Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Lab Rats, 2012, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Lord of the Rings, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.
Ok I like percy jackson, star wars, lotr, and lots of other random book-movies. i love clone wars hahahaha. I also loveeeee Artemis Fowl!!! He rocks. Gods I sounded like a rabid fan-girl right there. What the heck was wrong with me!!!!!! You know I also really like the Harry Potter series ... Yeah I'll just tell you non fan related stuff now. *skulks in a corner*
I am an aspiring author.
My grammar and spelling stinks to high heaven.
I am a Slytherin. Several tests and Pottermore say so. Don't Judge.
I am a Hobbit, however I am 5 ft 5 so I think I am related to the great Bullroarer Took.
I am a child of Hephaestus! BOOYAH!
I am a Jedi. ( A friend was telling me she couldn't be a Jedi because of all the rules and the fact that it's so stressful and hard and takes a lot of dedication, I was like "But you get a lightsaber!"
I believe that the Sith got way better costume desighners.
My favorite song is Springsteen by Eric Church. My second favorite is Reality by Kenny Chesney
I am from the Great State of New Jersey.
The Beatles are amazing nuff said.
When I focus at a space hard enough I can see whatever I want to see there. For instance I can see Sirius Black and Remus Lupin walking around my computer screen right now.
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!