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Author has written 22 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Pokémon, Wolf's Rain, Ape Escape, Hunger Games, Rise of the Guardians, Edgar Allan Poe, Kuroshitsuji, Doctor Who, and Assassin's Creed.

"We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself." Nicholas D. Wolfwood

name: Emerald or Wolf

nicknames: Mother Mary (cause i am the innocent person at my lunch table)

age: somewhere between 1-99

Music: Rock, Alternative, country, vocaloid, J-rock, children's songs

Anime: Soul eater, pokemon, black butler, fullmetal alchemist, vampire princess miyu, wolf's rain, rune solier, scrapped princess, origin sipirits of the past, spirited away, howl's moving castle, ranma 1/2, inuyasha, yu yu hakusho, angel beats, Case closed, the melancholy of Haruhi Suzamia, and MANY more i can't think of.

explaining my picture:

one of my really artistic friends has a chibi me app (its free) and she started making all of our group into avatars and that is how she pictured me since i always have headphones on and love music lol so thats me lol

I have a few catch phrases

1) i cant go to hell they have a restraining order against me

2) if day dreaming was an Olympic sport i would have a gold medal

3) us nerds use to rule the world...then we were betrayed by politions

4) no means NO unless i dont want it to

5) have no fear show no pain

6) never grab the tiger by the teeth

7) i am the kind of woman where i wake up in the morning and the devil says "Oh crap she's up"

8) "We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself." Nicholas D. Wolfwood

9) girls are like angels and when you break our wings we simply continue to fly...on broomsticks...cause we're flexible like that.

The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. What is your motto?
this is war- 30 seconds to mars

2. What do your friends think of you?
until the end-breaking benjamin

3. What do you think about most often?
la la la-auburn

4. What is 22?
imaginary -evanescence

5. What do you think of your best friend?
comatose - skillet

6. What do you think about the person you like?
animal i have become- three days grace

7. What is your life story?
like you -evanescence

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
dangerous - cascada (cover)

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
whisper - evanescence

10. What do your parents think of you?
listen to the rain- evanescence

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
dearly beloved - faith hill (I would love that!)

12. What will they play at your funeral?
carol of the bells-sounds of the seasons

13. What is your hobby/interest?
crawl- breaking benjamin

14.What is your biggest secret?
this afternoon - nickleback

15. What do you think of your friends?
don't trust a hoe- 3oh3

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
better than drugs- skillet

17. How will you die?
all that i’m living for - evanescence

18. What is the one thing you will regret?
hey Stephen - taylor swift

19. What makes you laugh?
eating me away- skillet

20. What makes you cry?
the angels cried- Alan Jackson

21. Will you ever get married?
big john-Jimmy Dean

22. What scares you the most?
What i’ve done- linkin park

23. Does anyone like you?
love story- taylor swift

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?
don't jump- tokio hotel

25. What hurts right now?
diary of jane- breaking benjamin

26. What will you post this as?
raised by wolves- falling in reverse

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1 Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

24 things to do in an elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS AWSOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you've been dumped
BEST FRIENDS: Have a shovel at the ready

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story, with real quotes!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing too

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

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White Fiancés and Red Gods by MACL reviews
Leanne fell into a twisted life when she found out she had been engaged to a boy, who she hasn't seen for years, before his disappearance. Now he's back and has a dark secret to keep. Ceilia has bad luck. She is forced to marry a dreadful man who abuses her. When these fiancées meet, they need to discover their betrothed's secrets. What happens when some pesky reapers get involved?
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Shadows of Pride by Wolves Run Free reviews
Having saved Amestris from Father and fully regained their bodies, Ed and Al set off to Xing to research alkahestry with a few familiar faces. However, Ed has different motives to research alkahestry, since Pride is starting to take control of Ed's body. As Ed struggles to hide what's wrong, chaos ensues. Based on FMA:B. Homunculus!Ed
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Malon's Epic Cow Delivery by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,143 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Malon, Link - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Novel by zeldamaster8472 reviews
I always felt that the Zelda series deserved a novel, something that tells the story we're all familiar with, except with the kind of plot and character development more often found in literature than in video games. The seeds are there in the game, but sometimes they have to be drawn out. Believe it or not, this project came close to commercial publication. See intro for more.
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I've fallen into the world of Fullmetal Alchemist? Yikes! -ROYAI, ED/OC in later chapters, EDWIN- /DISCONTINUED/
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Ed wears the coolest clothes. Don't you think? -A side story for TBA-
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Edward sacrificed himself to bring Alphonse back from the dead, he got sucked into the Gate and dropped into another world but what would happen if he was dropped into modern New York City? EdXWin AlXOC Rated T for injury and mild, infrequent swears.
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Daddy Aang by SMILEH123 reviews
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Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
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Edward's Alchemy Book by Hawkpath13 reviews
You know that little pocket book he had in Leior? This is what was actually in it. I swaer to god, it's true. Crackfic. Rated R for retarded.
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Council of Rejects by The Additional Pylon reviews
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It's Zhou! by mywildimagination reviews
Sokka has to deal with Hahn not getting the name right, now Shang. Just a random oneshot.
Crossover - Mulan & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Shang, Sokka - Complete
Alphonse, the Suit of Armor by Laora reviews
Various Christmas carols, Fullmetal-ified!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Darkest times by wolfgirl and sonic 23 reviews
There's a time when good and evil unite to fight a threat far beyond their world. But as they continue to fight their way through, a doorway is revealed between their worlds. When uncovered, a nightmare is unleashed to the real world, causing chaos!
Ape Escape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
Lucky by PastaWar19 reviews
Greed and Ling are stranded in a jungle. Fail attempts of finding their way out are filled in this humor-packed fic. Will they be lucky enough to actually live to see the end of it all? Find out. NO YAOI. RATED T FOR LANGUAGE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Greed, Ling Y. - Complete
The Stars by LoveTheBoyWithTheBread reviews
Just a little poem I wrote about being stuck in Incarceron and wishing to be able to see the stars. Enjoy!
Incarceron series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Dear Mr Ganondorf by Vopi reviews
The Evil King eagerly awaits his acceptance letter from the International League of Villians.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
Things NOT to do In Feudal Japan by BecSquared reviews
Ever gone to see Inuyasha and not known what to do while you're there? I have composed an entire list of things pranksters might enjoy! Have fun!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Sword, Sorcery and Big Brothers by Icaros Rising reviews
Xover with Full Metal Alchemist. Ed ends up in Pacifica's world and meets the Cassul siblings.
Scrapped Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Piaculum by Griselda Banks reviews
Novelization. For his entire life, Ico thought he was destined to die as an adolescent. When he is given a chance at life, Ico grabs the opportunity and finds himself thrust into a wild adventure, complete with fear, courage, and friendship.
Ico - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,494 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Her Name Is Rin by shadowblade-tara reviews
She came to him when he needed her. Now it was his turn to protect her, at all costs.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,850 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Yorda by Foxy Chicken reviews
What little miss Yorda was actually saying and thinking when Ico was trying to save her. Warning there are game spoilers. NOTE: This is a sequel to The Very Secret Dairy of Ico, so please read that one first.
Ico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Ico by Foxy Chicken reviews
The very secret diary of Ico, and how he ended up getting free from the castle. Warning this puppy contains spoilers, so if you haven't played the game and you want to don't read this.
Ico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
The Last Shore by Moontan reviews
It's known that the crew is searching to retrieve Jack. But where is he that he can be retrieved from? A side look at where Jack must await rescue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC
Fullmetal Voice Mail by Devil Seifer reviews
This is the voice messages and mail of the FMA characters, I did the same concept for Gundam Wing I hope you will enjoy it. Envy and Lust are up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
The Forgotten Children by Bleeding Heartgrenade reviews
A story about children who were born with horns. Please review.
Ico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006
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Secrets reviews
When Crystal, a seemingly innocent girl is found unconscious at Phantomhive manor Ciel may find that there is more to her than meets the eye. What secrets is Crystal hiding? and what is her connection to Alois? Will they ever be able to escape his game? (No real pairings as of yet I have no idea if that will change later.) (also there is fan service but nothing past T)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/4 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., OC
Angel Wings reviews
Evelyn, a young noble has made a deal with an Angel if she can help the angel complete her task she will be promised a place in heaven beside her parents. However, when the young lord Trancy, and earl Phantomhive step into the picture tension and rivalry is stirred and how well can an angel fair within the midst of demons?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,570 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Alois T., OC] Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Pitch's Reign reviews
Pitch won the war against the guardians, and 100 years later in his world of darkness and fear, the guardians are still powerless to stop him. Until, a legend, given to them from the man in the moon long ago, is fulfilled. and "from the ashes of old, a new guardian will rise."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Jack Frost, OC] North, Pitch
The First Mission reviews
A young reaper aspires to pass her final exam by taking her first mission and becoming a registered grim reaper. When her superior Grell shows up, she finds that the job isn't as easy as she expected. Will she pass and become a reaper like she dreams or fail and be expelled? One shot
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20 - Grell S., Ronald K., OC - Complete
Letters Home reviews
A short one shot of one of old Ezio's letters to Claudia. Based around "revelations". if people like it i will add more chapters.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Ezio A. - Complete
The Girl Raised by Ood reviews
When a human girl goes missing at a young age and is raised by the Ood, learning their tales of a legendary Doctor and his goddess of a companion the Dr. Donna. Her only dream is for the Doctor to return her to earth. Unfortunately the world she returns to is a world ruled by the Master. can she help the doctor stop the dictator or will earth forever remain a world of Master?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., The Master, Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
The New Guardian reviews
I've never cared much about being believed in. I never really cared that I was alone, it always seemed somewhat natural to me. However, that all began to change, when Pitch, the legend of darkness, fear and evil rose against the guardians, the only ones I had ever cared for, putting their very existence in danger. I joined them, and this is my story.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,636 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Jack Frost, OC] Pitch, Sandy - Complete
The cask of Amontillado rewrite reviews
This is a rewritten version of 'The Cask of Amontillado' from the viewpoint of Fortunato. I wrote it as a project for school and I figured why not post it on here? It can do no harm right? I kept the dialogue the same as the original so I only changed the thoughts and perspective because that was what I had to work with lol. Anyway please R&R tell me if you like it.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Yin and Yang reviews
this is the story of my two wolf OCs Yin and Yang, no cannon characters involved. its just a short little one short on two sisters and what happened in their past, though if people like this (or any of my OC back story's) i'd be happy to turn them into real ones :D just leave a review. thanks for reading :D
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - OC - Complete
Yukiko's Backstory
This is the back story for my Role play character Yukiko. hope you enjoy! One shot! PS: Its a little bloody
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,775 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Jagara, OC - Complete
AyameToro's Backstory reviews
These are two more of my characters from a role play. It also works as two random wolves in a one shot. so please read it i hope you like it. and...yea. :D
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - OC - Complete
Family Secrets reviews
In a desperate search for her mother, Claire unveils the dark secrets of her family and finds her entire life had been a lie. She can't tell who to trust from who she never should have trusted please R&R LanceXOC
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [Lance/Wataru, OC] Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Emiko's Back Story
This is Emiko's childhood story, this has NOTHING to do with my previous story pup in the pack. This is a back story for a character i am using in a role play. i hope you join it! One shot.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2012 - OC - Complete
Nightmare Scenario
One monkey was forgotten in the past and now the present is paying dearly. Humanity has become inferior, unwanted even. Can Spike save us all? please R&R
Ape Escape - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,070 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
The Pup In The Pack reviews
The pack has been reincarnated and once again they are searching for paradise but when they find a small child abandoned to die will they decide to help it or will they leave it forgotten in the forsaken wasteland. Please R&R.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,505 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Kiba, Toboe, Tsume, OC - Complete
Lost reviews
Katniss and Gale have been hunting together for years but that doesn't mean it always goes smoothly. Follow Katniss and Gale on one of their journeys through the wilderness as they try to find their way back to district 12. will they make it back alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Katniss E., Gale H.] - Complete
cat's got your tongue reviews
I opened my mouth to scream and realized that no one was listening because no one could hear.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Greed, OC] Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
doubles reviews
Help! My friends and I have been dragged into the FMA world by the homunculi! But what's going on? Why are there so many of them? This is what's happening while my fan girl friend and I try to survive the FMA world while making sure our other friend, who has no clue what FMA or anime is, safe. It's not easy but this is what's happening. R&R to help save us!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,611 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Greed, OC - Complete
FMA High reviews
Emily is your average anime fan she is starting high school and realizes her school is a pawn in the homunculi's game. Can Emily over throw this corrupt school or will she lose and simply fall victim like the others? please R&R NOT A DRAMA
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,507 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Envy, Greed, Lust, Dante - Complete
A series of both fortunate and unfortunate events reviews
a quick little one shot that might turn into a collection one day. its as the title says A series of both fortunate and unfortunate events lets see what happens rated T becuse i want it to be. please R&R i will update whenever i get an idea.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
fire and ice reviews
Bella has had a tough life but now she is pulled into FMA from her world, but for what reason? Father wants her powers and she can't allow him to get it or it might be the end of everything they know. please R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - [Alphonse E., OC] Edward E., Father - Complete
Captured reviews
My friend and I are kidnapped and tossed into the FMA world, and our knowledge of the animes is close to useless. Why is it so different? What's going on? More importantly, why are we here?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete