Author has written 9 stories for A Nightmare on Elm Street, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, My Little Pony, and Friday the 13th.
hi my names dallas, i'm 17, and luv horror movies
i have a quizilla account my profile name is thejokersace, i also have a youtube account
fave movies - anything by tim burton, lion king 1 and 2, despicable me, all x-men movies and too many more to put on here.
fave songs - lets just say theres a lot
pets - 6 dogs, 6 cats (5 inside and one lives outside), and only god knows how many fish.
fav tv shows or channels - naruto ,fruits basket, one peice, bleach, animal planet,discovery channel, movie channel.
fave anime/manga parings - inoxchoji, shikaxtemari, sakuraxitachi, narutoxhinata, gaaraxhinata, nejixhinata, leexsakura, sasukexhinata, kibaxhinata, saixino, leexgara, inoxsakura,hinabixhinata,naruxsaku, itachixsasuke, gaixlee, kyoxtohru, yukixayame hatorixshigure
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon.
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Try not to cry.
I am only eight inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Everytime I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definetly tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It's so warm and nice in here.
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you cant hear me.
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, whats ambortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I dont like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I cant get away from it!
Mommy! HELP ME!
I am OK.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about ambortion.
Mommy, why didnt you want me?
Every ambortion is just...
One more heart that was stopped
Two more eyes that will never see
Two more hands that will never touch
Two more legs that will never run
One more moth that will never speak.
Ambortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.
If you are against ambortion copy and paste!!
This is a story about a little girl who was abused. If you care, copy and paste.
My name is Melissa
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly
Then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
all the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
one whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
my daddy is back
from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
against the wall.
I try and hide
from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words
He says it's my fault
he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
and run for the door.
He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
with more bad words spoken.
"I'm Sorry!" I scream
But now it's much too late
His face has been twisted
into an umimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again,
Oh please, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
He finally stops
and heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
sprawled on the floor.
My name is Melissa
I am but three
Tonight my father
CHILD ABUSE, MAKE IT STOP! These children need parents who love them! Not parents who beat them everyday!
98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the girl who can't hang with her friends because people will think she's gay and make fun of her.
I felt like crying through all of this. It is all too cruel how homophobics are. Please re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Her dad was a drunk
A father's love"
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
Repost this if you agree with it.
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.
If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!
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You Say Pink
If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile (I know for a fact, a JILLION GAZILLION PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE THIS IN THEIR PROFILE)
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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person? Copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then." copy and paste this into your profile
when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you keep reading these 'copy and paste this on to your profile' thingies and are starting to question yours and other's sanity, copy and paste
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten what you came for, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, paste this onto your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...
If you are crazy enough to have just read through all these, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America...can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
"Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
"Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.
"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.
"Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
"Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
"Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.
"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.
"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.
"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
"Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."
"Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
"Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.
"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
"For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.
"Safe for use around pets." -- On a box of Arm & Hammer Cat Litter.
"Do not use house paint on face." -- In a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
"Do not drive cars in ocean." -- In a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.
"Always drive on roads. Not on people." -- From a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert.
"For a limited time only." -- From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.
On a Jolly Rancher wrapper: May become lodge in your throat (huh who'd have though?) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Dang I wanted my head to be toasty as I slept!)
You say Twilight
I Love the Lost Boys!!!!!!!!! if you do too, paste this into your profile.
Did you know...
Recent studies show that 92 per cent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If your part of the eight per cent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (Classic Rock rocks!)
If you sometimes have a memory span shorter than goldfish's copy and paste this in you...uh what was I saying?
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug(JARETH!!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you you think real vampires don't glitter add this to your profile.
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you or anyone you know thinks that Jareth needs to quit pining over Sarah and start pining over you, copy this into your profile.
If you laugh at horror movies, copy this into your profile.
If you think you will survive a horror movie because you know all the rules, copy this into your profile.
If plan on voting for Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag for president, copy this into you profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...
If you're random and proud of it!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short
If your mom wishes you'd never heard of iCarly
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question
If you think abortion should be illegal, except in life-threatening cases
If you can say your name backwards- and have it make sense!
If you think Alvin and the Chipmunks ruin songs, not cover them
If you think gray is an awesome color
If you've gotten preschool songs stuck in your head
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt
If EDWARD CULLEN said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE!!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter, pirate-princess1, Desi-Pari Always, ThePurpleness, gia-senseiishot
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). Crazy is trying to burn down your school locker.Crazy is talking to yourself for hours on end and answering any questions you ask yourself just for the simple reason that nobody can answer your questions with suitable or efficint answers. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add a crazy thing to the list
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