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My name is Remmy and you've just clicked yourself into a party, my friend.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-chan reviews
Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,647 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7717 - Favs: 8,133 - Follows: 7,687 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Ride by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Blaine is pretty popular in his city of Long Beach, CA. Summer is here and he's ready to spend it with friends- BMX bike riding in the skate park and surfing when the waves are perfect. Flirting with girls is a definite. But when a new kid from Ohio shows up, Blaine finds himself wanting to share all these things with him, too. But Kurt's just his friend, right?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 458,384 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Neon Hearts by Amour en Rayures reviews
After Misa drags Mello to a rave, all he can think of is the redheaded DJ he saw there. They are from two different worlds, and he knows it's for the best to forget about him, but even so, he can't get the mysterious man out of his head. MelloxMatt. AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,321 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - [Mello, Matt] Misa A., Takada K. - Complete
Castles Made of Sand by Cersanthamum reviews
Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood are two utterly different people. What will happen when their worlds collide? Everything that is broken, is meant to be fixed. Set in AU - Highschool. Infernal Devices/Mortal Instruments cross-over. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 176,290 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Poison and Wine by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. When Kurt Hummel's father died unexpectedly from a heart attack, he never thought he would have to turn to stripping to stay afloat. It was only supposed to be temporary. He never thought he would meet a starry-eyed prep school boy who would fall in love with him. But Blaine doesn't know anything about the real person behind the dancer. Klaine. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,308 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Number Twenty by DareU2Bme reviews
Kurt's life isn't shaping up to be what he had expected. He's still single, he isn't a Broadway star, he's just lost his job which he hated anyway , and he's about to watch the most on-again-off-again couple known to man get married. To make matters worse, he's just learned that the amount of guys he has slept with is twice as much as what's considered average in the USA.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,882 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The New Reality by CountingCrow16 reviews
A flu outbreak in 2002 decimates 90% of the world's population and renders staggering numbers of survivors infertile. The new order is rigid and people are assigned to duties according to their fertility status. Way AU Kurt, Blaine and Santana focus. Rating bumped up to M for violence and language. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,745 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
No Time To Live by XMattyXandXMelsX reviews
When Mello gets in a motorcycle accident and winds up in the hospital, he meets Matt; the most amazing, brilliant guy for him. The only problem, Matt is dying. Fast. Rated M for swearing, themes, maybe lemons.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,191 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Mello, Matt
Symphony of Broken Dreams by DisturbingEmily reviews
Alec is an art student and he needs new model for his project. Magnus can't deal with his past, and falls deeper and deeper. What will happen when they meet? AU, Warnings:prostitution, violence, anorexia, sexual and domestic abuse. mature content! R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Der zweite Sommer by kakkujapojat reviews
Sequel to DLS. Mello comes to spend the summer with Matt at his uncle's place, but as their relationship becomes more serious, it is challenged by Matt's past and insecurities as well as his refusal to come out to his uncle.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,979 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Matt, Mello
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 187,342 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour Outtakes by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Just a few scenes I thought you'd like to see that didn't make it into the story. Tune in for drama, angst, and a few laughs along the way.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011
I Don't Want to Be Right by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Although Blaine comes from a well off family, that doesn't mean everything with the Andersons are perfect. His mom uproots them to move to Lima, Ohio where he falls for his new friend's older brother and total badboy!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,382 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Innocent by blacknails512 reviews
Alexander Lightwood is sentenced to Idris Boot Camp for Juvenile Delinquents for a crime he didn't commit. He planned on staying there for the year he was sentenced to, but when he meets Magnus Bane, his own little world is flipped upside down. AU/AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,112 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Room Thirteen by OverlordYue reviews
Matt, the bright, and happy newest member of Wammy's. Mello, the veteran, and rather bitter second place student. These two are forced to share a room, and slowly their shells must crack open for one another. MxM. Reviews appreciated.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,213 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - [Matt, Mello]
Hot for Teacher by irentawickedapartmentonavenueq reviews
There was no question in his mind as he pulled into the parking lot of William McKinley High: Kurt Hummel's senior year was one to be one of the best years of his life. With a new teacher around, little did he know just how good it was going to be.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,514 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Tattered by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Wammy's House, a place full of gifted misfits with horrible pasts. The goal is to produce the next L, but at what cost? Take a peek into the lives before, during, and after Wammy's House. M for swearing, sex, violence, drug use, & other disturbing things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 226,806 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Mello, Matt
Untitiled Age Disparity AU by samsamtastic reviews
Blaine Anderson, a teacher at Dalton, notices somebody out of place... Blaine is 24 and Kurt is 17 and they are in a relationship and this will also eventually have smut
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I Do, I Think by myheartwonxxo reviews
"I do," Kurt vowed without thinking, and before the thought even reached his mind, he added, "I think." Immediately realizing what he'd just said, Kurt whipped his head up, but not to look at his shocked fiance - to look at his best friend Blaine. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,947 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mr Anderson by discloseddesire reviews
When Kurt transferred to Dalton to escape Karofsky, he only wanted a safe place to go. He didn't expect to fall in love. With his English teacher.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,199 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- When a drunken encounter leads to a story about love. And love is never easy, especially when you're a teenager, in high school, and in-like, possibly in-love with another guy. - AU. MultiChaptered. Magnus/Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,270 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
The Painting by BabyYouAreNotAlone reviews
brief Shane and Reed fic Characters from CP Coulter's Dalton
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
End Transmission by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
'I think that either L or Wammy kidnap genius children and bring them here to become the next L. And the things that happened to us, as well as the fact that everyone who could truly identify us is dead, are a bit more than coincidental.' - MM,Char Death
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 150,599 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sugarplum Priorities by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt doesn't remember why his father insists on taking him to see the Nutcracker every Christmas. Burt remembers, perhaps a little too clearly, that it was his first step his wife made him take towards accepting his unusual little boy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Spoiling Revenge by jinnabun reviews
Matt and Mello find their fates wound together, tighter than they could have guessed. And they both end up at Wammy's. This is the story of their lives, frienship, and eventual love. Rated M for swearing and drugs, as advised by readers. Off Hiatus.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,993 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Matt, Mello
Documentary by FragilePuzzle reviews
Roger gets Matt a camcorder for Christmas, and he and Mello decide to document their lives at Wammy's house. A year after the first of the tapes are made, L gets his hands on them and realizes that things at Wammy's are not as that they seem. Eventual MMN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,834 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Amoeba by Mail Jeevus reviews
Mello's moods were so...fickle. Matt's mind was joking with him that living with Mello was dangerous, like rooming with Kira himself. MelloxMatt; COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,978 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete