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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Doctor Who, Kuroshitsuji, and Homestuck.

I am a fourteen-year-old named Vanya and that's really all you need to know.

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A Demon's Contract by DaniBD reviews
I planned on non-existence when he took me here. But...Why did he disappear all of the sudden! Why did he leave me alone!...What am I suppose to do now...? Sebastian leaves Ciel without completing the contract. What will happen to Ciel? SxC (We've revamped the story! /s/12035055/1/A-Demon-s-Contract-The-Ties-That-Bind )
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,848 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/1/2010 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.]
The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC,NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuNaru etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 296,993 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
All for the Sake of Pleasure by Kanemoshi reviews
When Tsunade cons Iruka into helping her win her latest bet with Jiraiya, things go a little awry and the chuunin finds himself in a situation that most certainly was not part of his mission. Iruka/Kakashi Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 314,433 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Into Naruto's World by Karaoke reviews
Two girls get sucked into the computer screen while watching Naruto...and Konoha will never be the same! First few chapters will be a bit boring, but the pace will pick up, don't worry. A bit of SasuOc later. Unfinished, but not for much longer!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,522 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Hiruzen S., Team Seven, OC
Not Just Another Fake Boyfriend Story by SoapMaster reviews
Sasuke Uchiha's life was never normal. Neither was Naruto Uzumaki's. But as soon as Sasuke made that proposition, things started going to hell. Warnings: mental disease, sexual assault, alcoholism, and organized crime. NaruSasuNaru with side pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,187 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/11/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Mary Sue Curse by Akari.Wolf.Princess reviews
What if a Fan-fiction writer, like yourself, gets sucked into the world of Naruto,but as a Mary Sue? Join Kira and Ali-ALLY-as they go through the anime trying hard not to be what they hate the most!And what are the weird flashback they keep having?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,614 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Why Am I In The Naruto Universe! by mitsuki1313 reviews
SasukeXoc sasuoc WTF just happened! One minute I'm at Wendy's eating a frosty then everything gets blurry and I start hearing the Japanese song ROCKS by Hound Dog! Next thing I knew I was in some apartment with a balcony that had a view of the hokage mo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,207 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sasuke U.
NS: Usagi Hyrugi Circus by love2be4gotten reviews
Welcome to Usagi Hyrugi Circus, where you'll see the unexpected. Contains: Foul language, rape, and dark themes. Very graphic in certain parts of the rape. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,882 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Reality Check by nathan-p reviews
** START WITH CHAPTER 82 ** One-night stands are supposed to be a one-night thing. They're not supposed to show up fifteen years later, claiming they're pregnant with your child. And you're not supposed to fall in love with them. Jeb/ter Borcht, Reilly/OC, Jeb/Reilly UST. ** START WITH CHAPTER 82 **
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 82 - Words: 129,432 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
His Mysterious Boss by bachiari reviews
Naruto is forbidden to fall in love with his boss, even though said boss is currently using him as a "stress reliever." SasuNaru. AU. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,585 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Demons Within by Rose Red and Snow White reviews
As Naruto merges with the Kyuubi, his life continues to change drastically. Unfortunately, this causes some interesting repercussions. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,998 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Letters of Two Spirits by Maiko.Chan12 reviews
Haku and Chihiro are sending letters back and forth to each other: Chihiro finding Haku's letters on her dresser and Haku has Chihiro's letters smuggled in by the sootballs assissting Kamajii. Takes place once Chihiro returns to her world. Now turned T!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,517 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
The Doctors by Flying Penguinz reviews
With Rory trapped inside, the TARDIS flies itself to the parallel universe with Rose and Ten's human duplicate. With the help of River Song, Eleven and Amy travel to meet Rory to find temporal disturbance that excites the Doctor. Old and new friends collaborate to investigate the severe case of temporal disturbance, though they have to be careful for the sake of time and space.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, 11th Doctor
Naruto & Sasuke: Daddy Potential by PrettyKitty93 reviews
Sequel to Naruto & Sasuke: Hero Potential. The two have a son, who they are left to raise on their own... so you know this is going to be interesting. NaruSasu. NSHP Universe. Warnings: Lemons, Limes, Mpreg. R&R Please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,718 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5580 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Doll Face by PrettyKitty93 reviews
Naruto hears of a contest for cute ukes from all over, and sets off to enter Sasuke in it. Too bad that along the way, everybody can't wait to get a piece of him, but Naruto doesn't give his Sasuke up easily... Yaoi. Multiple Pairings. Lemons Galore. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,591 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nudist? by The Digger reviews
Nudist defenition- a person who prefers not to wear clothes when not needed; a person who doesn't believe in wearing clothes, thus being naked; Naruto? Takes place after finding Tsunade. Adopted from original author frost-bite-killer. *DISCONTINUED*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,475 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prank Wars by Bad Writer xD reviews
Naruto is new in school and there is a war between two rival gangs over the school. It's up to Naruto to stop the violence with ... Prank Wars? SasuNaru of course ... yaoi ... no likey ... no readie!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,286 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm reviews
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Immortal with My Epic Commentary by Dreamer-Girl96 reviews
A reposting of the most scary and disturbing story to ever be written and put on Fanfiction! Hopefully my commentary makes it more funny than painful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,276 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - OC - Complete
Stop The Universe! I Want To Get Off! by xxOrganizedInsanityxx reviews
Six girls unwillingly stumble into the unfamiliar and often dangerous world of Naruto, where they are forced to compete in the most difficult test of them all: the Chunin Exams. And when you come from a world where ninjas don't exist, things can get ugly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,372 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 9/16/2009
What Lemony Snicket Forgot to Mention by Beatrice B reviews
Prepare yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, my father only allowed you to view the watered down version of what truly happened. Welcome To The Terrible Tale. Welcome to the truth.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011
Naruto no Kitsune by TheNineTailedKitsune reviews
Naruto is placed under a Genjutsu that makes him suffer his past as a child. The Kyuubi finds him in his mind and is the one to save him. After he wakes up he seems fine, until he starts acting like a fox along with growing the ears and a tail to prove it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,221 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Renewing Changes by Fourangers reviews
"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,940 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Time Too Late by theonlywater reviews
'She shouted, but they never came.' Amy is in trouble- and her boys arrive too late. Can they patch her up? What might have happened if Isabella hadn't released Amy from the chair, in Vampires of Venice. Explicit themes: Abuse, Sexual Assault. A/U.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
The Truth Complex by celticvampriss reviews
The Doctor, Amy, and Rory are trapped, what else is new? There's a chemical in the air forcing them to tell the truth and act on their inner fantasies and urges. What could go wrong? Amyx11 Based on series 5 events. Sequel now up- The Time Alteration
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,843 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - [11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy] - Complete
The Girl Who Didn't Make Sense by FallOutGrl02 reviews
How could he resist? The relationship between Amy and the Doctor seems to be friendship to those around them, but it's always been more. It's been more since the day that blue box crashed into Amelia Pond's garden when she was 7. Major spoilers!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 71,650 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Time of My Life Commentary by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
Decided to commentate Tara's new story...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
CRACK FIC MADNESS ONE SHOTS! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Plenty of crack one shots just for your amusement people. Formerly How Naruto Got Sasuke To Come Back To Konoha. xSTILL CRACKx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,475 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Fourth Wall: the Sequel by The Man in the White Coat reviews
A tale that has yet to be told, but waiting realization. If the main characters can get there, that is. The sequel to Fourth Wall! Kind of . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
This world? Or the Other? Remake by Akumu-chama reviews
Hinata has been tired of her father so she runs away and walks through an odd tunnel. On the other side is a world that is completely addicted to sex. Shy Hinata has to deal with Horny boy's including the Akatsuki! Possible lemons. Not sure :P Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,610 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Hinata H.
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
My Immortal Commentary by Para-Lol reviews
this is exactly like the title says. its my thoughts on My Immortal hope you have fun reading
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Super Cool Naruto! by Parody No Jutsu reviews
My first story. Overused cliches, large harem that makes no sense, horrible lemons, stupid emo duckbutt sausegay-teme-chan-kun bashing. All of this and more expected here. Give it a read if you feel like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seven Sins by G33ki3 reviews
Sebastian has completed all of the Seven Deadly Sins with Ciel other then Lust and the restraint is beginning to take a toll on him. If the young master is to be properly prepared for consumption something must be done about this. S/C Lemons
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,826 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Laughter of the Broken by Danasca reviews
DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,184 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
The Old Stages of Acceptance by Nadheen reviews
I wasn't gay. I didn't care what they said. I came from a strict religious family where men weren't allowed to like other men. So what if I had a one night stand with a man? It was an accident. With Epilogue. New and improved version posted under "Stages of Acceptance."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,341 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make Me Move by DracoSheikahCharaJutsu reviews
Naruto's dancing partner for a competition suddenly has to cancel and all is lost. Sasuke, who is also a dancer, has recently been fired, so he decides to fill in. There is only one problem, Sasuke is a ballroom dancer and Naruto Dirty Dances. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,491 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Attack of the MarySues! by karabell-karaboo723 reviews
REPOST It's every bad Harry Potter fic you've ever read. Reading the books, Ebony, American Transfer students, Harry's siter, abudant OOCness and more. Dont like cruel parodies? Well don't read this. WARNING- This may destroy all faith left in hummanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,593 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Why You NEVER Give Naruto Sweets! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
"I will murder that kid!" Asuma yelled angrily. "He took Asuma's lighter didn't he?" Kakashi asked Kurenai. "And a pair of my underwear." Kurenai added. Kakashi blinked. "I'm not going to ask how he managed to do that." Kakashi stated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Complete Idiot's Guide To Get Killed By Akatsuki by MegaRedCloud reviews
Hello! This is 'The Complete Idiot's Guide To Getting Killed By The Akatsuki! If you are reading this, then you must want to die. Or your just bored! Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Akatsuki
Enduring The Pain by SasuNaruAddict4ever-o8 reviews
"Tell me, have you ever regretted something you have done? So much that it almost drives you insane? Well I have." Sasuke tries to save whats left of Naruto. WARNING: SERIOUS RAPE SCENES! DO NOT ENTER IF YOU CAN'T 'ENDURE' RAPE! YOU ARE WARNED! SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A is for Anteater by laurelangel reviews
Naruto gets Sasuke in trouble. What else is new? An anteater. Sasuke knew he should have stayed in bed that morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,074 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Slayers by TragedyDawl reviews
When Sasuke and Itachi entered an organization to kill off the bad guys, Sasuke wasn't planning on meeting an idiot and an annoying pink haired girl that likes to shoot herself in the head.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,034 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Story of a Mute Girl by Wolf of Writing reviews
Naruto has a twin, mute sister name Ai. This is her story about how she gets pregnant with Sasuke Uchiha's child begins but will she ever speak? Can Sasuke open her up? Better than it seems SasukexOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,656 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
BrownBlue by Venerate reviews
Sasuke sees, but Naruto is blind to true beauty. Naruto's eyes are blue, but they look brown and there is too much make-up for Sasuke to realise that his want is truly a need. : YAOI, SasuNaru. No cross-dressing. BDD!Naruto, mentions of prostitution. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oi, Pond! by Jasper winked reviews
The Doctor is not in love with Amelia Pond. Really. Fluff sprinkled lightly with angst. Eleven/Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Taking Advantage by Linaritara reviews
Rory is gone, and the Doctor has a wedding ring in his pocket. In fact, the girl whose hand it fits is on his ship... Anything could happen, and it probably will. Name has been changed from 'Twinge of Advantage', and this is finally COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
My Precious Mate by xXxWaterLilyLoverxXx reviews
Humals are the new big thing, but there's one thing that sets them apart from all other pets, and Sasuke's going to take advantage of it. M-preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,213 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Cosplay Cafe by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Come join the land of cosplay and pastries! Naruto and Sasuke are brought into a world where it's okay for men to dress up - as long as it brings in customers! While immersed into this new enviroment, love sparks in just the right places. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,739 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Violet Eyes by Doodled93 reviews
Bloodlineish story! Kyuubi is sick and tired of how Naruto acts, so he does a little diging in his DNA during wave mission, substitutin' this, adding a lil of that. Naruto's now seeing spots and knowin WAY too much. Maybe NaruHarem? Rated M 4 probability
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,341 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Naruto U.
My First by Zakuro95 reviews
One day our 19 year old blonde friend is coming home late from work. On his way home some random man throws a huge box out on the sidewalk. Naruto opens it up and see...a HUMAN? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fourth Wall? What Fourth Wall? by The Man in the White Coat reviews
Join me as I attempt to write the greatest Naruto fan ficiton ever! Of course, it would be easier if the protagonist did not know he was in a fan fiction and refused to cooperate
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,747 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sketch book by Reece12345678910 reviews
Just some random ideas that popped up that I may or may not continue with
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Many Horrors of Fanfiction! by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
Naruto and Sasuke think they've seen a lot of traumatizing things in their lives, that is, until they discover the horrors of Fanfiction! Their lives will -never- be the same! What will they come across? Slightly AU implied NarutoxSasuke fic. M for...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,025 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Spirited Eternal by Matthieu reviews
Chihiro makes a wish on a tree and suddenly the world she left behind is all rushing back to her. The difference is this time she's not going to be able to go home.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Chihiro O.
Prince of the Pond by oddbird reviews
A twisted fairytale about a prince, a frog and a glass ball, and a bit about a poor blue fish that has to witness it all. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,095 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Long Week by Bianca Cai reviews
Sasuke and Naruto's hormones have been acting up a lot more than usual lately. So what happens when the two have to spend one week together? Will they confess their feelings for eachother, or drive themselves crazy instead. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Studio Ghibli The Weakest Link by SideshowJazz1 reviews
This is a version of the quiz show "The Weakest Link" with Studio Ghibli characters. Seven girls have faced several hardships, such as sorcerers, pirates and magic. How will they do in a battle of brains? Discontinued.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Chihiro O.
Two Face by The Raven and the Fox reviews
I hate him. I absolutely HATE him. He's a cold bastard who treats me like I'm less than nothing. I have to put up with him nearly 24 hours a day. The only thing keeping me going these days is the anonymous love letters I keep getting… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 111 - Words: 367,245 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
99 Problems by DollHouseBammx reviews
Sasuke is in the closet, but has his eyes set on a special person. Can he tempt Sasuke to be out and proud?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Dangers of Fraping by GoodBadAndEverythinInBetween reviews
The daily life of Suna and Konoha on Facebook! The comments, the likes, the catfights and the fraping. Enjoy! Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011
You Don't, So I Do by Kouzuka Haruomi reviews
Sasuke lives on Naruto's pranks all these while. When it stopped, he wondered to himself why?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Monster by Octavius reviews
Sasuke attempts Izanagi. Results are unexpected. Originally written for the Sasunaru exchange on lj.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Teme by wakawaka22 reviews
One-shot, drabble. Sasuke and Naruto return from a successfully completed mission, but what's this? Sasuke has another mission? XD I know kinda unoriginal plot but read you won't regret it! Really shld be rated T but for one sentence. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Alchemists and Sue Slayers by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
Anna is a Sue-Slayer sent into the world of FMA to save our heros from the ever-growing population of Mary Sues. Contains female!Envy, crossovers from hell, a pissed-off gate, convenient plotholes, Ebony Dark'ness Dimetra Raven Way, yaoi, and more.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011
Best friends stay round each other's houses by MiiSuzuki reviews
Team 7 splits up during a mission, causing Sasuke and Naruto to spend a night alone under the same roof. After Sasuke goes too far during an argument, their relationship seems to change over the next few days. Naruto is acting weird, but why? SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Maury Show by InsaneKittenProductions reviews
Sasuke thinks he is being dragged to watch his husbands favorite show,The Maury Show,Live.Oh Boy he's in for a big surprise!SasuNaru NO LIKEY NO READEY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
PS I Love You SasuXNaru by InsaneKittenProductions reviews
Sasuke dies of a brain tumor.On Narutos 30th birthday he recieves a letter from his dead husband.For the next year Naruto will recieve letters from him.With Narutos friends and Angel,they will teach our once bubbly blonde how to live life once again.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
the Myth by Flika reviews
"This can't hapen to me Sakura! I'm a guy, a straight guy! It's not possible for this to happen to me!" "That's a myth Naruto." SasuNaru. RAPE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To kill a jinchuuriki by Raven VanHellsing reviews
This is a SasuxNaru fanfiction. To teach him a lesson the Kyuubi has stuck Naruto in his sexy no jutsu form, in the middle of a fight with Sasuke,what happens next? find out in this gay but not gay fanfiction of epic proportions
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
No Rain, No Rainbow by xNikkehKittehx reviews
Sasuke doesn't feel like going to Orochimarus so he stays the night with Naruto, against Narutos will, of course. But what happens when Sasuke finds Narutos dirty little secret hidden away in the bathroom? Yaoi, SasuNaru, Drugs, Swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
100 Things Sasuke Did To Piss Off Naruto by kiiyu-sama reviews
This is the sequel to "100 Things That Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke". This time Naruto gets his say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
See You Again by Cl0vErlurVesy0u reviews
Haku's back. duh! HAD to do the horribly over-used plot. First story ever! : REview. You will get a cookie! : HIATUS!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O.
The Vacation by Neko-Chan NyaNya reviews
The group of college students did so well this year that Tsunade has given them a week off to relax at the hot springs but what will be learned during their time off? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
a light touch by SeventySevenDwarfs reviews
Naruto had kissed Sasuke in class per accident, but now he wants a real kiss
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The HBCK by Kutsu reviews
What's the HBCK, you ask? Why, the Homo-Bi Club of Konoha. This year, it's Naruto's job to find new recruits within the university's freshmen. That, and finally convince a certain Uchiha to come to the dark side... They have cookies after all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teaching by seb147 reviews
Alrighty, well summary inside. And I'd rather you went inside and looked for yourself since I'm terrible at summaries. Yays!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Writing Tips by hahafuckthis reviews
This with help you make your stories better, attract readers well, not attract, but not scare them away , and uh, other stuff!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009
The Long Road To Power by TheShadowFox66 reviews
SCRAPPED AND SOON TO BE REWRITEN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Toy Store! by dangerprawn reviews
A series of drabbles about Kakashi finding sex toys in unconventional places. This is non-explicit but perverse. IruKakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Oh My by Iroka reviews
Ino and Temari finally feud over Shikamaru, but it turns into something a little more...Parody orgy IN A HOT TUB! Perverted Kakashi, vengeful Itachi, Priest Gaara, possessed Chouji. And to top things off: what the hell did Shino and Temari do to Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
Boys and Girls by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Locked in a house for 30 days with several embarrassing tasks to complete, fifteen jounin examiners slowly lose their minds. SasuSaku, NaruHina...or something.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Truth or Dare! Discontinued by RainyDaysTakeMyBreathAway reviews
Max and the flock are at rtinez house, and they're bored, so Nudge decides to play Truth or dare! It leads to other things. FAX. Suck at yways, R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
The yaoicentric book of jokes by Manflesh reviews
I like jokes but can't help but think of how much better they would be if the Naruto characters were in those situations. I don't claim to own the jokes or Naruto. Mostly SasuNaru and some straight pairings. Rated M for some dirty jokes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Maximum Ride Commentaries by AmerikajinOtaku reviews
Maximum Ride characters making commentaries for actual fanfictions. Totally funny! Please donate your fanfiction!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
This is so wrong by Samsal reviews
Sasuke takes a look into Naruto's notebook and doesn't like what he reads. Yaoi, lemon juice and a little bit of parody all in one...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Consequences of Truth or Dare by pinkprincess23 reviews
This is my first fanfiction. It is about all of the consequences that occur when the flock plays truth or dare. The whole story may not even be about truth or dare. FAX and slight EGGY. Review please! Tell me if I need to change the rating!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
The Dream Machine by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Maximum Ride Truth or Dare? by josie1901 reviews
Fax! its funny, and i think its a good read, so give it a read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Fanfiction Hell by Uzuki-Kun reviews
Ever wondered if the Naruto characters read your fanfictions...well, they do! And they are mad as all hell! Now they are the ones writing. Latest Chapter: Hinata's depressed, and her sister is all up in her grill.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,478 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/26/2007
To Warm The Coldest Of Hearts by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto is popular; Sasuke is a geek. They hate each other, but what happens with a make over, tutoring and a whole other side of the geek is shown? After all that is just at school. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,671 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sick and Twisted Naruto Omakes: The Series by Shade reviews
Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha switch bodies. Hilarity Ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sugar Explosion! by Hyper Kid reviews
Sorry ladies and gents, but I'm a crazy person! Somehow, a select number of 'respected' ninja have managed to get themselves wired out of their minds on sugar! Implied Sasu/Naru, and possibly some others it's all just for fun, and I'm sure fun will be had
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
The Golf Cult R Us by EdwardAddict reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Orochimaru's Sex Education Class by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke was taught lots of things. Just not the things that would help reach his goal of reviving his clan. So, Orochimaru has come to help him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7144 - Favs: 5,667 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Flock Finds FanFiction by SerenitySnow412 reviews
The Flock randomly discovers the wonders and horrors of FanFiction. Crack Fic. Slight Fax. Set after STWAOES.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007
Not Really Spirited Away by Nalurah reviews
An insane parody on the movie Spirited Away. Chihiro is a devillish girl who has a whole bag of weapons... Not really suited for the younger ones, lots of talking about murder, taking over the world and icecream!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Chihiro O.
Hotblooded by purrfectly679 reviews
The Kyuubi wants a mate. And 'she' will do anything to acquire one, even if it DOES mean resorting to the most low-down and deceitful form of seduction... Romance, conspiracies and tactical manipulation galore. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,116 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
The Things Fans Wrote by TenshiKaitou reviews
[SasuNaru; Shounen-Ai] When Sasuke got himself a computer completed with internet access, he just might stumble upon some interesting fanfictions that we fans wrote...First attempt at trying to be funny...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Complete
BLRN: Alternative Ending by purrfectly679 reviews
[complete] Set after chpt 19 of 'I think I better leave right now': After Sasuke falls, what will become of Naruto? Will he stay around to pick up the pieces, or has his heart already been shattered beyond repair? SasuNaru - for all the romantics!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
Fanfiction Lounge: Harry Potter by Taya reviews
Welcome to the fanfiction lounge, where characters rest up between fanfics, and insanity lives on... 3 of ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003
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unspoken reviews
i tried to forget/but you grew roots around my ribcage/and sprouted flowers/just below my collarbones
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Caliborn, Calliope
Helter Skelter reviews
Will you, won't you want me to make you/I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you/Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer/You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
the void beyond what we remember reviews
The game is over. Everything is back to normal. There never was a game. Everything is perfect. Perfect. RoseKan, JohnKat, Daverezi, and JadeFef.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Johnkat Drabbles reviews
Drabbles from written from prompts provided by my Tumblr followers. Completely unproofread and kind of stupid. Some non-explicit porny stuff sometimes, but not too often because I suck at that stuff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Heat Haze Days reviews
"I couldn't stop the car, the cat, the haze of heat which looked at me like a little girl; like you, Amelia, and said 'This is real.'" Based on a Vocaloid song. Wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey angst. Friendshipping.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Impossible Memories reviews
Memories that aren't your own, a life you never lived. The Naruto universe holds a terrible secret. Mild-to-moderate language, slight future gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010
Synchronized reviews
Amy and the Doctor go together like beaches and water. Oneshot, fluffy angst... if there is such a thing...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
His First reviews
Ciel's first contract does not go as planned. Crack. Yup.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Always Bring a Banana to a Party reviews
What goes on in Ciel Phantomhive's day-to-day life. Ongoing series of seemingly unconnected oneshots. Total crack!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Ciel P.
Fight, Devils, Fight reviews
Song parody. UPDATE: Posted to Youtube! See chapter 2 for link and updated lyrics!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
bound
They're bound together, for all of his life.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Already Gone reviews
"I love you so, I love you enough to let you go."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Attack of the Sporks reviews
Tara Gilesbie has launched an attack on the Naruto fandom. When this happens, a blatant self-insert gathers the canon to fight back. You don't fight fire with fire, and you don't fight badfic with badfic. You fight badfic with... sporks. This. Is. War.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011
Lords and Ladies
Veronica's life is ordinary. The Doctor and Amy Pond soon fix that. Eleven/Amy, mild-ish OC/OC, mild violence, mild angsty angst times.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,092 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011
You Were Meant For Me reviews
Amy has never felt alone more than those few weeks after the God Complex. Even years after, when she has a modeling job and her own perfume, she still misses him. So what happens when she sees him? Eleven/Amy, a bit of canon breaking. Used to be a oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Yet Again with a little Doctor Who reviews
The famous characters from the Naruto fanfiction Yet Again with a little Extra Help have crashed into the TARDIS. Crap. Disclaimer: I am NOT the creator of ANY of these characters.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011
Christmas Day reviews
THIS IS A BADFIC I WROTE AT 10 YEARS OLD. I AM ONLY KEEPING IT UP SO THE PPC CAN SPORK IT. Thanks, guys! Basically; don't read if you value your sanity or in-character-ness. All text inside, including ANs, is the ORIGINAL and not how I write now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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