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Joined 12-19-10, id: 2662516, Profile Updated: 11-20-12
Author has written 14 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Danny Phantom, Ninja Turtles, Young Justice, and Batman.

8.3.2012- Since my profile was longer than the longest of my stories, I figured I'd tidy it up a bit.

NAME: Call me Offynon.

AGE: Old enough to be on this site. That's all you really need.

GENDER: Well, you'll occasionally hear a high-pitched shriek of joy out of me for certain things, so...girl. Of the mildly-squealing-fan variety.

MUSE: A demon sorceress named Vyne that spawned in my mind when I was ten. She has since taken permanent employment as my tormentor, slave-driver, and corrupter. However, she also keeps me from being an idiot, which is good.

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Phantom's Keep by DiamondBeast reviews
Danny Fenton has never been normal. So what's to stop him from having another Dad who just happens to be himself, another Sister- who's actually his clone- and being the Prince of all ghosts? Vlad and his new best friend, of course. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Danny F.
Fugitive by XxNeonShadowsxX reviews
After being kidnapped by Cadmus, Wally and Dick are forced to become fugitives in order to survive and keep their loved ones safe, on the run from not only their kidnappers, but their friends and family as well. It's going to take all of their skill to get out of this and fix it...can they do it? Or will they lose everything?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,982 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Wayne Manor by bookworm4497 reviews
Robin takes the team to Wayne Manor! Must I say anything else? Sequel to Circus Again, although you don't have to read that to understand this story.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Joker's Amazing Crowbar Collection by Myth of a Soulless Night reviews
Batman and Robin are kidnapped by the Joker, so he can 'introduce' them to his many crowbars. One Shot, straight up crack. Now a collection of one shots, written by myself and Mist-of-our-Souls.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Impromptu Sleepovers by Mezzosopranogirl reviews
Warning: Excessive fluff and cuddling. Set in the five year time lapse. All cannon pairings from then. Summary: When the team just can't go on, they figure out who's house is nearest and go there to sleep, debriefing can wait. And Robin's not the only troll in the Superhero family. Could also be: Five times the team slept over at a random place, and one where the League does.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Reasons to Join the Batclan by celestialstarynight reviews
You all know the list of reasons to join the "Dark Side", right? Well Robin has another way of looking at it.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
The Kitty Chronicles II: Danny Furball by Mallie1227 reviews
Prince Aragon steals Bastet's sacred cat and uses it against Sam! But Danny's zapped instead! To make matters worse, Dan accidentally breaks the statue and spreads the pieces all over the Ghost Zone! Now Danny has to team up with Vlad and Skulker as Sam, Dan, and Princess Dora piece the statue back together. Will our kitties return to normal? Will Dan lose his mind cat-sitting?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,352 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Everyone Need Someone by liebedero reviews
Rory lends an ear: "I'm always okay, Rory,"he said"Right. Yeah. The 'I'm okay because it's Amy and I have to be okay for Amy' okay, or how about a nice 'You don't have to play games with me because it's Rory and he knows you aren't perfect' I'm not okay?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
He Calls It Investing in the Future by thingamawhatsit reviews
The children have so much potential but their role models are absolutely horrendous. So Lex decides the best solution is to spoil them rotten. Emphasis on rotten. Originally on the yj anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
The Greatest INATOR Yet! by Agent Venom reviews
"At last! My Time-And-Relative-Dimensions-In-Space-INATOR is finished!" Probably the only Doctor Who/P&F crossover ever; it's just a oneshot- and totally innocent. Read and review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Hot Lava by Ali-Th3-Ch3shir3-Kat reviews
"We should play hot lava." Robin stared at his best friend with a look of confusion, the other doing the same. "What?" The speedster sighed, sitting up straighter in his chair. "We should play hot lava. Y'know, the game where the floor is lava-" ONE
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Blizzard by AhmoseInarus reviews
A one shot to tide you over! - While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining. T for language... I think?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Consequences by Tay1019411 reviews
Just a little oneshot in Vlad's perspective.- 'He leaned heavily on his dresser for support, stopping momentarily to bite back a cry of pain as he clenched his side. His body was shaking all over from the strain as he continued to move towards the wall.'
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Shadowcat by windfish reviews
Kitty reflects on codenames during the calm after a sentinel attack. Kurtty, with a bit of Kuranda if you squint.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Shadowcat/Kitty, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Interrogation by neko no warai reviews
The mission was a set-up. One by one, the pilots had been caught and locked away. They all knew what was coming next; interrogation. And Heero’s suddenly decided that his new mission is to keep the others out of it. //Slight 2x1. Non-graphic torture//
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Failure by sai ninja reviews
One-Shot. She’s the reason I’m out here tonight. She’s the reason I’m out here in the darkness, fighting every night. She betrayed me. I thought she had honour, but my family almost died because of her deceit. Warning! Swearing, violence and an angry Leo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Insomnia by tFantasyFan reviews
Simply put, Leonardo can't sleep. The remedy, it turns out, is fluff.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Kidnapped by Tears of Eternal Darkness reviews
When Ace is kidnapped by an unknown cloaked man, how far will the team go to get him back? COMPLETE
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Ace Bunny - Complete
Truce by Capital-C reviews
A little something that popped into my head. And, admittedly, not my best work.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Ace Bunny, Danger Duck - Complete
Hunt by BJA Fan reviews
[Crackfic] He was a predator in his natural environment, and there was his prey, in the open and vulnerable. Without hesitation, he pounced. [Surprise ending.]
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Tucker F. - Complete
Letters by Cordria reviews
Early one morning, Danny picks up the mail and is astonished to find a very surprising letter.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
Extant by 898700 reviews
On the 1st season’s finale, Ace and Rev are supposed to be dead. And while the rest of the team cried out for their leader’s ‘demise’, noone did the same for the fastmouthed roadrunner. Not even Tech.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
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Toasters Are Racist reviews
...because they just are. In which Leo contemplates, Raph is massively confused, Don loses faith in the sanity of the Hamato clan, Splinter admits defeat for the hundredth time, and April, Casey, and Leatherhead aren't sure how to react. Oh, and Mikey is highly amused by all of it. Pure humor; do not take seriously under the risk of losing your sanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Leonardo - Complete
Derivation reviews
"Hey! Who the heck do you think you are, messing with Outsider business?" "Stand down, Red Hood." "Uh… Not to be rude, but who are you?" "Robin and this is Red Hood, Spoiler, Turbo, Kasumi, and Demon. And hello to you as well, Kid Flash, Superboy, Aqualad, Red Arrow, Miss Martian, and Artemis." "…dude…" "Oh, great, more idiots." "Red Hood, I said stand down." Major AU x-over.
Crossover - Batman & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012
An Unconventional Summer Vacation reviews
Start with: Robin, AKA Dick Grayson. Add in: the other Bats, Red Arrow, Wally, one cat-from Catwoman herself-, a secret wedding that provides ample trolling, and the reasons why: Jason is a rebel, Steph is a hyperactive chatterbox, Cass is a ninja, Tim is a budding scientist, and Damian has earned being called a demon, and you get two months of fun...or at least no boredom...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
Team Improbable reviews
Phineas felt that everyone seemed a little down, so he tried to rectify the situation. He manages to do so, but not without unforeseen repercussions. With the gang now 'cursed' with superpowers and altered DNA, Phineas tries, even now, to correct the situation while also trying to protect Danville from an evil they thought they were rid of...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Phineas
To Learn, To Laugh, To Grow reviews
A series of one-shots about various happenings in the Cave throughout a school year; somewhat Robin-centric. CHAPTER 2- English Lit.: Dick Grayson was good at math. Not so much English. Roy and Wally find out why, and the three bond a little more along the way.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012
Mortality reviews
The promises and reflections made by the rest of the gang to and about Phineas and Ferb. Because that's what friends and family do. WARNING: Bring tissues, 'cause it gets sad.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Mother of Four reviews
AU. What if Splinter hadn't been the only lonely soul wandering the sewers that day? After a teenage runaway with a love of animals and some street fighting skill gets caught up in the world of mutants, she finds herself becoming a mother figure for the boys. After all, how much trouble can four ninja turtles cause?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012
Redemption reviews
"Pulled from the future after the last of their interactions with their counterparts by Renet, the Dark Turtles find themselves playing a crucial role in bettering the time-stream. They've been given the task of healing a depressed Leonardo, but they end up changing their own lives for the better as well." An AU season 4 rewrite like no other.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dark Turtles, Leonardo
Dealing With The Aftermath reviews
Everyone's been walking on eggshells around Leo after the events of the 2007 movie, but that hasn't stopped Don, Raph, and Mikey from fighting with each other. And one day, Leo reaches the point where he's had enough. Storming from the Lair in a rare show of anger, what kind of trouble will he get into before his brothers find him? And what happens afterward?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Leonardo
The Dreamer reviews
Linda Flynn never met Lawrence Fletcher, and neither ever moved to Danville. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro never crossed her street to greet the neighbors. Baljeet Rai never met Buford Van Stomm. Django Brown never painted a desert. Vanessa never saw her father's inventions as evil. Phineas never met Ferb. …until now. Obviously AU.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Phineas, Ferb
Darkest Before Dawn reviews
The gang is now in their late teens, but that doesn't mean everything is still smooth sailing. For six months, Phineas has been acting strangely; barely talking, hiding away, and ignoring his friends' attempts to help him. While most of them write it off as nothing major after Phineas starts interacting with them again, Ferb can't help but think something isn't right.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Phineas, Ferb
Ousting Themselves reviews
Follow-up to 'Oblivious But Not Completely Clueless'. Phineas and Isabella reveal their new relationship to the rest of the gang. The results are rather comical.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Triple Trouble reviews
AU. Danny, Sam, and Tucker were best friends who did everything together. So when Danny went inside the Ghost Portal, so did they. Can Amity Park handle three halfas with no formal training? And the even bigger question; can they all keep their halfa statuses a secret?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2012
Oblivious But Not Completely Clueless reviews
I was bored, and the scene from "Meapless in Seattle" were Phineas told Isabella that her cuteness was a "scientific fact!" made me come up with this. Enjoy my heart-melting fluff.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete