Author has written 35 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Suite Life series, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Pitch Perfect, Pride and Prejudice, Glee, and Downton Abbey.
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Pride and Prejudice
Lizzie Bennet Diaries
Chronicles of Narnia
The Mortal Instruments
Ships (this could take a while...)
I promise to remember tonks
They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
-Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
-I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- Love your enemies. It REALLY pisses them off
-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.
-life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over
- smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
-i live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
-tell the truth and run
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-education is important. school however, is another matter.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
I'm not insensitive, I just dont care
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
-the statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. But you're around me... every rule has an exception. You're pretty much screwed
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):
1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.
2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.
3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.
4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.
5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your butt.
6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!
7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.
8. (No excuses), rule breaking is customary.
9. Gryffindors are attention...seekers!
Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):
1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.
2. Cunning and Ambition- Slytherin.
3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.
4. Slytherin: We have boys chained up in the dungeons.
5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).
6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).
7. Why be normal? Or good?
8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.
9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.
10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.
11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
12. Voldemort needs prision bitches.
13. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.
14. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.
15. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.
16. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your butt at everything.
17. Never wound what can kill you.
Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):
1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.
2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.
3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.
5. You think we're nice? That's cute...
6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.
7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.
8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.
9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?
10. Hufflepuffs kick butt too.
11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.
12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.
13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?
14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.
Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.
2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.
3. I can kill you with my brain.
4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.
5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).
6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.
7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)
8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.
9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)
10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.
Favourite Harry Potter Quotes:
Molly Weasley: You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!
Ron Weasley: No one could feel all that! They'd explode!
Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one,And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now let's have fun!
Ron: Oh no! My wife's alone in the court room!
Sirius B: Go play with your chemistry set!
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