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Joined 12-21-10, id: 2666494, Profile Updated: 06-20-13
Author has written 5 stories for Vocaloid, and Glee.

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no i'm just kidding

hi i write stuff and most of the time, they're butt-ass terrible

i still hope you like it though

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7584 - Favs: 7,941 - Follows: 7,506 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Fanfare by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt Hummel is everything Blaine wants to be: out and proud, talented, and courageous. Blaine would love to tell him how he feels, but then, Kurt Hummel is a famous singer and actor and he will never know that Blaine even exists. Right?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,572 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Love Dare by KaelynnLovesGerard reviews
"…he's given me until October 15th," Kurt breathed, feeling tears begin to pool in his eyes. Mercedes leaned farther forward and put a hand on his knee. "To do what, Kurt?" He took a deep breath. "To make him fall in love with me again." AU after 2x16
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Stay With Me At The End Of Days by theatregrl02 reviews
When a strange infection begins to sweep across the country Kurt, Blaine, and the New Directions must fight for their survival. M for language and violence. Warning: Character death.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hold the Night For Morning's Coming Soon by rosedale reviews
What would happen if a zombie epidemic suddenly spread through Ohio? The boys at Dalton Academy are about to find out. Based on CP Coulter's "Dalton".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,203 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Obvious by Kahlan the Confessor reviews
So when Blaine rejects Kurt, someone else steps in to win Kurt's heart. Will he succed or does Blaine prevail?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Instructions On The Back by TopHatGirl reviews
It's a game, really. One by one, the glee kids get different cards in the mail with different words on the back, indicating their death. There can be no survivor. But you can play, too. Deciding their fate as you read their terrible tragedies. Ready? Go.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Beginnings by Black-and-Scarlet reviews
Draco Malfoy wants a fresh start with his life, and he begins with Harry Potter. I can't think of a better summary. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chances by Black-and-Scarlet reviews
Sequel to "There's a First Time for Everything" :: They say love is lovelier the second time around. I say love is complex. And he says first love never dies. Two years later, though, I'm still loveless. That, plus I have a novel to finish.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Polyjuice Mayhem by Black-and-Scarlet reviews
Polyjuice. A game of Wizard chess. A bet. Throw in a few glances and an unexpected revelation. This is what happens. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If I were a girl by Chidori R. Fullbuster reviews
Something disturbs the calm study atmosphere at Dalton for the long weekend. Kurt and Blaine only have four days to fix it! Can they do it? Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Home Invasion by taioncassis reviews
Kurt was expecting his family to bug him and Blaine when they got home. He didn't expect to find his family tied up with three other men in the house.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,534 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Because Potter's an Idiot by Black-and-Scarlet reviews
The answer's simple, really. Because Potter's an idiot. :: My first, so please spare me. Draco x Harry, just some pointless drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Another Way to Meet by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt was never sent to spy on The Warblers and the first time he meets Blaine is at Sectionals. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
There's a First Time for Everything by Black-and-Scarlet reviews
First love, first kiss, first heartbreak... these were just some of the things I was experiencing for the very first time in my sixteen years of life. And somehow, I could feel that no matter how hard I tried, there wasn't any happy ending waiting for me.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,568 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Knife Going In by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine put the past behind him, telling Kurt to have the courage he couldn't. But the worst happened anyway, and Kurt is left broken. Now Blaine has to pick up the pieces, but if he couldn't have the courage three years ago, how can he do it now? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,966 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Not Actually Cheating by tellmamatobuggeroff reviews
After a boring Saturday at Dalton, Blaine, Wes, David, and Kurt play truth or dare, and some rather interesting circumstances result. It's not actually cheating if your boyfriend is there with you, kissing the same guys, right? Kurt/Blaine/Wes/David
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,728 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
So Much for My Happy Ending by Genevia reviews
But the hardest of all is unrequited love. Sequel to both "It Kills Me" and "It Kills Him, All Because of Me".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Everyone Is Here! by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
Ever since Kurt transferred to Dalton, he doesn't get to see his friends at McKinley that often. So everyone's news is always on Facebook. Klaine. Luck. Finchel. Bartie. Starts out the day of the amazing Klaine kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You're the Best Hunter You Caught Me by abrainiac reviews
AU. Very, VERY different from anything I've ever written. Vampirefic. Weird and short. Hope you like it! Rated for scary themes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Born This Way by Alice Rocker reviews
The Warblers need and anthem. Kurt just might have an idea. One-shot, Klaine, and Gavel-bearing Wes. xD
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Happened Next? by Black-and-Scarlet reviews
Meiko was imprisoned. Kaito got shot in the head. Miku lost her sanity. Len killed his older twin sister, Rin. The Dream was utterly disappointed and completely unsatisfied. Now, the big question was... what happened next?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Luka M. - Complete
Unicorns Attack! by Wolcott reviews
Kurt's comments about bisexuality begin to make him unpopular at Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,826 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Will Wait for You if You Do For Me by spookytus reviews
At first, he visits Blaine's grave every day. More often than not, he just sits there quietly, staring at the headstone, wondering how his life had been torn apart by a single roadside bomber. Klaine, AU, T for Character Death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Breaking Point by silverdragon77 reviews
Kurt gets tired of waiting for Blaine and starts sleeping around. Blaine gets incredibly jealous and tries to smother his feelings for Kurt, but Blaine's willpower can only be pushed so far. Starts as Kurt/Others, will be Klaine. Fill of a Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,699 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Five Ways to Show Your Love! by Black-and-Scarlet reviews
Kagamine Len loves Shion Kaito so much, but the bluenette's just too dense to see that. How will our little shota express his feelings? Read on and find out! KaiLen
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Len K., Kaito S.
Something has Gone Terribly Wrong by ijustwanttobeabritishman reviews
When a botched-up potion lands Harry, Ron, Draco, and Hermione in the glee room at the end of the school day, they are found out by Finn, who introduces them to Kurt. They must find a way to get back. Discontinued
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Loose Lips Might Sink Ships by Mallory Rose Logan reviews
A spin off on what happens at Rachel Berry's party, and Blaine and Rachel kiss in a strange turn of events during Spin the Bottle.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Spin the Bottle by TerraClara reviews
Based off 'Blame it on the Alcohol' promo. Kurt is upset when a drunken Blaine kisses Rachel. But if Blaine has anything to do with it, Kurt might just forgive him and learn something new in the process...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Inappropriate by andhopeto reviews
The thing about Blaine you need to remember is that he is human, and not above a little jealousy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
And The Joke Is, When He Awoke by xiexiegirl reviews
David has magic powers and decides to use these powers for evil. And by "evil", he means "getting Kurt and Blaine together". Wes does not approve.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
Stalkers and Misunderstandings by KhCcGlee reviews
In which Blaine has a stalker, David is frustrated, Wes doesn't know how to spell out whole words, and Kurt misunderstands everybody.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Relationship ATeam by Alice Rocker reviews
"Hey Sam! Want to be partners?" "Sure! What do you want to do?" "We could do somebody in Glee club." "Awesome. That's awesome. We could be, like, the Relationship A-Team, right?" Lots o Klaine, and a mention of Finnchel and Sinn...:D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Finn H., Sam E. - Complete
Wevid by h4lfpr1nce reviews
Blaine talks constantly about how perfect his relationship with Kurt is, leading Wes and David to become... curious about each other.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2011 - David, Wes - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Online Connections by songstobesung reviews
You on Facebook? The Glee Kids are. Hilarity ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010
Obsession by YaoiIsLove reviews
Blaine has an obsessive obsession, something that Kurt NEVER saw coming. Some people are obsessed with Twilight, others with Harry Potter, but Blaine was obsessed with THIS. Crack-ish. Continued with NEW chapter.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Reading by YaoiIsLove reviews
Glee cast reading wherein Darren and Chris can't stop quoting AVPM/AVPS and everyone is confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kakashi's Late Excuses by T. A. Aberforth reviews
A list of all the excuses Kakashi has ever used, plus more! Slight KakaIru. T to be safe. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
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Blaine reviews
If Blaine is dead, how can he be here... staring at me with lust-filled eyes and telling me that he's going to kill me? :: demon!Blaine drabble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Overdose reviews
Kurt silently laughed at the older boy's antics, wondering if Blaine did this with Wes and David. His train of thoughts suddenly crashed and burned into oblivion as Blaine started to tickle him, fingers running up and down his sides. :: Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Until Death reviews
Gently putting down the bouquet of red tulips, the young man tries his best to prevent his tears from falling, but to no avail. He takes a deep breath. "I'll always love you. Forever and ever." :: Not good at summaries. ::
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Operation: Wevid reviews
Kurt and Blaine try to help Wes and David get together after finding out about Wes' unrequited love. Wes x David, with a dash of Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
Getting Sick reviews
Len gets sick and spends the day at home with Kaito. What could possibly go wrong in this situation? Kaito x Len. Oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kaito S., Len K. - Complete