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Author has written 3 stories for Clare B. Dunkle.

Okay, honestly I'm not sure what to write here, so I'll just write some random shit.

Okay, here goes!


Gender: Girl. Woman. Female. Chick. Broad. Running out of words for it...

Age: I've just celebrated my eight hundredth year old birthday. Okay, plus/minus a few years (mostly minus)

Species: I wish I could say I'm a goddess or an elf or something cool like that... but wait. This is anonymous! Nobody can check if it's actually true! I mean I AM a goddess or elf or musé or something else unbelievable cool. Defiantly NOT human. Nope. Being human would suck. They're boring.

Religion: I guess atheist, but not really. I don't have a religion, but I do believe there's more between heaven and earth than humans can explain.


My favourite stories include:

- The Hallow Kingdom (If you haven't read it you seriously should. At least if you're as crazy about the Persephone/Hades myth as I am)

- Harry Potter (But who doesn't have that on their list)

- Twilight (Okay, I admit, perhaps a little bit too sugary for my taste, but how AWESOME wouldn't it be to be a vampire. That reminds me. Add vampire to the list of the possibilities of what I might be.)

- Tamora Pierce (Read it. Just... read it.)


Favourites pairings:

Bill/Fleur from Harry Potter.

George Copper/Alanna by Tamora Pierce. They're so perfect together I don't even want to steal him from her, despite being so in love with him. I mean he's the ROUGE! How cool is that?

Rosto/Beka by Tamora Pierce. For the same reasons.

Nawat/Aly by Tamora Pierce. He's adorable. There's no other word for it.

Alice/Hatter from the tv-show Alice. Well I love HIM. I'm not so sure about her. But thank God she didn't end up with that stupid Jack.


Things I love:

Quotes. I have like a billion favourites. Maybe I'll write them later.

Barney Stinson. He is AWESOME. No he's more than awesome. He is legen-wait-for-it-dary! Legandary!

Chocolate. Because. Wait, it's CHOCOLATE. Nobody ask people why they love chokolate. It's pretty obvious.

Sparribs. (Yeah, I love food.)

FanFiction. It's beyond awesome.

School. Hahah, got you fooled, huh? Of course I don't love school. What kind of psykopath do you take me for?

Parasols (Don't know why. Just do.)

Tony Stark from Iron Man (I just hate how the heroes always have to be absolutely PERFECT)

Beauty and the beast (I was like mayor disappointed first time I saw it and the awesome beast turned into another dull prince Charming. How ordinary. Of course later as I got older I realised the beast size maybe would have been a problem, when they decided to... let's say consumate their mariage.

The word awesome - obviously.

Well, I guess that's it for now...


Here's my favourite quotes:

If you see someone you recognize, even though I've written it's mine, then I DID made them up. Someone else obviously just did as well. Or maybe they were even in my sub-conscious. If you see any, please let me know, so I can correct the error.

(No, you don't have to read them if you don't want to)


Beauty

I find beauty in power and power in beauty, so why do people insist on holding them up against each other as if they were contradictions? (Mine)


Flying:

Everyone can fly, if only for a minute. Few can fly twice.

It is not the fall which kills you. It is the sudden stop at the end.

No, I would not be afraid to fly. I would be afraid suddenly not to fly

The knack of how to fly is to attempt to throw yourself at the ground and fail.


Hate

It is not that I hate you .It is just… well; I hate you.

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.


Humanity

Do not judge people by what they might do, but by what they do. (Mine)

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

The only two things truly everlasting are the universe and the stupidity of men. And I am not completely sure about the universe.


Humour

Mom said alcohol is my enemy. Jesus said love your enemies.

Someone will always be there when you fall. This someone is called the floor.


Intellect

Every fool thinks himself wise and every wise man knows himself a fool.


Life

Life cannot possible be constantly unpredictable. We usually live lives with nothing more than a little unpredictable in them, and even if we live life as constant unpredictably, they would not really be unpredicted, predicted as they are, would they? (Mine)

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Sometimes I find my self mull over the big questions in life. Why do we live, why do we die, is there a God is there a meaning with why I am here? Then I usually get a headache and stop. Why cost yourself pain over questions you do not have the answers to? Either you will find out eventually or you will not care any longer. (Mine)


Love

I will never settle for anything but butterflies.

Love is indescribable. So why do I bother trying? (Mine)

Love isn’t blind. Love is freaking retarded.


Men

Men are like drugs. Sometimes they get you down, but sometimes, oh sometimes they get you so high.


Mornings

I once was asked if I was not a morning person. I answered I had absolutely nothing against morning. I just hate being woken up, no matter what time of the day it is. (Mine)

In the morning I take absolutely no responsibility for what I do. If you wake me in the morning whatever will happen to you is your own fault. If you walked over and kicked a sleeping bear or a lion, would that not be your own fault as well? It is not my responsibility if I kill you or torture me. You simply should not have dared to wake me up in the first place. (Mine)

Warning: From zero to bitch in three seconds.


Peace & War

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.


Politics

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and actually make you look forward to the trip.

I have always thought that what was needed to be a successful politician was the ability to let out shit from both ends. What would make you a good politician would not matter. You would never make it very far as one. (Last part mine)

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed frequently and for the same reason.


Reading

A once was asked why I loved to read. Stupid as I was I tried to explain. I explained that when you were reading, you were travelling to a different world. A world filled of magic and excitement. I tried to explain her that when you read you share the characters sorrows and joys. That you are with them on their adventures. You cry with them, you laugh with them, you hate and you love with them. When you read you live a little extra life filled with everything, you could not possible have in you own. She told me she did not understand. Of course she did not. Why did I even bother trying? Either you are a Reader yourself, and I would not have to explain or else you could never even hope to understand. (Mine)


Religion

If we need the threat of punishment to keep us good, we truly are hopeless.


Reputation & Womanhood

A good girl lives for the approval of others. A bad girl simply lives. (Mine)

A good girl live for Death. A bad girl live for life. (Mine. Death meaning Heaven as she lives her entire life being appropriate, so she'll end up there)

Behind every great man is a greater woman.

I often find that those who mind, doesn’t matter, and those who matters, doesn’t mind.

If a man is strong, determined, ambitious and intelligent, he will be called a real man. If the woman is the same, she will she will be called a fake one. (Mine)

Sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Throughout history anonymous has most often been a woman.

We women can do anything that you men can do. We can just do it in a pair of high heels.

When a good woman is told not to give after for the temptation, she does not. But while she might be morally correct she will also remain hungry, thirsty and sexually frustrated. (Mine)

Women gets a smaller pay check for the same kind of work, are being called a scandal for things men does every day and gets half the credit for twice the effort simply because they don’t have a penis between their legs. Am I the only one who thinks something must be wrong with that sentence? (Mine)

Women who wish to be equal with men lack ambitions.

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Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 418,143 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,406 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 3,852 - Follows: 4,599 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Fate Loves the Fearless by Crysania reviews
It's been tradition to foretell the future of those in Maurice's family for as long as he can remember. When the fairies read Belle's future they see great darkness there: she will bear the Dark One a child. At her father's request, the fairies seal her in a tower from which she can never leave. Rumplestilskin knows, however, that there's something he wants in that tower.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,690 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, The Blue Fairy/Mother Superior, Maurice/Mr. French - Complete
Hades and Persephone by Darkshadow91 reviews
I'm not good at coming up with titles or summaries. Basically my take on the Hades and Persephone story. HxP Rated T for safety. Be ready for lots of fluff.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,563 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Harry Potter and the Adventure through Time by ssgoku4000 reviews
They'd won, and Harry felt as if a burden was lifted off his shoulders. And then he realized. He'd had a grand adventure, yet he hadn't bothered to enjoy any of it. His future sounded boring. If he could go through life again, he'd set it up to be a lot more adventurous. He'd have a hell of a lot more fun. Harry is sent back in time with his friends for a second chance.Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hades & Persephone by LadyEbony84 reviews
"The Rape of Persephone" in Greek is actually named "The Abduction of Persephone" An abduction sometimes can be consentual Myths in time get twisted losing their names and meaning This is my attempt to retell the most popular love story in greek mythology
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,964 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
En Ny Begyndelse by Unknowenblack reviews
En historie om Maria som bliver varylerkongens brud.
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: K+ - Danish - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
New World by iguana-of-eyre reviews
Updating/editing again, just for fun, in case anyone cares... Anyway, goblins, due to humans moving dangerously close to their territory, were in dire straits. Instead of risking discovery, they moved into a parallel world, one with few humans, but a rather nasty addition in their place.
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,651 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011
The Prophecy of Persephone by RosieLuva reviews
This story tells the myth of Persephone. Born of the king of gods, Zeus and the goddess Demeter, Persephone must fulfil her destiny. Is she just a mere goddess of spring or is she destined for something much more?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hades, Persephone
Hearts That Fit Together by brendonwentz reviews
PatchxNora Fanfic with Lemons from the first chapter and throughout. Follow Patch and Nora in the ups and downs of their relationship with a lot of twists and turns thrown in! Enjoy. R&R!
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,475 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
The Goblin and the Maiden by speederina reviews
Dragons aren't the only ones who like maidens. But goblins don't want to eat them... What if Alys had braved the wolves and gotten caught by something else entirely?
Crossover - Clare B. Dunkle & Dragon's Bait - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
Things Will Change by FlashFreeze reviews
Collection of SongOneshots. A sorry author, empty promise, and a sincere apology.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,041 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
A Bright Future by Navigator101 reviews
AU. When Alanna comes home from the convent, she discovers that her father has unexpectedly betrothed her to Lord George of Danshame and has set her wedding date. For the June MoT challenge.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Alanna, George - Complete
Untamed by Snowberryxoxo reviews
The young, untamed, and free-spirited Meika comes to Hallow Hill to live with her reluctant adoptive brother after the death of their parents, but the Goblin King has other plans in store for her… Marak/OC
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,215 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Golden Chains by Fallen-Creature reviews
This is hell isn't it? I'm in hell." I whispered, whimpering as those eyes stared down at me. "They all think it's hell at first." It answered, giving a fanged smile. I was in hell. Current day- Goblin King/ Goblin King Wife story!
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,167 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009
When Paths Cross by Starzgirl reviews
Alanna/Beka Crossover. What happens when George and Alanna get thrown back to the time of Beka and Rosto the Piper? Rated T for safety. A/G and B/R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009
Red Sky by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
"Kidnapped, charmed, frustrated...they're all just words, leading to an inevitable outcome." Hades and Persephone retelling. Modern Day. Cabot style, getting darker as it goes along. Rated T for safety reasons, though at this point it's innocent. In hiatus.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,438 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/5/2008 - [Persephone, Hades]
A Modern Myth by anavihs reviews
My take on Hades and Seph in our time! Mention of some events of my previous stories, but can be read alone. Now rated M due to mature content in chpt 3, 10 and 14. If it offends, plz skip it. Please enjoy.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Kishu, I'm pregnant by chop4tess reviews
Masaya has gone to America. A night in Kishu's arms leaves 16 year old Ichigo expecting his child. At least Kishu promises to stand by her. But will the mews accept their friend who carries a half-alien child? Can Kishu convince the other aliens to stop fighting and live in peace? And what of the new danger that watches the mother-to-be from the shadows? REWRITTEN 2014
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Trying, Failing, and Trying Again by Inumaru-Chan reviews
Little cat, don't you know running will only wear out you're tiny legs?
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,869 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by Spoodles reviews
Jadyn moves to England following the death of her father and finds herself caught up in a whirlwind romance with a certain magical king. A tragic tale of love, forgiveness, and hope.
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,335 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Fall For You by Live720 reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? This story picks up from that part in New Moon. It gives Jacob his chance, finally. If Edward decides to come back, whom will Bella choose? Who is Cole and what are his motives? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 140,564 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Hades and Persephone: The Truth by anavihs reviews
My take on an often told story between my favourite two characters form Greek Mythology. There are now lemons in chapters 2 and 4. I hope they do not offend anyone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
She Walks in Beauty by one mourning dove reviews
A Hades and Persephone story.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,667 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Hades, Persephone
The Stranger by AceSpades reviews
A woman is transported back to the time of the Great Earth Mother . Her life there will change the course of history forever.
Earth's Children - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006
Amaideas by Lottea reviews
The story of Little Red Riding Hood and The Wolf with magic, loss, temptation and love as you never heard it in storybooks. R&W
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,630 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005
A Goblin's Promise by Kirsten Louise reviews
The Hollow Kingdom: Kate x Marak Sixfinger. Oneshot. Kate’s first night as a King’s Wife has left her feeling rather upset, but Marak knows just how to comfort her.
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
A Parents Secret Gift by EvilDaystar reviews
What if Harry's parents had put in place a few contingency plans for Harry's future. How different would his life have been in the magical world then? Harry Potter first year AU story with some Albus Dumbledore perspective every now and again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,943 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 379 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Dreams of a Lady by punkpixie87 reviews
UPDATE AFTER LOOOONG HIATUS! The sequel to PRIDE OF THE CONVENT. No one could expect Alanna of Trebond's life to be dull, could they? Not with her wild dreams and night life...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,376 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 10/15/2002
The Pride of the Convent by punkpixie87 reviews
Alanna didn't go to the palace. Instead she went to the convent, and became a beautiful young lady, but not every young lady is what they seem. And while she may be the pride of the convent, she is the pride of something else...something very powerful. Re
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,822 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
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Drømmen reviews
Cathleen, en almindelig teenager fra vores verden, opdager at hun gennem sine drømme kan rejse ind i en anden verden. En anden verden med et magisk og hæsligt uhyre, der er fast besluttet på at gøre hende til sin brud - om han så må bruge tvang.
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: T - Danish - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012
OneShots reviews
A collection of Oneshots from the life of a goblin king and his bride from this world - not that he knows that : Give it a try, it's cute and not too long
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012
Waking up in the dark reviews
Kates woke up in the dark again, but this time Marak isn't there to comfort her. KateXMarakSixfinger
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete