Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.

Collection of drabbles/ficlets/oneshots of the random variety. From dark to fluffy, from angst-y to humorous, any and all characters, pairings, and scenarios. #68. Post Reveal AU. Merlin tries to prepare.

SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.

My version of Slytherin Harry.

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.

This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

An impromptu party for the teaching faculty of Hogwarts takes a very unexpected turn for two of its teachers when both men drink way too much and let their egos get the better of them later on. How Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy will handle things the day after...now that will be almost as interesting as what happened that night.

When Harry disrupts the spell to retrieve Sirius from the Veil, Ron and Draco find themselves in the middle of an ongoing war, forced to scramble and strategize as only they can. Elsewhere/when, Albus Dumbledore falls from the Astronomy Tower, Severus Snape is at wit's end, and a desperate Draco Malfoy receives help from an unlikely source. In other words, TAKE THAT, CANON.

You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER EIGHT MILLION HITS!

An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.

The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.

When Sheldon returns from Sweden a Nobel laureate, he will get a surprise no one could have prepared him for.

set in the spnbb!verse. Because Balthazar needs some love!

Imagine everything went perfectly well, bullets dodged and everything as in H.P. and the chamber. Well, the H.P. and the Nat 20 story is so good I felt tempted to do something myself.

Short companion piece for the Handbook. This was written for the Fandom For Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of last year's compilation. It's exactly what it says on the tin, set after Harry's freed Dobby and they're out roaming the countryside again, but before the events of third year.

The reason "Poughkeepsie" became their code word for "drop everything and run" was because that was the one place Child Protective Services caught up with the Winchesters.

Alexei Dolohov swore on his honor that if any member of his family dared to tell him what to do again he'd do something that would make them sorry. They should have taken him seriously, especially since he knows how Hugo Weasley can drive them crazy.

Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?

written for spnbbverse: Little angels may be cute and cuddly, but they're also breakable, as the Winchesters suddenly find out.

Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.

Summary: Angels really aren't the most sentimental bunch, so when Crowley was escorted back to Hell, Aziraphale's initial reaction was to do nothing. But let it be known that God moves in ineffable ways. Aziraphale/Crowley This fic may include: Deus Ex Machina, SlightlyApathetic!Aziraphale, Alternative Character Interpretations, Aziraphale sauntering vaguely downwards

Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.

Because I can't fit it ALL into one story Past Judgement without it being a big, run-on mess, here's a fairly random set of one-shots and short arcs to tickle the funny bone, maybe touch a sad or nostalgic note every now and again, and of course dabble in a whole lot of what-ifs!

Molly's first conversation with the mysterious genius who hangs around the hospital labs quickly becomes unbearably awkward. Prompt fill.

When Sherlock died, John moved on, married, and adopts a stray cat that reminds him a great deal of someone. What happens when Sherlock returns and discovers that his namesake is a hideous fur bag. This is a pure fluff and silly return fic. No punching, no kissing, no bad words. Not slash.

Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.

When Sam and Dean go on a case, they learn something new about their father's past and their lives are changed... (Bee Movie and Supernatural crossover, beestiality)

Merlin is injured unknowingly to the others during training and then is later shot by vengeful bandits on a hunt. Arthur is forced to take his shirt off to treat the wound but when Merlin wakes he's pelted by questions because of the scars. Friendship. Whump. Scar reveal fic. Reveal fic. Sequel: More Gained, None Lost.

In the first episode, Sam has been away at school for almost four years, but he and Dean mention they haven't seen each other in two years. This is what happened the time Sam saw his family while he was at Stanford.

The first time Bobby Singer met the Winchester boys, Dean was five. But Bobby wasn't prepared for how old the child was.

Suicide is one of the hardest acts to commit, what would be going through your mind if there was a gun pointing to your temple?

THoB's 'breakdown' scene from Sherlock's point of view. Character motivation study.

TGG's 'Molly and Jim' scene from Sherlock's point of view. Character motivation study.

"Sherlock always, always seemed to understand just what was going on, as much as you wished he didn't. But not this time." Something happened to Donovan, something that Sherlock missed. Quite dark.

The weekly Merlin Viewathon is here! For each episode of Merlin, a new chapter filled with (vaguely) funny commentary on the episode, whilst going off on lots and lots of Tangents! All those things you were shouting at the TV, written down for you to see! On HAIUTUS until I bring myself to watch Merlin again o o everyone I love is dead.

Scars tell stories. Merlin knows that better than most. So does Arthur. Is it time that Arthur finds out some of those stories?

What happens when you hurl a bright young woman from present day America into the fabled land of Albion? Well...let's just say that 'oops' doesn't quite cover it...Rated T due to language and adult topics/situations.

Hermione/Snape will sparks fly or just angry words, how can Hermione learn to live with someone who tells her he CAN never love her? Marriage law fic that skips the wedding bit! Give it a go you might be happy you did :

Alexei Dolohov is determined to settle things between him and Hugo Weasley once and for all. And as always it doesn't go at all the way he planned. Mini sequel to 'For 10 Galleons'.

A 16 year old Sherlock Holmes wakes up in a hospital room with no memory of his past or how he got there. Is it a conspiracy, or is he genuinely ill? Warnings for references to mental illness and abuse.

**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!

Arthur was the most eligible bachelor in Camelot. A village girl wants to become queen and with the help of a sorceress she sets her plan in motion slipping him a love potion, but what will happen if it doesn't go quite as expected? Slash/Merthur

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

TBB's 'consulting an expert' scene from Sherlock's point of view. Character motivation study.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

John's curiosity is triggered by the simplest of the comments: 'Don't be alarmed... it has to do with sex', and Sherlock's quick reply 'Sex doesn't alarm me.' This fanfiction will remain true to the story, using John's blog as reference, might contain some references to the books as well.

TBB's 'friend/colleague' scene from Sherlock's point of view. Another character motivation study.

Arthur gets turned into a frog. How is Merlin going to keep Camelot from finding out what has happened to their king while he figures out how to turn him back into his true form? A parody of the Princess and the Frog/The Frog Prince.

Reveal!fic. And now here they were, with Merlin clutching the mantelpiece and Arthur clutching the chair, and the dancing flames refusing to reflect in either of their eyes, which were usually so bright and blue. "Please," Merlin whispered one more time, his face the very image of desperation, and of hope. Please.

Geoffry loves his books and he will do whatever it takes to keep them safe. WHATEVER it takes. Arthur/Merlin from Geoffrey's pov.

With Merlin seemingly unable to knock before entering, he finds Arthur in a rather compromising position one day. Sexytimes ensue. Switching perspectives.

Upon realizing that Raj and Howard aren't just friends anymore, a curious Sheldon proposes to Leonard an experiment to find out if there is a difference between kissing a girl and kissing a guy. Slash. Raj/Howard, Sheldon/Leonard.

In the middle of a battle for Camelot Merlin get struck down. What is Morgana's reaction and what does it mean for the future? Mergana fic

The story of Sherlock Holmes through slightly different eyes - those of his beloved teddy bear. Warnings: fluff in both senses of the word and baby Sherlock. Cover by yours truly. Complete.

When Sir Henry Yorke decides to have a snack, he ends up getting a bit more than he bargained for. Hal and OC. Reviews very welcome.

Soldier trials a new method to whip his men into shape. Will lace panties and satin skirts really unleash the warrior within? Read and find out.

Holmes family history brief - one shot. First fanfic in twenty years. . . K for mild language

Sherlock has the cabbie's pills analyzed. Was he right? His explanation for his reaction to the lab results stuns John. Rated T for references to past drug use. Author's notes on my profile page for those interested. This story is complete.

Even the great Mycroft Holmes is capable of pre-wedding jitters. Luckily, his best man is on hold to keep him upright.

When he was eleven Mycroft ignored Sherlock's yells and later regretted it. A Childfic!

A collection of short scenes detailing the childhood of the Holmes boys from the perspective of Mycroft Holmes.

Mycroft must give his brother the dreaded Talk. Sherlock will not make this easy for him.

Arthur was a dog-lover. He had five of them, big ones, each one more slobbery than the next, and he didn't think it was possible for any species of animal to be better-suited for him...until his trouble-prone manservant gets turned into a cat. Pure fluff

The day Andromeda must leave her family has come and her future happiness must start with her saying good bye.

AU Sherlock and John run a bakery together Just a bit of fluff at this point, haven't really decided where I want to go with it!

After falling into a coma, Sherlock gets to hear what people really think of him. It's interesting what people say when they think you can't hear them. John's revelation is also quite...unexpected. Sherlock will never think of the army doctor in the same way again.

Mycroft's take on the death of his younger brother. "Moriarty wants to destroy Sherlock. And you have given him the perfect ammunition to do it." All Mycroft could do was put his head in his hands and think about where it all went wrong.

Moriarty's games and Sherlock's own arrogance have cost him the battle, but the war for Sherlock's soul plays on. Who would have thought that the shattered army doctor and the tiny girl could put up such a fight? Spoilers for 2x03 Slash

The title says it all really. Too much more and I'd give away the story. There is no point to this one though, just a random thought turned into a fic.

I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language

Based off of a deleted scene, this is a oneshot,has no slash whatsoever, is a bit crack!ish, and is filled with friendship. In which Merlin's on fire, Gwaine has a unicorn and Arthur decides it's time for a little payback.

Harry sends John a link that leads to something rather terrifying...at least according to Sherlock who is trying to burn his brain out

AU. Sheldon intellectually baby-sits a genius tot and everything falls in place. In which universe does the Shamy belong together? In all of them, that's the point.

After a fight with Lavender, Ron has a bit of a wild night. He claims that he couldn't possibly be gay, so Draco sets out to change his mind. And Draco is very, very good at changing people's minds. ONE-SHOT

A story about what happens after Harry and the other have read a book about the future and seeing what they could do to change what they had read.

John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked

John makes what he thinks is the last post on his blog. Someone disagrees.

Hal reflects on his past. Set just before he rescues Leo.

Sheldon's reaction to an achievement of Leonard's. One Shot.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...

Merlin has dreamed of this moment since he discovered his destiny. As Camelot is once again on the verge of falling, he has no choice but to reveal what he is to Arthur...no matter if either of them is prepared to face the reality of it. Big Reveal fic.

364 Days out of the year, Sherlock is enough for John. But what about that one day when he isn't? Warning- BDSM.

Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash

Mycroft and Sherlock have never managed to agree on anything, let alone how to drink tea and coffee. But there are a few rare times when they can put that aside. Side along fic to "Paved with Love" from Mycoft's pov. SH/JW

He is assigned to shoot Mrs. Hudson. But he makes the worst mistake a killer can make: he starts to like his victim. Spoiler for Reichenbach!

Seven things that Mycroft Holmes never, ever does. Reichenbach reaction. Function Verse.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

Jim gets a new phone. Madness ensues. Pre-Reichenbach.

When Jim leaves his number under the dish, Sherlock doesn't tell Molly. He calls. Perhaps John's lessons in kindness weren't such a good idea after all.

John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.

John bumps into Mycroft at the airport. Post-Reichenbach.

John goes away for a few days. Sherlock is left to cope on his own and finds a new distraction. Asexual Sherlock in a platonic friendship with John. Silly, fluffy. A few mildly bawdy jokes.

Sherlock, forced to turn to his brother for help, remembers everything Mycroft has done for him in the past.

John gets dumped by his girlfriend and has a spare ticket to see Woman In Black. He knows Sherlock will annoy him by ruining the plot of the film but after finding out that he's never been John HAS to take him! Will it lead to something more? Pre-Johnlock

She knows that when he kisses her, he's thinking of someone else. Sherlock/Molly, implied Sherlock/John. A 500 word drabble.

"No." "I haven't said anything yet, brother dear," Mycroft smiles. Sherlock helps his brother on a case. New questions arise, old memories resurface. How invincible are the Holmes boys exactly? Follows 'Inadequate'. Adventure, drama, humor, H/C, enjoy!

"Cordial relationship, you say? You kissed me last week for an experiment." Slash, Sherlock/John, one-shot.

John's phone is possessed; Sherlock is unsympathetic. But John ruthlessly puts Sherlock in his place when the tables turn. All's fair in love and texting, after all. Mostly crack!fic, with some tender moments. Gen.

A visit to Mycroft's gives John a little insight into the Holmes brothers' fractured relationship. A drabble that got out of hand.

John's been having strange dreams of this man in the shadows, and he assumes it's because he's going insane.

"Well how about something manly… like Archibald… okay, I was kidding." A dialogue story where Harry and Ginny discuss what to name their children. Now includiing all 'Next Gen' kids. Rated T.

Sherlock is abused as a child by Father Holmes. This is a story about The Problem, and why Mycroft hates being wrong. Angst, Sherlock whump, rated for violence.

Arthur and Merlin's friendship is tested as Morgana returns and 'Emrys' is forced to make an appearance once again. Now Gwen has fallen prey to magic, Merlin worries Arthur will never trust magic. As his secret is revealed, will he be proven right?

Addiction is his problem. And Sherlock Holmes has become addicted to the dangerous drug of them all.

Sherlock's lack of patience in the bedroom causes its fair share of problems.

Mycroft's weakness is Sherlock. / Scene from 'The Reichenbach Fall'. Second-person POV. One-shot.

Two months and four days in, you sleep with a stranger. Me. Set post-Reichenbach.

ONE SHOT. Wherein the 221boys are out of milk, John is chipper, Sherlock is grumpy, and nothing happens except for coffee. That's not a euphemism. Actual coffee.

Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!

John tries to move on with his life after Sherlock. WARNING-Spoilers for end of series 2. First fanfic so please leave feedback :

John walk in on Sherlock watching something interesting. Not written to be serious.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.

Sherlock and John break into Mycroft's flat in search for something. Sherlock ventures into Mycroft's bedroom, not realising that today is the British Government's day off, and he's spending it with a DI in a way that will make Sherlock regret barging in.

They say that Camelot fell in tragedy after the death of its greatest king, Arthur Pendragon. They say he died in battle, his heart broken by his wife's cruel betrayal, but it was not his wife's betrayal that killed him. It was his own.

Just a short little one-shot I wrote while I was watching TRF.

What was written in the article "Suicide of Fake Genius"? And what was Mycroft's response? Just trying to answer a couple of questions from this small scene. Let me know what you think!

SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.

Sherlock was an expert at manipulation, a veritable genius. But nothing was as desperately well-crafted as the lies he told one ex-army doctor the eve before his death.

Hello members of the fanfiction community. My name is Myst Hannibal Angelweave Ravenclaw. His name was Sherlock Holmes. This is mah storie... Goffik novel stay out preps! *maybe sexy time* Oprah Winfrey book club says most powerful novel ever written.

John knows how much Sherlock likes it when he's ordering around. He's going to use it against him. For his own pleasure.

Sherlock discovers something amazing about children's books. Which would be fine, except John would really, really like to go to sleep now. Oneshot For Megan, from whom I unashamedly stole this idea

Have you availed of our new Sherlock Holmes product? Here's your very own owner's guide and manual! Contains tips and specs for your Sherlock Holmes product. Enjoy! WARNING: SPOILERS

John still knows where he is, in a dimly-lit lab out of a Michael Crichton novel, but damned if that rattling noise doesn't remind him of gunfire in a hot zone, and the spots flooding his eyes are sun on the desert, burning his retinas. Spoilers for HOUN

A crack telling of episode 1 of seaosn 2! Like my stories of the last season I have struck again to bring humor and crack to our lovely episodes! check my profile to see last season's quicktimes

Sometime, a while after the "emergency kiss" down by the lock-up, Moss is up to his tricks again, but this time he seems to mean business. Slightly dubious consent, but enough snuggliness to offset any bad feeling :D Slash, clearly.

"I told you once that I was happy to be your servant until the day I died. Now you know I wasn't lying." The king would have given anything if the beast had taken him instead of his friend...

...Signifies a new beginning. Harry dies in the Final Battle. Dudley attends his cousin's funeral, quickly discovering that there was much more to Harry's life than he ever dreamed. Can regret give way to a fresh start? Canon, aside from Harry's death.

John Watson has been trapped since the moment he left Sherlock's funeral. It just took him a while to realise it. Prequel to "Paved with Love". Pre-slash themes.

After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria

Sometimes the line between Sim - land and reality can be blurred...

The Doctor visits Hogwarts for Christmas and is taken by the existence of Wrackspurts. There is a big Christmas party and lots of Christmas fun! A nice light hearted fic. Cannon couples plus Luna/Neville which is borderline cannon.

When one stood alone, the other joined him; when one grew weary, the other held him up. When Merlin gave Arthur a sword, Arthur gave Merlin a coat. One-shot for season finale. Pretty much nothing but fluff. Happy Holidays!

Everyone knew not to disturb Harry when he was upset. Well, almost everyone.

...Before the Truth Has a Chance to Get Its Pants On. When a potions incident leaves Remus up the proverbial creek, life at Hogwarts quickly takes a turn for the worse—or perhaps for the better, if Sirius has any say in the matter.

Petunia and Vernon are able to put their grudges aside and raise the boys as brothers, completely equal...so they end up with two spoiled, greedy brats.

Young Sherlock decides he does not understand Santa. Mycroft has other ideas and so tells a very interesting tale.

Mycroft returns home from a day of saving the world and not being the British Government to a welcome surprise. Pre John

Christmas is a time for wonders, right? Even crazy things like Draco Malfoy actually falling in love with Harry too, or that the bloody house somehow gets properly decorated. Fluffy!Christmasfic. EWE. ONE-SHOT

The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!

After the Battle, Horace Slughorn does his duty.

In a world where he was never defeated by Harry Potter, Voldemort raises his grandson.

Lucifer, Mara and Iblis are roommates, and if that wasn't a volatile enough combination, Jesus the Christ, the prophet Muhammad and the Buddha are their next door neighbors. Hijinks ensue. Update: the teachers and the devils struggle with Christmas

This is one way it might happen. There are, of course, many. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," "Sentry Duty," and "Lessons Learned."

This is what happens when Sirius actually reads. SMUT. SEX. BOYXBOY. MILD BONDAGE. R&R.

What is it like to be a horcrux? The story of a young soul, composed only of memories, and his diary.

Harry isn't the only one who helped Fred and George achieve their dream of running a joke shop.

Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.

When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE

Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.

Harry never wanted Ron to see the thestrals. Never.

Arthur was finishing one last project... But he couldn't finish it. So the grandkids stepped in.

Sequel to 'Corruption'. Now that the battle is over Rorake is recovering at Louis's house for the week. What will they get up to? Also ASP/SM

Harry and Hermione were not the only ones researching Horcruxes.

The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

What if Ron's attempt to turn Scabbers yellow was a little bit more successful than in cannon? Just a little one shot. Hope you like it. p.s. I forgot the Disclaimer and can't work out how to edit so here it is: I don't own or make money from HP.

Without a word, Mycroft opened his umbrella, shielding his brother from the light spray of not-quite-rain that had started, and handed him the file filled, with the embassy contacts he might need. Sherlock nodded, "You didn't need to."

After Eileen's death, Severus learns something unexpected about her.

A hostage situation at 221B proves that not all dangers come from Moriarty. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," and "Sentry Duty."

What if Arthur hadn't been completely unconscious when Merlin tried to heal him outside the crystal cave? What if he had heard Merlin using magic spells and realized the truth about his faithful servant...? The Crystal Cave AU. NO SLASH.

Others said they need it. So they do it. It involves pushing and sweating and different angles and 'Did I hurt you' and Mrs. Hudson ready to lend a hand and it ends in being a terrible idea and John's fault and eventually John realizes what's this about.

"Merope" It still made me blush the way he managed to twist my heart with that simple look on his beautiful face. This was real; you couldn't make this, force this, it had to be real. From love to pain to struggle to death.

In which Merlin gets to tell more of the truth than usual and still lies through his teeth the entire time, and Arthur presumes to know far better than Merlin about, well, everything.

There is a new girl in Harry's life, and Ginny needs Hermione's help.

Standing by Sherlock and John may cost Lestrade what he holds most dear. Who will stand by Lestrade? NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes" and "Facing Forward."

Harry feels a bit stung when Draco Malfoy beats him to giving Teddy his first broomstick.

Complete. "What were you thinking, Orion—a werewolf? In our home?" "We've discussed this. It's a pet for the children." SBRL. Slight AU, werewolves are considered animals and Ministry property & the Blacks buy their son a very unique pet. Close to canon.

A challenge issued by my best friend Gertrude - Snape in a pink dress, and the Dark Mark with a lightening bolt on it. This is the resultant crackfic, written in an hour and a half. Warnings - Extreme AU, Giggling.

Severus Snape is dead, but who is to write the epitaph for his tombstone, and what is there to say? Warnings - Tearjerker, Character Death

It's the end of an era, a hero is dead. But what to write on a grave? Warnings - Tearjerker, Character Death

There are many who hate her, even the person writing her epitaph has mixed feelings towards her, so what will be written on the tombstone of a mad-woman? Warnings - Tearjerker, Character Death

There was someone in his flat. He should have been used to that, by now. Only this wasn't his daily dose of Sherlock, this was a too-calm gentleman in a grey three-piece suit, absently tapping his umbrella on the dusty wooden floor of his flat.

In which Arthur realizes the significance of Merlin's smile, Merlin realizes what a bad mistake leaving Camelot with Freya would have been, and they both end the day smiling. One-shot for The Lady of the Lake.

There are some people who won't, or can't, Let It Be. Despite discord, our characters draw closer - but to their benefit, or to their detriment? No actual Beatles references besides the title, and no non-canon pairings.

Snape on a Rollercoaster, written for Kimkat of the D/G Forum.

Because one never knows when someone might poison the prince's meals... or maybe Arthur has an ulterior motive for having Merlin eat half his breakfast.

Rose is a teenager - of course she needs to take all of that stuff with her to Hogwarts! First person POV.

Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?

While John and Sherlock watch Sofie, someone else watches Lestrade. NOTE: This is a direct sequel to "Mouth of Babes" and includes an original character first introduced in that story.

Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.

No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

He was just an animal... How was he supposed to survive? No food, and he got angry. Top it off with hunger, and he's insane.

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...

Several weeks after the explosion at the pool following "The Great Game" episode, Lestrade visits the recuperating Sherlock and John at 221B Baker Street. He brings case files and food... and a visitor in tow.

The summer after rescuing Sirius from execution, Harry finds himself back at Snape's small house with a whole different bunch of problems and tough decisions to make. Warning: spanking.

Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?

A turn of events in Defence Against the Dark Arts class causes a certain turn of events for one Draco Malfoy. Warning for Slash, Harry/Draco, Language and mature themes. Rating will change. -In Progress-

Post DH. Harry tells Teddy of Remus' condition.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.

A series of dialogue fics where Sirius asks Remus for some things... SLASH, of course :D Please read and review

Seventh year at Hogwarts. One chance to get with Remus. Sirius is one determined Gryffindor. He was going to seduce his wolf. Warnings: Horrific tongue in cheek, swearing, fluff, smut, silliness and cringe-worthy humor. Sirius/Remus SLASH! COMPLETE!

Gossip isn't a new thing in Hogwarts, but when it transforms Remus into a heartthrob that all the girls and a few boys want to have a go at, things start to get nasty with Sirius. Remus just wants answers and Sirius is too daft a mutt to give him any.

Sirius and Remus start giving into their feelings. Chapter 7 up, which is the last Chapter! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!

Sequel to Lycanthrophile. Now that he knows Remus likes him, Sirius must find a way to convince him it's mutual. Written for the HPFC 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Challenge. Slash. Chapters: 10/10. Demons' Redemption series.

Story about what I put my sims through. R/R

When Harry gets suckered into helping the twins spread Valentine cheer, he gets more than he bargend for.

Having returned to Hogwarts for his Eighth Year, Harry Potter is trying to sort out his feelings for one Draco Malfoy. What could happen when he hears a certain blonde Slytherin moaning his name one night? H/D. SLASH. MATURE CONTENT-YAY :D *One-Shot*

After being caught in the hall, Sirius and Remus are taken up to Dumbledore's office for what they assumed was a stern warning...

Remus is strangely touchy lately, and Sirius wants to know why. Written for the HPFC Puppy Love Challenge. Slash. Chapters: 3/3. Demons' Redemption series.

After the deaths of Harry's parents, it seems like nobody is left who cares about the orphaned baby. Remus Lupin has to make sure his best friend's son is safe, but how far will a werewolf be allowed to go to help raise a baby?

When little Steven's out of the house, his toys come to life! Unfortunately, so does his father's gun collection. Hilarious hi-jinks, shenanigans, and tragedy ensue!

Chapter FOUR now up! Description... Hm... Merlin, Arthur... Leon... Lancelot... Gwaine... Percival... Need I say anymore?

Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers

Sirius meets Harry for the first time. Oneshot.

According to Sirius, Lily didn't know too much about James continuing to hex Severus during their seventh year. Well, that's not all she didn't know about, and apparently James has a fetish for a certain spell of Severus's creation...

Lily shares some of her young sexual curiosity with Severus, but that may not have been the best idea.

Best friends? Maybe so, but clearly there have been some other thoughts occurring on both sides as well. Severus/Lily.

Congratulations on the acquisition of your new Severus Snape! To achieve the best results, may we suggest you adhere to the following guidelines...

After the explosion, Sherlock has some trouble adjusting. Kind of dark. ***Now a podfic!***

Today is Severus' birthday. These are his musings of the day. A short ficlet. Not much of a plot. Almost a character study. Reviewers get cake. Rated M for one naughty word. A little humorous, and a little dark. Written in about 20 minutes and un-beta'd.

During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD

Sirus and Remus only think they know what's going on.

Lestrade's thoughts on Sherlock's new 'colleague', dr. John Watson, set during a Study in Pink.

It starts with the usual experiment-gone-wrong in Potions, and suddenly Snape, Harry, and Draco are seeing - and hearing! - the world in an entirely different way.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

Sequel to A Time and Place to Grow. After spending a summer with Snape, Harry begins his sixth year at Hogwarts. But Snape is keeping an eye and a firm hand on him, and a new teacher, split loyalties and a looming fight with the Dark Lord await Harry.

In which Snape finds one more reason to hate Halloween. Takes place during OotP - AU after that. No slash. Rated for mentions of rape.

Of all the ways Merlin worried Arthur would discover his magic, he never thought it would be so mundane.

Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.

A Sim realizes that his entire life is being controlled and manipulated by an unknown being. Will he be able to break free, or will he trapped with the rest of the sheep forever?

A character study of Petunia Dursley. Ever since she had laid eyes on the precious small bundle that she was told by her parents was her little sister, she knew that she was the small girl's guardian, the protector.

Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.

It's Halloween, 1997. Just another day, right? No slash.

Lily is tired of James' bullying and arrogance and decides to show him his place. Little does she know that she too is in for a surprise. Renovated version of Show Him No to make Lily less OOC. Dives a bit deeper, too. SS/LE

After witnessing Merlin using magic, Arthur is faced with a series of hard decisions. Can he decide where his loyalties lie in time to defeat a new enemy that quickly approaches Camelot? Just friendship, no slash.

Modern AU. Merlin and Arthur get bored in class, and whip out their pens for a bit of fun. Rated "T" for "Teenage humour". - Legs -

*INDEFINITE HIATUS!* It's funny how some people can just keep missing each other. - Merlin/Arthur AU - A Lege et Lacrima Collaboration -

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

It's hard to read Harry Potter on the plane. Especially when you are sitting next to Minna and Mr Black.

Snape is a portrait.For the last nineteen years, Snape has spent September second in relative boredom in the headmistress' office. Until Albus Potter shows up. And demonstrates his innate ability to annoy Snape. Those damn green eyes.

Sequel to A Wicked Week. When a head injury erases Albus's memories Scorpius must use their dream connection to remind the former Gryffindor why they got together in the first place.

Some of the Headlines that appeared in the Daily Prophet in the two days after the Battle of Hogwarts. Rita Skeeter is up to her usual nastiness.

Aziraphale and Crowley "adopt" a celestial bunny. If there were a genre for fluff, this would be in it literally and figuratively!

Scorpius Malfoy is seriously considering his future. Now he needs to see if his ambition is possible. NO SLASH!

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Two-Shot! Harry Potter's first word is spoken, only its not Mama or Dada...Next: His second word, not Mama, not Dada, you'll be dazzled and surprised!

An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.

Dudley Dursley and Harry Potter weren't always friends. That changed, though, when Dudley started showing signs of 'freakishness'. Forced to learn to depend on each other, can they handle Hogwarts? Especially when it turns out the BWL might be a squib? Permanent Hiatus.

Stepping out of the closet is one thing Harry knows he's gotta do. And the one thing he totally doesn't want to do. ONE-SHOT. MENTIONS OF SLASH.

All Harry wanted was a few happy memories of his parents, yet, when he fails in the attempt, it might very well cost his life. Answer to the Potions Poisoning Challenge by Jan AQ on Potions and Snitches. Chapter 14 rewritten and revised as of 12/30/12.

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D

Four year old Scorpius Malfoy's favorite color is emerald green. He loves the color so much that he collects everything he can find in that color. And Scorpius has just met another little boy with the prettiest emerald green eyes ever!

Song Meme, 10 little drabbles inspired by 10 random songs! SLASH Merthur drabbles. Please read and review!

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

“Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry-" "They won't," said Harry. What did Lupin do about their exchange in the kitchen of Private Drive in OotP?

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.

In an alternate universe, there is a family whose mornings are simple bliss. Not half as cutesy as it sounds, I promise. SS/LE.

Severus Snape is in the wrong place -second-year Charms class- at the wrong time -involving an angry Ron with a broken wand. Disaster ensues. Rated K for "bad language" -you'll see what I mean.

Charity Burbage took pride in her ability to get along with pretty much anyone. Hence, upon meeting Hogwarts’ infamous potions master, she challenged herself to take on a task very few had ever attempted: befriending Severus Snape.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Revised! "Kill me like you killed him, you coward." Whoever said that words could not hurt? Reflections of Severus Snape following a few particularly stressful events.

Dean and Castiel are together now. Like for real. Which is good until Castiel goes a little crazy.

aka Brilliant Collision - A familiar blue box lands in Leonard and Sheldon's living room. Why is it there? Are the Doctor and Donna now trapped forever in the wrong universe? - Epilogue now up!

A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.

It's a long five years and things change. 'The End' coda, Dean/Castiel

A freaky box thing steals people's memories and then some stuff happens. Dean/Castiel

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

It's time to send in an expert. Because Raphael may not be a human, but he knows exactly how they think. Dean/Castiel

Wherein sleeping arrangements are awkward, Sam teaches Castiel about picking up girls and Dean finds out what to do with your angel when he’s not really an angel anymore. Dean/Castiel

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.

