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Joined 12-18-10, id: 2661795, Profile Updated: 07-20-12
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, eCritters, Firefly, True Blood, and Big Bang Theory.

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Snapeisms by Mione21 reviews
With all that infernal and constant scribbling, Severus just couldn't stand another minute without knowing what Hermione Granger was jotting down in that little book. DH-disregarded. AU and only a smidge fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Missing Scene Miscellany by crossoctopus reviews
A collection of Penny/Sheldon-centric standalone missing scenes. Chapter 3 is Mary Cooper's thoughts at the end of the season 4 episode "The Zazzy Substitution."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
It Started with a Bump by Watermeloncholy reviews
Marceline is spooked by her bad dreams and goes to Bubblegum for comfort. Bubbline oneshot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
The Worst One by PrioritiesSorted reviews
"This was the worst one yet" Malfoy Manor Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Leotron reviews
When Penny gets dared to have sex with the amazingly asexual Sheldon Cooper, she doesn't think things could get much worse. But what happens when she finds out seducing him is going to be a bit harder than she had planned?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Dorm Room Fantasy by whereisbellagoth reviews
Ron is fantasizing about Harry when something revelational happens...SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Accidental Magic by Brewing Glory reviews
One-shot. There they were. Just staring at him. Arrogantly. Albus Dumbledore has had enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows by Purple Butter reviews
Sometimes dreams do come true. Mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Cunning Plan by marianne le fey reviews
"Can you at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself? This won't work if you look nauseated." One shot. Rating mostly just for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Do you know what I want? by evaishere reviews
Do you know what I want to do to her, the woman lying in my bed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Detention: A cliche fic by AliceFae reviews
A portrayal of the more typical ss/hg fics I've read over the years. Mocks the conventions right down to the diction. Enjoy. M for language and sexual theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Despite All My Rage by beautiful innuendo reviews
HGSS A bit of a crackfic, completely AU, but loveable. M for serious language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Ominous Tumor by runningcatlover reviews
Bluestar reveals a terrible secret to Fireheart.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bluestar, Firestar
Linger by Bainaku reviews
Marceline's got a few questions about that shirt.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Harry Potter and the World of BS by imperialrabbitsuicidecorps reviews
Crackfic. In which Harry is a wuss, Hermione is a psycho, Ron is into slash and Draco is much less bitchy than usual. Covers all seven books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P.
hermione & voldemort true love by HisGrlFriday reviews
what happens when hermione meets voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Picture Perfect Love by Catatonic Muse reviews
Written for the 'Cruel and Unusual Pairings' Challenge on BL:TDLML. Kreacher does what he can for his mistress. Warning:Disturbing. Kreacher/Walburga Black's Portrait
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kreacher, Walburga B. - Complete
a guy eating a hot dog makes everything awkward by Super Magical Sharingan reviews
hermione is trying to get Draco to eat a hot dog, then Snape walks in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Clue by lonegungal17 reviews
The Big Bang Theory gang have a Clue themed party but will someone really die? Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
avala black An American at Hogwarts! by avalablack reviews
Avala black is the daughter of Sirius black. What happens when both harry and ron fall in love with her? it tears their friendship apart! Read and review plz! HP/OC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Castle and I by YouCan'tBeSerious reviews
Princesses have been known to fall for merchants. Countesses have been known to get a crushes on gypsies. But never has anyone heard of a Great Castle falling for a shack. Until now. Shreiking Shack x Hogwarts Castle
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2006
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Voldemort Can't Triforce reviews
Harry goes on 4chan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Sneaky Little Thoughts reviews
Penny sees Sheldon in his maid outfit and Sheldon is convinced she was checking him out. But that's absurd. She would NEVER check Sheldon out...would she? Spoilers for The Hawking Excitation.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Tick reviews
Sheldon's ticked.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Clue reviews
Someone has stabbed Professor Snape. Sheldon is there to find out who, but people aren't cooperating and nobody seems to take him seriously. He'll show them when he catches the killer, but who is it? He has no clue. Kind of a crackfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2012
The Wizarding Enigma reviews
Sheldon, Leonard, and Penny are all students at Hogwarts and they seem to know things that other people don't. Could they be the assets Harry Potter needs to defeat Voldemort? Could they be a weapon? With a mysterious past, nothing is as it seems. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2012
A Timely Mistake reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are transported back in time to the Marauders era. How does Harry cope with meeting his father? How do they get back? How do they live with the knowledge of the future while being in the past?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011
Insight reviews
In Harry's fifth year he realizes he is in love with Snape, but the Potions Master is as hostile as ever. What can poor Harry do? Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Feer Good Five reviews
Five Crittannians journey to Hogwarts not knowing what to expect. When they find out that they're part of a prophecy ending with a murder, can they all save themselves, or will one have to be thrown under the bus?
Crossover - Harry Potter & eCritters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011
Snowfall reviews
Hermione hits Snape in the back of the head with a snowball. Why? Snape/Hermione, non-romantic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Crush reviews
Snape has a forbidden crush without knowing if it could ever be returned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & eCritters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Severus S., Axle
Bad Things reviews
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Crossover - True Blood & eCritters - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
The Boulder reviews
A large boulder appears in Charms class. The Dark Mark is conjured, Harry goes through the boulder's memories, and killer stags run loose. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
Whipped reviews
Bill and Sookie have a fight. Will Sookie go to Eric or stay with her beloved Bill? Humor Fic. Eric/Sookie
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S.
He Who Couldn't reviews
Sookie and Bill visit Hogwarts and something horrible surfaces. Can Bill keep it together? Humor fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011
My Most Faithful Servant reviews
Snape and Voldemort play a Muggle card game. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Epiphany of Snivellus Snape reviews
Snape tries to ask Lily out. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Leives In The Air
Leif has to battle Reavers and bees all in one story.
Crossover - Firefly & eCritters - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
The eC War reviews
The three forums battle each other in a war of epicness and tragedy.
eCritters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Trolling Snape reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to troll Snape in their second year. Too bad he hasn't a clue what they're trying to do. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Severus S. - Complete