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Joined 12-20-10, id: 2664693, Profile Updated: 01-01-14
Author has written 10 stories for Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!, Persona Series, and Doctor Who.

Profile updated whenever I get around to it.

Information about me

Gender: Male

Location: SW corner of Missouri. Short driving distance to the Joplin tornado path.

Likes: Anime, Manga, Creating worlds to use for either my RPG games or for writing, Running RPGs, Playing RPGs.

Dislikes: Bees, Wasps, and people who judge you for any reason, including religion, race, political views, and choice of reading.

Bio

Hey there.

I'm a truck driver. So don't expect frequent updates from me. Don't get me wrong, I am trying to write, but when you work between 50 to 70 hours per week, going who-knows-where, it tends to get in the way of getting anything done.

As of now, I am planning on having three or four 'chapters' ahead of what I post here. That should give me some breathing room in between updates. Such is theory anyway.


4-5-12 Officially published here on FF.net. Even if it is a one-shot chapter in someone else's story. It does feel nice.

Still cannot help but think that I could have done a better job with that chapter, but I wrote just over half of it at a frenzy that I usually don't have. If I could harness that energy Long Dash Negima would not take so long to write, and my shorter projects would be done.

But thanks to Overlord Mao, I now have Chapter 15 in his story Night of Terror written. I think I did pretty good. Go read it and judge for yourself.


9-5-12 Recovering from GenCon writing seminars. I have been inactive since GenCon and I apologize for that. I need to get back into writing again and plan on doing that soon. Still working on the main problem of getting the ideas in my head out onto paper or computer file.

Everything listed in the Works Planned is in progress. I might bounce around between all of them more than I really should, but I am trying to work.


10-19-12 Recovering from sciatica. Developed that particular condition out in Colorado, about 600 miles from home, just over a month ago now. Spent a week out there trying to regain the ability to move again, then had a friend come get me and bring me back home so I could finish recovering. Let me tell you something: Sciatica Scucks. The pain felt as if someone tried to beat on my right hip with an axe, then after I was knocked down, they beat on my right leg for good measure. I spent two and a half weeks recovering, and my leg and hip still bother me from time to time. Very annoying when you have to walk at times to conduct business. BUT, I am back and slowly writing again.


3-30-13 I suppose you're wondering what sort of drugs I'm on to write a self-insert fanfic. Yes, that's right. I've been inspired to write Raising Negi: The Formative Years.

Why you ask? Two reasons.

The first is obvious. There are a bunch of us on TvTropes.net that hang out and chat about Negima. Long story short, it was an idea that a member of Ala Iridia had, and I volunteered to write it. The full story of that is at the end of Chapter 3.

The second is... more embarrassing to admit.

In my opinion, every writer needs to write a self-insert fic at least one time. Just to get it out of their system, if nothing else. Noone has ever written a story and not imagined themselves as the hero or the main character. Most sensible people usually keep those self-insert fics locked away or burn them so they never see the light of day though.

But I am setting this one loose. I figure everyone will either hate it or love it. No one is going to read it and think, 'Meh. It's ok, but could be better.'

Progress is going to be slow on this. Mainly because I am doing a good portion of the work myself. That means I have to write around my job as time dictates.

Read and review please. I am like most everyone else here. I live on reviews.


1-1-14 New Year resolutions

1. Lose weight. (duh)

2. Finish The Meeting. It has languished long enough.

3. Work on Chigusa's New Minions. It has been sitting idle for too long as well.

4. Start two of the four projects bouncing around in my head.

5. A chapter a month. Minimum. Does not matter for what. Just a chapter a month.


Works Planned

RARR: Random Acts of Random Randomness: RARR is what I am going to put in front of what I call my 'snippets.' This is the short stuff I type up on TVTropes, now to be published here. Complete stories in themselves, but they are very short. Less than a thousand words. Crack pairings, short stories, and whatever enters my mind that I can type up. Start looking for the first of these soon.

Variations on a Theme: If Who Was a Vampire?: Already working on two chapters of this. I have three more bouncing around in my head. Of course, we all know the hardest part of writing is taking those wonderful ideas out of your head and putting them onto paper. Taken from OverMaster's shorts of the same name, with his permission.

Variations on a Theme: Location, Location, Location: Keep all of the characters from Negima, but move them to a different location. I have one idea in mind for this, and will work on it slowly. I suppose if the short got enough reviews, it might be worth turning into a full story.

Long Dash Negima: Crossovers galore. Enough said. This will be a HUGE project. This is also my first priority project. If I am slow on working on other things, then it is safe to assume that I am working on this massive project. I don't intend to start putting it up here on FFnet until I have several chapters written for it. Planned for 2016, because of the madness that is Raising Negi. That SHOULD give me time. Considering that the scope of this project is equal to 'Unequally Rational and Emotional' by OverMaster, you can easily see why I am going to work on this slowly.

Mushroom Madness: Pani Poni Dash story. What if the alien ship didn't completely destroy the mushroom? Takes place after Episode 20. Call it Episode 20.5.

Chigusa's New Minions: This got started as a result of a discussion with someone else about another story they are planning to write. Work should progress on this as I do have the broad ideas in my head, but we will see how fast I update.

I also have one more work I am going to write, just to get it out of my brain. It will have squick. And Negima. Title unknown as yet. Scary thing is, I think this work might get finished before the others. Chapters 1 & 2 are done. Chapters 3 & 4 are half done.

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The Dark Savior by Arawn D. Draven reviews
After being abused by his relatives, Harry finally snaps, and wishes for someone to save him. With Magic sending him to someone that is as lonely as him but has power beyond his wildest dreams, what will happen? Rated M because of some gory content by the end of the story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,503 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Harry P., Evangeline A.K. M., OC] - Complete
Descendant Habits: A Decadent Habits Elseworlds by Darkenning reviews
An alternate history of Decadent Habits, which won't make any sense at all if you haven't read the original. All warnings apply.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 78,522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013
Signal by Allaine reviews
Drakken's latest device leaves Wade and Rufus trying to undo the disaster he has created. But will the victims want to be saved?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego, Drakken - Complete
Unequally Rational and Emotional by OverMaster reviews
A retelling of the Mahou Sensei Negima storyline with some major changes. The young Negi Springfield is assigned to live with two of his students... Hasegawa Chisame and Hakase Satomi. Rated M for some future chapters.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 1,221,218 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Negi S., Chisame H.
The Quest by bashfulglowfly reviews
Usagi sends the Inner Senshi on a Quest...not that they know that they are going on one. Will they find what they are unknowingly seeking? Some bad language. The Story is Complete. Please Read, Enjoy and Review.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Complete
Timespan, Wingspan by Xinthos reviews
Moving on from your first love is never easy. It's even harder when you've promised to guard her children for the next two generations. [KonoSetsu-ish] [OneShot]. MEGA ANGST.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Setsuna S., Konoka K. - Complete
Sacrificed Wishing by MewStar0013 reviews
"Forming a limit within hope severs the will to fill the hurt. So make it fling, win, end." Wishing is such a folly. Praying for an elusive vision to come true. Clinging to a florescent will that dies by the darkness of self-doubt. Swimming within a well of souls, lost, not sure whether to sink or swim. Is a sacrifice worth a wish? "Throw a coin, get a wish. How ridiculous." R & R
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,049 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012
Memento Mori: Tied Fates by Sho-A0YCupid reviews
Twins Minato and Minako return to their childhood city to attend school after ten years when they both survived a car accident that took their parents. After signing the contract by a mysterious boy, they will soon realize that their lives will not be the same with the awakening of their power, Persona. Rated T for some situations and language Look in Author's Notice inside.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 247,057 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012
Tea and Antipathy by Pinstripe Fedora reviews
Several years after the end of the manga, Chisame has settled comfortably into her life as a hikikomori and sees no real reason to change - until, that is, an unexpected visitor comes along to throw a monkey wrench into everything. Typical, really. You'd think she'd expect it by now. Originally a prompt fic on tumblr.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Chisame H., Chachamaru K. - Complete
Amare Aut Libido by LuxaLucifer reviews
Ana is just a normal teenage quarter-demon living in the Magic World. She, like everyone else her age, adores Ala Rubra, hunts with her family, and lives a normal life with her many siblings. That is, until a young woman who goes by The Great Paru-sama blows through town. OC pairing, in a way...
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Albireo I., Haruna S. - Complete
The Harem Plan Commences by Repiece reviews
Momo begins her harem plan as she calls for a plant that lets out Rito's luscious ambition toward the girls of To-Love Ru.
To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,348 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Rito Y. - Complete
No More Who! by Darth Sonic 66 reviews
As of late, Nodoka's life has been like something out of a Shonen anime. Where problems are solved by spells that could vaporize US Carrier Groups. So how has she been able to keep up with just her wits? Maybe because she's been doing it for centuries...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, Nodoka M.
Decadent Habits by Darkenning reviews
"When love is mutual, it brings joy. And that is never wrong. No matter what." Inspired by OverMaster's vignette of the same title.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,858 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Arika A.E., Negi S. - Complete
The Passing Night: The Death of Remus by ChaoRinshen reviews
Another part of my ongoing series. Chisame discovers she is sleep walking and is haunted by what she does while asleep. Something inside of her is trying to wake up. Rated for violence and blood.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Chisame H. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,620 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Suit Up! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Seeing Setsuna depressed, Negi decides to give his student tips on how to pick up girls like he does. Wait, WHAT? Setsu/Harem, Yuri, shoujo-ai, crossdressing, Stinson-ness, CRACK!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Setsuna S., Negi S. - Complete
Freakish is in the eye of the Beholder by Realm Of Chaos reviews
A tumble in the classroom leads to a stunning revelation between Chisame and Haruna, and the two develop a strong connection. But. Is it strong enough? Only time will tell. Rated M for Coarse language, and later intimate scenes.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Bard Moon Rising by DarkDragonDave reviews
The last and final chapter. The Music Always Stops. For those of you who are reading this, for whatever reason, it has been updated... mostly.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,040 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
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RARR: Professionals vs Amateurs reviews
Real pranksters do not prank anyone on April Fools Day. That day is reserved for the amateurs to prank each other. Unfortunately, that just gives the amateurs time to plan.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1
Raising Negi: The Formative Years reviews
Fifteen fanfiction authors from around the world are surprised to learn they have suddenly appeared in the Negimaverse, and tasked to raise little Negi after his home village is destroyed by demons. How could anything go wrong with this idea? Rated M because we swear.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/12/2013
A Stultus Pulchram Story reviews
Negi's class has been turned into Bimbos! How is this possible? How can this be undone? Why does this sound like a bad hentai? These questions and more may be answered within. My first foray into dangerous territory.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/11/2013
Negima: Full Life Consequences reviews
Negi Springfield, cousin of Nekane Springfield is in trouble! Nekane Springfield must live up to her family name and face full life consequences! Well, someone thinks she should anyway. May cause brain damage if read.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/1 - Complete
RARR: Makie Eats Babies! reviews
Random Act of Random Randomness. Everyone's favorite Baka has made a serious mistake. Eggstra information at the end.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Makie S. - Complete
RARR: Just a Gardener
Random Act of Random Randomness. Short snippet involving the Headmaster of Mahora Academy. Basically a 'What If' short. Read and review.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Complete
Space and Time, Negima Style reviews
This story came from two things. The first is a snippet in Time and Time Again, with Feeling! by Ala Iridia in which The Doctor is somehow teaching Class 2/3A. The second is from watching the Red Nose Day 2011 showing of Doctor Who on Youtube. This is meant to be something of a parody, at least I hope you find it funny.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012
Chigusa's New Minions reviews
Negi's students are in Mahora Academy's High School after their return from the Magical World. While Negi himself is away trying to arrange matters for the Green Mars project, someone else has plans of their own.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012
I Hate Snakes reviews
I hate Lustful Snakes. Alright, that isn't quite true... Read and review please.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
The Meeting reviews
Negima is ending. What do the characters think about this?
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012