Author has written 7 stories for Clare B. Dunkle, Pride and Prejudice, Once Upon a Time, and Greek Mythology.
Okay, honestly I'm not sure what to write here, so I'll just write some random shit.
But before looking at this specific pile of random shit, please consider to later check out my website:
mariasjostrand dot wordpress dot com
It's basically just a lot of free stories, poetry and fanfiction - most with my preferred quirky humour.
Gender: Girl. Woman. Female. Chick. Broad. Running out of words for it...
Age: I've just celebrated my eight hundredth year old birthday. Okay, plus/minus a few years (mostly minus)
Species: I wish I could say I'm a goddess or an elf or something cool like that... but wait. This is anonymous! Nobody can check if it's actually true! I mean I AM a goddess or elf or musé or something else unbelievable cool. Defiantly NOT human. Nope. Being human would suck. They're boring.
Religion: I guess atheist, but not really. I don't have a religion, but I do believe there's more between heaven and earth than humans can explain.
My favourite stories include:
- The Hollow Kingdom (If you haven't read it you seriously should. At least if you're as crazy about the Persephone/Hades myth as I am)
- Harry Potter (But who doesn't have that on their list)
- Tamora Pierce (Read it. Just... read it.)
Bill/Fleur from Harry Potter.
George Copper/Alanna by Tamora Pierce. They're so perfect together I don't even want to steal him from her, despite being so in love with him. I mean he's the ROUGE! How cool is that?
Rosto/Beka by Tamora Pierce. For the same reasons.
Nawat/Aly by Tamora Pierce. He's adorable. There's no other word for it.
Whitney/Alex from the TV-show Whitney
Alice/Hatter from the tv-show Alice. Well I love HIM. I'm not so sure about her. But thank God she didn't end up with that stupid Jack.
Things I love:
Quotes. I have like a billion favourites. Maybe I'll write them later.
Barney Stinson. He is AWESOME. No he's more than awesome. He is legen-wait-for-it-dary! Legandary!
Chocolate. Because. Wait, it's CHOCOLATE. Nobody ask people why they love chocolate. It's pretty obvious.
Spareribs. (Yeah, I love food.)
FanFiction. It's beyond awesome.
Parasols (Don't know why. Just do. And umbrellas.)
Tony Stark from Iron Man (I just hate how the heroes always have to be absolutely PERFECT)
Beauty and the Beast (I was like mayor disappointed first time I saw it and the awesome beast turned into another dull prince Charming. How ordinary. Of course later as I got older I realised the beast size maybe would have been a problem, when they decided to... let's say consumate their mariage.
The word awesome - obviously.
Well, I guess that's it for now...
Here's my favourite quotes:
(No, you don't have to read them if you don't want to)
Everyone can fly, if only for a minute. Few can fly twice.
It is not the fall which kills you. It is the sudden stop at the end.
No, I would not be afraid to fly. I would be afraid suddenly not to fly
The knack of how to fly is to attempt to throw yourself at the ground and fail.
It is not that I hate you .It is just… well; I hate you.
Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
Do not judge people by what they might do, but by what they do.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
The only two things truly everlasting are the universe and the stupidity of men. And I am not completely sure about the universe.
Mom said alcohol is my enemy. Jesus said love your enemies.
Someone will always be there when you fall. This someone is called the floor.
Every fool thinks himself wise and every wise man knows himself a fool.
Life cannot possible be constantly unpredictable. We usually live lives with nothing more than a little unpredictable in them, and even if we live life as constant unpredictably, they would not really be unpredicted, predicted as they are, would they? (Mine)
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Sometimes I find my self mull over the big questions in life. Why do we live, why do we die, is there a God is there a meaning with why I am here? Then I usually get a headache and stop. Why cost yourself pain over questions you do not have the answers to? Either you will find out eventually or you will not care any longer. (Mine)
I will never settle for anything but butterflies.
Love isn’t blind. Love is freaking retarded.
Men are like drugs. Sometimes they get you down, but sometimes, oh sometimes they get you so high.
Peace & War
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and actually make you look forward to the trip.
I have always thought that what was needed to be a successful politician was the ability to let out shit from both ends. What would make you a good politician would not matter. You would never make it very far as one. (Last part mine)
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed frequently and for the same reason.
If we need the threat of punishment to keep us good, we truly are hopeless.
Reputation & Womanhood
A good girl lives for the approval of others. A bad girl simply lives.
I often find that those who mind, doesn’t matter, and those who matters, doesn’t mind.
Sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Unless they're written in bricks and thrown after me.
Throughout history anonymous has most often been a woman.