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Author has written 4 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Vampire Diaries.

Hey fuckers. I'm Anna, or Banana, or you could even call me the dapper banana. I'm 25, I'm an angst vomit writer, and I'm currently a prisoner student in college majoring in English Creative Writing. I mean serious business when I write, but fuck if I don't always slack off. I am a lazy procrastinating whore basically, sue me (no, don't sue me, I'm broke).

The gist is that I loath love to write, I'm crazy about reading, and as far as movies/television goes I tend to harbor long-lasting obsessions that border on insanity. Fanfiction is a great way to blow off some fangirl-steam, so while I procrastinate on writing school papers or my own original work, I like to spend all some of my time reading/writing fics. And in all honesty, writing fanfiction has helped me to grow and learn quite a bit as a writer, and really settle into my own writing-groove.

Fair warning: As of right now I'm particular obsessed with reading Klaine Glee fics (and may venture into writing some). But some other old loves of mine are Vampire Diaries, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist (not that I have branched out into maaaany different fandoms, those ones just happen to be when my obsession really peaked into the highest forms of pure insanity).

Follow me on Tumblr for teases of upcoming chapters, drabbles and other general craziness!

I'm at: dapperbanana . tumblr . com

Multi-Chapter Stories:

So Long, Lonesome: TVD Klaroline, multi-chapter. Caroline grows up alongside the family that will one day become the Original vampires.

A Match Made in Persia: My POTO E/OW story (Erik and Ria). In all honestly, my passion for Phantom has died down some. I still love it So. Damn. Much. I just don't feel particularly inspired to write for it at the moment, given my other obsessions. I still plan to (hopefully, maybe, possibly) finish this story, so we shall see. We shall see.

Oneshots:

you abused me in a way that I've never known: TVD Klaroline. A oneshot based on Klaus' time spent in Alaric's body, and the mischief he may have gotten up to with our lovely Caroline. It's a short, naughty bit of a oneshot, but...there you have it. I'm planning a companion, followup oneshot to this one.

But I Surrender Love: TVD Klaroline. My oneshot of epicness. Starting with Klaus' occupation of Alaric's body and how I think he may have gotten all of his information, all the way up to the end of season three, and Caroline's inevitable feelings for him.

I've got a ton of new ideas, for the most part all Klaroline, that I'm working on. Hopefully something else will be up soon!

And I guess that's it for now! :)

- Banana

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the birth and death of the day by Sunny Daisy reviews
AU "There's a war coming, Caroline." -the Forbes-Winchester blended family takes on the Apocalypse. Caroline/Klaus
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 158,275 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Hoppípolla by but seriously reviews
"Do you remember what I told you, the night of the ball? The world's going to need some of that light after I'm done with him." Klaus looks up at the setting sun and with one breath, blows it out. / klaroline, forwood, delena, mattlena, salvaforbes. FOR DJ.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,518 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/27/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] Stefan S., Damon S.
The Flesh Diaries by iluvbrendonurie reviews
"If we don't stick together, then neither of us is going to make it!" she yells, and it's the thought of being swarmed in an alleyway that makes her chest rattle. He spins around on his heel and draws her face closer, his gaze as menacing and strong like earlier. She trembles in her Chucks. "Neither of us?" he asks. "Sweetheart, if you stick with me, you'll be the bait."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,654 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus, Rebekah
The Devil in White by Reels reviews
She knows she'll always be safe with Klaus. Post Season 3.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,774 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
The Devil's Currency by fadingtales reviews
When Klaus catches Caroline following him, he offers her a bargain for the younger Salvatore. But when you trade with the devil, you have to deal with the devil's currency. AU loosely set after episode 3x02. A/N: rated M in ch. 3 and 8. !DISCONTINUED! Please see final chapter for author's note.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,718 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Caroline F., Klaus
I'm Not Calling You A Liar by bkgrl reviews
The last time Klaus had seen her (Caroline) it was 1922 and she was bleeding out, calling his name, with a stake in her hand. Esther's curse involved a doppelganger and a hunter, who would spend the next 9 life times and 1000 years, distracting, stalking, killing, loving, annoying and torturing Niklaus Mikaelson, forever thwarting his efforts to break the moonstone curse.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 209,065 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Caroline F., Elijah, Klaus, Rebekah
The Stars Never Stay and Neither Do You by Just-LiveLaughLove reviews
Caroline has sacrificed ten years to the hands of a man with the face of an angel-the heart of a devil. Her friends, in an attempt to save her, unbury certain mysteries that may ridden the evil that lingers in their lives. But legend has it that the Beauty will fall for the Beast, and if this myth becomes truth-we wonder; just how noble will she be where her heart is involved
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
put down your sword and crown by but seriously reviews
The Originals have thirty days left to live, and all Rebekah wants to do is learn how to drive. Stefan, Kol, Klaus and Caroline come along for the ride. klaus/caroline, stefan/rebekah, elena/elijah & ensemble cast
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] [Rebekah, Stefan S.] - Complete
Paradise for the Lost by liarfaker reviews
AU. Elena goes hysterical, Caroline stays bright and optimistic, Klaus lurks in the darkness with his trident while Kol is leading a normal life in Los Angeles. Stopping Apocalypse from happening has never seemed so difficult.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,012 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
solstice by she.dreams.in.colour reviews
The feverish heat of summer beckons the yearly festivities in honor of Zeus. Amidst the vibrant revelry, the sun-god is enamored by the ethereal vision of a mortal and enraged when she denies him. But gods are never refused, and he vows to make her succumb to him even if he has to sear her flesh to do it. Dark Greek Myth AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,620 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
lay all your love on me by she.dreams.in.colour reviews
"You know what you should do? Get over that 'I-have-to-have-feelings-for-the-men-I-sleep-with' crap. Go to some random bar, flirt with some good looking guy and get laid. Casual, recreational, no strings attached." Damon said. Caroline should have known better than to listen. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,549 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus, Kol M.
only red flames live here now by she.dreams.in.colour reviews
A royal elopement brings a thousand Greek warships seeking to conquer the Trojan shores. As the battle of gods and men wage on, a prince of Sparta finds himself wanting to ravage not only the city of Troy but a certain fair-haired maiden as well. Trojan War AU, not strictly compliant to Iliad.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
the earth is not a cold dead place by Sunny Daisy reviews
S4-ensemble. Elena/Damon, Elena/Stefan, Elena/Elijah, Caroline/Klaus, Caroline/Tyler, Bonnie/Jeremy, Matt/Elena, Rebekah, Kol, Katherine. -everyone with everyone, basically. Something wicked this way comes...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,963 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Off limits by clangwee reviews
They say it's wrong. And yet it only makes it hotter. AU/Series [HIATUS]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
wolfish by prettypinklips reviews
She gasps, clapping her hands over her eyes. "You're naked! Oh my god, you're naked." she moves one hand, waving it at him, "Stop being naked!" / Or, Klaus ends up on Caroline's porch the morning after that first full moon, and really, when a hot naked guy knocks on your door and asks for a cup of tea, you can't say no. -— Klaus/Caroline, AU. Complete
