
pg. 289

Agent: “And how do you spell that?”
The Gasman: “Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.”
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 37

Iggy: “Max? Can I come in?”
Max: “No – I’m in a towel.”
Iggy: “I’m blind.”
Max: “No! You’re kidding! Are you sure?”
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 84

Max: “Something’s wrong with me, but I don’t know what.”
Fang: “You’ll be okay.”
Max: “How do you know?”
Fang: “Because I know everything, as I keep reminding you.”
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 86-87

Fang: “Holy (insert a swear word of your choice here).”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 383

Max: “Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Yeah.”
Max: “When?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?”
Fang: (grins) “She offered to cook breakfast.”
Max and Fang: (laughs)
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 398-399

Max: “Lay off the freaking horn!”
Nudge: “Sorry, it’s just so much fun – it sounds like a party.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 7

Max: “I hate you!”
Fang: “No you dooonnn’t!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 40

Dr. Martinez: “Fang? Are you – like Max?”
Fang: “Nope. I’m the smart one.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 70

Max: “So, you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 72

Max: “Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much.
Fang: “Oh, jeez.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 84-85

Max: “What I said yesterday didn’t mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!”
Fang: “Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I’ll go carve out initials in it.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 86

Fang: “There is one bright side to this.”
Max: “Yeah? What’s that?”
Fang: (grins) “You looove me.” (Holds arms out wide) “You love me this much.”
Max: (Shrieks)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 102

Jeb: “The truth is, Max, nothing is as it seems.”
Max: “Uh-huh. Is that what the aliens told you when you quit wearing your foil hat?”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 117

Ter Borcht: “You haf a malfunctioning chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills are sadly much less than ve had hoped for.”
Max: “And yet I could still kick your doughy Eurotrash butt from here to next Tuesday. So that’s something.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 136

Ter Borcht: “Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?”
Gazzy: “I have x-ray vision.” (looks at ter Borcht’s chest and then looks appalled)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 137

Ter Borcht: “Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?”
Nudge: “You mean, like, besides the wings?”
Ter Borcht: “Yes. Besides de vings.”
Nudge: “Hmm. Besides de vings. Um… I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!”
Ter Borcht: “Hardly a special talent.”
Nudge: “Yeah? Let’s see you do it.”
Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, visout bahfing.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 138

Ter Borcht: “Does anysing on you vork properly?”
Iggy: “Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139

Ter Borcht: “Is dere anysing special about you?”
Fang: “Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139

Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 140

Max: “Now, let’s say they come get us.”
Iggy: “And, like, the halls are full of zebras.”
Gazzy: “And suddenly tons of bubbles everywhere.”
Nudge: “And then everyone starts eating beef jerky.”
Iggy: “Yeah, I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let’s throw beef jerky right into their eyes. Now that’s a plan!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 149-150

Ter Borcht: “It is time to eliminate you. You haf failed all de tests. You are not useful.”
Max: “No, but we’re dang cute.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 154

Max: “Gosh. It’s like looking in a mirror.”
Max II: “Yeah. Except I’ve had a bath recently.”
Max: “Touché.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 296

Scientist: “As high as a plane?”
Nudge: “Higher.”
Scientist: “Higher than a plane?”
Nudge: “Yep. We can go so high that we can’t even hear the rubber band making the little propeller go around – thwip, thwip, thwip. You meant a toy plane, right?”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 307 – 308

Fang: “Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?”
The Final Warning, pg. 39

Gazzy: “Dive-bomb!”
Max: “No, Gazzy, don’t! It’s a government building! They’re even more paranoid than we are!”
The Final Warning, pg. 58

Nudge: “No. I looked for you too. Were you behind the tree?”
Fang: “I was right here!”
Iggy: “I didn’t see you either, man.”
The Final Warning, pg. 65

Total: “I don’t have fleas.”
Max: “Uh, yep, I guess that’s true. That’s a good thing.”
Iggy: “I don’t have fleas.”
Gazzy: “Bet you do.”
The Final Warning, pg. 68-69

Iggy: “They call me the White Knight.”
Sharon: “Oh? Why is that?”
Iggy: (gestures to himself) “They’re not gonna call me the Black Night.”
MAX, pg. 24

Max: “I’m only a kid! I can’t get married!”
Angel: “You could in New Hampshire.”
Max: “Forget it! No one’s getting married! Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep,before I kill you!
MAX, pg. 36

Jeb: “Max.”
Max: “Please don’t impart any pearls of wisdom. I just ate.”
MAX, pg. 75

Max: When Fang asked if it was time to get back, I thought hazily, Back to what?
This is my brain: o
This is my brain after making out with Fang: •
MAX, pg. 87

Max: “Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?”
Fang: “I always forget.”
MAX, pg. 101

Ensign: "I'm supposed to lead some temporary recruits to mess, kit, and then the BSSTC grounds."
Max: "Time for the BS, guys!"
MAX, pg. 133

Iggy: "If you wanted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do."
ANGEL, pg. 136

