Author has written 2 stories for Halo, and Legend of Korra.
interests: Music, Girls, Motocross Racing, Reading, Video Games, The Army.
Favorite kind of book: Action , Adventure, Sci-fi, FanFiction (LIES!) ,and any and all romance's that are in the Digimon Tamer Universe.
All production on the fanfiction A Demons Tail HAS BEEN HALTED not like anybody cared... but I digress
New storie has been added to the site. Please check out my new series Tamers Journal: how it all started
RANDOM QUOTES THAT YOU'LL HEAR 93.7 PERCENT OF THE TIME YOU'RE WITHIN TEN FEET OF ME
"Then I killed the fluffy dog with a shovel!" -Tyler telling another world-renowned 'Duffard story'.
"It sounded good at first, but I'm getting second thoughts." -Evan remarking about hitting me with an actual sword while I wear restored armor.
"You mean a INSERTRANDOMITEMEVENTORPERSON? I obviously can't afford that..." -Me in all conversations
"Well I think 90 percent of people in the United States are alive, but only about 10 percent are actually living." -Me explaining to a sheltered girl about the world.
"You see my socks? Yeah, they have horses on them. You think these are homo? They're about to gallop all up and down your jugular." -Me threatening an obese WoW player who points out my socks.
"I will shove my foot so far up your anus that the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst." -Me threatening greasy haired wierdo who believes he's an anime vampire.
"Watch out for his right! Oh, and his left! Actually, just avoid him entirely..." -Ashley advising the guy I'm duking it out with in hand-to-hand combat in airsoft.
"'That sounds like a golden idea..." -Me in group projects
"She said she understood and gave me a hug. First I thought my heart was melting, then I realized it was my skin..." -Me telling the girls that sit at my table about the emo girl that I rejected.
"Twinkie? Are you full blown retarded?" -Me dealing with an idiot freshman whose name I took away and replaced with Twinkie.
"So instead of checking to see if there were staples, you did THIS." -Me asking Twinkie why he smashed a stapler with a hammer.
"Careful..." (I raise my foot up) "I play Sparta." -Me dealing with Twinkie blocking my way in the hallway.
"I could tell Chris was telling you a story because his arms were waving around everywhere!" -Sarah telling another girl what she saw coming up to us.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?! It's a living creature!!" -Me whenver I see what Atom is up to at his house.
"Now I see why animals eat their young..." -Me noticing the obnoxious cheerleader waving around a new phone.
"It's a Fanta, not a Faunta!" -Me arguing with Emily (Who will one day rule the world of dance)
(in Forrest Gump voice) "Your girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. I can never tell which ones have nuts." -Me talking about my creepy friend's choice in bi girlfriends.
"Well at least I can see my feet." -Me countering an obese child calling me a 'moron'.
"Beauty on the inside? HA! That's just something ugly people say!" -Me advising my 8-year old neighbor.
"Would I burn a baby or a bible? Eh, whatever lasts longer." -Atom answering my rehtorical question in a way I never thought possible.
"HEY! If you went to get a sex change the doctor would have to flip a coin!" -Me banishing a strange girl away from my lunch table.
"I swam towards it thinking it was just a fish, then I realized it had a mouth full of razors." -Me telling the diving guide in the Caymans why I swam towards a mature barracuda.
"Perhaps you think this is a good idea. Perhaps you are a fool." -Kenny watching me put WD40 on the bottom of a sled.
"Well she seemed pretty nice in 3rd period, but are you sure she would be able to tolerate your shenanigans?" -Evan remarking about the girl I was after.
"It's nice how these airports have those little kennels to put children in...What? Dogs? Uh oh... -Me talking to a flight attendant.
"Come on! It's fast money and it won't take long. Besides, a little fire will show em who's boss." -Me convincing Evan to baby sit some neighbors
"Live or die? I cannot choose." -Atom as the airsoft medic.
"I don't speak Chewbacca." -Me scaring off an evil, hairy girl (possibly girl?).
"I know Mexican Judo. Judon't know if I have a gun in my jacket." -Me warding off the anime vampire.
"I have candy in my van." -My old biology teacher
"Well, if George Bush really invented AIDS to kill black people, then obviously Obama invented swine flu to kill everyone else." -Me, discovering a government secret.
"Y'all...HUSH!" -People in back of my World History class.
"Shelby...HUSH!" -People in front of my World History class.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" --Adam Sandler
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." --Arthur C. Clark
"War isn't about who is right. Only about who is left." - Mr. Handy
"Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than war." -Homer
"Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order." -Samuel Beckett
"At 14, I discovered girls. At that time, dancing was the only way you could put your arm around the girl. Only later did I discover that you dance joy. You dance love. You dance dreams." -Gene Kelly
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -Eden Abhez
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
"Skin and Race are two different things. Skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad." -Stephen Colbert
"Walk softly, carry a big gun." -Davian Thule
"Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Give me the nuclear codes." "Don't give him anything" (colonel pistol whips the soldier) "Do you understand why I'm here?" "I guess your Mom got drunk with the guys one night..." (Colonel aims pistol at soldier's head) "YOU...are next." -Colonel Radec in Killzone 2
"Why don't I like women? Well I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." -Mr. Garrison
"Now...do we have a problem?" "No mister mouse..." -South Park, after Mickey Mouse beats the crap out of the Jonas Brothers.
"Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
"No u" -Arby 'n' the Chief, Mastur Ch33f
People that may be destroyed in a myserious accident...
The Jonas Brothers
Chris Brown (UPDATE: 2/13/09: He BEAT Rihanna! I told you he was crazy! But did you believe me? Nooooo...)
Michael Jackson (UPDATE: 7/3/09: HAHA! Once again I am CORRECT!)
Flash Bowden (If you don't know who he is, good for you be glad)