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Uhhh. I'm not really sure what I'm suppose to say here, but oh well.

Name: None of your business. Lol. Kidding. It starts with an A. I'll let you guess XP

Age: 13

Location: Vancouver

Favourite Hockey Team: Canucks

Gender: Girl

Favourite Sport: Volleyball!

Music Preference: Ummm... Everything? Techno (DJ Satomi), pop (I know too many pop artists to choose a favourite XD), country (same goes for country), punk-rock (Marianas Trench) etc. Can't name them all at the top of my head.

If you're interested in me being your Beta, just PM me :D

P.S. If you're bored, let's chat. Just PM me. I'm a really random person. Will this get me kidnapped someday? Possibly, but let's not think about that XP


Favourite Quotes (That's right. I'm Canadian. If you have a problem with that. Too bad XP)

"Money can't buy everything...for everything else, there is MasterCard."

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then its hilarious!"

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain."

"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. But the bumblebee doesn't know, so it goes on flying anyway." -Mary Kay Ash

"Every great man was thought insane before he chnged the world. Some never changed the world...they were just insane."

"The fine line between excuses and lies is easily blurred. The more excuses a man makes, the harder it is for him to realize that from the very first excuse, he has been lying to himself."

"Those who speculate about the gray areas between right and wrong are often very much mistaken. They forget that gray is a mixture of white and black, but white can never be black. So how can right ever be wrong?"

"There is no cowardice in clinging to morality."


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: BosBaBe (Alucard ( I think he's soooo hot!), Artemis Fowl (He will always be my most fav character, and he will always have a place in my heart!), Jack Caffery, Luke Papadupolous (my own creation, found in my story Artemis Fowl and the Undercover operative) ) HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is) Anyway, SETH TIS BE MIIIIIIINE!! Actually, I'm sharing him with a friend, BUT I'M NOT SHARING HIM WITH YOU!, AH4EVER (Artemis fowl and Edward Cullen) I'm Sama-chan, edward cullen ,artemis fowl, emmett cullen, jasper cullen, and alot more, James Potter (sort of), Remus Lupin (younger (Tonks is AWESOME w him tho!)), Sirius Black (younger!), and Zach GOode from Gallagher Girls (HE IS SOOOOO AWESOME!!!!), I LOVE those books!!! CanaidianAngel97 (Zachary Goode (sorry Grant!!!), The Cullen Guys , Mason from Wizard of Waverle place, Adrian King, Toby Cavanaugh) xXJustSomeRandomKidXx Zachary Goode from the Gallagher Girls! Adrian Ivashkov from Vampire Academy, Benjamin "Jack" Force and Kingsley Martin from Blue Bloods, Ryan from The Au Pairs, Jeremiah and Conrad (I can't decide which one I like better!) from The Summer Trilogy, (does anime count?) Kisshu/ Dren from Tokyo Mew Mew (I'm such a dork, I know...), Fang from Maximum Ride, and Artemis Fowl. Jeez. I didn't know I had that many...


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

92 Of The Teen Population Would Be Dead If Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasnt Cool.Put This On you profile If You Would Be One Of The 8 Laughing Hysterically in the background.:)


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your site
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh!
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life


Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
For once in her life it was on the right side of town.
She unpacked her things with such great ease.
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.
How wonderful it was to have her own room.
School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon.
There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be.
On the first day of school, everything went great.
She made new friends and even got a date!
She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"
To be known in this school you had to have a clout,
And dating this guy would sure help her out.
There was only one proble! ! m stopping her fate.
Her parents had said she was too young to date.
"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night.
Her parents frowned but said, "All right."
Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies,
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?
Well the pizza was good, and the party was great,
But the moonlight ride would have to wait.
For Jeff was half drunk by this time.
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble,
And heard, call an ambulance!
These kids are in trouble!
Voices she
heard...a few words at best.
But she knew there were two cars
involved in the wreck.
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive.
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad.
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head,
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead.
They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car!? "Jenny cried.
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."
Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done
I only wanted to have just one night of fun."
"Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim,
And wish I could return their families to them."
"Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.

Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.
But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes.
And a few moments later Jenny died.
A man asked the nurse,
"Why didn't you do your best?"
To bid that girl her one last request?"
She looked at the man with eyes so sad.
"Because the people in the other car
were her mom and dad."

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING


Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.


When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7. Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.


1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things.

Things you think people would know.

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".


You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
You played with Hotwheels cars as a kid
At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

2 for female, 17 for male. That's awesome :D


This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of shit!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (I know I sound stupid, but wth is STRAIGHT EDGE?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo/goth who hates the world.
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer.
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way too much money.
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep.
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money.
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling.
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt.
I like to eat at Subway, so I MUST be a fat person trying to lose weight.
I like the DARK so I MUST be a vampire.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I think I might have missed some things, but I'm not going to read that again X


Death Of An Innocent

I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom...
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?


The Stupid Test!

Directions: Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. If you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow.

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class.

( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

( ) You just laughed.

( ) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.

( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

( ) You use your fingers to do simple math.

( ) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

( ) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you.

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

Total : 26/38 For someone with such good grades, I am really stupid XD


Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each otherGuys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


Only in America (Actually I'm from Canada)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

I guess that just shows how much we think...


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you

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Mustang Eyes The Novel by The Narnian Phantom Stallion reviews
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True Meaning of Strength by LynMcCallum reviews
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Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
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Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
The dream of a lost girl by Angel4eva-15 reviews
Cammie's dad hurts her everyday so when she finally escapes to go and chase her dream of becoming a singer will she succeed? Who will she meet? Will old faces show up? Join Cammie in her new adventure!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,764 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011
Of Tales and Foes by WrittenCamera396 reviews
Cammie comes back after her few months away from Gallagher with info on the C.O.C. and a new boyfriend! What does Zach think? What dangers have caught up with her? And what dangers have yet to be faced? Read this if you have Only the Good Spy Young. Story used to be "Only Smart People Spy"
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Out of My Life by pinkpolkadots821 reviews
Cammie Morgan is a normal 17 year old girl. She meets a boy who has just moved to her town, Zach. Cammie forms a friendship with Zach, but it's a challenge when they both realize they have feelings for each other.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,604 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010
The Brotherhood of Ieoseph Cavan by Katherine Julia reviews
The Circle of Cavan was taken down by Joe Solomon and Matt Morgan two years ago. Now what happens when the GGs are introduced to the BBs, who are now ex-Circle members? Gallagher is going to Blackthorne for an exchange, and sparks are flying. HIATUS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,527 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Normal Life RELOADED by me.be.NELZ reviews
back for some trimester two fun.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,333 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010
Fish Tale by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU. Cammie was the kind of girl that could do no wrong and had an addiction to water.Zach was the new kid with a shady past determined to crack her and her innocence.She was perfect he was an ass, but she trusted him anyway. COMPLETE.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,459 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Liz S., Macey M. - Complete
Gossip Girl : The Gallagher Generation by Tunarh reviews
ZC:AU. Cammie Morgan has it all. The life any High Society Queen should have. Ruling the hallways of Gallagher Academy shouldn't be, and isn't a problem for Cammie, but when Zach Goode comes into the picture, there'd be...well, chaos. OOC
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,271 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Goode Truth by jgbbee reviews
Cammie, a producer, is forced to have Zach Goode, a vulgar and arrogant man that provides phenomenal ratings on her show. Cam hates Zach. He stands against everything she believes in; however, there's a thin line between love & hate. Rated T for language.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
What If It Happened? by killer-kelly420 reviews
Set 5 years after Only The Good Spy Young: Cammie's life was doing good or at least till someone from her past comes back who she hasnt seen in 5 years who has green eyes. Can she haddle it? Zammie in later chapters! B/G L/J M/D R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,392 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Unseen Future by 0ShatteredPenance0 reviews
What happens if Cammie grew up with her dad instead of her mom and doesn't know about their real lives until her dad goes MIA. She later goes to Blackthorne to reunite with her brother! Eventual Zammie! REAL CHAPTER 13 UP!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,328 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Unwanted by SomewhereElse31 reviews
Cammie ran away after junior year and has been hiding for 5 years since, but what happens when someone shows up in her comfortable hiding spot? Nothing is ever what it seems...Will she accomplish what she wanted to? Or get to live happily ever after?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,296 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Those Ugly Shoes by its.our.time.now reviews
When Cammie has to wear those ugly shoes to the gym they may just be the step she needs towards her own love story. DISCLAIMER: all rights to ally carter. all characters are normal. first fanfic.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
And Then My Luck Changed by cammiezach14 reviews
Cammie Morgan was a normal girl. Well, now she's not. She goes through alot at her new spy school, and encounters new problems. Bex Macey and Liz don't come in until way later. Josh and Dillon are going to be in this. NO DEEDEE! I love zach. Hate Josh.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,778 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Cammie's Song by 2goode4u reviews
EPIC SONGFIC. Cammie and Zach are best friends living next door to each other. Zach POV Review please.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
What Happens When You Fall Hard by DiVaGiRl13 reviews
Under MAJOR Revision. This story no longer reflects my personal writing style. Readers are advised to attempt to read at a later date.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,695 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Next To You by iwritee reviews
Cammie and Zach are childhood best friends. But the summer before Senior Year changes it all...whether they like it or not.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Making My Name by Caley3324 reviews
The daughter of Zach and Cammie and her love at Blackthorne. Better than it sounds. Promise.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,129 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Forbidden Plays by 0ShatteredPenance0 reviews
Cammie was to inherit the family business, so was Zach. They meet each other and instantly know there's a connection between them. The only problem is: Their families are sworn enemies. Based off of Romeo and Juliet. AU Zammie story.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,493 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Finding Answers by Hammsters reviews
Zach, Cammie, Bex, Grant, Macey, Nick, Liz and Jonas are all grown up and married. What happens when their gifted children don't know the truth about who they are? What happens when they want to know the truth? Rated T for Mikkie's potty mouth.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,025 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Silence by Dalikins reviews
Trevallyn and Wyldt have never had a good relationship but when Wyldt is attacked by one of Trevallyn's satellite cities the two are forced together in unimaginable ways. Joint effort with Carys Valerian. COMPLETE! Finished
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,717 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Zach POV of the DC Mission by MickyKat reviews
The title explains it all. Zach's POV of the events surrounding the D.C Mission
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,132 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Zach G.
Old Flames Rekindle by iluvwritingxoxo reviews
Cammie receives an invitation to Zach's wedding and attends. At the wedding, Zach realizes that he still have feelings for Cammie. Whilst Cammie is suspicious of Zach's fiancee. Will Zach return back to Cammie? And who really is Zach's fiancee?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,761 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Zach's Way of Things CMH in Zach's POV by DemiSpy reviews
CMH in Zach's POV... What was going through his mind? What we see in CMH is his mask... I wanna see under it. First Fic! R&R! Zammie will be mostly Zach's thoughts. I go straight by the book. Complete Jul.13.11 Edited version posted 8.11.11.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,485 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Unexpected Miracles: A twisted Cinderella story by jinxedblackbird reviews
Cammie's life was living hell with no one to save her. Until she meets Zach, a mysterious boy with many secrets. Secrets about Cammie,her father,and dangers that awaits her. Dangers Zach is involved in. But is it worth breaking both their hearts? RR