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New Beginnings by Hollow16 reviews
Fang is the new kid on the block, and Max can't help but get pulled into his personality. But when Max's ex-boyfriend shows up and thinks he can get her back, her life takes a turn for the worse. Major Fax. Rated T for language and violence. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,718 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
But I Often See You As Something More by supersadisticsam004 reviews
As a lot of years passed by, Percy and Annabeth remained as friends. But what they don't notice are some suppressed feelings. Will these feelings remain suppressed just as how they remained to be friends for years?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,855 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Growing Up by FlowerChild22 reviews
An all human fanfic. About going into the first year of high school. Fax will slowly be added throughout the story. Fang and Max are close friends since birth and after a long summer, finally are able to see each other but things have changed. Cliche. HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 99,229 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Max, Fang
The Surrogate by Birdwatched reviews
Dr. Louis retrieved and saved Max, Fang, Iggy, and Ella from separate branches of Itex four years ago, when the whitecoats planned to get Max pregnant and start a line of new avian hybrids. With Lou dead now, can the four stay under the radar enough to just survive?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,502 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella
You're Gone and I'm Unbroken by FluffyPikachuLovesYou reviews
Percy and Annabeth have been married for three years. Things have been rough, but lately, they've taken a turn for the worst. Soon, everything falls apart when Annabeth stumbles upon something she never wished she had. Three years later, their paths cross again. Can they fixed what was destroyed or was it meant to be rubble forever? AU; Somewhat OOC; Obviously Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 118,867 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Annabeth is Blessed? Or Cursed? by DemiSpy reviews
Annabeth was blessed. She calls it a curse. She runs away, and finds Percy along the way in the streets. She might fit in at his school, but can she run away from destiny? Percabeth. Full summary inside. Way better than sounds, just read the full summary. ABANDONED. WILL UPLOAD NEW VERSION SOMEDAY-I PROMISE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,303 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Chase's Pain by Allstarry707 reviews
A perfect plan. After Annabeth's reputation is ruined and she can no longer take having a womanizer as a best friend, what will she do when Thalia comes up with the perfect plan? It can fix Annabeth's reputation and revert him back to his old, caring self. But there's only one problem: Annabeth would have to date and dump her best friend, Percy Jackson. Will she really risk it all?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,125 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Perfect by loveofallthatisawesome reviews
Max is a perfect student, child, and person. Fang is a hot bad boy with hidden talents. She hates him for breaking the rules, and he hates her for being stuck up. When she becomes his tutor, will sparks fly, or will it all burn to hell? AH OOC FAX. Written by Keepdreaming93
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,203 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
It Takes Six To Save The World by Heart of Diamond reviews
AU! Max believes shes the only one with wings. Until she is Nicks foster sister, the mysterious emo who Max immediately despises. Max and Nick face high school, fights, queen bees, prank wars, but a hidden cult is rising and hunting the six destined to save the world. Can they face their emotions and find the rest of flock before Itex attacks? Well… Jeff certain hopes so. Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,139 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Max, Fang
Shooting star by XxCeCeMonaexX reviews
Fang and Max are bestfriends What if bestfriend feelings get stronger...what will become of Max and Fang read and find out rated T for language **NO WINGS* I am currently editing and finishing this story a better version should be up in a few months
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Fang, Max
Fang and I by FlowerChild22 reviews
Random one shots about our favourite couple, stuck on my mind. Updated whenever I can't update my other stories.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,972 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Max, Fang
Of Cuts And Pills by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Where do green-eyed male drug addicts and blonde girls who cut themselves meet and fall in love? That's right. In a mental hospital.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
My Northern Star by fanfic-fanatic1197 reviews
Max Evans and Fang Patterson have been best friends since they were born in the same hospital, on the same day, and hour. Their families are neighbors and this is a tale of the two children as they grow up together. *Starts when they're six* R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Fang, Max
Legend of the Seraph: Part 1 by Heart of Diamond reviews
In a world of magic & a time of great evil, a hero will fly. A true leader. It was foretold that when the winged one rises, there will be a war. Max's life was ordinary… until she meets Fang, grows wings and has her house burnt down. Such is life. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hardest thing to do, say I love you by 11Stardust11 reviews
Max just moved into her Aunt's old house. Max and Fang are immediately attracted to each other. But Fang has a secret, he has wings. Will he hide his love for her? Will Max be OK with Wings? Will Fang's dad Jeb see Max as an experiment? Awesome! FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Max, Fang
Betrayal and Secrets by XxCeCeMonaexX reviews
Max just can't seem to catch a break! One problem is resolved than another one comes up! Nothing is really as it seem. Better than summery!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,350 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Fang, Max
But Not Really by Ignorance-Your New Best Friend reviews
What do you do when your best guy-friend starts saying stuff like "I want to kiss you... but not really"? Yeah. Watch - or rather, read - as five minutes in 'heaven' changes my life. For worse. Obviously. Fax. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,984 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Anything But Easy by Magnusdamora reviews
Sequel to Not So Normal. As if growing up wasn’t hard enough, Max comes face to face with more challenges. Friends and foes become hard to separate, and as powers and intentions are revealed, her life flips upside down. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Alike by FieryBrunette reviews
It's two in the morning, but Annabeth's not the only one having trouble sleeping. A fun fluffy one-shot. Happy Valentines Day, you guys. R&R?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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Story of Fang Hood reviews
They have wings. Now i didnt say this was an all human story. So surprise any way now they will have to find a way to stop Jeb and his evilness. And Max and Fang might actually have fealings for each other...FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Fang, Max
Spirit reviews
Fang was leader of his village until he was kidnapped one day with his foster sister Nudge. They then go to the school where they meet Max, Iggy, Gasman and Angel. Together they must find a way to get everyone out and escape the whitecoats. Wings!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Fang, Max
25 minutes reviews
Do you ever wonder if dogs are mans guardian angels. Dogs are the best friend anyone can ever have. If we love them they'll love us even more.
Marley & Me - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete