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Joined 12-20-10, id: 2664626, Profile Updated: 12-29-11
Author has written 4 stories for NCIS.

I am a HUGE NCIS fan.

I am a fool for cheesy quotes:

"If you have nothing to live for, then what do you die for. And if you have nothing to lose, than what do you live for."

"Feelings. Emotions. They are what drive us to do the things we do. Go for a swim, say hi to strangers, jump off of a building. People don't realize that their actions never go unpunished. If they don't punish you, then they punish someone else. Choose your words carefully...because they never go away..."

"Relationships. A way to get into someones heart. Whether its intimately, friendly, or merely by blood, they are in your heart...and forever will be...even if you don't want to accept it."

"I'm tired of hiding. I know it's probably for the best but I'm tired of it. I'm not one of the thirteen, I'm not part of JALS but that doesn't mean that I'm not pretty or smart or good enough for anyone to love me. One day i will find someone who cares enough about me to never hurt me...even if it takes my whole life...I will find them. and you will, too."

"The people who derserve all the praises and recognizations get to watch the fakes and stuck up snobs get it all. Why does the evil always have to outnumber the good? It's so easy to believe the negative sides because thats what everyone is drilling into everyone elses head..."

"I'm secretive for a reason. There is no point on dumping all of my problems onto people who don't care. I bet no one or very few people know what my obsession is, my favorite color and why it is my favorite, how I learn the things I know...odds are...no one cares. And maybe that's whats wrong with the world today. No one cares."

If any of the following apply to you, then BOLD them and copy and paste them onto your profile!

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I was on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be gothic.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I must not be doing anything with my life.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. -

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

Abby's dress in SBD: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=black+dress&hl=en&biw=1264&bih=594&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=rrPiWvH4Kd6VzM:&imgrefurl=http://www.coolbeanmommas.com/2011/04/little-black-dress.html&docid=xAepl_0yuhsruM&imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fWdEZ5YxN7c/TZcfSscH32I/AAAAAAAAAL4/_uPxjfdtL_U/s400/LBD.jpg&w=400&h=400&ei=sJT8TtyIM-jo0QHS1r2FAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=866&vpy=156&dur=593&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=127&ty=88&sig=106781257615847348793&page=1&tbnh=111&tbnw=99&start=0&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0

Ziva's Dress: http://www.weddingdressesguide.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/silk-wedding-dress..jpg

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Her Teacher, His Lover by BeautifulBenson4015 reviews
Olvia is Lizzie's dance/gymnastics teacher. Elliot is a single man. It's obvious that he wants her. Will he get her? Maybe a little help from the twins? ;) R&R Please!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
His Girl by hundan reviews
Continuation of 'New Girl'. After finishing High School he's off to the Marines and she to Collage. Together they will face the new challenges that life will bring them and these two High School sweethearts are determined to make it. AU
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,582 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Ten and a Half Hours by mon-petit-pois reviews
When the team is sent to mandatory group therapy, demons from the past return to haunt them, in both the physical and emotional forms.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 57,939 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
How Do I Breathe by purplepagoda reviews
Ziva's death hits them all hard, especially Tony. Will they be able to face the fact that she is really gone? None of them will rest until they have answers.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,990 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Smile by immakingmyownluck reviews
What happens when best friends are forced to choose between lying and feeling what is real! High School FanFic. Kinda gonna update from time to time just a random story. It will probably be a continued story that could end at each chapter.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
New Girl by hundan reviews
Ziva David was seventeen, her father sent her away from Israel, Gibbs and Jenny adopt her into their family. She meets the popular guy Tony DiNozzo, will they be friends, will they stay friends, or be more. Set in High School. Now continued as 'His Girl'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,428 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Coney Island by flora.s.t reviews
Tony and Ziva go to his father's wedding. together. read it and find out. Tiva. - 4/24: just changed the rating to T. it'll get a little heavier from ch. 12 out. - 5/14: my computer was stolen on wednesday so it'll be a little while until i update. sorry!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
What is Bad, Can Always Get Worse by immakingmyownluck reviews
This is a fic about teenage NCIS. well, for the most part. Please give a chance. i am not good at summaries... Tiva and some Jibbs, maybe McAbby later...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,302 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Belle Of The Ball by BeautifulDisaster123 reviews
the military decides to show appreciation for NCIS in there amazing rescue of Ziva David. when Tony offers Ziva to stay at his house the night before, will they be able to behave them selfs or will the tension get the better of them?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,920 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Seize the Moment by Ink On Paper reviews
/"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I needed to be," -Douglas Adams/ . . . . Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Fun By the Pool by Ginny Lakeboom reviews
Tony and Ziva have some fun at a crime scene with a pool! : I just changed it to K !
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Camp Waterford by Scosh81 reviews
Gibbs team gets sent to Camp Waterford for a week of teambuilding. Tiva and possible McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,686 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
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Surrounded By Death reviews
After Ziva's accident...some strange things start to happen. AU and OOC
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Fate reviews
Who was she to argue with fate.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Life reviews
Ziva's thoughts on her life and family.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Breaking Down reviews
Sometimes it's okay to breakdown. Eventually everything turns out to be okay.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete