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Whateva May Kaeria
November 12 2010- January 20 2013
A bright author, a free woman who isn't afraid to dream. The memories, reviews, threads and strong encouragement she had left with us will always bring smiles to our faces. She will forever bring smiles to our faces. Lest we forget.

Farewell, Carolina.

Hi! Welcome to my profile! This is pretty much where you can find info (Or intel, if you're a spy. *narrows eyes*) about me! As you know, my name is Popgum Nine. I'm commonly known as Pop among my friends. My FF birthday is on December 19, 2010.

Pardon? Did you say something?

Age? *glare* Rather stalker-ish of you. Between 0 and 969. Go on. *beam* Have a fun time guessing! *blank* What? I was trying to make it more fun for you. Anyway, as you may have guessed, I am female. I don't imagine a man being interested in naming their account popgum99, much less 'PrincessSparklyRainbowUnicornKitten'. Maybe, though, maybe.

Ah... So you're interested about my ethnicity? Well, I am a proud Filipino. Yes. I come from that country filled with beaches and bananas. Although, I currently am not living at Philippines. I live in Australia. *annoyed* Yes, yes, that country with kangaroos, a giant red rock and the big bridge.

I speak English, Filipino, and am currently taking/have taken French lessons.

Oh great, now you're interested in what I look like?! *annoyed sigh* Well, for one, I am a brunette, but my hair isn't that light-ish brown that resembles chocolate milk in a way. It's very dark. I am proud of being a brunette. My hair is a bit short, and my eyes are also a dark brown. Don't expect a very athletic frame. I'm... Average in weight, I guess, and a bit taller than average. Very average. Is that enough info (Or intel *narrows eyes*)?

glare* Oh are you that much of a stalker? You want to know where I got my education from? *sigh* No. I won't tell you. If it comes from writing, then, self-taught. I just read books, try and learn each author's writing style, and just search up tips, tricks and guides at the internet. Real life education? We'll just leave it at Hogwarts. I am also a Catholic.

Okay. *relaxed sigh* Are we going to move away from personal info, now, interviewer? Okay. That's cool. Ah... Quotes? Okay. That's fine.

“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.”

― Albert Einstein

“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.”
― Douglas Adams

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
― Terry Pratchett

“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
― Isaac Asimov

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“How very wet this water is.”
― L. Frank Baum

“Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.”
― Anonymous

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
― Albert Einstein

“If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music.”
― Albert Einstein

“You never fail until you stop trying.”
― Albert Einstein

“Creativity is intelligence having fun.”
― Albert Einstein

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
― Will Rogers

“Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all.”
― Emily Dickinson

“The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent.”
― Victor Hugo

“I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.”
― George Carlin

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
― George Carlin

“Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their cruelty. Because there is nothing worse than bitterness and vengeance... Always keep your dignity and be true to yourself.”
― Marjane Satrapi

“First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“It's kind of fun to do the impossible.”
― Walt Disney Company

“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.”
― C.S. Lewis

“Stories never really end...even if the books like to pretend they do. Stories always go on. They don't end on the last page, any more than they begin on the first page.”
― Cornelia Funke

“Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”
― H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“And in the end it is not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon

"Maybe I should've written it in Greek. They say Greek is the language of the bible.
God speaks English too!"- Sofia & Mareka, episode 1968, My Place (TV Show)

What was that? My favourite colour? Well, I'm really fond of blue, and purple. I like cheeseburgers, fries, cake (though I prefer other flavours more than chocolate), grapes, oranges and pepperoni (or cheese only) pizza! *grin* But I just loath sour stuff. Well, the too sour ones. I hate cordial, but I adore OJ, and coke. What I like to smell? Roast chicken just out of the oven smells very appealing to me. I prefer cold days over hot days. Also, cats are ADORABLE.

I like all kinds of music, so if you ever looked into my iPod, you'll see plenty of Indie Rock/Pop, some mainstream Pop, a bit of Rock, some Soul sprinkled around. A very varied playlist. I love Coldplay, and for some reason, I just LOVE British bands. In books, I love the fantasy or adventure genre. Not so much on the romance genre. *laugh* But seriously, one of my favourite series is, drum roll please, the Harry Potter series! One of my favourite movies include The Proposal, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (both halves). For shows, I like to watch 'How I Met Your Mother', and sometimes, 'The Big Bang Theory'. On another note, I think Neil Patrick Harris is awesome. In video games, to be honest, I don't own a lot. I pretty much gain my knowledge about the games by searching it up and watching LPs, but really, my favourite game is Super Mario Bros. 3! Old-school, baby! *laugh*

For sports, I like to play netball. *smile*


Team: Shenkuu

Best Yooyuball Match: Against Krawk Island. Score: 14-0. YEAH, YOU PIRATE BITCHES!!! Joking, joking. Oh gosh, the Krawk Island Scurvy Dogs will be after me. *blank*

Best Slushie Slinger Score: 643

Best Make Some Noise Score: 6,343

Best Shootout Showdown Score: 1,200

PM me if you have a higher score than that. :D I'm interested in people's scores. :D

My Pets

P.S: They are not their true colours. But hey, we could just leave it at that.

Krystaline Jane Nine- An Ice anthropomorphic Usul, with dark brown hair, light blue fur and blue eyes. A bit thinner than average and tall. Is a neatfreak, rather paranoid, and denial sometimes. A bad liar. Very motherly, loving and caring, but could be overprotective. Rather speedy. Birthday: May 26 AgeL:

Quote: "I want everything to be CRYSTAL clear!"- When Krystal gets her brother Randal to do his chores

She wears this. The clothes are on that page.

Kacheekersbeakers (Beaker):Is a Desert Kacheek. Beaker likes going to school and learns. She has a good attention and listening span but keeps talking. She likes to read a lot and goes on wikipedia often. Although she seems all sensible and posh, she likes to have a good laugh and often uses her imagination to make some crack--ups. The school side of me. Her real name is Eliana, but we all call her Eli. She only has the light brown fur and the short black silky bobcut. She also has jade green eyes. Full Name: Eliana Katherine Nine Lewis. Age: 16 Birthday: September 3


Good Traits: Intelligent, Hard-Working, Faithful, Obedient

Bad Traits: Talkative, Short-Tempered, 'Let's people step on her', thinks that her grades is her life

Weird Habit: When she's upset, she yanks her hair

Why the name?: Kacheekers because I first though of the game, and it suits her cuz she's a Kacheek. Beakers, because she LOVES science, so why not put Beakers in?

Why the colour?: Because when I think of the Ancient Egyptians, they're quite clever. They discovered one of the first lipsticks in the world, they're very resourceful and they had the Rosetta Stone. And so she is Desert.

She wears this.

Brynneth_Cree_Kougra (Cree): Is a Checkered Kougra. She's quite loyal, determined, a bit honest and a bit protective and carefree (in a good way). She's also be's herself. The upside of me. She has grey fur, shoulder-length black hair that's straight with yellow eyes. Full Name: Amalida Hope Nine Daniels. Age: 15 Birthday: January 14


Good Traits: Loyal, Honest, Protective, Carefree

Bad Traits: Oblivious, Sarcastic, Unfaithful, Naive

Weird Habit: When she lies, she laughs.

Why the name?: Brynn's name (I just made up the Cree cuz I like the name Cree) suits her personality. Brynn is a bit like that. Her real name is not Mindy, but is now Amalida, because she works very hard. But I call her Amy.

Why the colour?: Checkered. I'd be checkered if I was forced to be in a unique colour.

She wears this.

randal_octagonapus (Randal): Is an Island Korbat. The "boyish" side of me. Randal is determined and out-going. He loves to have a good crazy-time and will fight to the finish. He can somehow play the harp and fight well with a Bow and Arrow Full Name: Randal James Nine Octagonapus. Age: 14. Birthday: July 3


Good Traits: Determined, Out-going, Friendly, Protective

Bad Traits: Possesive, a bit arrogant, sometimes goes too overboard, Short-Tempered

Weird Habit: When he's sick, he always burps.

Why the name?: Because if Randal Octagonapus wasn't really all suspicious and is a detective and didn't find out he was the son of Dr. Octagonapus, I expect him to be all those things. He has long blonde hair with purple eyes (It is possible, they say).

Why the colour?: Because the yellow in the colour looks like blonde hair colour, like Randal Octagonapus's. And I think the Mystery Island look suits him because he's all "fight to the finish" and "go for the gold". A bit like a real Mystery Island tribe member that would do anything for it's clan.

He wears this.

Ze Other OC's

Faith: Full Name: Faith Claire Nine Bridget. She's a Gold Wocky (her bright colour would show up against her dark clothes). She's a Tomboy, and she doesn't like her jewellery much. She's a bit aggressive, strong, and willing (though she isn't a bully, she attacks if necessary), and she shows no mercy to her enemies. Though inside, sometimes she's a softie, and sometimes she has a soft spot for some people. She has straight platinum blonde hair (with a fringe on her left eye) ending at her shoulders and dark brown eyes.


She wears this.

Rosalba: Full Name: Rosalba Kaethe Nine Picasso. She's a Faerie Ixi, and she was named after some artists. She's in a Drama Club, and her clothing style is quite artistic and odd. She is artistic, creative and witty. As a Stage Actress, she is confident. Her nickname's Rosie. She's a kind girl, though if you insult her, you can make her angry real bad. She has blue wavy hair (with tassels at the front) ending mid-back and she has light blue eyes.


She wears this.

Akilah: Full Name: Akilah Momo Nine Sato. She's a Fire Eyrie. She's a bit of a nerd, but she's more of a geek gamer girl. She's a great tactician and strategy person, and she has a long attention span. She's very alert, energetic and agile. She's a nice girl, and she's quite bubbly. She has short curly red hair, and she has bright strawberry red eyes.


She wears this.

Tori: Full Name: Victoria Grace Nine Harrison. She's a Speckled Kyrii. She's a sporty girl, an athlete. She's very agile and strong. She's optimistic about things, and she never gives up. She's alert in her surroundings. She can also be a bit naive and possessive. She doesn't do bad in her grades, but in her free time, she plays a game of soccer etc. She also likes to dig in to Junk Food. She has straight green hair up in a ponytail with a fringe with a red tie and emerald eyes. Oh yeah, I changed her name to Tori. :)


She wears this.

Adira: Full Name: Adira Helena Nine Jacobs. She's a White Xweetok. She's rebellious. The reason is because she was bullied and she wants to get back at them. She's strong, but a bit stubborn. She's pessimistic, and loyal. She fights for others sometimes. She's also great friends with Faith. She's actually quite intelligent, and she fights with both brains and brawn. She knows how to fight with a sword, and she can actually farm. She enjoys Metal and Rock music, but once in a while she listens to some soft music. She's very opinionated and a bit blunt ("Well at least I said the truth." says Adira). She has short messy white hair with pink clip-on hair extensions on the front and ice blue eyes.


She wears this.

Blake: Full Name: Blakely Joyce Nine Stuart. She's a Shadow Shoyru. She's a bit of a Goth. She's the strong and silent type. She's good friends with Ella. She has very good grades, and she's an excellent player in Ice Hockey (though she doesn't play Ice Hockey). She's a very loyal person, and witty. She's also sarcastic. She enjoys Rock music. She isn't afraid to speak her mind. She has jet black hair that's usually up in a messy side bun and light blue eyes.


She wears this.

Ella: Full Name: Elenore Sarah Matthews. She's a Water Uni. She's an Artistic One, and she has some really great artistic skills. She's a very nice person, but she's a bit shy and let's people approach her. She's quite smart, but isn't a great sports player. She's good friends with Rosalba, Jenn and Blake. She's a bit witty, and she has a good sense of humour. She has light blue hair in an Audrey Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's style, and she has sea green eyes.


She wears this.

Jenny: Full Name: Jennifer Anne Knight. She's a Woodland Acara. She's a bit of an Emo, and she has nice drawing skills, and she's a good dancer and gymnast (but she doesn't show it). She's a very shy girl and often reads. She's a smart girl, and she has good stealth. She's a bit sarcastic, but often she's very quiet. She also has a husky voice. She has deep brown hair curled and ending mid-back, and she has leaf green eyes.


She wears this.

Tiffany: Full Name: Tiffany Alice Costa. Tiffany's a Chocolate Usul. She's a very girly girl, and isn't afraid to splurge her money. She's good friends with Delle. She has a short temper, and very bubbly and optimistic and cheerful. She has brown curly hair ending halfway her back, and she has honey-coloured eyes.


Melody: Full Name: Melodia Apollonia Angelopoulos (Oh yes, she is a Greek.). She's a Silver Gelert. Melody's a talented musician. She is a nice warm-hearted girl, and is quite humble and loyal. Melody has a big creativity, but is quite clumsy. She's good friends with Rosalba, Ella, Akilah and Eli. She has straight silver hair ending on her shoulders, and deep grey eyes.



Full Name Daniella Ann Park. Danielle's a Striped Bruce. A devious, evil little girl. She wants power. Lots of power. She has a bad habit of showing off and bragging (she can talk the talk but can't walk the talk). She doesn't think before she leaps. She's sarcastic, heavily sarcastic. She has some Demon Blood. She has pale, pale pink hair that's wavy and ending halfway her back, and light blue eyes.

Enid: Enidienne Camille Blythe. Enid's a Ghost Peophin. She is very serious and sensible. Has no sense of humour. And when she doesn't like you, she vacuums the life out of you, literally. She has this sense of inferiority. She has slate grey hair that's straight (ending mid-way) and floating in the air, ruby red eyes and she wears this golden war helmet.


Name: Emily (not my real name, but my DREAM name *dreamy sigh* In fact, I'm planning on making it my pseudonym)

Birthday: December 12 (WOOP WOOP!)

Birthplace: Manila... I think.

Current Location: Australia! No, I don't wrestle crocodiles and talk to kangaroos! Seriously! Stop stereotyping Australians! D:

Eye Color: Deep, subtle brown, that kinda looks like black but still brown

Hair Color: A nice dark chestnut

Height: Short. Very short. Just short. Actually I don't want to tell you. o_O

Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty. I catch with my left and throw with my right. And I write my left.

Your Heritage: *shrug* Spanish? American? European (I once saw a blonde strand on my hair)? Filipino (oh yes)?

The Shoes You Wore Today: ...Sneakers? Fuzzy bunny slippers?

Your Weakness: Cute adorable stuff, Mathematics, Stamina, Physical Strength, Practicality, Organisation...

Your Fears: I feel like an idiot by saying the dark. Also, I'm scared of quicksand, kidnappers, ghosts (DON'T DENY IT! D:), REALLY REALLY freaky horror movies...

Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust with lots of gooey gourmet cheese and pepperoni. *drool*

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'm not sure... To be more fit and healthy? *shrug* I want to learn fencing (impossible), Archery (I have tried archery, and it's very fun... and hard) and swim much more better this year.

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't chat on messengers, but probably: Hehehe

Thoughts First Waking Up: Can't I just sleep some more? Good lawd, I want to take a long nap. *groan*

Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes...? Weight? Hair? Honestly, I don't think I'm pretty... :

Your Bedtime: 11pm-2am? Average is 1 am-12. Good lawd, I have friends who sleep at 8! D:

Your Most Missed Memory: Childhood, when my family's all together and we were all a happy family, no problems going on, when everything was (sort of) perfect... *tear*

Pepsi or Coke: Both. Honestly, what's the difference? o_O

McDonalds or Burger King: I don't like those two (Chowking and KFC FTW!), but I like McDonalds best. Even if I like the Burger King song (DING! Fries are done! DING! Fries are done! I work at Burger King...) Remember peeps! McDonalds has the hashbrowns! I agree with Kyanite Archer!

Single or Group Dates: Group

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NESTEA FTW SUCKAZ!

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla... FOREVER... But I heard there was beaver ass in it. D:

Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino! :D Espresso, at best. Or hot chocolate.

Do you Smoke: Can’t, and I'll never will. D: Change your mind. Now.

Do you Swear: A lot. Mentally. If I have to let it out, I just put asterisks. "Holy Zelda!" "Holy mother of Link!" "What a Ganondorf." "Great Notch!"

Do you Sing: When I feel random, out loud. But really, I have a soft voice, so not loud. I can shout/sing.

Do you Shower Daily: Yes. It is an important step in hygiene (forget about the public showers. Somebody could've peed on the floor! D:)!I take a bath/shower everyday, in the morning or afternoon, and if I'm lucky, a warm bubble bath on a cold evening with candles and flowers and such. *dreamy sigh*

Have you Been in Love: No. Maybe. Probably. There's a chance... Yes. I have. Couple of times. (There's these TWO really cute guys in a grade above me. And there's this cute guy that I hang out with and do random stuff with all the time, but I was too late and then he actually left school. Karma...?) Yesh, I do have a crush on a fiction character. *nod*

Do you want to go to College: HELL YES! I want to go to the University of New South Wales.

Do you want to get Married: Actually, yes. Later on in life. I've always wanted kids (I want 2 kids, a boy and girl preferably, named Chelsea and Ben.). And the white picket fence, except I'll paint it silver. :P Screw that idea, I just want a nice family when I grow up!

Do you believe in yourself: Nope. I have a low self-esteem. A ridiculously low self-esteem. I feel ashamed. *head hanging in shame*

Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes. In cars only. Well, I can always hold it. And I always get dizzy on an airplane.

Do you think you are Attractive: No. I think I'm ugly. So much for that wanted future. *points up at 3 questions ago*

Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes. I don't do diets, but I want a healthy lifestyle and plenty of exercise.

Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time, sometimes I argue.

Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep. ALL HAIL ZEUS!

Do you play an Instrument: Yes. I play the piano, the recorder (a bit), the drums (a bit), the triangle (not passionate about it), the maracas (not passionate about it) and I can sing (a bit. I cannot do high notes and falsettos). Our school has some really cool Music classes. :D

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No (I can't). I don't like (well, let's just say HATE) alcohol. If I drink, I'll become some crazy drunk idiot. I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE! D:

In the past month have you Smoked: I'll tell ya what, I'll NEVER SMOKE. I don't WANT to! I'm just going to hurt the world and suffocate innocent people!

In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, and I can't, and I never will.

In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, cuz nobody asks me out. TT.TT

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes... Yesterday? A few weeks ago?

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a box, but I eat them at school.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. Actually yes. Tuna and Avocado.

In the past month have you been on Stage: No. But I've actually performed in this inter-school variety show, and I've performed a couple of plays.

In the past month have you been Dumped: No. The truth is I haven't actually had a relationship. Artemis must like me so much. *waves at moon*

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: *puzzled* What the hell is a Skinny Dipping-OH HELL NO! *shocked*

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. I'm trying to steal my sister's iPod touch though. *shifty eyes*

Ever been Drunk: No, because I don't drink.

Ever been called a Tease: Tease? No way. Never. Never in my life has someone called me a Tease.

Ever been Beaten up: Sometimes, but a little. I wrestle with my sister all the time. I have a couple of bruises. I got this one that turned green when me and my sister wrestled last time. It's gone.

Ever Shoplifted: No. Cuz I don't want to.

How do you want to Die: Natural causes. Dying with my own secrets.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Author, a Dolphin Trainer, a Vet, a book reviewer (and maybe someone who fixes up the bestseller list) for the New York Times... A psychologist?

What country would you most like to Visit: Japan. Yes. Japan.

In a Boy/Girl…

Favourite Eye Color: This really charming forest green.

Favourite Hair Color: This nice deep, but light brown.

Short or Long Hair: Short messy hair.

Height: Taller than me. Just a couple of inches.

Weight: Normal. Fit and healthy.


Best Clothing Style: Anything. Personally, I like Tomboy style.

Number of Drugs I have taken: 0

Number of CDs I own: *shrug* Above 10? 5?

Number of Piercings: Earrings count? 2 then.

Number of Tattoos: 0

Number of things in my Past I Regret: Millions.

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:

FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin,

Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw,

Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff,

Kataang2- Gryffindor,

MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor,

AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),


Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!),

Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!),

PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!),

Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw,

ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin,

voldyismyfather - slytherin

DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win!,

IwannabeAnnabeth-Ravenclaw all the way!,

The Epic Thunder Ravenclaw (only the smartest know that Z comes before A in the letter circle ;))

Meh111 Slytherin Pride!


HarryPotterEncyclopedia24-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw

Kyanite Archer- Ravenclaw, because we rock


The Insanity Test (bold is for yes)

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
You just sang them to make sure.
You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling

You have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
The word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means.

You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Grand total: 20

Now divide that by 38 and times by 100.

My score: 52.63% insane


1, What color is your toothbrush?

Sea Green and white. Gotta remind mahself of the ocean. *dreamy face*

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Quinn (not her real name!).

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Eating breakfast.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Mixing some fondant for my mom's cake. I was trying to make purple fondant by mixing pink and blue fondant together. Mission complete. :D

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Snickers. "You're not you when you're hungry." *wink*

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Never in my life. And I will never go to a strip club.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?


8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookies & Cream. :) If not available, coffee.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?


10, Do you like your wallet?

I guess so... Nothing bad with a bit of classic black leather, right?

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Spaghetti Bolognaise with Meatballs and Four-Cheese Woodfire Pizza.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope. Not yet, so far. My mom's planning to go to the mall with me to watch the Hunger Games and buy myself a shirt or something.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

The London Olympic Trials at Adelaide. Twas on TV. :D

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Cheese. :D

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?


16, Ever go camping?

Yep. First time was a school camping trip up the north. Second one was in my paternal grandparent's frontyard (There was a fence and a gate, so we were all safe :P) with my cousin and my sister.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

No. Partly because my mom wouldn't let me open these really nice gummy version ones, partly because I lack motivation and I don't want to be late for school. :P

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Most Sundays. We don't go to church if my mom's too busy, or if it's just because of the weather.

19, Do you have a tan?

Grew up with it. Mah tan was natural. *beam of pride*

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

OH YEAH! I like spring rolls with sweet and sour sauce, dumplings, red pork, peking duck, that egg soup, chopsuey... Oh I could go on. :D

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No, but I had to in this party a couple of years ago.

22, What did your last text message say?

"Walking home. Why?"

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Wake up. Watch some TV. Clean myself up in the bathroom. Eat breakfast. Watch more TV. Brush my teeth. Read a book. Play some games on the computer. Eat lunch. Watch TV. Go on the Computer. Rest on my bed. Read for a while. Have dinner. Clean the table. Watch TV. Eat some chocolate. Do a quick check on the computer. Shut it down. Watch TV. Clean myself up in the bathroom. Read for a while. Sleep. The usual weekend timetable. :P

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Three throw pillows, a green fleece blanket, a pouch that has the remotes in, a blank white wall, a bit of the blinds of the window, the TV, an arm of our bright red sofa...

26, What color is your watch?

Rainbow and orange (for the arms). A Swatch watch, I think.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The national animals (Like the Kangaroo and Platypus), sunshine, and our house.

28, What is your birthstone?

Turquoise. Or Blue Topaz, in some websites.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

...Both. :P

30, What is your favorite number?

12. It sounds nice. 12.

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom.

32, Any plans today?

Nope. :D *laze around*

33, How many states have you lived in?

I don't live in America. But I have only lived in one state in Australia, and one state in the Philippines (The word 'state' isn't really used. More of 'region').

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

These two jerks in my class.

35, Last song listened to?

'Barbie Girl' by Aqua. It was playing really loud in this random classroom in my school.

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

I am pathetic at it.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope. My family doesn't trust maids and babysitters. *murderous look*

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My pink Chuck Taylor's that are high-cut. Converse, baby! Oh, you mean all the time? My navy blue peep toe espadrilles with these cute bows on the front. :D

39, Are you jealous of anyone?


40, Is anyone jealous of you?


41, Do you love anyone?

nod* I care for people. That counts as love right?

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Nope... As far as I know. *mystery music*

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes. That liar. That cheater. Making her 'friends' do her silly little work for her while she doesn't do theirs. I'll pin her down one day. I WILL pin her down. I must avenge Quinn's (not her real name) hard work. *slam fist on table* I MUST DEFEAT HER! *rage*

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Not really.

46, What color is your car?

I don't own and have a car, but I wish I do. I want it to be silver! :D

47, Do you like cats?

nod excitedly* They're very cute! WARRIOR CATS FTW!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yeppers. I'm thinking about that liar.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No. I've never heard of it.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I don't have a scar.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Dunno, probably)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Maybe...)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Well, I'm planning to)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Uh...)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (*Smirks* Sometimes...)

Everything reminds you of the book. (Not that much sometimes.)

You quote random lines all the time. (not really)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Sometimes... like getting a yankees cap and turning invisible...)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (In my head)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Nope)

You've got a book memorized. (Eh?)

You've read a book more than five times. (What do you think? Of COURSE I have!)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (*shrug*)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Nope.)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Nuh-uh. Percy's kinda cute though)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (eh?)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Maybe...)

Your idol is a character from a book. (Maybe... Maybe not...)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile

eliforp ruoy ni nisiht etsap dna ypoc, siht daer ot woh tuo derugif ot hguone trams era uoy fI

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1. Popgum
2. Dawn
3. My real name

1. Popgum99
2. flightofdawn99
3. Ariallinna (xD Sister's really old Club Penguin account.)

1. Run to the Laundry Room.
2. Watch a movie called 'Thelma'
3. Roll around the couch.

1. Size.
2. Height.
3. I don't have a very good one, but I do appreciate my brain.

1. Lack of self-confidence.
2. My shyness.
3. Procrastinating.

1. Filipino.
2. Spanish.
3. I don't know.

1. Spiders.
2. Clowns.
3. Dolls.

1. A purple long-sleeved Spongebob nightdress.
2. Undergarments.
3. ...

1. Book.
2. Cellphone.
3. 'Emergency' money.

1. Laptop.
2. ...Book.
3. Food?

1. Coldplay
2. The Magic Numbers
3. ...The Beatles?

1. Writing stories.
2. Reading stories.
3. Watching hilarious YouTube videos.

1. Fireflies by Owl City
2. ...Nyan Cat.
3. Viva la Vida by Coldplay.

1. The Legend of Zelda games (preferably Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess).
2. Bungee Jumping.
3. Watch the whole Star Wars series.

1. My klutziness.
2. Things that I said to people who I wouldn't want to mess with.
3. Kicking an AFL ball in front of the whole class.

1. Trust.
2. Honesty.
3. Understanding.

1. ...
2. ...
3. ...

1. My favourite number is 12.
2. This statement is false.
3. I like dumplings.
4. Paradoxes are logical statements.

1. Eyes
2. Hair
3. Arms.

1. Jump off a really high cliff.
2. Suicide.
3. Whistle.

1. My grandma.
2. Friends.
3. My grandma's meals she'd always cook.

1. Jetpack.
2. Lightsaber.
3. Nerf gun.

1. Genes.
2. My friend Quinn.
3. My friend Quinn's internet suggestions.

1. Reading and Writing and Sleeping.
2. Watching YouTube videos.
3. Canoeing.

1. Sleep.
2. Eat jacket potatoes.
3. Go to Misibis Bay, Patong Beach (At Phuket) and Bella Rocca (Manila).

1. Author.
2. Secret Agent.
3. Teacher.

1. Japan
2. USA (I've always wanted to go to California and New York)
3. France

1. Spongebob
2. Minnie Mouse
3. Bea

1. Write a popular series.
2. Sky Diving and Snorkelling.
3. Have a family.

1. FIRST NAME: Emily (Let's call myself that)

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I'm not sure... Ancestor?

3. SIBLING NAMES: Phoebe (Let's call her that)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Yesterday.



7. KIDS? Not yet, but I'd like to have kids.


9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No. I want a scrapbook so I can put down pictures of memories, and a sketchbook (with no line paper) so I can draw my ideas for stories and scribble down extracts.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Of course I do. It's essential.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes. I'll never let those evil creepy doctors take 'em away.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yes, assuring it has high safety standards.


14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? *cheeky smile* Sometimes...

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No. I'm weak. Physically weak. Mentally strong and faithful.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla, Cookies and Cream, Salted Caramel (Gelato), Coffee...

17. SHOE SIZE? Can't tell you that. My feet are big though.

18. RED OR PINK? Pink. More feminine than red. :)

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Lots. The fact that I'm a total klutz, I'm a big bossy person, I can be a pessimistic...

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? ...The family members I have in the Philippines, especially my Grandma. I'm one day closer to seeing you up there, Grandma. "You never miss the water till the well runs dry"

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Of course. I'd love everybody to do it. :D

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Light green pajamas with nightcap-wearing bears and ducks, no shoes, but deep grey fluffy socks (holy cow, their so warm *dreamy sigh*).

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Chinese food? Vegetables with this sauce and pork/beef things.

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A Jeep commercial, the Biggest Loser.


26. FAVORITE SMELL? Vanilla, Roasted Chicken, PINK Victoria's Secret perfume


28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? If they're really the right one for me, and if they're worth.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Nobody sent me this. I copied it off Whateva876.

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Sweetened Lemon Iced Tea. Nestea preferably.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Field Hockey.

32. EYE COLOR? Deep, deep, subtle brown.

33. HAT SIZE? ...What? Idk.


35. FAVORITE FOOD? Woodfire pizza, Hot Dogs, Steak, French Fries, Cheeseburgers, Chicken Satay, Kare-Kare, Egg Soup, Salmon, Ice Cream, Chocolate Mousse, Halo Halo, Pears and Cheese etc.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? A scary movie with a happy ending. Much better that way. :D


38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My pink converse hi-tops. :D

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. I like it when it's cold. :D

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Both. :P

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Salted Pecan and Banana Tart from Becasse bakery. :d

I am the one who sits in the corner because nobody will be my friend.

I am the one who eats lunch alone and talks to herself the whole time.

I am the one who gets kicked during recess and insulted during class.

I am the one who is the butt of the class clowns jokes.

I am the one who smiles the whole time just waiting for it to be through.

I am the one who lies in her bed and cries herself to sleep.

Copy and post this into your profile and add your name if you want to stop school bullying: LightningStar 0.o, Whateva876, Popgum99

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Loststream, WolfPrincessGirl , Popgum99

Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.

Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe.

Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.

Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams.

A writer is a person who wishes.

A writer is a person who escapes.

A writer is a person who lives.

A writer is a person who is not afraid.

A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses.

A person who believes.

A person who understands.

A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible.

I wish for a world where war is just a myth.

I escape into a world where I can predict the future.

I live in a world of joy and mystery.

I am not afraid of the world I create.

I strive in the world where others give up.

I express myself in ways others dare not try.

I believe in things others are too afraid to trust.

I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot.

I know, in ways that others deny.




Kyanite Archer


If you are a writer, and believe in these, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your pen name underneath "Signed,

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, xRiverbreezex, Fictionlover14, Saffire55, Kitten Fairy, Countdown to the End of Time, WolfPrincessGirl, Popgum99

(When you look in that description, That's a perfect way to describe me. I'm weird)

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

i am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone-Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, iggy-is-my-imprint, ImDaMnShOrTaNdPrOuD, HunterofArtemis1136, Thalia the Huntress, Kittycat32, Popgum99

Girls start dieting as early as eight years old because they don't like the way they look. Girls have been talking about committing sucide when they're in fourth grade because they feel insecure. This needs to stop. If you have ever felt this way , just remember that you are beautiful and someday that special person will come and sweep you off your feet. Repost this on your profile to help get the word out and add your name to the list, so that maybe one day, someone will come across this and read it and see how many people care about their life. Charn14, Tabyylynn, Whateva876,Popgum99,

People say brunettes are boring. Brunettes will rule the world some day. (This is actually true. Brunette is a dominant gene) If you are brunette, proud to be so and not at all boring, copy, paste and add your name: McFlyFan101, ronandhermioneareforever, Whateva876 , Popgum99

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." Repost this is you truly believe in God... P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of you will who read this will not repost this

List of Stereotypes (Popgum Note: The ones I am are in bold)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (What is an atheist?)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (waiting for the right one)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I DON'T CRY so i MUST have no emotions.
I'm a VIOLIST, so I MUST never reach my fourth finger high enough.


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My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 4768 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Desert's Ruin or The Brightvale Plot by Echos in my head reviews
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Pirates of Neopia: Curse of Maraqua by Echos in my head reviews
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Just Another Stupid Adventure by Echos in my head reviews
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Whispering Secrets by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
110 years ago the great prophecy was given. 115 years ago a favored son of Poseidon was born. 100 years ago he disappeared. Now 100 years later a new generation is getting ready to fight. But when a new camper shows up, everyone is wondering, who is he?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,108 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
A Guide to Not Making Your Tribute Suck by FoalyWinsForever reviews
In which Deyna Balthazar has several conniptions. The first and worst, as far as I know. Very old and in need of a rewrite, but left up for posterity or something.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
Falling by AmethystWren reviews
Sequel to Running. Haymitch won the Quell but he's a long way from safe, and in a matter of weeks all he holds dear will be lost forever. Meanwhile, Macy Donner and Anise are having trouble adapting to life without Maysilee. And as always, girls are fawning over Rye Mellark, but he only has eyes for one. The problem is, she's not Katniss; she'll choose the hunter from the Seam.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Haymitch A., Mrs. E., Mr. Mellark, Mrs. U
The Fun Of It by AmethystWren reviews
Gavroche gets an unwitting Eponine to prank one Marius Pontmercy. She vows revenge. A prank war ensues between two siblings who, whether or not they care to admit it, think very much along the same lines. Whether they're working together or set firmly against each-other, one thing's for sure; this won't be cooling down any time soon. Gradually growing more and more AU...
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Eponine, Gavroche
Oh, Felix by InternMaureenFromNightVale reviews
We all know Felix is just a crazy kid. Anybody who's ever spent time around little kids know just what kind of things they get up to. This is a collection of oneshots about how much trouble Felix gets into. Not really huge spoilers for anything. Based off of Oh, Nico, by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar. Co-written with CandyCat. Read on for a good laugh!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013
The Continuing Adventures of Brynn and Hanso by Star-Speckled Dragon reviews
A oneshot series following the antics of Faerieland's most famous duo. Sometimes just friendly, sometimes romantic; more details inside. Current story: Chance and Fate (Part 2)
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012
Brynn's Diary: Rewrite by AmethystWren reviews
Captain Brynneth of the Brightvale Guard. One day, it will be a name recognised all across Neopia as that of a brave heroine. For now, it's just the dream of a little kougra. Starts with Brynn's first week in the Guard, when she's seven, and will progress until she's eighteen. Re-write of Brynn's Diary.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013
The Star of Paradise by parodyham reviews
The life of a thief is hard. There is little to eat and few who have respect for their craft. Often shut from society, they fend for themselves, barely scraping by. ...but at the most critical points in their lives, even the most insignificant seeming actions can make all the difference. My first ever fanfiction and a one shot.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Contemplation by EnglishGleek reviews
It's the Games and Capitol which are corrupt, not the tributes and their allies. A collection of poems of characters' POVs in The Hunger Games. 1) You Don't Own me - Peeta 2) Still Free - Rue. 3) Just One Little Secret - Finnick.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013
March 25th by WithPaperAndPen reviews
Carter discovers Zia's long-lost birth-date and decides to throw her a party. One-shot; short and sweet. Part of my Birthaversary countdown, which you can read about on my profile. Hope you enjoy! :)
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
The Child of Altador by Kessie-Louise reviews
What if Altador had a daughter with him when he set out to find the Twelve Heroes? From the same writer of 'Outside In' comes a new story of a great love between father and daughter, the founding and growth of a beautiful and memorable city, the Darkest Faerie's betrayal, and a broken spell to reunite a bond sacred to nature. Story finished, please read and review!
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Darkest Faerie, OC - Complete
Recipe for Disaster by GoldFountain reviews
Peach, Zelda, and Samus. One loves to cook, one loves to learn, and one loves to eat. This seems like a friendly equation, but stuff them into the same room, and disaster results! A series of one-shots involving one, two, or three women in a kitchen.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Peach, Samus A.
Knock, Knock by bubbly chick reviews
Knock, Knock After losing a bet to Connor, Travis must go cabin to cabin, and entertain the leader with a strange fact that relates to each cabin.Also while wearing a costume of Connor's choice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Travis S.
Not My Catnip by AmethystWren reviews
One-shot. "I watched as they gave each-other a fleeting look, filled with emotions; happiness, love. All I could think was 'she never looked at me like that'. And it stung like crazy." Katniss and Peeta's wedding through the eyes of Gale Hawthorne. Katniss/Peeta with some one-sided Gale/Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Epic Battle Fantasy: To Care by Jade-the-X9ian reviews
CH1: Matt; Traveling; Caring. CH2: Lance; Humanity; Learning. CH3: Natalie; Love; Forgiving. CH4: Phyrnna; Memories; Remembering. CH5: Lazarus; Vengence; Seeking.
Epic Battle Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Matt R.
Where the Heart Is by Kirmon64 reviews
It's a good thing that 'home', for her, is more a set of conditions rather than than a single place. [Sela/Striker]
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Then and Now by Echos in my head reviews
Clove doesn't die right away after Thresh hits her with a rock. She still has time to think everything over. Contains very minor violent imagery.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Miss Trinket by Skye Maxwell reviews
Effie Trinket is an eclectic math teacher who cares about her appearance more than anything but puts her job enriching the lives of students at a close second. One-shot. AU. Culminates in a joke that's so not funny, you might laugh anyways.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Effie T. - Complete
While Trying to Save Neopia by Raye of the Sunshine reviews
Rating just in case. Roberta is badly injured by the Black Knight, and Tor sets out to cure her. Can he do it in time? And just what do they feel for each other anyway?
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011
PJO Couples on Crack by bubbly chick reviews
Hipster couples. Couples you've never heard of. 'Heartwarming' moments between PJO couples that would never last and hopefully won't happen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
Real by Infamousplot reviews
You humans are all the same. You come in acting like you love us, but honestly, you don't. We're nothing but pixels, little virtual pets for you to play with. We don't feel anything. I'm not even mad at you, because I'm not REAL. -Cynical take on Neopets.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
Memories by Gilly Jill reviews
I take on an 100 theme challenge, Brynnso Style. Prepare to laugh, cry, and "Daww" through 100 Brynnso drabbles, all written by me! What have I gotten myself into...? Rated T for Safe
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011
Big Three Kids by Cloud1174196 reviews
This Percy Jackson like you have never seen it. What if Percy Thalia, and Nico were all the same age also what if the Prophecy was completed sixty years ago. What would Percy's, Thalia's, and Nico's lives be like Totally alternate universe many changes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Dark Fall by ATGS reviews
The Tipton Hotel was once the site of the largest missing persons case in recorded history and has been abandoned ever since. And when Cody Martin arrives to search for his missing brother, he finds himself in danger as well...
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,970 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Flavors by bubbly chick reviews
Every cabin girl has one. Travis would know obviously.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
Chase the Morning by usulblue444 reviews
One-shot centering on how Roxton Colchester the Third became the explorer he is today. Featured in the Neopian Times.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
Fall Down to Me by Sanity Optional reviews
"WHAT!" I yelled at him, he cringed, and what he said next nearly made my heart stop. "Xandra's back," Suspense/Adventure Multi Chapter. Takes place after the Faerie Ruins' Plot.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011
A New Life by Phoenix Firewing reviews
A story following the journey of SpiceFlyer the Uni as she leaves the pound behind to start a new chapter in her life with a new owner while also facing the challenges of Neoschool.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
Xana and the All Star League by drumhero325 reviews
Xana DiLanche, goalkeeper for Team Shenkuu, is happy for the Altador Cup to finally be over when she receives a mysterious letter to partake in the All Star Tournament at Virtupets. The only problem is, she's never even heard of such a thing before! :o
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011
I Am by Kirmon64 reviews
Antola Maeir knows something is different about her. Or should that be him?
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2011
To Run Free by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
An extra what happens inbetween for "Stone" and "Amidst the Winter Snow." Hanso has found himself in Anya's world, where neopets do not exist. When he runs away, he falls into the hands of two hunters. Read author's note.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010
I's Got a Friend by Gilly Jill reviews
When a white grundo named iSLAVEcya falls from the sky, two families' lives are changed forever as they go on a quest to stop the evil doctor Sloth's plan! Sorry about the awful summary! Written by me and my friend Caroline!
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011
Daydreams by Hope the Ghost Writer reviews
Brynnso songfic. owo Brynn is sitting in the newly-renovated parlor of Fyora's castle, daydreaming about a relationship with Hanso when she should be protecting the fallen castle. Takes place between the last chapter of plot and the epilogue.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Destiny by Figurly reviews
Another Brynnso story.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Why Papa? by XoXMariah n' SieoreXoX reviews
Gwen's life was perfect until one tragic accident that changed her, her father, her life. Her father is abusive, and her and her brother, Alex, are scared for their lives...what'll happen to them? Gwens POV
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Gwen - Complete
Under the Weather by 101Obsessions reviews
Cylara and her family decide to take Gorix with them on holiday - and the Grundo discovers weather for the first time! Pairings: Mild Gorix/Cylara. Complete!
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Performance by nyahchatnoir reviews
Marceline invites Finn and Jake to see her perform at a club. There, both human and vampire come to a weird realization. A little bit of Finn/Bubblegum, but mostly Finn/Marceline. Enjoy!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
The Faeries' Ruin SPOOF by Return Of Itsy reviews
Who is this mysterious rogue Hanso? What does he know? Why is Jazan's eyeliner still sexy after all these years? And just WHO is responsible for the faeries turned to stone! I don't know, but here's a spoof.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Outside In by Kessie-Louise reviews
Ree hardly cared for the pixels on her screen called Neopets. Until a trip to Neopets HQ transports her to Meridell, that changed her view on everything.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
How Not to Make a Tribute by dimitrisgirl18 reviews
How to not make your tribute suck, learned by reading about "Personality Traits...Not Just Sentences Anymore", "Grammar Nazis", "Is Every Tribute a Freaking Orphan?" and "Is It Just Me, or does Every Single Person in Panem Look Weird?"*credit to Foaly* :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
A loveless King! by PhantomWolfies reviews
King Altador always thought he would've lived alone for his whole life until he met a certain speckled Xweetok... I'm not that great with summary's but this is my first Xandra/Altador fanfic! Hope you enjoy!
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
The Humiliation of Snake by fleurdefeu reviews
In which Snake gets BLATANTLY rejected. One-shot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Solid Snake, Samus A. - Complete
Secret Scarab by 101Obsessions reviews
Plot Crossover! The Cybunny Scout's latest mission sends her to Neopia, where she finds someone surprisingly like her... Scout/Tomos, with a hint of Tomos/Nabile.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010
Kisses and Hugs by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
SSB edition of the 100 themes challenge. A collection of 15 drabbles and oneshots of PitxZelda, IkexPeach, SnakexSamus and LucasxNana. Rated T for certain themes and swearing. Final Theme: Drink -PeachxIke- NOW COMPLETE! FINALLY!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Ike, Peach - Complete
The Godly Guide to Writing Fanfiction by storm-brain reviews
In which Aish Sheva, Zoe Nightshade, Theia47 and storm-brain go interview the gods about writing tips. Features Apollo on characters, Athena on plot, Ares on cliches, Aphrodite and Artemis debating the use or romance, and more. **needs rewrite**
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Apollo, Athena
Born to Kill by This One is Dead reviews
SnakeSamus: It surprised him at how everyone could so easily take their minds off something like saving their world from impending doom, and take a vacation. Then again, they probably didn’t have to suffer the trauma he did.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Close Encounters by Lady Chitose reviews
Based on that one codec call in which Snake thinks he can catch Samus. And with a box. Genius, right? :Snake x Samus crack :
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Solid Snake, Samus A. - Complete
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Sounds Like Madness reviews
Kidnapping. Illusion. Maybe even death, along with those other tenebrious things. All of this can be seen as normal in another world, but in reality, it all sounds like madness. Formerly called 'Those Moments Between Us'. Written with Echos in my Head, Amethyst3232 and Whateva876. T for some language, and violence. May also include disturbing content.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,066 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012
A Story Starring YOU Might reviews
A form where hopefully some authors are interested. For 'When Two Worlds Collide', might be sequel for TMBU. Sort of AU Story. Please read if interested. WARNING: Long. T in case.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012
The Mockingjay's Mischief: Song Spoofs reviews
OH NOEZ! The Mockingjay messed up 2012's music and made it all Panem-styled! Enjoy all these hopefully funny song spoofs! T cuz I'm paranoid.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
ToW SPooF: Gilly Potter and the Haunted Hallows reviews
I present you ToW SPooF! 3rd SPooF in the series. Deep in the forest, where rainbows and unicorns can be found, is Sophie Weasley, Bruno Weasley and Gilly Potter... IS CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN INTO PROPER STYLE. T for some language.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,294 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011
TFR SPooF 3: The New Past reviews
First story anniversary! Rewritten first story!
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011
TFR SPooF 2: Rewind reviews
Brynn, Hanso and Timmy Horcrux Hunting? Altador in Hogwarts? Old Ogrin in Shenkuu's Got Talent? Jazan with Amira on Earth? WHAT IS GOING ON! Sequel to TFR SPooF.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011
Lousy Shinguards and Petpet Abuse reviews
Yooyuball, excessive training, humor, story by me? You got it all here. NOTE FOR C11, Sorry, it's now replaced with the real C11. Now get reading!XD
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,315 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011
For The First Time reviews
Rinok thinks True Love and all things related are myths. It turns out he's wrong. Inspiration by Kurmon64. RinokxPrytariel. One-shot. K ... for some reason.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011
LDP SPooF reviews
Alas! The 2nd SPooF in the SPooF series is born! Read! Or Jazan will CURSE you! Guys there's a chapter 18 but they wouldn't show it up the top. BELIEVE ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,510 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
Brynn's boyfriend reviews
Brynn? Hanso? Broke Brynn's heart? *gasps*
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011
TFR SPooF reviews
Join a handsome young ixi and his gang to help unpetrify the Faeries!
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010