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Author has written 20 stories for Twilight, Artemis Fowl, Vampire Diaries, Meet the Robinsons, X-Men: Evolution, Batman the Animated Series, and Young Justice.
Hey, I'm a HUGE fan of Twilight and the Vampire Diaries, OH and YOUNG JUSTICE/BATMAN TAS O_o I also love Baby Bella Stories. LOL OH and i LUV AF (Artemis Fowl). Please check out my stories and review them if you read them, all reviews are appreciated
Check this link! : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3614982/Protector_Copper it is my half account!! The main page tells you everything if you wanna laugh check out our Batman crack stories!!!
The only other thing you REALLY need to know about me is that I will NEVER give up on a story!! I may not write often sometimes, but it's because of Writer's Block (which I tend to get often). BECAUSE I get it so often, I like to have MANY stories going at once, giving me a better chance to have an idea for at LEAST one and it helps my ideas flow better when I have so many varieties and possibilities going on at once THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING
*HEY i just found out the strangest thing that some of you may know (good for you, i JUST found out 1/11/12) but this site has been around since 1998!!! O_o DID YOU KNOW THAT???? XD If I ever felt like a newbie before, now I definetly do.*
Also Complete and Total Disclaimer for my Stories: I do not own Twilight, OR Vampire Diaries... Or Artemis Fowl... or Young Justice... or Batman TAS... or Pokemon... xD
BTW I finally admit this, I am a secret Pokemon fan! I LOVE that show and I still play the game at my age (which will not be said) xD I already admitted my love (cough) obsession (cough) for Batman so what do I have to lose??*
ONE THING you need to know about me is my signature
When you're story is ongoing, it mean continue, when your story is finished, it means keep writing other stories, but in both and all situations and others, it simply means "Follow you're dream, you're on here and you have fans for a reason. If you're good and you enjoy it, move foreward and keep writing no matter what others say." =)
If ANY of my TAWDH (The Angel with Devil's Horns) fans would like to check out my website for the story Im also not 78 XD*)(thts it) I will be posting updates on it and various pics of/from the story on there THNX guys!! (ALSO, no matter what my site says, Im not 78, or a dude XD, just thought I'd put tht out there. Im a chick, not a dude *
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* * * DO NOT STEAL THIS BELOW VVV I WROTE IT MYSELF AND IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CREDIT ME YOU CAN NOT HAVE IT * * *
- Kevin Conroy not being the voice of Batman is like... Poison Ivy not having red hair
- Poison Ivy not having red hair is like... the Joker not being psycho
- The Joker not being psycho is like ... Alfred not being a butler
- Alfred not being a butler is like... Dick Grayson not being acrobatic
- Dick Grayson not being acrobatic is like... Robin not being red
- Robin not being red is like... Harley not loving "Mistah J"
- Harley not loving "Mistah J" is like... the Joker not laughing like an evil hyena
- the Joker not laughing like an evil hyena is like... Mr. Freeze not being cold
- Mr. Freeze not being cold is like... the Penguin not having his umbrella
- the Penguin not having his umbrella is like... the Batmobile not being black
- the Batmobile not being Black is like... Gotham City without crime
- Gotham City without crime is like... Ra's Al Ghul not wanting to be immortal
- Ra's Al Ghul not wanting to be immortal is like... Scarecrow not obsessing over fear
- Scarecrow not obsessing over fear is like... Mad Hatter not obsessing over Alice in Wonderland
- Mad Hatter not obsessing over Alice in Wonderland is like... the Riddler not trying to stump people
- the Riddler not trying to stump people is like... Killer Croc not being stupid
- Killer Croc not being stupid is like... Bane not being strong
- Bane not being strong is like... Two-Face not relying on chance
- Two-Face not relying on chance is like... Gotham City not being dark
- Gotham City not being dark is like... Robin not hating Zucco
- Robin not hating Zucco is like...Clayface not being able to change shapes
- Clayface not being able to change shapes is like ... Catwoman not liking cats
- Catwoman not liking cats is like... Scarface not controlling "The Dummy"
- Scarface not controlling "The Dummy" is like... Arkham Asylum not being a loony bin
- Arkham Asylum not being a loony bin is like... Dick Grayson not being Robin or Nightwing
- Dick Grayson not being Robin or Nightwing is like... Bruce Wayne not being the first Batman
- Bruce Wayne not being the first Batman is like... Kevin Conroy not being the voice of Batman
and thus we are back to the beginning...
*READ IF YOU WISH TO LAUGH -*
Favorite Batman Anything related lines:
(Young Justice) -
Cadmus Guy "They hacked the motion sensors."
Robin "I hacked the motion sensors."
Robin "Finally! Thank God Batman ISN'T here, he would have had my head for taking for long!"
Kid Flash "Seriously? THAT'S what you're worried about! The League is going to have ALL of our heads for BEING here!"
Robin "Wayne Tech override - RG4!"
Superboy: No capes, no tights. No offense."
Auqalad: "I can hear you guys glaring."
Robin: "Yes! The Infiltarators have been outfiltrated!"
Joker: "With so much power at my fingertips, some might call me a control freak, *mutters* others just freak... *brightens up, laughing* Either works for me!"
Joker: "SCHOOL'S OUT!"
Artemis: "I feel naked... and not in the good way.
Joker: "Children. CHILDREN foiled our plan? Inconceivable. Unacceptable! Retrobutionable! ... That last one might not be a word, so sue me!"
Superboy: "I hate monkeys."
Joker: *deep voice* "Wonder Boy, you are mine." *laughs maniacly, having imitated Dr. Fate*
Zatanna: Are you guys having a psychic conversation, because I can't decide if that's cool or really rude...
Zatanna: I can't tell, not if you kidnap me.
Artemis: Oh she's gonna fit in great.
Ivo: Marro is in and underground base beneath Yellowstone National Park 100 meters south of Ol' Faithful... W-WAIT What just happened??!
Zatanna: Red Tornado didn't know my moves.
Robin: And I bet you've got some good ones! - Sorry that may have come off a little too Wally.
Zatanna: I don't mind.
Robin: You won't learn emotions from Batman. Trust me.
Zatanna: Yeah, best kidnapping ever.
Robin: First of many, I hope.
Zatanna: Yeah... if my Dad doesn't ground me for life...
Zatara: SHE IS GROUNDED FOR LIFE!
Aqualad: We are Earth's heroes now.
Superboy: Well then what are we waiting for, a theme song?
Superboy: ALRIGHT YOU GLORIFIED TRESSPASSERS! You wanna see how a REAL Alien fights?!
Mom: I brought you a jacket.
Gang Dude: MOM what are YOU doing here?
Black Canary: So you don't want to comfront your extreme reaction to Artemis's death?
Wally: *chokes in shock, then says smoothly* I'd rather talk about YOU babe.
Vykin: She will protect us.
Connor: Who? Dreamer?
Vykin: No, The New Genesisphere
Connor: COOL - Wait, Sphere is a 'she'?
Bear: Lower beings tend to FEAR intimacy.
Black Canary: You not using your natural given abilities is like me not speaking- which I TRIED once when I first used my canary cry and nearly deafened my entire first grade class...
Desond: Infinity Man is now MY- my MASTER'S weapon.
Connor: Sphere you're BEAUTIFUL!
Connor: WE BONDED OKAY?!
Black Canary: Admitting it is the first step.
Batgirl: Would you feel the need to justify an all BOYS' group?
Nightwing: Um... there is no right answer for that one, is there?
Batman: You owe me a new computer.
Superman: I'll pay for it.
Batman: On a reporter's salary? Right...
Barta: You didn't park, like, an invisible plane on my driveway did you?
Superman: Can we come in?
Barta: Can I get dressed first?
Barta: I'm coming with you, get over it.
Batman: I'm over it, what about you two?
Joker: Soon enough you'll lose your grip on reality, which, in my opinion, is over rated anyways
Joker: Ace here can make you crazy, but the best part is, I'm immune to it, because I'm already crazy.
Batman: DON'T. TOUCH. ANYTHING.
Flash: What does this do? *presses button, blows a hole in Wayne Manor*
Joker: Soon enough all of you will be going be,be,be,be *fingers going over lips rapidly* and it's all because of you! The best sidekick a homicidal maniac ever had.
Harley: WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Joker: *tune of London's Bridges* Big o Bats has fallen down, on the ground, mind and sound! Big o Bats has fallen down, I'm so happy!
(The New Batman Adventures) -
Bruce: Everything's changed for me in the past few weeks. The pain of my parents' deaths... It's still there, but it seems smaller. And there's a new feeling now.
Barbara: Which would be?
Bruce: It's a lightness. A sense that things will work out for the best.
Tim: It's called happiness.
Bruce: Whatever it is, I like it.
Bruce: You work with me Tim, you have to follow all the rules. Rule number one, you give me your all. Rule number two, then you give me more. And rule number three, I make the rules.
Dick: Watch that last one, kid. It's a killer.
Robin: "Nightwing! What are you doing here?"
Nightwing: "Oh, just following a pattern of obsessive behavior instilled on me at an early age."
Batman: "You should work on your stealth skills. I heard you coming halfway across the roof."
Nightwing: "Good to see you, too."
Robin: *after Nightwing knocks out a mugger Robin was after* I could'a handled him.
Nightwing: Could'a, would'a, didn't.
Robin: You sound just like Batman.
Nightwing: I'm nothing like him.
Robin: Yeah, right. The Mask, the attitude, the long underwear.
Nightwing: Drop it!
Robin: I'd love to know what happened between you two.
Nightwing: Things change.
Robin: No kidding. You guys used to be the greatest. Batman and Robin, the Dynamic Duo.
Nightwing: Maybe you should ask him.
Robin: I did. And you'll never guess what he said. "Things change."
Dick: I give it a month.
Barbara: You don't think the marriage will last?
Dick: Not that. I'm saying he'll have the costume on again in a month.
(Batman: The Animated Series *1992*) -
Batman: When all is said and done, how much good have I accomplished? They sell t-shirts of me. I've become a cliché. More good for the tourists trade than the streets.
Dick: This city would fall apart without you!
Batman: Maybe. Maybe not. When you look too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back through you. Maybe it's time for Batman to return to the night that spawned him, before anyone else gets hurt.
The Joker: "Whoops! Looks like our air holes are water holes, too! Water shame!"
The Joker: "You're going to melt just like a grilled cheese sandwhich!"
Batman: "Clean up your act, Joker."
The Joker: "That's a joke, right? Batman finally told a joke!"
Dick: Come on Bruce, you're going to LOVE "It's a Wonderful Life!"
Bruce: It's not relentlessly CHEERFUL is it??
Bruce: I know it must be very difficult.
Dick: If only I could have stopped him! I saw him coming out of the tent! I knew he didn't belong there!
Bruce: I know. You keep thinking, If only I had done something differently. If only I could have... warned them. But there isn't anything you could have done. There isn't anything either of us could have done.
Dick: Your mom and dad? Does the hurt ever go away?
Bruce: I wish I could say yes. But it will get better in time. For you. That I promise.
The Joker: "Anyone else want to go?"
Killer Croc: "ME!!! There I was, holed up in this quarry when Batman came nosing along. He was getting closer and closer..."
Poison Ivy: "And?"
Killer Croc: "I threw a rock at 'im."
Poison Ivy: "So Harvey, what about that giant penny?"
Killer Croc: "It was a big rock..."
Robin: "Come 'ere sweety, I got something to discuss with you."
Dick: *Robin and Batman are about to watch some TV* Come on, Bruce. You're gonna love "It's a Wonderful Life".
Bruce: It's not relentlessly cheerful, is it?
Dick: No, it's about the difference one man can make to an entire city. Sound familiar?
Bane: "I will break yoouuu!"
The Joker: Hey! Do I hit your kids?! Oh wait, actually I do...
Bruce: "Gotham Police Declare War on Batman"?
Alfred: I gather you've been reading How to Make Friends and Influence People.
Bruce: Somebody's setting me up.
Alfred: You mean it WASN'T you throwing guards out of windows last night?
Bruce: I only toss butlers, Alfred.
Hamilton: He and crimanls like the Joker are cut from the same fabric. *talking about Batman, on TV*
Joker: *watching* WHAT?! Compare ME to BATMAN?! I've got more style! More Brains! I am certainly a better dresser!
Clock King: A pity. I don't know what to say Batman... except the 9:15 is always 6 minutes early. *jumps off roof and lands on train*
Harvey: LET GO OF ME YOU RICH TWIT!
Sherman's Mom: You're not trying to make gunpowder again are you?
Sherman: No Mom! Honest!
Roberta: We just saved Batman's life Mrs. Grant, now we are hiding him from some bad criminals.
Sherman's Mom: That's good, just don't make a mess.
Bruce: What is it?
Smith: If it's moving, it's a rat. If it's not moving, it's a cooked rat.
Two Face: Get out of my face clown!
Joker: Which one?
Two Face: Yeah, well I think you're wrong. I don't think its ONE guy.
Killer Crock: Huh?
Two-Face: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed somewhere like a SWAT team. He wants you to think its one guy but -
Joker: Meh, you're always seeing double.
Joker: The fact of the matter is, we each have an 'Almost Got 'Im Batman' story. I know mine's the best, but let's hear yours anyway. I'd say, ladies first, but since we don't have any, we'll start with you, Pam!
Batman: Reports of a huge bat creature the size of a man. Remind you of anybody?
Alfred: Besides the present company?
Alfred: Sounds like the human race could become very expendable, except for butlers of course.
Batman: Of course.
Joker: Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the Plant Lady has gone wackers again.
Talia: My contact lenses! I lost them when we fell! They counter the distortion effect. Without them, I'm as helpless as you.
Batman: I don't do helpless
Joker: Without Batman, crime has no punchline.
Batman: Alright scumbag, it's you, me, and thirty stories. You're going to tell me exactly what I want to know.
Scarecrow: Our prosecutor is ready, likewise our fair and impartial jury.
Hatter: Hang him!
Harley: Shoot him!
Killer Croc: Hit him with a rock!
Scarecrow: And now, all rise for the most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful Judge Joker!
Robin: *watching Baby's Dolls old TV show* Remember whenever Poison Ivy had us tangled up with those vines? The ones with the really BIG thorns?
Robin: This is worse.
(Batman: Under the Red Hood) -
Nightwing: Maybe we should go pay him a visit. *turns to see Batman already gone*
*Batmobile engine starting in background*
Nightwing: Could you for once JUST SAY "Let's get in the car"?
Nightwing: You know what I miss most about running with you? The toys.
Nightwing: He did just thank me, didn't he?
Alfred: Indeed he did, sir.
Red Hood: What the hell took you so long?
Batman: Just shut up and fight.
Joker: I'm going to need some guys... Not these guys cause they're kinda dead.
Servent: Should I alert the guards to pursue him?
Ra's Al Ghul: Don't be foolish, you will never catch him. Besides, I have done enough.
Joker: Have we met before?
Red Hood: Yes, we have.
Joker: Well then, here's to warm memories.
Red Hood: Ah, you and you're gadgets, You're not the only one with toys!
*small explosives land at his feet*
Red Hood: Crap.
Joker: You gotta give the kid points, he came all the way back from the dead to kill me. Who's got a camera? First take one of me and the kid, then me and Batman, then all three of us. OH! And then one with the crowbar, and -
*Red Hood hits him on the back of the head*
Joker: Party pooper, no cake for you.
Batman: There hasn't been a day when I haven't thought about subjecting to him all the horrendous tortures he put on other people, subject him to the most pain possible and then... END HIM.
Joker: Aw, you do think about me.
Robin: I totally got you!
Batman: You would have, if I hadn't seen you sneak behind the computer three minutes ago.
*That movie is so good but it ends so sadly ='( Like in a happy/sad way. AH you have to watch it, its so good*
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