the devil's angelxx
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Joined 12-20-10, id: 2664808, Profile Updated: 06-09-13
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hello my lovely fanfic readers! My name is Valeria. I'm a girl that loves day dreaming and sometimes comes up with these crazy stories that i just have to write down. Then I got the idea to put them out on fanfiction so all you guys can read them too!

important!! if anybody ever wants help writing a story (not like a beta but give my opinion on it or we could both come up with a story and we could co write together!) or if you want me to read it and tell people about it here i'd be more then welcome to do it! just pm me. (i can do all types of twilight stories or any of the books i have listed below)

Things about me :)

i love reading, writing and dancing!

favorite Color(s) purple

Books i would recommend

-The hunger games

-The mortal instruments series

-The immortals series

-Halo by Alexandra Adornetto

- Hush, Hush


please R&R my stories! i work really hard on every chapter and i would love to hear if you love or hate it!

Growing up... your best friend becomes your worst enemy. lollipops turn into cigarettes. the innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Undies turn into g-strings and boxers. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? when the worst thing you could get from girls were cooties? your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran fastest. war was only a card game. the only drug you knew was cough medicine. wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut. the only things that hurt were skinned knees. And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?... and to think we all couldn't wait to grow up. (copy and paste on your profile if you realized this was right and you want to be a kid again!)

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor Satan shudders an says "Oh shit... She's awake!!"

92% of American teenagers would hold their breaths if Justin Beiber told them to. (Copy this to your profile if you would've been in the 8% laughing your asses off!)

The 3 stages of Insanity:

1. Having arguments with yourself

2. Winning those arguments

3. Losing those arguments

But hey, look on the bright side. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute! Basically its an excuse to HAVE FUN!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on! :)

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves!

It’s ironic for the first part of our lives our parents teach us to walk and talk but for the rest of it they tell us to sit down and shut up.

I’m the author of my own life unfortunately I’m writing in pen and can’t erase my mistakes.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. ;)

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Take Time to read each Sentence:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

"I shall try to tell the truth, but the result will be fiction." - Katherine Anne Porter

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD


You talk to yourself a lot. (E.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (E.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (E.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.)

This is the link to the story i'm co-writing with! she would love it if you would check it out! mystery-on-the-run (now goes by the name of LifeWasNicerWhenStuffWasSimple)

Please check out my friend's profile. She is an AMAZING writer and doesn't get a lot of reviews. Can_Cannibal (her stuff isn't twilight related!)

Alone forever forever is over links:

Nina chapter 27

Nina: Nina

Nina's fairy wings: Fairy Wings

The Culebre's ( 1st dragon) cave: The_Dragon_s_Cave

The waterfall with the Eastern dragons: Rattling Brook Falls

Annysia (the spirit) in the Black forest: Black forest

Jarita's in the trees: Image Shack

Gale chapter 28

Gale: Gale

Gale's fairy wings: Fairy Wings

The Volcano with the Cherufe's: Volcano

Fire Elemental's in the forest: Forest

The river with the Boitatá: River

Eldjötnar's at one of the portals to Zenonia: Giant boulders

The desert with Ifrit: Desert

Peter chapter 29

Peter: Peter

Peter's fairy wings: Fairy Wings

Forest 1 with the Pixies: Forest 1

Forest 2 with the Monopods: Forest 2

The meadow with the Night elves: Meadow

The Sprites at the stream: Transparent water river

The field with the Tree spirits: Field

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Guardian by JMFanficQueen reviews
Bella is a Guardian. She moves to Forks to take a break from her duties where she meets a certain bronze haried boy and his family. But she'll soon realize she can't escape her duties that easily and once things are set in motion, they can't be stopped
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,141 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lost and Found by 19-twilight-fan-93 reviews
When Charlie moves to La Push with Sue, Bella is welcome into the Cullen house wih open arms. What happens when there is a box found while cleaning out Bella's room? Cannon Pairings. Cullens - Vampires Bella - Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,554 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Troubled Love by Piper101 reviews
The Swan's are Fairies, they're in a great war with a big group of vampires known as the Volturi. What happens when a vampire and fairy fall in love? what will happen between the two families?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Tale by Totteacher reviews
Isabella Swan had grown up surrounded by cruel Lords who use woman for their own amusement. How will the young woman be able to protect herself? Can she escape the same fate as her mother?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,237 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden by xSirenSongx reviews
There are more secrets to the 'new girl in school' than even a family of vampires could have foreseen. What could the irresistible Bella Swan be hiding? There is more to the golden eyed girl than anyone could have expected. Rated M for future reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,181 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Angel of the Elements by esmaganga reviews
What if Bella was part angel?What if she was part demon?Read and find out what she is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Two Weeks by Jana reviews
AU - Waylon Forge was dead, my parents were leaving town to tend to the funeral, and I was being shipped off to stay with the Cullens for two weeks. Residing with the most reclusive family on the west coast was bound to be an experience I'd never forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,933 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hell Isn't Such a Bad Place by Mrs.Sevenfold reviews
Isabella Swan is many things. She is: The new girl at Forks High, Phoenix's mystery girl, not normal, beautiful, sassy, not human, and last but not least the only girl able to capture Edward Cullen's heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,280 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blood of a Flower by 24-7reader reviews
When Edward left in N.M. Bella tried to fill the hole left behind with the fact that mythical creatures exist. Fifty years later and her and the Cullens cross paths once again. They're still vampires but what is Bella? It all belongs to S.M.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 47,555 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isabella Ice Angel by Midnight Chaser reviews
Edward left Bella and Victoria changed her.Laurent becomes her big brother.After making her own coven she cames back to Forks after 20 years to meet the Cullens. Will Edward be forgiven and melt Bella's heart of ice or will a new battle tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,248 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chain me free by XxeNVyxX42 reviews
Edward breaks up with Bella, but the Cullens refuse to move away from Forks. Edward and Alice continue to attend school and Bella transitions better than anyone could have thought.An old friend's arrival shakes life up.Can Edward control his jealousy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,422 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of Time by 24-7reader reviews
On the plane to Forks, Bella's life turned upside down. She has suddenly found herself lost in time. Can she get back to her own time? Will she be able to leave the life she establishes in the past? P.S. It all belongs to Stephenie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,124 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sink into Me by XxeNVyxX42 reviews
Edward is a bored immortal searching for that missing element. Could the new girl be more than she seems or just more trouble than she's worth? Bella takes Edward on the adventure of his afterlife. OOC slight cross with TrueBlood
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,048 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Alone forever, forever is over reviews
Bella isn't a vampire, werewolf, shape shifter nor human. When she moves to Forks Washington, she meets the Cullen's. How will they react to another immortal in Forks? And how does she know the Volturi...And how would this put Alice's life on the line?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,356 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fate will bring us together reviews
James was a shield so Edward couldn't read his mind in twilight. The Cullen's didn't know that he wanted Bella. One day Bella goes missing. Can the Cullen's find her before its to late? Or can Edward live without his Bella? R&R would be great!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward