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Joined 12-20-10, id: 2665173, Profile Updated: 08-11-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師.

My name is Bond, James Bond.

My age is 100

I live in the middle of nowhere.

If you've read till here, you'll know that i'm just joking.

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Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai


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Friends of Beneficial Means by sweetz4354 reviews
Loneliness can make a person do stupid things for the right reasons. Or at least it seemed like the right reason. Of course, some things don't always go according to plan… or in Lisanna's case, according to the deal.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Lisanna S., Bickslow
Akatsuki in my House by Practice is Over reviews
"So you meet a senile old lady who gives you a star-shaped diamond and when you get home it randomly explodes, makes a portal and sucks us in, transporting us here, yeah? Did I get that right?" - "Y-yes." - "You think we're stupid, yeah?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,810 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
Years of Evelyn by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
The word "parent" was alien and incompatable with their own identities, because even Levy and Gajeel had trouble believing that two creatures as different as they were would be capable of combining and producing another human being.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,455 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Eyes Like Mine by Saya Moonshadow reviews
"What if it has my eyes?" Bixlow, Lisanna, and the mayhem that comes with learning you are soon to be a parent. BiLi; Bixlow x Lisanna.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [Lisanna S., Bickslow]
Distraction by narutogoddess reviews
Something was distracting him. but i couldn't figure out what. Find out what Neji Hyuga's distraction is!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Dark Alice by serasmiwa reviews
A girl exactly like Alice that appears in dreams that haunt her, showing her a deranged Wonderland, would she be able to find the truth? Rated M due to certain subjects within the story May continue it in the future if you like it
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Alice - Complete
Asleep by Nerissa26 reviews
A darker look at what happened to Alice after she left Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Alice - Complete
Dear Daylight by Seynee reviews
He wants to marry her one day. — Ryu, Chizuru.
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Ryu S., Chizuru Y. - Complete
The Right Person by rosemask22 reviews
If she wasn't blushing before, she certainly was now. Nobody had ever said that to her before. Not her family. Not any of her past boyfriends. Not even Chizu or Sawako. The annoying thing was... she knew that he meant it. ONE-SHOT PinxAyane
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Pin A., Ayane Y. - Complete
Error by JayJay223 reviews
It couldn't be possible they were mirror images,twins, there couldn't be a mistake in that.They were perfect, what the other lacked, the other one had.So it shouldn't be possible for one them to be an error...could it? Two shot with Lovin'Life
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
True Love? by No-Worries94 reviews
What really happened when The Mad Hatter met Alice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Accidentally by Miki Boy reviews
AU / The first time they met, he pinned her to the ground and ended up straddling her - accidentally of course... And from there, started what could only be a beautiful relationship with no flaws what so ever… Not.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Wendy M., Mystogan/Edo Jellal - Complete
Settling by Kagomaru reviews
With underpopulation becoming an issue in Konoha, the jounin are forced to make a decision that will change the lives of everyone. Sakura's made her decision and Kakashi's still deciding.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Tulips by colemanfan242 reviews
Tulips are Ino's favorite flowers. Pink tulips mean perfect happiness, and red tulips mean endless love. Pink is for Sasuke, but red...red belongs to another. ShikaIno. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Already Gone by Pressing Point reviews
On their first anniversary, he had a mission. The second, he lost track of time while training with Sasuke. The third...he forgot. The fourth...She's patiently waiting for his excuse this time. His answer will allow her to decide, "Do I want a divorce?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Warrior's Existence by HeavenlySwirl reviews
- Nejiten AU - I was but a warrior-his protector, his guard…I breathed, watched, and trained— three simple words of my existence. It was fate.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Why? by Foolish Moon reviews
Just a small drabble inspired by the latest chapter SPOILERS!Chapter 131 and 137 HildaxOga
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Hidden Perspective by Oceanwind reviews
Hilda realizes that Oga might not be as much of an idiot as she originally thought. 'Might not' being the key phrase as events of the night unfold. Now a Two-shot.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - [Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T.] - Complete
A Most Powerful Magic by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Eighteen one-shots about the Fairy Tail couples and their slow realization of what truly is the most powerful magic in the universe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,828 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fourteen Times by Commander Zia reviews
'Rin taught Ibiki to accept that some people just couldn't force themselves to love lemonade, no matter how many lemons life threw in their direction.' IbiRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Rin, Ibiki M. - Complete
Ineluctable by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
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lIfe Sucks TAKE 2! reviews
Life sucks. Especially if you're my friends and I. We;ve just landed in the middle of a big steaming pile of crap. Worst part, it was caused by a couple of cutesy felines with Fucked up colour schemes. What can we do but be caught in this whirlwind of adventure, comedy and romance? Warning! May contain cliches, and cheesy jokes. Also includes free swearings and a side of peanuts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Akatsuki, Itachi U., Kisame H., Deidara
Life sucks 1 reviews
My life sucks. It friggin sucks balls. Here we were, enjoying our day off. Then life decides to spiral out of control, starting with a wish. "I wish the Akatsuki were rea-" Surprise, surprise! The Akatsuki falls from our ceiling. Literally. People complain about it raining cats and dogs. We're different. We complain about it raining freaking psychopaths. HEAVY LANGUAGE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Akatsuki
Halfdemon reviews
What if Satan had more than two children? What if he had at least one in every world in order to allow him to destroy every world? What if Sakura was one of them as well? CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN! WILL BE BETTER! I PROMISE!
Crossover - Naruto & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sakura H., Rin O.