Author has written 35 stories for Naruto, Death Note, The Music Man, Monster High, Regular Show, Hellsing, Batman the Animated Series, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ever After High, Fire Emblem, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Pokémon, Legend of Korra, and Batman.
Well, hello! I’m a mediocre fanfic writer who can't get schoolwork done for fandom nonsense and can't get fandom nonsense done for sitting around, thinking about stupid stuff. I also use a lot of polysyndeton. I have quite a few weird fetishes, including omorashi, which I've been writing a lot lately. If you're into that, you're in luck, and if you aren't, fear not- I still write a lot of "normal stuff". I am currently taking fanfiction commissions.
Former Pennames: JHCross, xMoegi
Age: 18 (dob: 7.6.96)
Bio: I'm just a lameass college student who used to constantly write fanfiction. Now I don't really like to write as much, but I sometimes write, so I'm semi-active here. My main fandoms are Batman (TAS and The Batman, mostly), Naruto, Fire Emblem Awakening, The Legend of Korra, Death Note, Adventure Time, Hellsing, My Little Pony, Red vs Blue, Tokyo Mew Mew, Monster High, Ever After High, Pokemon, and Regular Show.
Favorite characters: Harley Quinn, The Joker, Catwoman, Two-Face, The Mad Hatter.
OTP: Joker x Harley
Other ships: Quiddler, Two-face x Ivy, Batman x Catwoman, Scarecrow x Harley, Ivy x Harley, Nightwing x Batgirl, Scarecrow x Ivy, Batman x Harley.
Ships I am allergic to: None, currently.
Favorite characters: Ino, Jiraiya, Ebisu, Gai, Chouji, Karin, Moegi, Kin, Lee, Tenten, Kankuro, Udon, Konohamaru, Kurostuchi, Orochimaru, Sakura, Suigetsu, Neji, Temari, Rin.
OTP: Tie between JiraIno and NaruSaku, to satisfy the crack and the not-so-crack
Other ships: JiraNaru, SasuKari, InoHina, TemaTen, NejiHina, ChoIno, KakaTen, LeeTen, ShikaKure, InoSaku, TsuSaku, KariTen, ShizuTen, KibaHina, LeeIno, NaruIno, GaiLee, EbiMoe, UdoNabi, KonoMoe, ShikaTema, ShikaShiho, ObiRin, ChoHina, SaIno, DeIno, IruNaru, NagaKona, AoMei.
Ships I am allergic to: SasuSaku, NaruHina, JiraTsu, NejiTen, KonoNabi.
Fire Emblem Awakening:
Favorite characters: Gangrel, Lissa, Frederick, Henry, Kellam, Vaike, Olivia, Maribelle, Laurent, Chrom, Noire, Yarne, Inigo.
OTP: Frederick x Lissa
Other ships: Robin x Gangrel, Chrom x Cordelia, Kellam x Nowi, Vaike x Maribelle, Laurent x Lucina, Owain x Noire, Gregor x Sully, Chrom x Olivia, Gregor x Panne, Henry x Lissa, Maribelle x Olivia, Chrom x Maribelle.
Ships I am allergic to: Chrom x Sumia
The Legend of Korra:
Favorite characters: Tarrlok, Amon, Bolin, Asami, Varrick, Korra, Tenzin, Bumi.
OTP: Tarrlok x Korra
Other ships: Amon x Korra, Varrick x Zhuli, Bolin x Korra, Korra x Asami, Tenzin x Lin, Bolin x Asami, Mako x Asami.
Ships I am allergic to: Mako x Korra
Favorite characters: Mikami, Matsuda, Misa, Ryuk, Light, Mello, Aizawa, Sayu, Sidoh, Mogi.
OTP: Matsuda x Sayu
Other ships: L x Misa, Light x Misa, Light x Mikami, Mello x Matt, Mello x Halle, Mello x Near, L x Light, Misa x Sayu, Takada x Misa, Mikami x Takada, Light x Sayu, Rem x Misa.
Ships I am allergic to: Ryuk x Rem, Light x Takada.
Favorite characters: Lumpy Space Princess, Flame Princess, Fionna, Ice King, Finn, Jake, Marceline, Shoko, Ice Queen, Marshall Lee.
Other ships: Flinn, Finn x LSP, Bubbline, Shubblegum, SnowBunny, Jake x Rainicorn, LumpyGum.
Ships I am allergic to: Finn x Jake, Fionna x Cake
Favorite characters: Anderson, Maxwell, Alucard, Seras, Heinkel, Yumie, Pip, Walter, Jan.
OTP: Alucard x Seras
Other ships: Pip x Seras, Maxwell x Integra, Heinkel x Yumie, Anderson x Seras, Anderson x Maxwell.
Ships I am allergic to: None, currently.
My Little Pony:
Favorite characters: Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Discord, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo.
Other ships: Flutterdash, Raripie, Rarijack, Raridash, Twidash, Raricord, Dashaloo.
Red vs Blue:
Favorite characters: Simmons, Grif, Donut, Sarge, Maine, South, Tucker.
Other ships: Docnut, Tuckington, Chex, Churboose, Yorkalina, NorthSouth.
Ships I am allergic to: Docington.
Tokyo Mew Mew:
Favorite characters: Mint, Keiichiro, Pudding, Pai.
OTP: Mint x Ichigo
Other ships: Ryou x Ichigo, Keiichiro x Mint, Kish x Mint, Masaya x Ichigo, Zakuro x Lettuce, Mint x Pudding, Zakuro x Ichigo, Zakuro x Mint, Lettuce x Pudding, Lettuce x Ichigo, Keiichiro x Zakuro, Pai x Lettuce, Tart x Pudding, Ryou x Mint.
Ships I am allergic to: Kish x Ichigo.
Favorite characters: Draculaura, Cleo, Ghoulia, Cupid.
OTP: Cupid x Abbey
Other ships: Clawd x Draculaura, Deuce x Cleo, Jackson x Frankie, Clawdeen x Draculaura, Draculaura x Robecca.
Ships I am allergic to: Deuce x anyone but Cleo.
Ever After High:
Favorite characters: Maddie, Kitty, Lizzie, Cupid, Apple.
OTP: Kitty x Maddie
Other ships: Dex x Cupid, Raven x Apple, Raven x Maddie, Lizzie x Kitty, Croaker x Briar.
Ships I am allergic to: Dex x Raven.
Favorite characters: Maxie, Courtney, May, Brendan, Wally, Looker, Gardenia, Jupiter.
Other ships: AuthorityShipping, AkatsukiShipping, ThwartShipping, KingsRockShipping, LaceWoodShipping, BlueOrbShipping.
Ships I am allergic to: None currently.
Favorite characters: Eileen, Margaret, Muscle Man, Rigby.
Other ships: Rigleen, Baudrey, MuscleMarsla, Benleen, Mordeileen.
Ships I am allergic to: MordaJay.
Other ships I love: Dipper x Wendy and Pacifica x Mabel (Gravity Falls), Shaco x Jinx (League of Legends), Joanna x Katniss (The Hunger Games), Van x Wendy (Gun x Sword).
Fanfiction goals: Actually write something.
Multi-chaptered stories (If an incomplete story is not lot listed here, it is discontinued):
A Mary Sue in River City: The Music Man; A Mary Sue fic, in which Annabelle Britney Elvira Shinn wins the heart of everyone in River City. All Males x OC
Chapters: Perfect Enough For Instant Undying Love, Perfect Enough To Cheat
Next: Perfect Enough To Steal The Show
Lead: Naruto; An AU student-teacher romance between Anko and Sakura that briefly explores their past relationships. AnkoSaku
Chapters: Student and Teacher, Anko, Sakura
Next: What Happened
Night Out: Naruto; AU fic in which Ino, Shikamaru, and Chouji all wake up the next morning with someone they didn't expect and the aftermath. JiraIno, ShikaKure, ChoShiho
Chapters: 1, 2
Maroon: Naruto; Mini-drabble series with prompts where I explore little snippets of Jiraiya and Ino's relationship. JiraIno
Chapters: overly alert, don't get caught, just for you, when you're right you're right, sixteen brilliant ideas
dandelions: Hellsing; Drabble series following the 100 themes challenge that focuses on Anderson.
Chapters: Holy Calling, sins of the flesh, bathed in color, Awake, Bullied, Decisions, destiny changed, That Word, car trips.
Status: In-Progress; I lost my notebook with these written in it, so it is on hiatus until the notebook is found.
spokesperson: Legend of Korra; Korrlok high school AU in which this student and teacher just can't keep away from each other. You know the type.
The Consequences of Eavesdroping: Batman; short chapter fic in which Harley makes an offhanded remark that Eddie overhears, and the ensuing awkwardness when they form a partnership.
Chapters: The Conversation in Arkham, Crossing Paths, In Which He is Shirtless and She is Only in a Shirt (shortened for this site), This is a Stick Up
Next: El Scorcho
Note: If I haven't finished a story by now and I haven't updated in a while, chances are I'll never finish it, unless I get some inspiration for it. I rarely finish anything, though, cos I'm a piece of shit.