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Joined 12-21-10, id: 2666114, Profile Updated: 05-28-20
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

Hi! I'm Cat!

- B.A. Theatre & Creative Writing, '14

- M.A. English, British Lit, '16

- Ph.D. Theatre & Performance Studies, '21


UPDATE: Hot for Teacher is on an indefinite hiatus. I don't know when I'll have time to get back to it.

Thank you so much for reading my older stories in the meantime - I can't tell you how much it means to me to know that my stories make people smile.

Wishing you the best!


OTPs:

- George/Hermione

- Sirius/Remus

- John/Sherlock

- Stiles/Derek

- Mollymauk/Caleb

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Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,298 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Bring it by what. a mongoose reviews
It's almost christmas and Hermione is feeling lonely, a particular twin is there and he makes a promise that Hermione just has to hold him to. AU and some characters slightly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,731 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
All There Is by Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst reviews
Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6324 - Favs: 16,957 - Follows: 6,000 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heights by Dlvvanzor reviews
When Sherlock came back from the dead, John gave him exactly 20 minutes to explain himself, rose to his feet, made enough tea for one person, and proceeded to ignore Sherlock's existence for the next seven days. After pretending not to exist for three years, though, Sherlock didn't really find it hard to pretend for another week. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Daddy Duty by Creatividadqueamo reviews
Tony Stark and Steve Rogers had certainly improved their attitudes since the Loki attack; they had even become friends, but they definitely weren't ready to take care of a baby together. However, they are the only ones who can properly protect the fragile little Peter from danger. They never would have guessed how the little spider would affect their lives... or their relationship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,334 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
My Shirt Looks Good on You by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Steve thinks Tony looks good wearing Steve's clothes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Good Morning by creaturecomfort reviews
Smell, Sound, Sight, Taste, Touch. The few things that Steve loves about mornings. Steve x Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Youth is a War by morningmagpie reviews
After the war, George starts his quest for happiness, enlisting none other than Hogwarts's bookworm to help him win it back. What happens when this unlikely pair start to fall for each other? And how will it complicate the relationships they already have?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hermione G., George W.
Bad Faith by MightierThanSwords reviews
Harry and his friends have returned for their eighth year; the Dark Lord has fallen, and by rights this should be a peaceful year. But when strange things start happening at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself drawn to an unexpected figure from his past... -Work on this fic is paused for the moment, my apologies!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,747 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blankets by Harriettlovesbooks reviews
It was because of the blankets on the bed that Fred first noticed that something was wrong. But he never expected his wife to get him back for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Embracing Chaos by Bedelia reviews
The gifts start arriving on Christmas Day. All of them are empty. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Beautiful by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The first time George Weasley really saw Hermione Granger as more than a boorish bookworm was in his seventh year. She let out a laugh and he knew that this was without doubt the most beautiful girl in the world. Dedicated to Amy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/26/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Redux by purpleheart72 reviews
Well, they've gotten together, but can they make it work? The unlikely couple of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have embarked on the riskiest adventure since the end of the War of the wizarding world...each other. **Sequel to Hogwarts Revisited!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,222 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Revisited by purpleheart72 reviews
Hermione Granger makes the decision to return to Hogwarts for her final year after the Wizarding War has ended. Alone in this decision, she finds herself feeling very out of place until she finds solace with the most unexpected of students...Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Thing by chaser1980 reviews
George gritted his teeth before tossing back the rest of his drink in one gulp. Ron was a colossal idiot. And where the bloody hell was Fred? If there was ever a time he needed a distraction, it was now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/3/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Yule by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Hermione, would you do me a huge favor?" I asked, talking before I even thought it through, you'll see I do that quite a lot. I took a breath and put every bit of my Gryffindor courage into my next statement. "Would you go to the Yule ball with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 130,093 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Souls For Change by Christine Glen Haven reviews
A true love story. After a marriage that fails abruptly, Hermione wants to get away from the main-stream auror office where her ex is involved. She takes the assignment as a Hogwarts-stationed auror where she begins to learn the true meaning of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,198 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fake or Fancy by teenage.tradgedy reviews
This fanfiction is about a new law by the Ministry of Magic, who want all wizards to hurry up and get married. Hermione Granger has to find a guy...and the one she least expects wins her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 94,122 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4649 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Different Shoes by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Professor Dumbledore has an incredible, if insane, idea. To promote inter-house unity and understanding, of course. The students are going to be switching identities! What happens when you don't know whose hair is in your Polyjuice Potion? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon a Time Come True by atruwriter reviews
The Life and Love of George Weasley. :George/Hermione:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/24/2009 - [George W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Walking the Line by xsmittenx reviews
Apparently, there is a very thin line between love and hate. What will happen when mortal enemies Draco and Hermione start an 'innocent' game of truth or dare? Dramione, DMxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Happily Ever Afterlife by atruwriter reviews
Death isn't what she thought it would be... But it has an incredible promise if she's willing to take a chance. Cedric/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/29/2009 - [Cedric D., Hermione G.] - Complete
Itchy Fingers by atruwriter reviews
He loved to draw her. Dean/Hermione - OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/10/2009 - [Dean T., Hermione G.] - Complete
Got It Bad by She Who Shall Go Nameless reviews
THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE twoshot. Whatever happened at that Yankees DoubleHeader? You know, Millie and Jimmy's first planned outing? And just how bad does Jimmy have it?
Thoroughly Modern Millie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/9/2008
Theo Says by atruwriter reviews
He was known as a man of few words, but he couldn't keep quiet this time. :Theo/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/17/2008 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Quidditch Wives by atruwriter reviews
She'd never been much of a fan for the game, but she liked even less the wives that came with. :Oliver/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/26/2008 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 256 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
He Could Always Read Her by atruwriter reviews
Harry could always read Hermione's face like a book. Before long he was using her expressions to gauge whether a relationship should end or continue. Finally, he finds the one woman she couldn't possibly deny him. The only woman he's ever loved. Her. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Six Years Later by lovely ravenclaw reviews
After the Final Battle, Ron proposes to Hermione, but she says no and cuts herself off from the Weasley family. Six years later she's regretting her decision when she runs into a very familiar redhead, although not the one you might be expecting! NOW COM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,393 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
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A Wrench in My Nonexistent Plans - 2020 updated version reviews
The War may be over but that doesn't mean the government got better magically, and the Wizengamot decides to enforce a Marriage Law. Hermione is miserable, trapped as a grunt in a job she hates; George is nearly unrecognizable and unapproachable, suffering from PTSD. What the hell is going to happen now that they have been matched together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/11/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Lee J.
A Wrench in My Nonexistent Plans - 2011 version reviews
Hermione is in a job she hates; George is in a depression that no one can pull him out of; Both want to be saved, yet both want to be left alone. What happens when they are forced to be together? It certainly gets in the way of plans! Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 64,218 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/11/2020 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Hot for Teacher HIATUS reviews
*HIATUS* Lee and George, in a fit of boredom, make a bet that Lee has to woo the next girl to walk into their shop and get her to fall for him. Unfortunately for Lee, the next girl who walks in is not even single. And there's no way she's going to ever take him seriously. With inspiration from "Welcome to Night Vale" in the form of Lee's own radio show - "Welcome to River Talk."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,031 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Hermione G., George W., Lee J.
The Prankster's Apprentice reviews
Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
30 Days of George and Hermione reviews
This was me taking a crack at ericandy's 30 Day OTP (One True Pairing) Challenge on tumblr. I was unable to finish his challenge, so it is officially closed even though it is incomplete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows reviews
A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,965 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
An Engagement with Sherlock Holmes reviews
Joan Watson just can't seem to catch a break - whether it's fighting with chip and pin machines or racing across London on the word of her sociopath flatmate, she's always right in the middle of the chaos. When Sherlock and her go undercover as a couple to catch a serial killer, things get...interesting. Fem!John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Numbers Game reviews
George seeks a little homework help from Hogwarts' resident swot. Written for the Twin Exchange's August Challenge. Prompt: Procrastinating, "Are you even listening?" and Hogwarts/Back to School.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
This Was the Moment reviews
Oliver has one love: quidditch. That is, until he finds someone who loves quidditch just as much as him. Prompt from Amy and Sami on tumblr. Katie Bell's age has been changed to be the same age as Oliver Wood. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
February Fifteenth reviews
A chance meeting leads to an evening they never expected to be enjoyable. Prompt: Strawberries, onions, garlic, "Potions are underrated," & "Try again." One-shot. Winner of the Twin Exchange's Monthly Challenge: February 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
New Year's Resolutions reviews
When George's New Year's plans are upset, it seems Hermione is the only one who can fix his problem. Prompt: soup, New Year's, and "Don't be thick." One-shot. Winner of the Twin Exchange's Monthly Challenge: January 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Twelve Pranks of Christmas reviews
George's twelve pranks of Christmas for the family. Done for Twin Exchange's Christmas Festival. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
To Leave This World reviews
As a 1st year healer in the Spell Damage ward, Hermione already has a lot on her hands, but when a new patient checks himself in with an unusual problem, she seems to have met her greatest challenge. Will she be the one to heal him when nothing else has?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,876 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Faint Heart Never Won the Lady Fair reviews
When Hermione is left heartbroken, George goes to save her from depression & bring back her joy. But what happens when George starts falling for her against his will? Will he let her fall back into the arms of her ex or fight for the love he won't admit?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,990 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete