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Author has written 3 stories for Powerpuff Girls, and Touhou Project.
You might be wondering, what the heck is this? I'm trying something an author I like did, the person who writes the 25 review, the 50th review, and
whatever number of review will get a spot here. OL means Online Love by the way, they'll also get stuff like making their own character in the story,previews
of ideas for future chapters, and whatever I feel like giving, now on to the awards(No one has one right now)
20th Reviewer: 30th reviewer: 50th Reviewer: 75th Reviewer: 100th Reviewer:
My aim is to get at least 100 reviews each story, so that's why the awards stop there.
Somehow all my stuff on the profile got deleted...
Hello my name is Elecfox, my original name was foxgirl100, but I liked the ring of Elecfox better. I write Powerpuff Girl Stories, but might also write stories for many other things later.
Stories in Progress:
Online Love: The RRB go to the PPG's high-school, and they both end up making acoounts on an online game known as I.S.W. They become good friends online, but remain enemies in real life. "Will they ever find out who their friends are in real life?
Adventures in Collage: The PPG and the RRB go to collage, and become a little friendly with each other, but two new trios of super-powered teens are ready to ruin their relationships. But how is Him in on this?
Life(Name might be changed): Follow the PPG and RRB through the ages! They start off in elementary school, as enemies, all the way to collage,(as lovers) Drama, Humor, and Romance ensures! This will probably be a really LONG story, maube 100+ chapters.
Amnesia(Name might be changed): The PPG end up losing all their memories, and the RRB are big players, now that they don't remember them, will they try to get the PPG? Or will they actually try to form a decent friendship? Find out in this story. It probably will be a little long, maybe 30 or so chapters.
I might write for Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and lots of other things when I just feel like writing it.
Random Funny Questions (Or some that make you think)
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why do companies offer you “free gifts?” Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
You know the expression, “Don’t quit your day job?” Well what do you say to people that work nights?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: “Quit while you’re ahead”?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to these people?Why don’t they put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while delivering the mail?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
If two wrongs don’t make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive?
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
If you set to work with a knife that will cut through anything and Tupperware that’s guaranteed not to break, what happens?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
How did a fool and his money get together?
How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?
Who really took the bite out of the Apple logo?
When an elevator is overloaded with passengers who is criminally responsible?
Why is there braille on the ATM drive-thru?
What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?
If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights?
Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
Could it be that all those people dressed up, wearing sheets, aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?
If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?
Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?
If a vampire can’t see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
Why do they say new and improved? It can’t be new if it was improved can it?
Why do they call it rush hour when nobody moves?
Why is it when a door is open it’s ajar but when a jar is open isn’t not adoor?
Why is it we call people liars, but we never call anyone truthers?
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Why is it, when we talk to God, we’re praying, but when he talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
Does a helium filled balloon float if you put it in outer space?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn’t alright, so why don’t we say, ‘That hurt, you idiot!’?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?
Why are they called apartments when they’re all together?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?There is fish flavored!
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on “Start”?
If all is not lost, where is it?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
“Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.”
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If “Q” were castrated, would he become “O”?
If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him?
Isn’t Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
What’s another word for synonym?
So what’s the speed of dark?
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
I read all of those, some are actually a little funny, and some make you really wonder. There is 158, by the way.