Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Hellsing, Brütal Legend, Borderlands, Mass Effect, and Kuroshitsuji.
Age-You don't need to know
Gender-I'm a guy
likes-well, anime (especially Naruto), Bleach and Inuyasha (sp?) even though I don't watch it much, and video games, especially shooters, and reading like Maximum Ride. I also like rock and metal music.
Dislikes-annoying people, people discontinuing good stories, and rap music...sorry people, but I can't stand it...and most all, I CAN'T STAND FREAKIN' YAOI...
This is a picture my sister (Not So Broken768) drew a while back.
Go ahead and have a look.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??)
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?
Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!)
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow)
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia-Fear of long words (AHHH! :D)
Androphobia- Fear of males
Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people
Venustraphobia-Fear of beautiful woman
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting
Sophophobia- Fear of learning (sometimes I wish I can have that phobia)
Scriptophobia-Fear of writing in public
Scolionophobia- Fear of school ( I sometimes wish I could have that phobia too)
Phronemophobia-Fear of thinking (poor person who has that phobia)
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13 (or Friday the 13th)
My Mental Disorder rating
If anyone reading this wants to use one of my OCs...please by all means do...just let me know and give me credit of creation...if you need a certain show I have some for Naruto, Avatar the Last Airbender, DBZ, Maximum Ride (obviously), and several others...so just let me know and I'll read it as well.
IF ANY ONE IS INTERESTED I'D LIKE SOMEONE TO DRAW MY OC'S FOR ME...I WOULD, BUT I'M NOT ANY GOOD SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WILL. THANK YOU.
KitAoM-Imperator Luctus (Emperor Grief)
Looks-dark grey skin with black tribal marks on his arms and chest. Stands at about 6'7". He has bright yellow eyes with slit pupils. Has skeletal wings. There are also two horns coming from his head that go almost straight up. Also has claws.
Clothing-Wears a black trench coat with the army symbol on the back. No shirt. Dark tattered jeans and black combat boots with spiked toes. Has wrists wrapped in crimson cloth.
Personality-He is very sadistic but fights with a sense of honor. Likes to torment his opponent before killing them. He is very patient and will wait for an opponent to make the first move. He also practices a sacrificial style of worship.
Weapon-Uses a chain whip that is bright silver with a spiked tip and has blades running the length
Guitar-The Beginning-Has a tribal look to it. Looks to be put together from glass of many colors and shapes but is still symmetrical.
Solos-Will list in story
Army Name-Celati (The Hidden Ones)
Troops-List in story later
Special Notes-Speaks in latin sometimes (see army name) I will provide translations
Favorite Naruto Styles-time-travel (with powers retained)-Dark-Hanyo-Smart-Godlike-Mysterious apperance (no one knows its him)
NaruHina: My personal favorite
NaruSaku: Second favorite
NaruFemKyu: Close to second
NaruFemSasu: ONLY way I'll except this paring...no ifs ands or buts
FemNaruHina: What can I say
IchiRuki: Just seems right to me
I would say some from others but I don't watch them enough...wish I did but I never remember them.
Least Favorite Pairings
ANY AND ALL YAOI-seriously like NaruSasu (great now I need to disinfect my laptop) Sasuke shoved a freakin Chidori into Naruto's chest...HOW DOES THAT SHOW ANY LOVE...truth be told Naruto should return the favor and shove a Grand Rasengon down Sasuke's throat...now thats a show...am I rambling again...sorry I just don't like Sasuke...the traitous idiot.
HinataXanyone other than Naruto
there are several more but I don't want to type them out...I'll start another long-winded rant
Good songs to base life on
If today was your last day-Nickleback
Gotta be somebody-Nickleback
With arms wide open-Creed
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai,Vert9411,TheDemonHokage, Anthurak The Chaos Lord, Alaster Warhaven, Already-Lost-It
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-
9. Reason i joined the dark side? Because being evil is way more fun!!!
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
Soundtrack to my life:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits- "Blined in Chains" by Avenged Sevenfold
Waking up-"Nymphetamine" by Cradle of Filth
First day of school-"Tonight the World Dies" by Avenged Sevenfold
Falling in love-"Just another Star" by Bullet for my Valentine
Fight Song-"Who I am, Hates who I been" by Relient K
Breaking Up-"The Prison Song" System of a Down
Life is just...Ok-"American Idiot" by Greenday
Mental Breakdown-"Wish You Well" by Thousand Foot Krunch
Driving-"Poison" by Alice Cooper
Flashback-"Hearts Burst into Fire" by Bullet for my Valentine
Getting back together-"A Drug Against War" by KMFDM
Birth of a child-"Rebirthing" by Skillet
Wedding-"My way or the Highway" by Limp Bizkit
Final Battle-"Lotus" by Cage the Elephant
Death Scene-"New Divide" by Linkin Park"
Funeral Song-"Master of Puppets" by Metalica
End Credits-"Perfect World" by Simple Plan
Stolen from alltimelow777: Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.
1. How does the world see you? Rip the System-KMFDM (huh)
2. Will I have a happy life? WWIII-KMFDM (wow I'm aparently starting the thrid world war)
3. What do my friends really think of me? Pizza Pie-System of a Down (wow just wow)
4. Do people secretly lust after me? War is the Answer-Five Finger Death Punch (Ahh...no)
5. How can I make myself happy? Breaking the Habit-Linkin Park (Uhh...okay)
6. What should I do with my life? Far Away-Nickleback (I got nothin now)
7. What is some good advice for me? Crossroads-Avenged Sevenfold (Find myself in a difficul situation...every day)
8. How will I be remembered? Tonight the World Dies-Avenged Sevenfold (cool)
9. What is my signature dancing song? Shadow of the Day-Linkin Park (problem is I dont dance...and this isn't a dancing song)
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Never Gonna be Alone-Nickleback (but I'm alone now T.T)
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Dead Bodies Everywhere-Korn (I see it)
12. What song will play at my funeral? God Hates Us-Avenged Sevenfold (Christians don't listen)
13. What type of men/women do you like? No One Gets Left Behind-Five Fingure Death Punch (sweet I'll take it)
14. What is my day going to be like? Say it Loud-Skillet (but I'm quiet)
15. What will tomorrow bring? No Pity for a Coward-Suicide Silence (ummm...okay no comment)
When was the best day ever in your ENTIRE life: Uhhh...I never really thought about it. Most of my days seem to be the same.
What's your favorite song:Pretty much anything by A7X or Serj Tankian (Lead singer to SOAD)
What are you listening to currently:Lets start a riot-Three days grace
Do you like someone currently:Yeah definatly
If you said yes, who is it: Sorry that's a secret
Schweppes or Canada Dry: Canada Dry since I've never heard of Schweppes
Did you notice that Justin Bieber is a lot like DYLAN: Oh my god you're right...Hahaha that's awesome one more reason for me to dislike them both.
Did you notice that "Friday" by Rebecca Black sounds a lot like "Baby" by Justin Bieber: Now that I think about it yeah...huh weird
Who'd you rather be, The Beatles or The Rolling Stones: Rolling Stones easily.
Do you own any weird nail polish colors: Uhh,no I don't wear nail polish
Converse or Nikes: Nikes...not to big on converse
1. Perfect? Who is.
1. Friend you saw: Derek...
1. Number: Lucky 13
1. Are you missing someone right now? Not entirly
6. Are you nervous? whats there to be nervous about
8. Are you tired? as of now no...(yay insomnia)
Real name? Daniel
1. First best friend? Geoff
1. Eating? Nothin...just had dinner
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Shorter...don't know why
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? No...why would I
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Meh...
xYou have a calm, laid-back personality.
xYou are physically strong.
xYou have a free spirit.
xYou spend most of your time alone.
xYou are very polite.
Everyone loves to be around you.
1) Which IZ character are you most like?
Probably Zim. I dream big but something always has to go wrong before I get it done.
2) Which Tallest do you like better?
I have preference to Red. He just seems to no when things are more serious.
3) List your five favorite characters.
Zim, Gaz, Ms. Bitters, Dib, GIR
4) What is your favorite Tallest moment?
I can't really decide. I like almost all of their scenes.
5) Favorite Zim moment?
RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS...nuff said
6) Favorite Gir Moment?
It was me! I was the turkey all along!
7) Favorite Dib moment?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-whatever...end of ZIm Eats Waffles
8) If you could have one of your characters in the IZ world, who would it be?
9) (According to last question) What would she/he do?
Basically scare everyone and shoot anything that annoys him. Then beat Gaz in videogames.
10) Last question...Lasers or Smoke Machines?
Lazers simply because they're awesome.
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am, than have you love me for something I am not.-FFDP-Never Enough
You can not know the sweetnes of victory without first dwelling in the agony of defeat.-the Agonist-Business Suits and Combat Boots
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die
Sometimes I ask myself: Why did I bget up this morning
Mondays...what can I say.
Losing someone close to you...it's a wound that not even the best doctor can heal, a broken heart.
A pessimest is what an optimist calls a realist.
Why aren't there metal sporks...this confuses me.
You say freak...I say friend. You say freak...I say brother/sister.
What is this normal of which you speak...it sounds boring.
"I've got a gun, you've got a gun. Lets write a tragic ending."-FFDP-Hate me
Welcome to High School, we bleed drama!!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn.
Solder: Bridge are you immune.
You can only achieve strength by first accepting your weaknesses
Seek the enemy of your enemy and you will find a friend
Quote the Raven. "Nevermore."
So what if I'm crazy at least I'm at ease with the world.
People only accept what they believe and perceive that as truth and fact
Sanity is but a lie...we are all our own type of insane just some more-so than others
This planet is clouded over in mischief, mayhem, war, famine, and disaster...so I ask why do we let it continue?
How can you justify war...hard to the bigger picture behind all the nameless bodies and broken families that are left to the elements.
Through the dust and smoke of war is the answer for true peace. Everyone just is sees different things because of the dust and smoke.
Now don't dissapoint me...or I'll make you wish you could die.-GLaDOS-Portal 2
Ask not for whom the bell tolls...it tolls for thee.
Todays justice is unjust.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Stupidity did and curiosity was blamed.
Ain't no rest for the wicked.-Ain't no rest for the wicked-Cage the Elephant
Always forgive your enemies, but remember thier names.-John F. Kennedy
Any man can handle opposition. To truly test a mans character, give him power.-Abraham Lincoln
I'm too weird to live, but much too rare to die.-Bat Country-A7X
War is just civilization commiting suicide.
Live like it's your last day, for tomarrow isn't promised.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
We are assassins...nothing is true. Everything is permitted.-Ezio Auditore-Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
When life hands you melons...you might be dislexic.
They say all beauty must die. I say it just moves on.-A7X-Save Me
"Sweet mother, sweet mother. Send your child unto me for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."-Black Sacrament-Skyrim
"Never assume. Assuming makes an ass out of you AND me."-Alice-Cell
"Alright I've been thinking. When life hands you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW HOW I AM? I'M THE GUY THAT'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *cough* *cough*-Portal 2 Cave Johnson Lemon Rant
"Had to be me...someone else would have gotten it wrong." Mordin-Mass Effect 3
"Why is that whenever someone says 'with all due respect' they really mean 'kiss my ass'?"-Ashley Williams-Mass Effect
"Time to nut up, or shut up"-Tallahassee-Zombie Land
"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask if honor matters. The silence is your answer."-Javik-Mass Effect 3
Javik: "The most primitive species of my cycle now rule the galaxy. The Humans, Asari, Turians..."
"From that day forward, my arm changed, and a voice echoed: power, give me more power. If I become a demon so be it. I'll endure the exile. Anything to protect her."-Nero-Devil May Cry 4
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and you look forward to the trip.
"A man chooses. A slave obeys."-Andrew Ryan-Bioshock
"Burn his house down! Burning people he says what we're all thinking!"-POTAToS-Portal 2
"Walk softly, but carry a big stick."-Theodore Roosevelt
Be like Mario-Italian, made by Asians, looks mexican, speaks English, jumps like a black man, and collects coins like a jew.