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Black, White, and Shades of Gray by 3v3ry6ody5 F00L reviews
Summary inside. AU. no spies. Cam's an orphan, gets adopted, this is her life.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Cammie M.
Our Secret by shadea3 reviews
Cammie and Zach are secretly dating. None of their friends know, but will they find out when Zach and Cammie act like a couple in public. Rated T for language.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Descendant of Heroes by Giola reviews
Many years have passed since the Kingdom of Tortall's golden years. Rulers have changed, alliances have been forged,wars come and gone. But now, on the brink of the largest war the kingdom has ever seen, one girl can change the outcome. Over 5000 reads!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,394 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Tortall, Alanna
The Pumpkin Patch by Ellen-Thalia reviews
Joe Solomon left my bedroom that night and I didn't see him again for ten years. By then I had forgotten who he was. Sweet one-shot about Cammie and Solomon. Friendship/Family. NO ROMANCE! That's just wrong.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Cammie M., Joe S. - Complete
The Perfect Little Spy Couple by Gallagirl15 reviews
What if Cammie and Zach grew up together as friends? What if Zach's parents and Cammie's dad was still alive? Written in Cammie's dad POV. Set when Cammie and Zach are twelve years old, and not at their schools yet. Zammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,706 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
It Felt Good on My Lips by Megan-Winter reviews
Zachary Goode, a young legend in the CIA, meets a girl at a local bar who catches his interest. The following day, Zach is assigned a mission that is full of surprises. Slight song-fic. DECLAIMED: Ally Carter and Tim McGraw owns rights.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Tangled Webs by unsheltered reviews
My version of CMH. First GG fanfic. Cammie isn't fully over Josh. Blackthorne is coming to Gallagher. Abby comes in the picture sooner than expected. Yes, I suck at writing summaries. Read and Review?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Cammie M.
Normal by katezzzz12 reviews
All normal not spies. Josh and Cammie broke up. Zach is there for Cammie, but... just as a friend. Will they ever be more than friends? Canon Pairings. Macey/ Dustin Rated T for language.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Saving Sisters by GallagherLovee reviews
My take on what SHOULD have happened in Love You/Kill You in the store with Anna. Because, we all need to be saved every once in a while. One-shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Cammie M., Anna F. - Complete
Until Next Time, Gallagher Girl by Katherine Julia reviews
C's bra is falling off and she escapes to the deserted hallway. Unfortunately, Z follows her there. But what happens next? Takes place in CMHAHTS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
What Foldable, Overhead Beds are Good For by Katherine Julia reviews
C and Z are hiding in the overhead bed in M's train compartment. But what exactly are they doing up there? Companion piece to 'Stolen Moments in Train Compartments.'
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
What She Didn't Plan by Katherine Julia reviews
She didn't plan on a lot of things, least of all forgiving him.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Stolen Moments in Train Compartments by Katherine Julia reviews
What exactly are Macey and Preston up to on the train in 'Don't Judge a Girl By Her Cover' Warning!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Macey M., Preston W. - Complete
You Like Me by That's Classified reviews
C:"You like me. You wouldn't waste time chasing a girl you didn't like. But that's where it ends." Kinda cute one-shot leading on from 'Only the Good Spy Young.'NOT A BREAKUP STORY! It ends differently than you think! Please R&R. Rated 'T' just in case.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Just a Game? by That's Classified reviews
C:"I'm done playing this game." Z:"Do you really think this is a game?" Kinda cute Zammie one-shot. Please R&R. ZAMMIE ALERT! Rated 'T' just in case. Thx.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
What you mean to me by AAJL reviews
"As she closed the journal, a piece of paper fell out from between the pages, folded in half. She bent down to pick it up, unfolded it and scanned her eyes over the title. 'Why I love Cameron Morgan.'." /One-shot./
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Incidents of Fatal Flirting by theycallherkaush reviews
"A smirk makes you seem badass." ; "But I thought women preferred men who have a nicely shaped gluteus maximus?"/ In which Zach teaches Jonas how to flirt. Fun-shot #3 split up. L/J, with a hint of J/Z and Z/M.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Jonas, Liz S.
Did I Mention I'm an Assassin? by Caley3324 reviews
Grant falling in love with a normal girl. Ally Carter owns the ideas of the Gallagher Girls series.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,324 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Grant - Complete
The Love of a Spy by The Weeping Rose reviews
Anna Goode learned the best from her parents. So when her school takes a visit to Blackthorne, the last thing she excepted was to fall in love with a boy who can't even remember her name.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,218 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
You've Got to be 'Kid'ding by Miss Charz reviews
What happens when Bex and Grant die suddenly, leaving the godparents of their daughter to raise her? Oh, and it doesn't help that they hate each other. Minor swearing.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
You learnsomething new everyday by vaaggllilac reviews
What happens if there is more then just Gallagher and Blackthorne, wht if theres another school for spys but this school is for Girls AND Boys... Meetthe kids from Westford Mount School For The Gifted. All those who have already replyed i need ur codenams
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010
Secrets Come Out by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
Zach used to be a playboy, but after a while, he decides to settle with Cammie, who has no idea about Zach's playboy past. But what happens when a little bit comes back? Will Zach and Cammie stay together? Or is this the end? Please review!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
When In Doubt, Spy It Out by Kelsey Goode reviews
After GG4. Cam returns and the Circle's still after her, but as she starts senior year she discovers her real bloodline, and makes numerous shocking discoveries. Who knew Cam wasn't an only child? And her Dad is nearby? T for cussing & fornication. Z/C.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,951 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Cammie M.
Zach vs Josh by akjupiter reviews
Cammie is out on her break when Zach and Josh get into a fight. Josh remembers everything and he is given two options: to either join Blackthorne or just forget everything that ever happened. What will he pick? Will Zammie survive? Final year of GG!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010
Secrets full of Love, Love full of Secrets by cherrypie34 reviews
The COC is after Cammie, she ends up hiding, but while she's there what does she find? Full of betrayal, revenge, and love :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Me, Myself, the Spy by loveisforfairytales reviews
A tragic event leaves Cammie heartbroken and distrustful. Set many years after all our favorite spies graduate back at Gallagher where Zach meets...Miranda Kaufman? Who's she? Please review! Constructive criticism appreciated.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,888 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Pause and Rewind by it's a placeholder reviews
She's stuck remembering her past. He's desperately trying to forget his. One faithful meeting between two strangers changes both their lives. "Because there's one thing I've learnt about life, it goes on." AU OOC. ON HIATUS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M.
The Discovery of Love by GallagherGirl202 reviews
When Cammie has a party Zach comes and they both find out how they feel and then it all began... credit for summary goes to PreppyEmoGirl, i can't do summaries
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Great Gallagher Heist by overachiever13 reviews
What happens when you have the Gallagher Girls, the Blackthorne Boys, a couple of proffesional teenage con artists, and a few twists? Well, you get this story. Better than the summary, I promise! Rated T for safety
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Cammie M., Katarina B./Kat
The Real Deal by Ellen-Thalia reviews
After GG2. Cammie comes home from nabraska early and is wandering around the mansion and going into Roseville now and then but when mr solomon gets a call that stops she must find out if she can make it when lives dependon her. Please R&R I LOVE REVIEWS!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,557 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Snow White and Rose Red: Soundtrack of Our Lives by Dalikins reviews
A modern retelling of the fairy tale Snow White and Red Rose. A joint effort story with Carys Valerian. Please read and review! Complete, Finished!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,593 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Unpredictable by it's a placeholder reviews
In that one moment, they weren't spies in training. They weren't Cameron Morgan and Zachary Goode, two kids with parents who were CIA royalty, they were just Zach and Cammie, a boy and a girl who were crazy for each other. One-Shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Secret by brooke.has.arrived reviews
FIRST EVER FANFIC! this is a page taken from zacks unreal journal... all belongs to the great Ally Carter!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Protect Her by pinkpolkadots821 reviews
Cammie and the others are sent on a mission to protect a girl, Courtney, who goes to a normal school. The spies must use their normal covers while watching over the girl to keep her safe, but who is she really? What will protecting her come to?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,899 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Reunion by Kelsey Goode reviews
A reunion. A one night stand. Where does that leave us in our twisted little tale? Who's that girl that seems to know Zach so well? And who's the traitor in our close-knit group of friends? What would you do to save the one you loved the most? A bit OOC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Watch out Blackthorne by SaLLy.RoCkS reviews
Cammie goes to Blackthorn for Winter break instead of going to London with Bex! I will add Zammie soon.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Press Play by Klavierliebe reviews
Zachary Goode plus one dead girl equals seven ink-black audiotapes, cold coffee, and a wild ride.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Normal is Overrated by hearts4ever reviews
Normal isn't everything but to Cammie Morgan, it seemed to be the life she has always wanted, but when one decision could change it all, will she be able to see what she wants has been in front of her the whole time? R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Super Spy by Queen lsabella reviews
Cammie has a super power that nobody knows about. Cammie is the only girl at blackthorne. Everyone thinks Cammie is dead but what happens when she comes back? Who does Cammie see making out with Zach? What happens when cammie has a bomb in her? R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Who I Really Am by Don'tstopDANCING reviews
The Blackthorne boys join schools with the Gallagher Academy. Three new students arrive, and Cammie's world unravels, what secrets are she hiding? After GG3. Zammie. Disclamer: I do not own Gallagher girls.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010
The Silver Butterfly by Igi reviews
Think an amalgamation of fairy-tale allusions, with a good dash of intrigue, romance, and swashbuckling. Also included: a tomboy princess, bandits, two handsome princes. Please R&R! *UPDATE* Considerable, humorous epilogue finished!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,304 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
When Evil Attacks by catchmewhenitfallsx3 reviews
Set 5 years after their graduation. What happens when Gallagher Academy is attacked and Cammie and her friends are told to return to fill in teaching positions that has been rendered empty due to the attack? What if a certain male is one of the subs?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Normal Life by me.be.NELZ reviews
Everyone's living the normal life. Cammie transfers and now what's the story?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,882 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Cammie M. - Complete
Darrow of Kyrria by Alira reviews
After years of separation Anna has decided to leave the safety of Avalon and travel back to Kyrria to find Darrow and Finn. But what will she find? Sequel to 'Anna of Frell'
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,787 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007
Saga of the Hearts by Gumdrop Boo - Ch4rms reviews
Ella had to deal with love, servitude, and fairies. What fairytale situations will her children, Darius, Elle, and Kellin have to face with Ella and Char out travelling so often? Perhaps swan maidens, beasts, and lots of...matresses?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,655 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/18/2006
SK8ER BOI by Gallagher Rose reviews
A song fic to Avril Lavigne's song SK8ER BOI. Slight M/Z but mostly Z/C. READ AND REVIEW PPL!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
She's the girl that everyone wants to be by Leoblonde reviews
A girl, Erin, goes to camp for three months, but it turns out the office spelled her name wrong, and she's now rooming in a cabin of five boys.
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,504 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Pretending is Our Game by dragmeout reviews
How hard can it be to infiltrate a spy school? Easy. But how HARD is it to be a boy when you're technically a part of the female population? Its time to try beating the boys in their own game, warning though! There's no boy-interpretation in spy manuals!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,345 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Kindergarten Cam by an inferiority complex reviews
What exactly happened when Cammie pulled the Wendelsky Maneuver on a civilian? Read and find out. One-shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Cammie M. - Complete
Roseville High by 123459789 reviews
It's been a year. What happens when Zach and the boys come back? What happens when they have a mission together? What happens when they have to go to Roseville High? First fanfic. Rated T cuz im cool like that. xD
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Not Just a Normal Girl Anymore by Future Mrs. Scorpious Malfoy reviews
Sequel to Just a Normal Girl. What happens when Cammie and her friends go to the real Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women? And finds out more about her parents pasts? Read and review to find out! A little OOC
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
A Beastly Second Chance by WanderingTeen reviews
A once-handsome man must learn a lesson of love and compassion. In this new world centered on electronics and beauty, will he be able to break the curse that holds him, or will he remain a beast forever? T for language and violence.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,797 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Just a Normal Girl by Future Mrs. Scorpious Malfoy reviews
What if Cammie and Zach weren’t spies? What if they went to the same school as Josh and Dee Dee? Would Cammie still date Zach? Read and Review please! All in Cammie’s POV. Oh, and this is after I’d Tell You I Love You, But Then I’d Have to Kill You.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,612 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Just As We Always Did by mistfallen reviews
Cammie and her friends are back for a new semester, and they soon meet up with old friends. However, it's a new mission - and this time, making mistakes could be fatal. Complete.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Stolen Heart by CArulez reviews
It's been a year since Cammie last saw Zach. She goes on a mission to save the teens of New York, and meets a few familiar figures of her past... Lots of drama. Zammie.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
The Mission by Kelsey Goode reviews
Sequel to "The Game." Zach and Cammie go on a life-changing mission. Can Zach protect Cammie? What's going to happen between Zach and Cammie? Who's that other guy, Derrik, and what is he up to? What are those chem geeks doing? What's up with the Blondies?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,436 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Silen Night by teardrop456 reviews
Silent Night, all is calm, all is right... nothing is right at the moment.With murders, kidnappings and vamp boys, whats a girl to do? Mel's life is about to change, not that it was normal in the first place, her being a Silen, modern day Sandman, and all
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,332 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Anna of Frell by Alira reviews
Anna was born a peasant, but raised as a nobleman's daughter. What happens when she meets the Prince of Kyrria? I'm not good with summaries, but please give it a chance!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,664 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
I Want To Go To An All Boy's School! by Miss Tuesday reviews
Kate's mom wants to send her to an all girls' catholic school, kate hates it. Kate decides a little change in plans is in order. COMPLETE! Thanks yall!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,025 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Raven in the Fog by KuraiShinzo reviews
Kalendrakk:Born evil, he has been wanted dead since he drew his first breath. Nearing his twentieth birthday, his only ambition is to kill. Alison Destra:Born into royalty, the Princess knows nothing of Kalendrakk..or what she has to do with his fate.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,268 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
A Happy Ending? by tickledblue reviews
Daria is a cold, bitter, and antisocial girl. But what happens when she unintentionally attracts a certain charming prince?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,873 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2004
Eleanor's Story by slam a revolving door reviews
Ella's mother never mentioned how close she was to Prince Jerrold. Perhaps it was something she was never very proud of. Or perhaps it was something she wanted to forget... for Daria's sake.[Epilogue up]
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Catch Me by EvenSong reviews
Complete! Elensar is a Princess who has been kidnapped by the dashing King of Delran, at the behest of her oldest sister, no less. Through her cynicism and dry wit, she tells her story, which is based off the Twelve Dancing Princess.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,823 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
Warrior Blood by tickledblue reviews
(after Fairy Blood) Tania has fled to Kyrria. She now works for a captain, disguised as a boy. And then comes that irritatingly charming Crown Prince.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,911 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
Fairy Blood by tickledblue reviews
It's not easy being part of a powerful and ancient race. It's not easy being hunted and killed repeatedly. And it's definitely not easy having an annoying (yet dashing) bodyguard. (complete)
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,031 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Anniya by Faeriegurl reviews
Summary: A half Elfin, half human girl is roped into a quest to save Kyrria from an evil Count with a handsome prince and a daring thief. Completed And more then a thousand reviews! :)
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 118,851 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 4/2/2001 - Complete
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For Family and Love reviews
During the second semester of her Sophomore year at the Gallagher Academy, Cammie meets a boy-a normal boy-named Zach. Complications occur, secrets come out, and she is torn between her family or love.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Because You're Worth It reviews
Sometime after GG5. Maybe some spoilers from it so up to you if you want to read. "Zach, you can't stop me. Everyone here..." I trailed off. "They're worth it." He stared at me. "You're worth it too. You just don't think you are. But I do." A bit of Angst
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Secrets of the Soul reviews
When Cammie moves to Roseville, she finds out that maybe, just maybe, love can last longer than a lifetime... Read and Review! No spies. Some mystery! I was formerly known as zammie4ever... XD
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,301 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Reading Cameron Ann Morgan: LYKY reviews
It's the day before school and Bex just found Cammie's CoveOps report. They begin to read. What happens when things get out of control? Rated T because I'm not sure how far this will go. R and R please! Has some Drama as well.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Cammie M.
You and Me reviews
A pessimistic Zach. "That's me. All alone by myself, forever." Some talk. "Catastrophe sounds an awful lot like castrate, which may happen to you if you continue with this life lesson." ZG CM Who wrote that? You'll find out later if you read and review
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
All to Myself reviews
One-shot song fic. ZXC. I'm no good with summaries, so please read to find out. Takes place after Zach asks Cammie to runaway with him. I think it's pretty good, but that's just me. The song is by my favourite band, Marianas Trench. Rated T for swearing.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete