Valentine's Vocation
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Hello, I'm Valentine

I'm not quite sure what to write here... therefore it will be left in a semi-empty state :D

Pairings

Death Note: Matt/Mello, L/Light, Near/Gevanni

Bleach: Ulquiorra/Orihime, Ichigo/Rukia, Grimmjow/Nel, Urahara/Yoruichi, Gin/Rangiku

Full Metal Alchemist: Edward/Winry, Roy/Riza

One Piece: Zoro/Sanji, Luffy/Nami, Franky/Robin, Smoker/Ace

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Make No Mistake by dickyang reviews
College AU. This is an account of a series of events poorly defined as the best days of their lives. Zosan/Frobin
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 190,563 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Franky
The Zoro Tree by NineSoul reviews
Once upon a forest, there was a mossy tree. Along came a blond boy, like it was meant to be. The two could not communicate, but that did not stop them; Once upon a forest, as two unlikely friends. ZoSan, AU, Zoro is a tree. Vaguely Christmas-themed, since that's where we start. Now with sequels attached!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,826 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Must Love Sharks by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Blood...blood and the waves crashing over him was all he could remember. He could not recall the pain of the bite, or the crunch of bone and tearing of flesh as the appendage was taken by rows and rows of jagged pointed teeth.-Written for Shark Week 2012. MM.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,806 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 175,545 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Caprice by Reiki-Piratical reviews
Sabaody: 1800s. Dr. Trafalgar receives an invitation to 'cleanse' the demonic grandchild of Lord Eustass while Lord Portgas arrives at the Gol estate to find only a single servant, Marco, whom he makes his personal valet. Primitive and occasionally predatory desires take hold, ensuring that no one is left alone. Supernatural, Victorian Au. Mainly Kidd/Law, with a side of Ace/Marco.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,542 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 9/22/2012 - T. Law, E. Kidd
Eye of the Storm by StarkBlack reviews
ZoSanZo. In the aftermath of catastrophe, two like souls meet in what can only be described as fate. Now they will both learn to trust again, and keep each other alive in more ways than one. Warnings: violence, gore, language, yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,629 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Sanji, Zoro]
Amidst the Heat by Anjelle reviews
A conversation sparks the start of a long, hot summer. Well, at least they aren't suffering alone. While trying to escape the heat, Ace steps inside a small cafe. Meanwhile Sabo tries to minimize their financial burden by taking on a new student, but is putting up with him worth it? [Modern AU. MarcoAce/SaboLaw]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,229 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Marco, Ace] [T. Law, Sabo]
We Always Find Our Way Back by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
"If it were me, and I was in your position, I wouldn't let something that makes me happy slip away because it might hurt my pride to admit it." Two years apart shouldn't change anything. At least, that's what he keeps telling himself. ZoSan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
Second Button by StarkBlack reviews
Graduation is a time of reflection, of celebration, and of new beginnings. Higher rating for second chapter.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Ace, Sanji - Complete
Radio Nowhere by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Out of everything in this situation, it was the silence that bothered him the most. Not a station on the radio, not even an emergency broadcast. No blood. No bodies. No nothing. It was as though everyone had simply... vanished. AU, possible gore, "slight" yaoi. -39 chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,745 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Cifer Pizzeria by GreenEmeraldGirlxoxo reviews
AU. Ulquiorra, the pizza boy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Lunch Break by StarkBlack reviews
Sanji and Zoro take lunch together at home.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Riding by Seven-Bridges reviews
Zoro and Sanji have taken the same train home for months and there has always been this weird tension between them. What will happen when Zoro has to take the blonde home one day? AU, ZoSan, WARNING: explicit sex
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Roommate by Seven-Bridges reviews
Dormlife in East Blue U complicates when Sanji has to share his room with a directionally challenged marimo who tries to get into his bed. ZoSan/SanZo AU
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,077 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Zoro, Sanji
Many Worlds, Many Words by Seven-Bridges reviews
A collection of short ficlets set in different worlds. Zoro/Sanji, rating varies.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Switch by writer-xanthangummy reviews
There exists something in one world that is does not exist in the other: the love between Zoro and Sanji. So with a freaky-friday style switch, two Zoro's must face alternate universe to fix the imbalance in the world. Boyxboy Zosan Slash
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 176,016 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Zoro, Sanji
Heels by Silver Eternity reviews
This is the KiddLaw one I've been working on for like a month, finished it last night but couldn't post until today. Feerl, you especially ENJOY MY DARLINGS
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2012 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
A Kiss in the Dark by Seven-Bridges reviews
During a blackout, Sanji got suddenly kissed by an unknown man. Who was it? ZoSan, modern AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,844 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
What We Do Is Secret by Reiki-Piratical reviews
Kidd begins to notice the strange hints Law gives him during their regular brutal romp every two weeks and comes to a conclusion about his on again, off again, partner. Kidd/Law, AU one-shot.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2012 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
L'Amour Looks Something Like You by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Paris under the snow, in winter. Mail didn't expect to be abducted after work. Neither did he expect his abductor to be a Mafia boss his age, clueless, scared, and in love. Even less did he expect to be released. So why coming back? A bedtime fairytale...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,085 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Death Note Advent Calendar by 0-Kelly-0 reviews
A Death Note style celebration during the month of December, with a collection of oneshots and drabbles updated daily. Fluff, smut, and Christmas cheer! Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Matt, Mello
All ink and no words by New Neon reviews
Because I've never actually read post time-skip stuff I made stuff up. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Bound by Pride by Reiki-Piratical reviews
Armed with a pair of handcuffs and his wit, Portgas D. Ace decides to pay a visit to Commodore Smoker after their draw in Alabasta. He intends to settle the score his way, once and for all.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Yuri The Only One For Me by PrussianTails reviews
AU.. What happens when Mello leaves? More importantly, when he returns? What will he think of Matt's life of partying with drugs and sex? Can they forgive each other? How Does Beyond Birthday get involved? a/n I own nothing!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,311 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Just Like a Girl by Dior Crystal reviews
Due to Szayel accidentally giving Ulquiorra the wrong pills, Ulquiorra turns into a girl overnight. Oh dear God. Can he go through this whole ordeal without being discovered? GrimmUlqui, one-sided IchiUlqui and GrimmRen. Shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,711 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Not his usual thing by New Neon reviews
So, he had a thing for mermaids, a fetish if you will. But that didn't mean that Sanji has a thing for Zoro at all, it's just… an unfortunately overlap of a fetish. ZoSan slash
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Oz by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- College brings 20 year old Inoue Orihime to the US, where a sudden tornado dumps her in a world at war. Now it's up to her to save Oz, with a talking cat, a cowardly munchkin, a traitor, and an untrustworthy heartless man at her side. -UlquiHime-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,854 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Until Death Do Us by StarkBlack reviews
Memories Universe. Law is tired of the Mob scene, he wants out. Luckily, he and Kidd have just "stumbled" upon some information that could be his ticket home. Warnings for language, violence, sexual content, and gore.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,897 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Hueco Mundo High by Oh My Kira reviews
Orihime didn't know what to expect when she transferred to Hueco Mundo High. Certainly not the crazy fangirls, creepy perverted teachers, and to make friends with a gang. But the last thing she expected was to fall for the gang's leader! GrimmHime AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,455 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Muse by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- "You'll always be a whore, just like your mother." Those words had been her undoing. Now years later, amidst the brokenness of her life there came this strange man, asking for what no one else ever had: Her heart. UlquiHime – Dark Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,983 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Roomates by BlumberBerry reviews
Aizen orders Ulquiorra to move in with Orihime to be sure she's mentally healthy. When feelings are passed between the two, nothing can separate them, except a substitute shinigami. *Captain Schiffer* Ulquihime* Fluff Ending*
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,370 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Dead is the New Alive by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
It started off like a rash. Itchy. Sore. Red. It even spread like one. Taking over, consuming, and destroying any living tissue. And once it starts, not even death can stop it. MelloMatt, Swearing…
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Chocolate Always Loves You Back by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Sixth Sense by Aleia15 reviews
Sanji sees dead people... well, not exactly dead. Zoro/Sanji
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Broken Silence by Reverberating Winds reviews
Orihime feels forlorn and lifeless, drained. Ulquiorra wants to find out what's making her so sad. He gets under her skin and attempts to make her feel better. Will something else happen? UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,875 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Ghost of a Chance by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
-“I know, for sure, that I didn’t expect to miss everyone so much, including you.” Sanji cut a glance at Zoro and rephrased correctly, “Especially you.” SxZ, OtherxZ. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,795 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Rain that Binds by ilovemybishies87 reviews
[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,988 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete