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Author has written 20 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Winx Club, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Warriors, and Generator Rex.
hi names spottedpelt no seriously it is (crazy right?)
14 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of cocopuffs and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Chocolate song'
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
15.If you start singing "Vode An" whenever someone says brother
16.If you know how to pronounce Vode An and regularly correct people on it,
17.If you find yourself talking to characters in books when you're not reading that book, or when you're bored,
18.If you hate facebook, post this on your profile.
19.If you think chocolate chip cookies are yummy post this on your profile
"Rexie-poo!" Anakin called, "Ahsokie-poo, the smart ass clonie-poo, troopie-poos where are you?"
"Sir, we stopped playing Hide-n-Seek five days ago." Rex said.
"I know that!" Anakin snapped, "What do you think I am? A five year old idiot?"
"Well, actually . . ." Rex said.
"Urgh, I was just calling you because you are needed on the bridge." Anakin muttered like a teenage girl.
"See it's that tone of voice that makes people mad at you." Rex replied.
"Urgh, why are so mad at me all the time?" Anakin stormed off crying.
"What's his problem?" Rex wondered aloud.
"He's PMSing," Ahsoka answered.
"I thought Skywalker was a dude." Rex said.
"He is," Ahsoka confirmed "But I think he's been castrated, either way he hasn't got a dick and it is defiantly his time of the month."He's nuts." Rex muttered
"No, he doesn't need nuts," Ahsoka said, "He needs bananas."
20. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
21.If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
22.If you're a klutz and proud of it, put this into your profile!
23.98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
24.If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
25.If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile
26.If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your ass off at the mugs.
27.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
28.My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile
29.If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
30.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wouldnt say i just have one)
31.If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile
32.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
33.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, yinyanglover, Silver Curiosity,jadedfox2, Cicada kid, things24, WhiteWolfz100, Liontalon,captainrexbest35,
34.if you have had it with people who don't update their stories without putting them up for adoption, copy, paste and add your name:XKhaosXKyuubiX, captainrexbest35
35.If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile *If you want to have a better relationship with Christ and win others for His sake, copy and paste this into your profile.
36.If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.
37.God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste
38.If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Olen jedi ikuisesti, maroonflame99, captainrexbest
48. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman), Heidi the Odd(A Lot, not telling...), TheDreamChaser (Raven Roth, Hawk Woman, Wonder Woman, Draco Malfoy) -X-Deyoxis-X- (Sora, Danny Phantom, Ash Ketchum, Robin, Harry Potter) Anisoka28 (Anakin Skywalker, Danny Phantom, Robin) Barrisoka504(Anakin Skywalker, Will Turner) Agent Megas (Anakin Skywalker,Ulrich Stern, Lance from SymBionic Titan, Odd Delaroddia, Ty Blue, Duncan from Firebreather); captainrexbest35 ( Captain Rex, Sasuke Uchiha, Prince Sky from Winx Club)
49.If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile If you want to have a better relationship with Christ and win others for His sake, copy and paste this into your profile. If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile. God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Olen jedi ikuisesti, maroonflame99, Agent Megas, captainrexbest35
50. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
51. If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile
Sakura-Sasuke, why don't you like me?
Sasuke-You really don't want to know the answer...
Sakura-Yes I do! Tell me!
Sasuke-(Sigh) Are you sure?
Sasuke-I don't like you because you're a slut...
Sakura-You don't think I'm a slut do you?
Kiba/Akamaru/Karin/Itachi/Gaara-No, now come back to bed. (Arf)
If you found that even remotely funny, copy and paste it to your profile!
Try Not to Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Okay here are some of my ocs
Captain Quay: violet stripes on his armor wears pauldron and kama has short cut black hair. 566th Captain and rivals with Rex.
Bud and Buddy: Identical twins, blue stripes on their armor similar to denal both have a star on the right breast plate buds' yellow buddys' blue. Rex's sons. 501st
OOC Captain rex: rex is a vampire/shapeshifter and is denals brother for real brother they had the same parents
Sophia: Rex's daughter 5 yrs old has blonde hair loves to sing and dance and loves her family. that includes bud and buddy
Tracer: pink dyed short mohawk has dragon tattoo that starts at cheeks and travels down his back the body is on back the head on his cheeks. His hair is pink because it was a dare that he couldn't go one day wearing everything pink and the dye in his hair was permenant. his armor has blue stripes traveling down his arms and legs. 501st
Jayfeather: Completely blind trooper does not wear armor due to very sensitive skin. jayfeather is not a clone. He's from Ukraine. 501st Medic Apprentice.
Christian: Dirty blonde hair light blue armor plays Baritone has hunter green eyes that change colors with his mood. In memory of my best friend who has moved very far away. and i miss him so. 501st
Lightning Storm: A band including Twister, Hurricane, Christian and Blaze. Twister on bass, Hurricane on drums, Christian on keyboard, and Fireblaze on lead guitar and one of the lead singers. Shaquitta stars as lead singer also. Skyler on bass with Twister, and Syeira on drums with Hurricane.
Twister: a clone with a violent attitude plays drums. 501st
Hurricane: Twister's best friend, is normally calm but will flare up if you get on his nerves. rocks out keyboard. 501st
Fireblaze: a phsycic clone has the ability to speak to and see ghosts. plays bass guitaur. mostly called Blaze or Fire B. 501st
Toby: the spirit of a clone who died on the resolute and is Blaze's best friend. Formerly 501st.
Kinks: clone sniper with violet stripes traveling down hus arms and legs. He's a rapper. 562nd (my legion)
Bubbles: A 5 year old with giantism as i like to call him. He is simply a kid but looks like every other clone. Likes to call Shaquitta Nanny.
Sunny: A younger clone, 8 years old still with the accelerated growth, part of the 501st.
Sparkplug: Called Sparky and other nicknames. Has a lightning bolt down one side of his face. Bubble's best friend and caretaker.
Adrian: A clone unaturally skinny and tall. About 6' 7". Black unruly hair, Emerald green eyes (genetic mess up) and skin pallor than that of a normal clone. Very different than other clones. Is laconic and prefers to keep his distance especiallty from girls.
You probably hate these, but I decided you need a hug anyways
EPIC HUG TIME
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!
You might send it to your enemies as well!
If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!
If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)
If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA and FF love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
copy and paste this on your profile if you need it
My favorite songs:
me&myfriend-walk into school- HOT AND DANGEROUS
princpal-hears- Young Ladies Do Not Talk Abut Being Dangerous On School Property That Was Your Warning.
me & myfriend-YOU DONT WANT TO MESS WITH US
Princepal-Young Ladies Im the Princepal I Can "mess with you' All I Want Now Get to Class Before I suspened you.
me&myfirend-ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME TO LIVE IT UP
principal- THAT ITS YOUNG LADIES YOUR SUSPENED
me&myfreind-we take out ear buds- yes sir?
me&myfriend-WHAT DID WE DO!
If you found this even remotely funny... copy and paste onto your profile
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