Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments, Vampire Academy, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, and Modern Faerie Tales.
You want to know about me? Hmm...where to start?
Number One thing to know...I'm in love with Dimitri Belikov. I know...he's WAAAAY too old for me, but a girl can dream can't she? ~*Dimitri Belikov*~ ^_^
And, I write books...lots. I have fifteen of them that I am attempting to get published (yeah, I have LOTS of free time on my hands) and they are my LIFE. I write so much that I have carpel tunnel at the age of fifteen.
I love to write about vampires, werewolves, angels, wolves, and Fanfictions. I enjoy watching the rain and sleeping during the day to stay up all night.
My favorite books are the Vampire Academy series, Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, Maximum Ride, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, and Night World.
My favorite kind of music is Evanescence, Within Temptation, Skillet, Red, and any 80's music. I'm an 80's junky :-)
My inspirations for my writing...family and friends. Almost every character in my books are based off of people in my life. I have to give thanks also to Richelle Mead and Cassandra Clare. They are my all time FAVORITE writers!
My last name is a Shadowhunter last name. It was Jocelyn's last name before she changed it to Fray.
I do believe in angels and demons. I know that they exist and are everywhere...even in a town. I believe in ghosts as well, but I think they are a separate category than demons.
I'm a firm believer in Christ and I try to follow him as best as I can...even though I fail all the time.
I am a sophomore at Anywhere High School in Anywhere, U.S.A
That's really everything you need to know about me.
Have any questions? Drop me a message!
Now, hows about some copy and pastes?!?!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?
Awhile ago (I don't know where or when), a twelve year old was approached by a man with a gun who told him to deny Jesus Christ or die. The child did not, and was killed. If you would rather die than deny the Lord, post this on your profile and add your name to the list: The Demented Leprechaun, Akatsuki Child, bookgroupie, WritingGirl78
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XDFRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fan fiction. Crazy is when you love a fictional character with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding roller coasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it."Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazyis when you print out copies of all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you go to look at cats and can't stop laughing. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual Ipod in your head and are snapped out of it when a friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you respond to that little voice in the back of your head. Crazy is when you have a conversation with an inanimate object. Crazy is when you stay on the computer/Fan Fiction from 3 in the afternoon to 5 in the morning non-stop, just reading all the stories, and laughing when people in the stories die, or anything else is no where near funny, then almost die from lack of oxygen in the parts that are supposed to be funny (yes, I’ve really done that more than once). Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fan fictions then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a Naruto fan fiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a Naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with Naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fan fiction in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about SasuNaru before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different. Crazy is dreaming about Willy Wonka on a unicycle or jumping out of a car on an American highway or chocolate pizza or a guy wearing nothing but a condom. (I'VE HAD ALL THESE DREAMS D:) Crazy is holding on to that little hope that Sasuke will come back to Konoha and sweep Naruto off his feet. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot body all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse that you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter ego begins to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into happy song when someone asks you what's the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of your alter egos boyfriends, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she's inside your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and having make believe sex with him and fan girling over him constantly. Crazy is when you start swearing to your friends that strawberries rule the world, and all the political leaders are just the strawberries pawns and puppets for evil world domination! Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is realizing you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is getting an assignment, having it extended into the next term, not doing it, faking sick and ending up actually being sick just to skip school and finishing it the night before while typing this. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot body all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire.Crazy is coming up with crazy ass but funny as hell holidays like Ass-Smack week just to show your friend your willing to molest em to say how much they mean to you. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is sitting in your room, imagining a Twilight character dancing and actually laughing out loud. Crazy is when you love a fictional character with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. Crazy is crying yourself to sleep because Edward left Bella in New Moon. Crazy is when you go to sleep in your mother's room because a character in your favorite book just died, and you're totally depressed. Crazy is when you go to random profiles on fan fiction and send a message saying "TWILIGHT ROCKS!" and nothing more. Crazy is when you randomly yell "NARUTO IS THE BEST!!" in a public place.Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement. Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you tape a bunch of Jonas Brothers posters to your ceiling and when you're bored, lean back in your computer chair and stare at them, talking...and they surprisingly talk BACK to you…and you talk for hours on end...Crazyis when you watch the Jonas Brothers Burnin' Up Music Video, and randomly scream "With the Nick and the wedgie wetsuit, and the Joe and the mustache, and the Sexy Kung Fu Kevin..." and fall of your bed laughing and your Mom asks what you're doing and you respond "Laughing!" And her response was "Why?!" And you say "KEVIN CAN FLY! JOE CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE AND NICK IS IN A WEDGIE WETSUIT!!" Crazy is when you're walking through the living room, hear Jonas on the TV and stop mid step, ice cream halfway to your mouth and listen to the 30 second Target Commercial. Crazy is when you yell at your computer for being a jerk then slap it and it turns off. Crazy is when you drop you phone and it turns off. Then you hold a funeral for it in your bedroom until someone calls you again...and the first thing you say to them is "OH MY GOD! MY PHONE IS A ZOMBIE!" Crazy is when you fight with your friends over which Jonas brother's team will win in the Disney channel games. Crazy is when you keep burning soup on your arm and refuse to stop eating it. Crazy is when you stare at someone for long periods of time and they stare back at you weirdly and you start laughing for no apparent reason and they back away slowwwly. Crazy is when you try and get your upset friend to laugh just by staring at the top of there head cross eyed till they start giggling uncontrollably. Crazy is when you and your friends skip down a random street arms linked together singing "Were off to see the wizard! the wonderful wizard of oz!" over and over again. Crazy is when you sing random songs at the top of your lungs after school lunch and your invisible friends sing along with you. Crazy is when you block out a total conversation staring out a window and when a friend asks you a question , instead of answering you point to a squirrel and scream "SQUIRREL!!" Crazy is when you start break dancing in the middle of the class for no apparent reason and everyone stares at you like your insane and only ONE PERSON joins you. Crazy is when you drink 4 amps in less than 30 minutes and run around the house screaming things like " I’M SUPER WOMAN" and flap your arms trying to fly. Crazy is when you drink a Jolt and run into walls while your hyper. Crazy is when you are at your choir concert and don’t want to sing your songs so you start to rap them.Crazy is when you make a bowl of icing and eat it all in one sitting. Crazy is when you and your best friend have a spoon war that goes on for a few years. Crazy is when you and your friends try to get on all the little kid rides in the amusement park and cry when the employee says that you're too tall to get on. Crazy is when you try to memorise all the sorting hats songs in the Harry Potter books. Crazy is when you run out onto the oval when it's raining, dance around, try to do cartwheels and jump in all the big puddles. Crazy is if you watch a stars wars trouper doing the pelvic thrust for 2 hours and still roll around on the floor laughing every time you see it. Crazy is when you have a banana and dance around singing 'put a banana in your ear' from Charlie the unicorn2, and when someone looks at you weird you tell them you're the Banana King. Crazy is when you hide underneath your Christmas Tree and sing 'Lollipop' just because you have nothing better to do.Crazy is when you and your friends are all riding your bikes, somewhere and,you don't say anything you just all simaltaneously coast no-handed with your arms stretched out like wings, singing 'I Believe I Can Fly' at the top of your lungs.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (What does the word crazy mean again. I kind of forgot.)If its crazy to dedicate your whole life Twilight, Maximum Ride and fanfiction, and a couple other things on here, then I'm a lunatic. Crazy is when you randomly grab out books and flip to a scene because you want to read it out loud to yourself!
In my mind, Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, is at the bottom of a lake where it belongs. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you want to be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids shoud just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or The O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't watch them.)
If u think Rock, Paper, Scissors solves everything, put this in ur profile.
If you've ever been called weird because you typed OMC instead of OMG copy and paste this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared of dentists then ever by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (I'm not; my mom IS a dentist. Not my dentist, tho)
I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever held a ceremony for an inanimate object, or particapated in one, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have two or more of the same thing copied and pasted into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like Jacob Black better than Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires, and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who don’t, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!!
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in yout profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
I may have only lived 5 years in the 90's but I remember most of this stuff :D
Rcneet sudteis sohw taht yuor mnid rades wdros as one wrod, not as snglie ltrtees, as lnog as the frsit and lsat lrettes are in tiehr rgiht pcales. So mnay polpee soluhd be albe to raed tihs; hewveor, tihs may not be the csae. If you are cpalbae of raidneg tihs, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor pflrioe.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!
MAXIMUM RIDE: I love these books here are some of my favorite quotes!!
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Fang: "You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever
Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever
Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much)
Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan! Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.
Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max."
Max just explained to the flock that she wants them to find three good things every day...
Max: "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Maximum Ride: The Final Warning
"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"~Max
"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"~Iggy
"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us. ~Max
'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked."
'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
Favorite quotes from Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment
We'd never really talk about this. It was like, out of sight,out of mind. Actually, more like, let's all try to forget when we were at the mercy of sadistic spawns of Satan in a place that's a total, hellish abomination and ought to be firebombed. Yea, more like that. ~ Max
Fang pondered. It amazes me how he's sometimes able to seem so calm at the worst times. Sometimes he seems like a droid-or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2. ~Max
"Oh, no-years of Max influence are taking their toll. You sound just like her. You're, like, a Maxlet. A Maxketeer. A...a..."~Iggy (You just have to love Iggy)
I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you.~Max(Very similar to me)
"Unusual like what? A double rainbow? Gasoline for less than a buck fifty? Sugar-free soda that actually tastes good?"~Dr. Martinez(Bleck...sugar-free soda)
"He was a total jerk" said Fang. "Take him for all he's got."
I grinned. "You are evil. I like that."~ Max & Fang (See Fang, Max does like you...)
"Yes!" said Fang, punching the air. "Freaks rule." ~ Fang (Fang said I rule!)
"That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers."~Max
"Feeding a crowd?" the women behind the counter asked.
"I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."~Iggy. (A lot of people like this quote too)
"Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Yeah. We all know how bloodthirsty females are. Dirty fighting and so on," Fang said.
"Well, aren't you the charmer?" Fang muttered, not looking at me.
"What does that mean?" the Gasman asked, pointing at a small metal plaque that said Stay off the third rail!
"Maybe I'm going crazy," I said lightly. "But it will lead me to greatness. Like Joan of Arc."~Max.
Like in New York they didn't have any more important crimes to work on than a bunch of kids sleeping in a tree.~Max (Seriously)
"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"~Iggy
"You'll have to pay for all of it, whether you eat it or not."
I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the-never mind.) ~Max. (Yea Max, we get it)
"I give them a seven out of ten," I pressed on dutifully. "Though warm from the oven, they lack a certain je ne sais quoi. My mission will continue."~Max
"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us.~Max.
Fang looked at me irritably. "I can't take you anywhere."
Lovely. "Yes, those do appear to be rats or mice on steroids," I said briskly, trying not to shriek and climb the walls like a girly-girl.~Max
"Yeah, this is what we needed," Fang muttered. "A staircase going down to the Dark Place."~Fang. (heh he. For some odd reason, that quote is amusing)
"Total?" Iggy asked.
"She made Bambi eyes at me," he whispered. "You know I can't resist it when she does Bambi eyes." ~Fang (Gotta love his weakness)