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Joined 12-17-10, id: 2660707, Profile Updated: 06-28-11
Author has written 4 stories for Junjō Romantica, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi! This is mai profile, obviously!

Well first off, I ADORE Hetalia. It's my guilty pleasure XD

I also enjoy NXTouya/Black/Hilbert yaoi. Those two are like... DAYUHM. SEXY.

My favorite pairings as of now:

USUK

Spamano

RusCan

RoChu

France/Seychelles

Gerita

Greece/Japan

SuFin

Switzerland/Austria

PruCan

NXTouya

AkuRoku

SoRiku

Namixas

SoKai

SebastainXCiel

ClaudeXAlois

My Junjou stories probably won't be finished.. I'm kinda done with that fandom. Sorry, my Junjou readers!

Some other fandoms I love are Kingdom Hearts, Black Butler, Pandora Hearts, Ouran High School Host Club, Okane Ga Nai, Bleach, Pokemon, and Death Note... actually that's all I can think of. XD

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American Sex Bracelets by The-4th-Deathly-Hallow reviews
Summary- The other nations have noticed America has started wearing these weird, colored bracelets. What do they mean? The nations are determined to find out. I don't know if they have sex bracelets anywhere other than America...but read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - America - Complete
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
These Boots Are Made For Walkin' by Fii Tamae reviews
Alfred, a student in a London University, has a strong mindset that Love exists as more than a hormone, and that everyone is entitled to love and be loved. So when he meets a male prostitute after a freak escape, will his mindset be shaken?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,244 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wicked Twisted Road by Ellarose C reviews
-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Why Did it Have to be You? by deathbysharpie reviews
AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,876 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Three Hundred and Sixty Five Days by Romanoma reviews
365 days of Romano L. Vargas; first dates, first kisses, first times, first fights, first make-ups and onwards. AU. Spamano Fruk GerIta, using nation names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Sophomore Year by Demand Truth reviews
After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,694 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Of Honey and Clementines by Bard of Heart reviews
It was funny, the power a simple Christmas orange had on a person's heart.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 164,352 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Peony Prize by Clockeater reviews
When Ivan goes to see a collector with Alfred, the last thing he expects to find is a boy as the jewel in Arthur's collection. AU, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,534 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by weeaboo-sensei reviews
Not all mistakes are regrets, though sometimes it's hard to tell. Russia attempted to abduct and rape America, but it seems he's grabbed the wrong person. That doesn't mean he'll just let him go, though. Slight PruCan, forced RusCan. Russia's a bastard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Kings and Queens by contraband lollipop reviews
This is the untold story of the unorthodox bond that Germania and Rome share, from the point of view of Germania, from start to finish. *Contains gay smut, M-Preg and over all historical liberties.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome
Singles by Happymood reviews
My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I have two best friends. What is special about us? Me and my friends had made a pact: to never, ever, fall in love. That was until I met this Italian boy who seemed to be immune to my flirting... mainly Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,701 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Sonata of Servitude by LightofaThousandSuns reviews
PruAusPru, other pairings. Serving a Master was never part of Gilbert Beilschmidt's life-plan. Neither was being dragged into a world of riches, secrecy and luxury and betrayal. Nor was finding love in a virtuoso master. A journey is beginning...for all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,165 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Austria, Prussia
It's just going to be you and me by ButterFish reviews
Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,545 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hey Honey! by Susa J reviews
Alfred manages to coax Arthur to stay the night at his place after a meeting. Things don't quite go as planned. Or do they? It's time to seduce an Artie! USUK, human names used. Includes France, which is a warning itself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Bad Thing by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Sleeping with a married man is never a good idea. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,901 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Weddings, Babies and Romantic Brothers by LadyCaledonia reviews
Sequel to 'Kilts, Lambs and Drunken Brothers'. America and England are gonna be married soon! Its a nice year for a white wedding, isn't it? Well how about a pregnancy too? And some brothers looking for love. M for foul language and smex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hand in Hand by LizzyVonAtomic reviews
Prussia is bored, and wanders into Hitlers office. He finds an strange book
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Prussia, Fritz - Complete
FML by KagomeMiroku reviews
Completed: USUK: It was just a meaningless fling and a concert, nothing more. It would never mean anything more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Are you scared of ghosts? by ButterFish reviews
Alfred thinks back on growing up together with Arthur and how they came to love each other. USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Diary of a Wimpy Italian by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
Italy's diary tells of his daily struggles, adventures, moments of bliss, and pure idiocy. Random light plots, contains GerIta and Spamano. More pairings in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Idiot Boyfriend by gossamer - glass reviews
There's the Nice Boyfriend, and then there's My Idiot Boyfriend. The tsunderes of Hetalia rant about their boyfriends. T for cursing and sexual implications. You can request any pairing for me to write, and I will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Irresistible by Faith Valconbridge reviews
Misaki has trouble answering the telephone, if only that Usagi-san wasn't so damn irresistible. Complete story moved to my Website - See Profile
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Pretty Little Liar by UsagiXisXmine reviews
Usagi loves Misaki. Misaki loves Usagi, right? Misaki's love is faultered when two men catch his attention. This is the story of how that tale begins and ends.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Paper Ring by retirWdesufnoC reviews
AU, Oneshot, Human names used While looking through his old stuff, Feliciano find's an old memory.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/29/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Grey Fairytale by Girl-Apart5 reviews
A Black/N AU that I need to get out of my head. Written in the style of an old fairytale, N is the king of a middle-age era country, and Black is his knight. However, this is a very dark story, so read at your own risk. Full warnings inside
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,968 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G.
Among the Weeds by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In a certain bar you might find a terribly homophobic German with his best friend, a sweet and gentle man who will be trying very hard not to flirt with the handsome Dutch bartender that's been throwing him smiles all evening. Written with whitetyger123
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,971 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
With you, I want something more by The White Sheep reviews
Misaki thinking and thinking; How can I please Usagi-san? What is better than to start with his section of BL novels?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
A Bad Start by Girl-Apart5 reviews
Written in the Harmoniashipping universe, which means there is mention of Ghetsis having raped N as a child, but this is an Isshushipping, or Black/N PWP. Full summary inside.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
I Only Smoke When I'm With You by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Matthew had never touched a cigarette before his first day in hell. The only thing that was worse than the war was his growing familiarity with the stakes. Matthew had never touched a cigarette before Gilbert. And now, he was glad that he had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Семья: Family by Artificial Starlight reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and throughout the hectic times for the nations of Hetalia, two lovers get to share the day together. *Giving In Universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
When Pasta Is To Blame by FroggyFran reviews
Maybe Romano and Feliciano are even more alike than we thought. GermanyxN.Italy SpainxS.Italy MPREG full lemon in later chapters fourshot -First Hetalia, please go easy-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
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Pirate's Lullaby reviews
It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,131 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Behind His Eyes reviews
USUK. Alfred never meant to fall in love with Arthur. He just wanted to catch Inglés Ladrón and bring him to justice. But when he did fall for the Brit, secrets that he wished stayed hidden were revealed. Cowboy!America X Criminal!Immigrant!Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
ABC's, 123's Toddler Countries! reviews
Welcome to the World Preschool! A child care facility run by 'Mr. Rome' and his partner-in-crime, 'Mr. Germania.' These are the daily lives and stories of the children that attend said preschool. Requests are being taken! AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,598 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ancient Rome, Germania
Speak Now reviews
Usagi-San is forced into an arranged marriage and it's the day of the wedding. Just what does Misaki have in mind to get him back? Oneshot. Based on Speak Now by Taylor Swift. Told from Misaki's POV
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete