Jetisr
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Joined 12-19-10, id: 2663011, Profile Updated: 01-24-12
Author has written 1 story for X-overs, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Basic Info

Name: Jethro

Nickname: Jetisr, Jet

Gender: Male

Birthday: The beginning of the universe, and beyond

Work and Education

Occupation: Slaying heroes and aiding the villains AKA The Big Bad AKA Supreme Evil in this World AKA First and Last being created AKA Everything Else

Education: Every ebil person in existence

Family and Friends (And Enemies)

Parents: The Universe (Mom and Dad)

Siblings: The Supreme Forces of Goodness

Children: Everything evil

Friends: The many evil creatures of this and every other universe

Enemies: Anything good

Wizard's Rules

Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid... They will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true.

Wizard's Second Rule: The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.

Wizard's Third Rule: Passion rules reason.

Wizard's Fourth Rule: There is magic in sincere forgiveness, the magic to heal. In forgiveness you grant, but more so, in forgiveness you receive.

Wizard's Fifth Rule: Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.

Wizard's Sixth Rule: The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.

Wizard's Seventh Rule: Life is the future, not the past.

Wizard's Eighth Rule: Deserve Victory.

Wizard's Ninth Rule: A contradiction cannot exist in reality. Not in part, nor in whole.

Wizard's Tenth Rule: Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.

Wizard's Eleventh Rule: The Unwritten rule which must be experienced before true understanding. Everything exists within us; your life is your own.

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Mated Forever by emosniperwolf reviews
Bella learns hours after Edward tried to dump her that she is mated to Jasper. She's not sure how she's going to deal with it, but she does know that she is gonna be with him. Pairing: J/B, E/R, C/Es, Ed/A R&R please! rated M for lemons & mentions of rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 38,417 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The way of the Dog by RaeTakesTheWorld reviews
What happens when a wolf's mating season takes over? As they progress through the mating season Jake and Nessie venture on a life of their own. Soon problems arise, problems possibly too hard to overcome... M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,122 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Du Sundavar Freohr by Zeratide reviews
After the Battle of Feinster, a Rider, Zeratide, returns to the fray, prepared to train Eragon to be the strongest Rider to ever walk the Earth, to become Du Sundavar Freohr... The Death of the Shadows. I own nothing. Plenty of violence.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,440 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Eragon S., Arya, Murtagh, Nasuada
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Consequences of Clumsiness by Pie.R.Square reviews
We were walking home from school, and I tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, dragging my sister and I down. Nothing happened at first, but the consequences were far more life changing then we first thought. Ratchet/OC, possible Bee/OC or Sides/OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bumblebee, Ratchet
New World by Mrs-Spacemonkey-Jackson reviews
My first attempt at an Eragon/Seeker x-over. Well, actually, it's my first attempt at a Seeker fanfic in general. Rated T, just too be safe. It shouldn't need to go any higher than that.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Eragon S.
An Icy Delight by Acidic Lover reviews
Kurt's been craving something all day.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Iceman/Bobby D., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
100 Reasons Harry Potter Beats Twilight by Jenny123 reviews
Ah, we all love to hate Twilight. The title pretty much speaks for itself, does it not? If you're sensitive to Twilight Bashing you should probably stay away from this. Rated T for troll, and because I will most likely use adult language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Professor Umbridge's Punishment by malfoyforever reviews
Umbridge decides to punish her fifth years by making them read Twilight. Join Harry, Ron, and others, such as teachers and Death Eaters, as they get through the book. AU, obviously. Warning: Do not read if you are against Twilight bashing. HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P.
The Wager by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lighter by Sporty-Buttons reviews
Bella is kidnapped by the Volturi, and forced to be Demetri's mate. What will happen? Will the Cullens save her? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bella
A Sinister Play reviews
Six groups are imprisoned in another world. They must fight for their lives, while a sinister force gambles with their lives.
Crossover - X-overs & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012