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
you're a hideous thing inside by acronymed reviews
Teen Wolf!AU. In which Stefan may or may not be the Norman Bates of werewolves and Caroline wonders why her best friend couldn't have turned into, like, a vampire. Also, Klaus is probably pure evil. — Klaus/Caroline, Stefan.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
be still by acronymed reviews
S3!AU. It's a little bit of a thrill, she'll admit, the way he whispers in her ear and presses into her thigh. Wanting. Always wanting. — Caroline/Klaus, Salvaforbes, Elena, Originals. 2/6.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Steadfast by clangwee reviews
She always makes him wait. And he will. AUish/Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Until My Dying Breath by EmilianaDarling reviews
Vampire AU. On his way home from campus, Blaine Anderson comes across a beautiful young man with bewitching blue eyes. It doesn't take long for everything Blaine thought was real to fall to pieces. For his world to dissolve into fear and heat and blood.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,452 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
and days die young when you're gone by but seriously reviews
"We want the unattainable. Yes, we do. Foolishly. Hopelessly. All the time." Sequel to 'love is like a sin, my love' — klaus/caroline, tyler, rebekah, elijah
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] Tyler L. - Complete
sometimes i close my eyes and pretend i'm alright by Fancy Piece of Work reviews
"Really? Did you just say 'go steady' like it's still an acceptable way to ask a girl to be your girlfriend?" An AU in which Klaus arrived in Mystic Falls after Stefan instead of Damon and Caroline has more going in her head than people know. C/K
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
love is like a sin, my love by but seriously reviews
"Miss Forbes," he says, his voice lilting in amusement, "are you trying to compel me?" / Or, Klaus' kleptomania gets the better of him at the Mikaelson ball. Rated M for reasons yo
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] - Complete
came at you in silence by Fancy Piece of Work reviews
The many reasons for the many labels of Caroline Forbes. Mentions of C/K. AU after 3x11.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Hands All Over by a pretty little liar reviews
Even after he's gone, she's left pressed up against the tree; his scent lingers around her, his voice haunting her every thought, and she still feels the touch of him all over. Semi-AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Off with your head by liarfaker reviews
Somebody is decapitating people in Mystic Falls. Klaus, Kol, and Caroline decide to solve the mystery... You better watch your heads.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,174 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
hello again, friend of a friend by but seriously reviews
In which Klaus is unrelenting, Kol is exasperated, and Caroline is stuck in the middle of all of it. kol/caroline, klaus/caroline. three-shot. no, really.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Kol M., Caroline F.] Elijah, Klaus - Complete
everlasting by lightning veins reviews
She's always had the bad habit of believing in fairytales. / oneshot, carolineklaus.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
if you don't love me, just pretend until you do by prettypinklips reviews
The next time they dance, there are a thousand stars twinkling above them, screaming that this is fate. -— Klaus/Caroline. Complete
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
the hyacinth girl by acronymed reviews
And she wonders what it would have been like if he'd just said yes to her at that bush party. If he'd just said yes. — Caroline-centric. Caroline/Klaus, Elena, Stefan.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
the world that's waiting for you by prettypinklips reviews
"Nice guys aren't alcoholics." -— klaus/caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Good Thing You're Already Dead by Backroads reviews
A nasty fall for Hiccup leads to an even nastier consequence-death. And the Afterlife really is a pain.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,573 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
How the Fans Stole the 6th Book by Backroads reviews
In the tradition of How the Grinch Stole Christmas... how far will fans go to keep a beloved book series from ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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So Long, Lonesome reviews
'These are the moments she will always remember. Her childhood. Her friends. Memories strife with mischief and foolery, even amidst the werewolf crisis; carefree times.' Caroline forms a tight-knit bond with a family that will one day become the Original vampires, none the wiser to the centuries of sorrow that lay ahead for them...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,468 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
you abused me in a way that I've never known reviews
"Perhaps one day we'll do this when I'm in my own body, love." Alaric!Klaus/Caroline & Tyler!Klaus/Caroline
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
But I Surrender Love reviews
'Alaric smiles at her, and his smile sends chills up her spine. It's the sort of smile that just does not look natural on his face. Alaric never smiles like that.' In the brief time spent "borrowing" Alaric Saltzman's body, Klaus gathers intel from an unlikely source: Caroline. And then the obsession begins.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,372 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
A Match Made in Persia reviews
She was an odalisque, fated to slavery in the royal harem, abandoned by her father. And he was a genius who wore a mask, a man shunned by humanity for his death’s face. But for one night she is given as a gift…for one night only…or so they thought…
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,208 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Erik