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Joined 12-18-10, id: 2661418, Profile Updated: 07-05-13
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter.
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White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
holding hands by the black lake by folie a plusieurs reviews
She's loved and lost way too many times. This time, she's going to hold on to her lover... Even if he is Dobby. -McGonagallDobby. Freeverse. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Dobby, Minerva M. - Complete
Maybe Next Time by simeysgirl reviews
It's that time of year again - Harry and Draco's annual party! Sexual content and some crossdressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aural Sex by simeysgirl reviews
Harry is having problems with his hearing - what could be the matter? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Fingers Broken Long Ago by liftedlorax reviews
After a ten year absence, Harry returns to his old life in England to find Draco Malfoy at the center of it. A tale of rekindling old flames, unlikely inter-House alliances, angry Hufflepuffs, and medical mysteries ensues. H/D, EWE, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,983 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Handsome Man Saved Me From The Monsters by Smaradgus reviews
Draco lives as a hermit in the woods, missing no-one, until Harry literally and quite violently stumbles into his life. Now Draco must decide if he's ready to give up everything in his own life to save another's. HPDM-preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,820 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thin as Thimble by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
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The Marlins and the Trout reviews
Don't fandoms eat other fandoms? Or: Harry makes Draco watch his new favourite film—The Social Network.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Play With Your Food reviews
Harry catches Draco playing with his food. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Art Critics reviews
Harry and Draco discuss a painting at an art gallery. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eavesdropping reviews
Scorpius overhears a conversation. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fixing the Floo reviews
Draco stays warm while Harry fixes the Floo. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Egg and Cress reviews
It all began with an egg and cress sandwich.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And Then There Is No Mystery Left reviews
Harry's willing to play rough to get what he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Best Dressed reviews
Draco didn't expect the prelude to a night out to include someone else's clothes and a Muggle camera. From then on the night got better and better. And drunker and drunker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sex On The Beach reviews
After a bad day at work all Harry really needs is a drink... and a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daydream Believer reviews
Harry wants revenge, and he wants to watch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distractions, Doodles & Dress Sense reviews
Draco gets distracted in the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where The Colours Are reviews
During a month undercover in a Muggle school, Draco Malfoy has to deal with scheming children, peculiar staff and his increasingly fluffy feelings towards his Auror-in-training partner, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Constant Strangeness reviews
Harry and Draco meet again after several years and begin dating. "Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness." NC-17 A/N: Each part can be a stand-alone one-shot. There is no overall plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,614 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Played To Perfection reviews
Harry goes to his first live snooker match and spots someone unexpected. NC-17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Diary Fk You reviews
Harry starts keeping a diary, and all Draco wants to do is start fights.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tree House Truce reviews
Pansy makes her squabbling house guests sleep elsewhere. NC-17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Half Baked Plans reviews
Draco's had a bad day, and Harry is acting suspiciously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragons Are Hot Lovers reviews
Ron spots an interesting bumper sticker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baguette Magique reviews
No one takes the piss out of Draco's wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Let Go reviews
A midnight meeting in the Forbidden Forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Those Who Can't Do reviews
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Going Down reviews
Harry and Draco get stuck in a lift. One of them is claustrophobic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unkempt Desire reviews
Whatever kind of day it is, whatever style Harry's hair takes, the one constant is that Draco will be secretly fawning over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete