JMenace
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Joined 12-18-10, id: 2661190, Profile Updated: 09-23-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Bloodborne.
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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 976,635 - Reviews: 8677 - Favs: 10,717 - Follows: 9,939 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7186 - Favs: 5,584 - Follows: 5,660 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A.
Arc of the Revolution by Aleadrex reviews
All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 209,840 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Adam T., Jaune A.
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,633 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 3,686 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 5,332 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Milieu by funkmasterjo reviews
POST SHIPPUDEN. Set after ch 1 of Naruto Gaiden: The seventh Hokage, though prior knowledge isn't really neccessary. Just some talks. Just life. A milieu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sarada U.
Paleblood Fruit by Ser Serendipity reviews
Waking up in a bloodied clinic, two Hunters ventured out into a maddened town. Trying to remember, trying to understand. A long Hunt awaits them, beasts and nightmares lurking in every shadow. Eventually, they'll need to confront reality. There's only one end to this dream. Co-Authored with JMenace.
Crossover - Naruto & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/25/2015
A Game of Style and Brutality by BarneyXII reviews
From Hogwarts' historic pitch to the famous stadiums of Europe, Harry fights to earn his place amongst the all-time greats. The stakes are high, and sheer talent is never enough. It's more than just a game. A Quidditch story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,478 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5552 - Favs: 5,615 - Follows: 4,314 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Knight of the Sun by Sayle reviews
When Naruto finds himself in the land of Drangleic every time he sleeps, it doesn't take long to realise it is horribly real. Unsure of why he goes there and struggling to progress in a world where death is an inconvenience, it will be a test for his will to succeed the likes of which the Academy Student has never faced before. He cannot come through the crucible unchanged.
Crossover - Naruto & Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,793 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4628 - Favs: 7,846 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Son of the Western Sea by Mac Ceallach reviews
All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Athena
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 4,764 - Follows: 5,030 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 175 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Fate or Fortune by Tempest Kiro reviews
Detective Shirogane is called to investigate a mystery reminiscent of a case that should have been laid to rest. A mystery entwined with a memory she had long since left behind.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,635 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [Naoto S., Souji S./Yuu N.] - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3966 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 4,059 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Valediction by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The war with Akatsuki and Orochimaru took a toll on everyone, but none were so impacted by the horrendous and traumatic actions committed in those years of terrible struggle as Uzumaki Naruto. Naru/Tayu, rated for violence, sexual content, and language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,137 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
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Don't Blink reviews
Don't look away. Not once, not even for a second. The world is coming apart at the seams and there's no time left to save it. No time for anything but cheating time, racing past it, in a flash of brilliant yellow light. Namikaze Minato has come. Blink and you'll miss him. (AU) (Slight Dune cross)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,886 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Jiraiya, Minato N., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
THW reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Written in Reverse reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Radiant Nights reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.]
Paleblood Fruit reviews
Waking up in a bloodied clinic, two Hunters ventured out into a maddened town in search of insight. Trying to remember, trying to understand. A long Hunt awaits them, beasts and nightmares lurking in every shadow. And at the end of it all, reality. There's only one end to this dream. (Co-authored with Ser Serendipity)
Crossover - Naruto & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U.