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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED/TAKEN MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't Talk to BOYS, so I must be a LESBO

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m a WOMAN WITH A MOUTH THAT COULD MAKE A SAILOR BLUSH, so I MUST be trash.
I’m a GIRL WHO LIKES CARS, so I MUST be a redneck.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I must be HIDEOUS and SMELLY.
I'm FAT, so I must CHOW DOWN on every food I see.
I have PIMPLES, so I MUST be totally UGLY and a NERD.
I TALK to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a bootlicking FREAK.
I have parent who I can TALK to, so I MUST have no SOCIAL LIFE.

My family on fanfiction: smile-smile-smile (my close cousin, when I'm out of town she manages my account. :D love you Remi!)

I am a proud member of hogwarts online

This is my first account on the site, since Remi bugged me to join (I'm very happy she did). :D

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I Couldn't Leave Her by fat1236 reviews
Peter's army attacks Miraz's castle, but when Edmund sees a girl tied up in a room, he knows he has to take her back with him. But why does he take her? Why was she there and why does he care about her so much? EdmundxOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,407 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Never, But Forever by Principi Phantasia reviews
A love story that never was between Draco and Hermione. But it left impressions forever in their hearts... And forbidden love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's Real For Us by over-rehearsed reviews
A tribute to ALL fans of Harry Potter. Because we are the Harry Potter Generation and it's real for us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Party in the Common Room by Therealginnyweasley13 reviews
Harry sings about his PARTY IN THE COMMON ROOM. To the tune of Party in the U.S.A. !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Visibly Invisible by XTREME-RANDOMNESS reviews
Dylexia is a somewhat miserable girl, who is 'visibly' invisible to the posh people in her L.A. high school. When she suddenly stumbles into Narnia, there is more in store than she really knows. Edmund/OC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,833 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Last Battle Retold by ninja-curry-girl reviews
What if C. S. Lewis didn't write the Last Battle? What if I wrote it instead? *dramatic music plays in the background* R&R, please!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
Graced of Aslan by Feste the Fool reviews
There were four more children who knew of Narnia but never actually went there; four who knew Aslan as a lion. Their lives were changed forever when they met the Pevensies, the legends who would eventually become their best friends...and life's partners.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,149 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Adventures in Babysitting by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Snape tackles his toughest mission yet – babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word Drabbles. De-aging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Untamed by Ac Colins reviews
Another human girl has stumbled into Narnia and she isn't about to go swooning for some blonde king or his moody brother. Edmund can't stand the simpering women at court. He wants something more than just an anchor holding him back. Set in the Golden Age.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 71,866 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Just George by Toffrox33 reviews
There was no more 'Fred and George', no more 'Weasley Twins'. For the first time ever, it was 'George'. Just George.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Letters Lead to Love by Ruby4 reviews
Lily and James have been writing to each other with fake names ever since fourth year.They made a promise not to meet till sixth year...why haven't they even ran into each other at Hogwarts?Oh but they have and they hate each other!AUish!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,722 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7076 - Favs: 6,826 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Standing There By You by EyesofEmerald reviews
Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 246,975 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Wizarding Betrothal by pasmosa reviews
Lily's parents arranged her marriage to a wizard when she was born, and sealed the deal with a binding magical contract! Nobody counted on Lily choosing not to cooperate! Someone's heart will get broken. Will it be her own? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,110 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In The Mind Of A Hufflepuff by Audny reviews
Just a quick look into the thoughts of a Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2003
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Weasley Babysitting by Joey Potter reviews
Takes place around 1982. Mr and Mrs Weasley are going out, and Bill and Charlie have to watch their younger siblings. Please R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2002
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Impervius reviews
Will friendship survive through the mists of jealousy, enemies and unrequited love? Will true love survive the midst of wrong impressions, wrong choice of friends and frequent rejections? My take how Lily and James became a couple. Use to be Wish For It
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just Say Yes reviews
Written for the Reason to Get Married competition. Something's wrong with Fleur, can Bill come and help her? I don't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Never Ever Forget a Date with Lily Evans reviews
James forgot he asked Lily. And Lily being Lily won't take an apology that easily... Written for the prompt of the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
AGE doesn't MATTER reviews
Molly doesn't believe in Valentines day, can Arthur change that? Written for the Will you be my Valentine Challenge on Hp Challenges forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
RUNNING reviews
"I'm not running." Written for the 131 titles to choose from title challenge on Hp challenges forum. Please read and review. I got Run Baby Run by garbage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
D A N C E reviews
There's a dance coming up,and Arthur decides it's time to let Molly know what he feels using the Weasley way. Written for the Daily Prompt challenge of Hogwarts online. Enjoy!:D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Changing reviews
How Bill made Fleur a better person. And how Fleur made Bill fall in love. Everything sounds easy, doesn't it? But not when you're half-veela, half the family disproves of your relationship and most have the wrong impression of you and your accent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bill W., Fleur D.