When born enemies Albus and Scorpius piss off a Veela she curses them to a week in which their nightly dreams are connected, and in which, to their horror, they get to know each other in the most intimate of ways.

This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Lily is sick and tired of James’ relentless flirting and decides to show him his place. Little does she know that she too is in for a surprise. SS/LE

Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.

One night Tom Riddle sees something strange. Slughorn refuses to explain what the young student saw, but Dumbledore doesn't...

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

When Remus Lupin comes to teach at Hogwarts, Snape finds himself haunted by memories he thought were long since buried. He is sure they will lead to some form of humiliation, but as it happens, it might just be love. Severus/Remus slash.

Sheldon thinks he is going through a pon farr and decides he must mate. Sheldon/Penny FRIENDSHIP, not romance. If you do not know what pon farr is, you need to watch the classic Star Trek episode "Amok Time."

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

Early 2nd book. After Dobby's visit, Harry runs away, and Snape kidnaps him with the help of a huge dog. Snape plays mindgames and makes Harry live different miserable scenarios. Snape seems psychotic, but Harry believes some good exists in his captor.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.

A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.

A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.

A closeted and in denial gay Remus. An angry at James who is allegedly cheating on her Lilly, a bottle of firewhisky and thirteen years and nine months later Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban.Warinings: SLASH and mention of child abuse

Arch enemies Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy discover that they have a common enemy. They join forces to destroy this evil force of sadistic, murderous... dolls? NOT SLASH. ONE-SHOT.

Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.

Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?

Harry finally gets back at Draco in a most un-Gryffindor way. Non-slash. Warning for underage drinking.

Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.

This was written in response to a challenge over on LiveJournal, The prompt was: Through an outlandish chain of events because, really, what is BBT without outlandish chains of events? Leonard takes Sheldon on a date to impress Penny. Warning: SLASH

No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP

One Shot of Voldemort talking to himself via the diary horcrux. Parody. please R&R. T for language.

Harry goes home to comfort a loved one and gets the shock of his life. SPOILERs for all books and SLASH alert. Nothing explicit.

I wasn’t supposed to survive but I did and I opened my eyes to the last person on earth I wanted to see. And when I did he asked me if I wouldn’t survive for my son. And I never expected what came afterwards. Sevitus. DHSPOILER

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

What if Sirius hadn’t gone after Peter and instead pleaded his case to Dumbledore. What if Harry had only spent six months at the Dursleys and then been adopted by his godfather. What if when Harry turned three Sirius was offered Professor Binn’s position

A filk, that is, an SF or Fantasy based song, concerning the way Snape is viewed in comparison with other characters. This is a spinoff from an essay on the same subject.

Sometimes, temptation is too great for even the most humble amongst us. A one hundred word drabble that could be canon.

Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with

The first Triwizard Tournament task from a very different perspective: the Dragon's. AU.

Ron experiences many different types of divination, along with a bewildering and unexplainable marshmallow. One shot. Crackfic.

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

Summary: PWP, What the Potions Master gets up to behind closed doors...‘Damn those brats! How dare they speculate on his sex life! Although they did have invariably depraved ideas, which appealed to his inner Death Eater...’

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

Complete. Sequel to BOAD. Harry has left the wizarding world as a last attempt to save those he loves. However, no one is ready to let him go, whether it is friend or foe. Powers are realized. Friendships are tested. Alliances are formed.

Somewhere else the happy ending was different.

COMPLETE Sequel to TOAC. Voldemort has returned but not everyone is ready to believe it. Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts changed from the events of the Triwizard Tournament but how much can one person endure before they eventually break?

COMPLETE Sequel to Midnight Guardian. Year Four. Harry now has a family and is looking forward to a boring year but someone at Hogwarts has other plans. Horrific nightmares, uncontrollable powers and overprotective guardians complicate everything.

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.

AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.

Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.

Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.

Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”

Set in the same universe as "Contemplation." There's nothing wrong with foreplay in the classroom- even if it's one complete with class.

[Completed 1/27/02] [Crowley/Aziraphale slash] An Aziraphale Adventure! Hell catches up with everyone's favorite delinquent demon, and Crowley learns that his angel has rather handy swordsmanship skills and a tendency to ignore the rules.

Crowley finds an old book SURE to scandalize Aziraphale, and then has the tables turned on himself. Evil Answering Machine Warning, and some boy-love. If you can consider them 'boys' rather than occult (Or etherial) beings...

In the early 1940's, during the Blitz, agents from Germany and Italy eavesdrop on agents from Heaven and Hell. Ducks are involved.

There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?