Salienne de Lioncourt
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Joined 09-13-02, id: 266795
Author has written 14 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Constantine, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Doctor Who, and House, M.D..

All right, well I suppose the point of a bio is to tell a little about me, eh? All right then, here we go. I believe I started reading fanfiction when I was, oh, I don't particularly remember the age, 11 or so, 5 years ago, when I first got X Files obsessed. Could have beem before, could have been after. Terrible memory. Never really could write any, though, never got the inspiration, and for a time, didn't bother to read any at all. Then, I began to delve into the wonderful world of Lord of the Rings and Anne Rice, but of course, this was AFTER she turned devil and banned her own fanfictions and began to make Lestat a saint (The next book...). Still, because of this new obsession, I finished all the Vampire Chronicles (and whatever else she's calling them) and Mayfair Witches in record time, and searched online for her fanfics, while reading some LOTR on the side of course. Managed to find some, read, and, well, still never got inspired enough to write my own fanfic until I saw PotC and then Constantine, although the first real thing I ever wrote was, ironically enough, a fanfiction to an R. L. Stine novel. o.O And then, well, then I became the WONDERFUL being ye see before you. Well then, for now, adieu, mes amis.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me hearties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot! Drink up me hearties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me hearties yo ho! Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack. Drink up me hearties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle anc char, enflame and ignite. Drink up me hearties yo ho! We burn up the city, we're really a fright! Drink up me hearties yo ho! We're rascals, scoundrels, villains and knaves. Drink up me hearties yo ho! Devils and black sheep--Really bad eggs! Drink UP me hearties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er do well cads. Drink up me hearties yo ho! Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

"The only rules that matter are these: what a man can do, and what a man can't do."
~Captain Jack Sparrow

"A demon in Heaven; I would love to be the fly on that wall."
"They call it the Balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit."
~John Constantine

"Oh my God, SHAAAAUUUUUUUN!"
"Did you know that, on several occasions, he touched me? ... That's not true, made up. I'm sorry, shouldn't have done that."
~Shaun of the Dead

"Canon must be a damn good lay, if so many people rape it."
~Kirie Himuro (on here)

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Strange Magicks by Lillibetm3 reviews
The moment the Doctor and Rose admit their true feelings is when fate conspires against them, forcing the Doctor to put his trust in others, believe in strange magicks and be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice - or risk losing Rose, forever. 50/50
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 122,874 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 5/25/2006 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Life Without by Reichenbach reviews
If Doomsday had ended a little differently.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,676 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007
Ouroborus by chicketieboo reviews
A postdoomsday fic. What if the words Bad Wolf came back to haunt both Rose & the Doctor? What if regeneration wasn't the only thing caused by Rose sucking in the Time Vortex? A story about being left behind, & about finding oneself, and the wolf within.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,184 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Five Ways Rose Didn't Reunite with the Doctor an by misscam reviews
The impossible is possible. It's still going to be nothing like she imagined. [Implied DoctorRose. Special guest stars One, Five, Eight, Nine and Martha.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Out of Mind by more-than-words reviews
“We could put both options to the test and then come up with a scoring system of some sorts to decide whether threats or promises are ultimately more seductive and alluringly convincing when presented with opportunities to dance, so to speak.” 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Impossible Things I: What Price? by orianna-2000 reviews
When Doomsday arrives, the Doctor must decide how far he's willing to go to save Rose's life and what price he's willing to pay. First in the Impossible Things series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
The Life Fantastic by HonorH reviews
One life, beginning to end. The Ninth Doctor lives, grieves, fights, travels, eats chips, dances and falls in love. Not such a bad life after all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Just A Nightmare by moonbean reviews
Rose has the worst nightmare ever, and finds comfort in the Doctor's room in the middle of the night. 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Radiant by Jinni reviews
RoseTen. Just when it seemed like they had put the events of PotW behind them, the Doctor begins to notice some changes in Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,210 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006
They, Part III of Genesis by gshsgvdjsgjdhssbddbhs reviews
The Tenth Doctor and his companions travel to Roswell New Mexico 1994 where History is repeating itself. This not only attracts their attention but also that of two FBI agents, Mulder and Scully. Recap at beginning of previous stories.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007
Good Night by The Blue Raven reviews
Rose’s first night aboard the TARDIS. Hardly the Doctor’s first time comforting a newcomer. 9th Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Forever by Panny reviews
Forever. That's what she promised him. AU ending to Doomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Learning To Forget by Annie Coomes reviews
The Doctor finally talks to Martha about Rose, he knew that she wouldn’t be forgotten – she would be with him every step of the way, in every adventure and forever holding his hand – for she would be in his heart. Always.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Perfect Chaos by Luna Lovegood5 reviews
It’s an appropriate name, Martha thinks. Everything this woman owned or touched seems to be in one shade of rose or another. 10xRose, postDoomsday. Martha finds out about the girl who came before her. Not a reunion fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Five Things the TARDIS Understood About Rose Tyler by misscam reviews
Here a human, there a human, here a Rose Tyler. They're not all that complicated, humans. Perhaps that is why they are hard to understand. [DoctorRose]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Rose Tyler's History of Sex by misscam reviews
At eight, Rose Tyler learns about sex. It all sounds very peculiar. [DoctorRose, RoseMickey, Others]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
An Adventure in Norway by misscam reviews
The one adventure I can never have... What if you could have it, Doctor? Have sixty years with Rose Tyler? What then? [TenRose, Others] AU. WIP
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,598 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
Chasing the Dream by GiraffeGirl reviews
He's calling, but only she can hear him. Mickey can't at all. But he'll help her chase that dream. Post Doomsday oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Without Words by cenowar reviews
There’s a difference in the Doctor which he tries to explain to Rose. Perhaps by the end of it, she will realise exactly why it is that he never voices his feelings. [Complete]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Crimson Ways by Mamushi reviews
Jack's past comes back to haunt him in more ways than one. Contains Vampires and SLASH. (Of the JW kind in later chapters.) You know the drill: Don't like, don't read.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,531 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 9/5/2003
I hope you dance by GiraffeGirl reviews
Am I ever gonna see you again? You can't. But maybe, just maybe, if he's lucky, very lucky, he might see her. Post Doomsday, the Doctor watches his Rose in her new life. One shot featuring the return of a much loved character.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Untitled at Present by muted hitokiri reviews
HowlXSophie Movieverse semifluffy oneshot. Set a few months after the movie. Currently it's just a pointless oneshot, but I might add a plot and turn it into a proper story. Constructive crit very welcome! Rating is probably too high, but better safe than
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Measure Of A Man by Anya2 reviews
10th Doctor What kind of man is he?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
One Shot by rythmteck reviews
From the author who brought you 'Inconvenient' comes a series of 1000 word or less character studies. Please read and enjoy, and review it you must. : ::Chapter 13 now up. Barbossa POV::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003
No Turning Back by ephemereal reviews
It had been a week since he’d let Angela walk away, fully expecting her to vanish from his life just like all the others he’d let go. He knew what she’d been expecting that night, knew he hadn’t given it to her. But it hadn’t been time then. Not quite.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005
Goodbye Hello by mswyrr reviews
Rose and the Doctor held hands just seconds after they met, and ran off together only a day later. Postregeneration, it doesn't take them long to reconnect.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2005
Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
Dark Night by sol-li reviews
When the new moon comes, Inuyasha transforms into a human. But when Kagome is attacked by a powerful, enraged enemy from Inuyasha's past, both of them must use their wits and courage, or neither of them will live out the night...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
Confessions Of A Broken Heart by dolphingirl0113 reviews
{Volume I in the "Confessions Trilogy} Kagome is raped, and Inuyasha is unexpetedly thrust into the role of being her emotional pillar of strength. But along the way he realizes that her path to healing could heal his own broken heart as well.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,597 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Marooned by Starzangel reviews
Poor Jack! He's stranded on THAT island again, alone with his demons. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Seph reviews
(Complete!) Jack, Will, and Liz all gather for a little game... Truth or Dare! Just a silly little ficlet of PotC character fun!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,916 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Complete
Ah, the memories! by Cunien reviews
*COMPLETED*'Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...' - remember that? Jack will never forget. Illusive hats, rum smugglers, donkeys and religious confessions! Huzzah for Father Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
My Immortal by Lady Banana reviews
Based on the lyrics to My Immortal, by Evanescence. A young pirate woman remembers her friendship with Jack Sparrow over the years.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/16/2003
Never Again by Zeech reviews
The infamous island scene - a different take on it. During the hours in which Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann are alone on the island, something passes between them never again to return.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2003
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Bananas and India reviews
The Doctor and Rose visit a banana grove. TenRose fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
A Storm That Was reviews
DoctorRose. What is there to hide under, what is there to run to or from, when she has broken down his defenses and he can’t get up but he can’t just lie here either, because being alone with his past is not something he is sure he can bear.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Before We Rest reviews
“My stepmother called today.” A late night conversation between Cameron and Chase. ChaseCameron. General spoilers through season 4.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/13/2007 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Of Discovery and Sacrifice reviews
PostReunion. In an attempt to rediscover herself, Rose leaves the Doctor, but like all things, this decision is not without a cost.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
The Day She Couldn't Forget
Most days during the year that never was, Martha is able to keep going: she doesn’t think about the way life used to be or the horrors she has witnessed. But some days, focusing on abstract facts doesn’t work. Some days, she just has to stop. Spoilers fo
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
A Final Glance reviews
A missing scene from TGitF right before the Doctor crashes through the mirror to save Reinette, in which Rose urges him to go. 10Rose, 10Reinette. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
The Story of How She Died reviews
Nothing lasts forever, not even her and the Doctor. So why does she think she'll remember him forever? Sort of a character study of Rose. PostDoomsday. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
The Price of Repentance reviews
Post movie. John teaches a guilty and dutybound Angela how to harness her psychic abilities and handle halfbreeds. At the same time, a halfbreed starts to stalk her. Angela must handle both this halfbreed and her growing feelings for John.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005
Dark Chocolate reviews
Based on 2005 movie. Willy Wonka is dying from a terminal illness and tells Charlie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2005
The Cove of Secrets reviews
Sequel to “AGoL” 4 years have passed, and Leah and Jack have two kids, John and Claire. When these two are kidnapped, Leah and Jack are swept into the secrets of Jack’s past. For you see, some treasures even a pirate should never seek...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 2/26/2004
Ducks and Kitties reviews
Response to Challenge. Oneshot. Angela finds out just where John got that rubber duck in his bathtub from and why.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
A Glimmer of Light reviews
Leah Swann is utterly miserable, despises her life, doesn't have a grand love of pirates, and will go to absolutely any length to save her sister from them (follows movie). Jack Sparrow is... Jack Sparrow. Not a match made in heaven, eh? (JackOC) COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,846 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jill Sparrow reviews
What if Jack Sparrow had a sister, one who was just a bit crazed? And what if she got his ship, outsmarted him at a few too many turns, and was after a certain item he kept quite close to heart? (Item, not person!) About 2 years after movie
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003
And Then They Made Me Their Chief reviews
This is just my take on whatthe WONDROUS tale Jack must have cooked up to tell the two lobsters at Port Royale. (PG just to be safe.)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2003