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Joined 12-18-10, id: 2661155, Profile Updated: 07-11-11
Author has written 9 stories for Glee, and Harry Potter.


Love Glee!

Love Kurt, Brittany, Puck, Blaine, Santana and KURT!


Oh! And I totally ship Kurtofsky. And Klaine. And Pummel.

Actually, I just want Kurt to get a boyfriend already. :D

Oh yeah, also, Kinn creeps me out. Totally weird. And I hate canon-Finn anyway. Non-canon, like fanfiction, Finn is so much nicer, and not a total a-hole like he is on the show. But Furt is okay. Brotherly conversations that end in hilarity are awesome.

And I have a tumblr! But it's kinda empty as I only made it today, 6th Jan. :( And it confuses me. Here is the Linkage! :D

Random Info:

I'm Irish, regardless of what the little flag up there says.

I'm a girl. :D

I adore reading.

Titanic reference? Watch me cry and latch on to the closest person to me. xD

I do not like Justin Bieber, or Twilight. Sozz, bros.

I am obsessed with boxes. xD

I call everyone my "bro". :D

I adore Chris Colfer.

I love to draw. I just wish I was better at it. :/

I draw all of my profile pics. :D

That is all.

Good day.

Oh, and I just really wanted to do this:

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I apologize for not updating as frequently as I should. I get busy, and I have killer excuses. xD

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7796 - Favs: 8,288 - Follows: 7,758 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Entwined by lordofthepringles reviews
Sometimes, you don't know how your life is woven, until you look back. P.S. Blaine is a total douche in this story, so if that offends you, don't read.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,322 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Such A Funny Pair by niblettk reviews
A collection of moments from the eyes of Rachel Berry's dads and Kurt Hummel's dad.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Our Baby Girl by Lifesjustducky reviews
Being a parent is never easy. Our favorite couple, Kurt and Blaine are no exception. But, through love, they're able to raise Samantha Hummel-Anderson right. Of course, there's lots of humor, drama, awkward-ness, sadness, and craziness on the way! KLAINE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,612 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seven Sins and Virtues by SuperGleek reviews
When things hit rock bottom for the Glee club. Each chapter is based around a character and a deadly sin or heavenly virtue. Please read & review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Finn H., Quinn F.
Calling In Gay by Caseyrocksmore reviews
"Tell Principal Figgins I'm sorry, but I can't come to school today. Oh, you know, I'm horribly ill— don't worry; I'll come back as soon as I cure the queer." Eventual Kurt/Sam, ensemble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,263 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
ABC's of Kurt and Blaine by Lifesjustducky reviews
Cute little very very fluffy pure fluff one-shots of Kurt and Blaine throughout their relationship, based on the letters of the alphabet. One for each letter. T for later chapters. There's humor, drama and everything in-between. Please read and review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cheap, But Still Too Expensive by Always With Amy reviews
"But even Santana Lopez can't get in everyone's pants. Even Santana Lopez can't seduce him." - Unrequited Kurtana; an experiment in style.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
I Can't Think Of A Damn Title For This by KennyIsOrange reviews
Blaine transfers to McKinley with Kurt. Kurt does something amazing. *wishes this description sounded more attractive*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
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Facebooked! reviews
The bromance that is Faine has begun. Kurt is not happy. AN EPIC glee journey though facebook from romance to break-ups and lots of random stuff too! UPDATED!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Some May Forget reviews
Some hold onto the ghost of lovers past. The memories once fond feeding the fire that is the cracked heart of theirs.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Passing Notes and Paper Airplanes reviews
So bored, that they start passing dirty notes inside their classes But then, BUSTED! Okay, this is a terrible summary. I admit it. Please read anyway. *smiley face*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Book Bag Was Pointless reviews
Everyones gone to Hogsmede but Harry and Draco. Glee-Harry Potter crossover. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P.
The Misadventures of a Certain Basement Party reviews
The misadventures of a glee club party! The Gleeks play some party games with VERY interesting results! Yeah... the description isn't great. But please read anyway. :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Smells like Sex reviews
Does sex even have a smell? Wes seems to think so. Too bad it's going to smell a whole lot sex-ier before they even have the chance to leave.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
Why Don't You Love Me? reviews
Post-WIGYA fic. Kurt is uber pissed at Blaine over his sluttiness. Kurt needs to tell him how he feels. Through song, of course.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In a Pickle about Pants Pockets reviews
Carole Hummel Hudson is used to finding strange things in Finn's pockets. But not Kurt's. And this is something VERY embarrassing... ONESHOT COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Carole H., Kurt H. - Complete
He Remembers reviews
He remembers everything about her. All the fond memories, all the moments they shared. And he loves all of those memories. Except one. And he hates how he could have stopped that. ONESHOT. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - D. Karofsky - Complete