Author has written 14 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Constantine, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Doctor Who, and House, M.D..
All right, well I suppose the point of a bio is to tell a little about me, eh? All right then, here we go. I believe I started reading fanfiction when I was, oh, I don't particularly remember the age, 11 or so, 5 years ago, when I first got X Files obsessed. Could have beem before, could have been after. Terrible memory. Never really could write any, though, never got the inspiration, and for a time, didn't bother to read any at all. Then, I began to delve into the wonderful world of Lord of the Rings and Anne Rice, but of course, this was AFTER she turned devil and banned her own fanfictions and began to make Lestat a saint (The next book...). Still, because of this new obsession, I finished all the Vampire Chronicles (and whatever else she's calling them) and Mayfair Witches in record time, and searched online for her fanfics, while reading some LOTR on the side of course. Managed to find some, read, and, well, still never got inspired enough to write my own fanfic until I saw PotC and then Constantine, although the first real thing I ever wrote was, ironically enough, a fanfiction to an R. L. Stine novel. o.O And then, well, then I became the WONDERFUL being ye see before you. Well then, for now, adieu, mes amis.
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"The only rules that matter are these: what a man can do, and what a man can't do."
"A demon in Heaven; I would love to be the fly on that wall."
"Oh my God, SHAAAAUUUUUUUN!"
"Canon must be a damn good lay, if so many people rape it."
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