"Good news everyone!"-Professor Farnsworth-Futurama
"Say what you want. Take your shots. Setting me free with one more kick in the teeth."-Papa Roach-Kick in the Teeth
Mixing comedy and tragedy is still has a sad ending
"She'd sworn to me vows in fragrant blood 'never to part lest jealous heaven stole our hearts.' Then this I screamed 'Come back to me I born in love with thee so why should fate stand inbetween?"-Cradle of Filth-Her Ghost in the Fog
"Fear and pain may acompany death, but it is desire that shepherds is certainty as we shall see..."-Cradle of Filth-Her Ghost in the Fog
"I don't need luck. I have ammo."-Grunt-Mass Effect 3
"When life hands you lemons...go murder a clown."-Festus Krex-Skyrim
"Apologies, but when Claptrap speaks I can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one."-Sir Hammerlock-Borderlands 2
"Counting down...10, 9, (rocket goes off)...I got bored."-Tiny Tina-Borderlands 2
"If they don't like it, they can go to hell."-Tali-Mass Effect 2
Momento Mori-Remember that you must die
E pluribus unum-Out of many, one
Carpe diem-Seize the day
Veni Vidi Vici-I came, I saw, I conquered
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."-Garrus-ME2 (birth of a MEME)
"I believe that they are free, because that they believe that they are free, because I believe that they are me."-Serj Tankian-Harakiri
"You see, I'm simply one hell of a butler."-Sebastian--Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
"I guarantee you won't go hungry. Cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someones gonna want someone dead."-Sniper-Team Fortress 2
"If you were from where I am from, you'd be fuckin' dead."-Scout-Team Fortress 2
"Aw, there gonna have to glue you back together. IN HELL!"-Demo-man-Team Fortress 2
"I was never on your side."-Spy-Team Fortress 2
"For example: How do I stop some mean mother-hubber from tearing me a new structurally superfluous new behind? The answer use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."-Engineer-Team Fortress 2
"Zat was doctor assisted homicide!"-Medic-Team Fortress 2
"CRY SOME MORE!"-Heavy-Team Fortress 2
"Huddahuddaha!"-Pyro-Team Fortress 2
"MAGGOTS!"-Soldier-Team Fortress 2
"Being an assassin is more of a tactical choice than a lifestyle."-Zevron (Dragon Age: Origins)
"Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons!" -Alucard--Hellsing Abridged
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
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DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAGH I haven't been able to look at the ceiling at night since
A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (RAP SUCKS!... had to get that out of my system)
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
-98 percent of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2 percent that wants to punch them, put this on your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, InuyashasEars, Loverofallthingschocolate, Lupanari, God of the Funky White Chicken, Already-Lost-It
I'd be this boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, CrimsonDeath1,9meangirl,kiuibi123,raingirl777, Already-Lost-It
If you have ever read someones profile just for the "copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever made one of those"copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Masashi Kishimoto screwed up the Naruto: Shipuuden, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc) copy this to your profile.
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too your profile.
If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto Hinata Gaara Kushina
2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina hands down
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? refuse to answer
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Ahh...no
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Couple of the volumes, some of the cards, few games
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina obviously
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Can I say neither? If not then SasuSaku
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? New team seven...you know with Sai...or pre-shippuden
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi) I guess he is Obito then...he needs to make up his mind
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? DUH!!!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara/Itachi/Tobi (before Itachi died)
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Never did care much for him...now I despise him
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No want to but I keep forgetting
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Not even close
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nah.
17. Sub or dub? Subs...dubs can confuse me
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Little of both. Hated her pre-shippuden but now shes fine
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny before Itachi's death...annoying as all get out after words
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Who doesn't
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? No comment
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Uhh...I can see anyone like that
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Little of both
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? A crazy Hinata
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Look at my faves then ask that question
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Planning more
27. Do you like lemons? Most stories I read have them...so whatever
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Not much
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Seen a little of it but haven't seen it all
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Which ones?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Idk...maybe
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' I can't draw...
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not really
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No I broke because of gas prices
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Hahaha...um...maybe
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Ahh...no...definitely not
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. As I said I can't draw
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? O.o uhh...no
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah...a lot of them
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No not really
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
No I'm not like that
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
Meh saw it coming
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
See number one
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
Not hysterically but I laughed
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
No because I saw that coming too
9. Who is your favorite character?
Iggy...gotta like the blind pyro
10. Do you like Jeb?
Not really...see The Swarm ch.6
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
It was odd to say the least
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
Meh...Nudge I can understand but Angel needs to get over herself
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
Schools out-Forever: I just like that one
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
Me against the world-Simple Plan
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
17. Who do you think the Voice should be?
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
Too short among other things
20. MIGGY or FAX?
Personally prefer MIGGY
I've been asked to write a Naruto/Bleach crossover. I will do this...however I still need to get caught up in Bleach since I haven't seen all of it yet.
I'm planning another story as well. A Last Apprentice story where Tom is raised by Grimalkin instead of the Spook. How would Tom be different.
You must be really bored to read all of this...that or you didn't read any of it.
*sigh* god my profile is long...well if you read all the way through this then...CONGRAGA-FREAKIN-LATIONS you win...nothing. Enjoy the stories/story
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