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I'm Maddie, I'm 17 years old and I'm in high school. One time Karen Smith asked me how to spell orange.

"It's true you can end up as rich as Croesus but the thing I enjoy about acting is doing lots of different kinds of things."- Roger Allam

"Between the dames and the horses, sometimes I don't know why I put my hat on." - Arthur Shappey

"Two things to try to do before or after you're thirty. 1. Be kind. 2. Have fun." - John Finnemore

“It’s not about the cards that life deals with you, it’s about the hand that YOU feel safe playing.” - Jame Griffith

“Because reading is one of the joys of life, and once you start, you can’t stop. And you’ve got so many stories to look forward to.” - Benedict Cumberbatch

“I had no other skill sets, so I worked with what I had. It’s basically a story of desperation.” - Misha Collins

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Carry That Weight by Lost in Ashes reviews
Written for a prompt: Sherlock's return to Baker Street triggers a recurrence of the eating disorder John developed as a child.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,540 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
It's Friday by sparklylulz reviews
And holy crap on a cracker, she loved Sheldon Cooper. -Sheldon/Penny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] - Complete
I've Never Had Air Sickness Before! by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
A CABIN PRESSURE FANFIC. "Wha-? No, no, no! I'm not sick! Why would I be sick? I don't get air sickness; I've dreamt of being in the air since-" "Yes, Martin, we know all about your dreams. However, in this instance, you are a living-breathing-cold-or-flu-breeding-machine. Please don't sneeze on the controls." Martin's ill, whether he wants to admit it or not.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,096 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Scissors by starrynight1213 reviews
"The scissors gleamed menacingly in his hand as John slowly ascended the stairs". JohnxSherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Halloween at 221B by ForeverShippingJohnlock reviews
John and Sherlock are carving pumpkins and Sherlock is none too pleased. However, things start to heat up as John inadvertently starts a war consisting of the throwing of pumpkin guts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Milk, Detective Inspectors and Cigarettes by pashedmotato reviews
"No, Sherlock it's for your own go—" John had been cut off by Sherlock brushing his lips against John's. This had made John quite startled as it only lasted a second before Sherlock darted around him, snatching the cigarettes out the small box, quickly fumbling to get one out. - Johnlock rated T just in case -
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Make your own damn tea by flaweddesignxx reviews
Sherlock says no to yet another case and John's patience finally runs out. However, the doctor can never stay mad at the genius for long and he wonders why that is. After all, friends fight and anger one another. And he just thinks of his flatmate as a friend...right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Circumstances by savingprivatesimmons reviews
Halfway home from the airfield, Douglas realises he left something in the flight deck and has to turn back to get it. When he enters GERTI, he finds Martin curled up in the captain's seat, sobbing so desperately that Douglas' heart breaks right there and then. One-shot.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
All is fair in love and war by immature-girl reviews
"Are you pouting?" he asked with a scowl. "No." "Oh god, you are. Stop it." "I am not pouting, Sherlock," said John, avoiding eye contact. Johnlock fluff, written for a prompt on the kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cellos and Cheers by KickinKay reviews
I'm going to try to go some Maybell mini stories one, two, three shots . WOULD LOVE SOME PROMPTS! Kinda stealing the idea from VerySimple, but please know I idolize you! Please review and give me prompts! I don't own anything!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Campbell S., Maya M.
The Captain's Address by doorwaytoparadise reviews
For a prompt on the CP meme where Martin shows a surprising proficiency with swear words, and stuns both the target of his rant and the rest of MJN.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Post Its by dapperyklutz reviews
Sometimes, we come out of our way to make the people we care about happy. As for John, he does it in his own way to show Sherlock that he cares through non-verbal communication. And the thing is, Sherlock is starting to reciprocate. What can happen from here? Pre-slash. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,860 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Someone Like You by gracezodiac reviews
Sometimes, it just gets too much for Martin. Somebody turns out to be his angel in disguise. M/A
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Why ask when you can take? by KathAdrian reviews
Douglas wants people to know that he's shagging Martin. Unfortunately, asking Martin to come out is an issue, perhaps he can find other means to get what he wants, and have a bit of fun along the way. Douglas/Martin. Rated M for graphic sex
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Fight or Flight by alikat522 reviews
You can insult Arthur all you want. But you had better not mention his mum.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Sherameldansen by Neo Nobody reviews
When a case leads Sherlock and John to an anime convention, what will they do when the only thing they can do is... DANCE? Sherlock/John if you squint - Prompt from a YouTuber! Oneshot drabble unless you want more...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Killer Reasons by vindictive locomotive reviews
Just a REALLY short drabble I wrote after seeing Wild Target. I be NO ONE is going to read this but whatever...
Wild Target - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Dixon, Victor Maynard - Complete
Someone who cares reviews
Johnny Cade always kept things to himself. Even his birth date. What if one greaser remembers? One-shot.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Johnny C. - Complete
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