Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Marley & Me.
Waz up brothers and sisters from different mothers and misters.
I'm super cool... I think but who really cares any way?
FYI I am probably taller then anyone reading this right now. Trust me I'm a freshmen and am probably 5'10 ish.
Things to know about me
Fav color: sea green, electric blue, red, orange
Fav sport: Absolutly soccer
Fav bands: Paramore, my chemical romance,vampire weekend, Greenday,billy talent, ACDC, florence and the machines, bruno mars, owl city, Arctic monkeys, awalonation
Age: yeah like Im gonna tell you
Girlie/tom boy: Tom boy. hate anything girlie
Fav book series: Maximum Ride duh and Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inheritance Cycle, The Gone Series, Rangers Apprentice, Hush Hush and a lot more.
Natural highs: making a great save in soccer cause i'm the goal keeper.
Things that bug me: niggy( i'm sorry but nudge is not iggys type even though i luv her), Figgy i mean ew) pregnant max stories( i mean if she's married fine but a teenager..seriously), homework,jerks, idiotic boys (but lets face it,they all are),teachers that make me sweep the floor on the first day of school(its happened), Facebook ( don't have it don't need it), Justin bieber (the kid has the whiniest voice and he can't even sing well)
This is really cool:
Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them to Katy Perry who exploded like a FIREWORK, the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME and then Eminem looked around saying IAM NOT AFRAID then Willow Smith started to WHIP her HAIR which scared the Far East Movement and they started to fly LIKE A G6 and then NELLY woke up saying it was JUST A DREAM.
Things I like
- Macaroni and Cheese Sandwiches (I don't care if you think they're gross)
- Flying (I know we all want to fly so why not say you like it even though you haven't experienced it?)
- My kindle
- Chapters or barns and Nobles. It depends if I'm in the states or not.
Favourite Maximum ride quotes:
Max: "Will you quit that?"
Fang: "Quit what? Breathing?"
The Angel Experiment, pg. 11
Gasman: "What does that mean" (points to a sign that says Stay Off the Third Rail!)
Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn."
The Angel Experiment, pg. 254
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What've you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"
The Angel Experiment, Pg. 214
Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parents?"
Max: "Um, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to a test tube, please?
The Angel Experiment, pg. 93
Max: “I’m okay now. Maybe it’s a stomach bug or something.” Yeah, the kind of stomach bug that causes brain cancer.
The Angel Experiment, pg. 229
Max: “Sixty dollars?”
Fang: “He was a total jerk. Take him for all he’s got.”
Max: “You are evil. I like that.”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 168
Fang: “Yes! Freaks rule.”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 169
Mike: “Where’s your gear?”
Fang: “We don’t have any gear. Spooky, isn’t it?”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 267
Random Person: “Is this a movie?”
Max: Nah – this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels.
The Angel Experiment, pg. 289
Agent: “And how do you spell that?”
The Gasman: “Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.”
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 37
Iggy: “Max? Can I come in?”
Max: “No – I’m in a towel.”
Iggy: “I’m blind.”
Max: “No! You’re kidding! Are you sure?”
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 84
Max: “Something’s wrong with me, but I don’t know what.”
Fang: “You’ll be okay.”
Max: “How do you know?”
Fang: “Because I know everything, as I keep reminding you.”
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 86-87
Fang: “Holy (insert a swear word of your choice here).”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 383
Max: “Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?”
Fang: (grins) “She offered to cook breakfast.”
Max and Fang: (laughs)
School’s Out – Forever, pg. 398-399
Max: “Lay off the freaking horn!”
Nudge: “Sorry, it’s just so much fun – it sounds like a party.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 7
Max: “I hate you!”
Fang: “No you dooonnn’t!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 40
Dr. Martinez: “Fang? Are you – like Max?”
Fang: “Nope. I’m the smart one.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 70
Max: “So, you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 72
Max: “Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much.”
Fang: “Oh, jeez.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 84-85
Max: “What I said yesterday didn’t mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!”
Fang: “Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I’ll go carve out initials in it.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 86
Fang: “There is one bright side to this.”
Max: “Yeah? What’s that?”
Fang: (grins) “You looove me.” (Holds arms out wide) “You love me this much.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 102
Jeb: “The truth is, Max, nothing is as it seems.”
Max: “Uh-huh. Is that what the aliens told you when you quit wearing your foil hat?”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 117
Ter Borcht: “You haf a malfunctioning chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills are sadly much less than ve had hoped for.”
Max: “And yet I could still kick your doughy Eurotrash butt from here to next Tuesday. So that’s something.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 136
Ter Borcht: “Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?”
Gazzy: “I have x-ray vision.” (looks at ter Borcht’s chest and then looks appalled)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 137
Ter Borcht: “Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?”
Nudge: “You mean, like, besides the wings?”
Ter Borcht: “Yes. Besides de vings.”
Nudge: “Hmm. Besides de vings. Um… I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!”
Ter Borcht: “Hardly a special talent.”
Nudge: “Yeah? Let’s see you do it.”
Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, visout bahfing.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 138
Ter Borcht: “Does anysing on you vork properly?”
Iggy: “Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139
Ter Borcht: “Is dere anysing special about you?”
Fang: “Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139
Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 140
Max: “Now, let’s say they come get us.”
Iggy: “And, like, the halls are full of zebras.”
Gazzy: “And suddenly tons of bubbles everywhere.”
Nudge: “And then everyone starts eating beef jerky.”
Iggy: “Yeah, I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let’s throw beef jerky right into their eyes. Now that’s a plan!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 149-150
Ter Borcht: “It is time to eliminate you. You haf failed all de tests. You are not useful.”
Max: “No, but we’re dang cute.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 154
Max: “Gosh. It’s like looking in a mirror.”
Max II: “Yeah. Except I’ve had a bath recently.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 296
Scientist: “As high as a plane?”
Scientist: “Higher than a plane?”
Nudge: “Yep. We can go so high that we can’t even hear the rubber band making the little propeller go around – thwip, thwip, thwip. You meant a toy plane, right?”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 307 – 308
Fang: “Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?”
The Final Warning, pg. 39
Max: “No, Gazzy, don’t! It’s a government building! They’re even more paranoid than we are!”
The Final Warning, pg. 58
Nudge: “No. I looked for you too. Were you behind the tree?”
Fang: “I was right here!”
Iggy: “I didn’t see you either, man.”
The Final Warning, pg. 65
Total: “I don’t have fleas.”
Max: “Uh, yep, I guess that’s true. That’s a good thing.”
Iggy: “I don’t have fleas.”
Gazzy: “Bet you do.”
The Final Warning, pg. 68-69
Iggy: “They call me the White Knight.”
Sharon: “Oh? Why is that?”
Iggy: (gestures to himself) “They’re not gonna call me the Black Night.”
MAX, pg. 24
Max: “I’m only a kid! I can’t get married!”
Angel: “You could in New Hampshire.”
Max: “Forget it! No one’s getting married! Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep,before I kill you!”
MAX, pg. 36
Max: “Please don’t impart any pearls of wisdom. I just ate.”
MAX, pg. 75
Max: When Fang asked if it was time to get back, I thought hazily, Back to what?
This is my brain: o
This is my brain after making out with Fang: •
MAX, pg. 87
Max: “Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?”
Fang: “I always forget.”
MAX, pg. 101
Ensign: "I'm supposed to lead some temporary recruits to mess, kit, and then the BSSTC grounds."
Max: "Time for the BS, guys!"
MAX, pg. 133
Iggy: "If you wanted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do."
ANGEL, pg. 136
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
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