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Joined 12-23-10, id: 2668604, Profile Updated: 11-23-11
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, Greek Mythology, Shakespeare, and Twilight.

Profile picture: David Collings sure makes one sexy Cassius, doesn't he?

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Just discovered the wonderful little world of Julius Caesar. (Read: that's all I'll be posting about until I get a life again.)

As always, suggestions are welcome, and reviews are appreciated.

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Halloween by clearblueskies reviews
The night Lily and James died; from their POV. pleeeease R&R, my first fanfic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Then Fall, Cassius by sarcasticrocker86 reviews
Death is an end, but do we not reflect on the beginnings at it's advent? Caius Cassius prepares to end his life at the Battle of Philippi.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
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Severus Snipes: The Advice Column reviews
The snarkiest Potions Master in existence is here to take your questions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Severus S.
Sonnet
Shakespearean sonnet pulled from the abyss known as my notes. Brutus/Cassius.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
Machinations reviews
Only Brutus understands how Cassius thinks. Slight Brutus/Cassius.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
Contemplations reviews
Brutus looks out onto his garden, and wonders about his life. Slight Brutus/Cassius.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding reviews
Voldemort was gay. He wanted to rape Harry Potter. And he wanted to detach Lucius's penis from the rest of his body to do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
The Waning Flower reviews
What if Merope Gaunt had survived Tom's birth? Rowling herself said he would have turned out very differently. Rating will probably go up. Contains moderate child abuse, violence, and language. Author is open to ideas. R&R, por favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr.
Bella Angers the Gods reviews
Bella gravely insults Artemis. The moon goddess, along with Aphrodite and Athena, plots her revenge. Actually somewhat canon.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Artemis, Bella - Complete
Goofy Little Drabbles: Curse of the AlterEgos reviews
Jump on the rollar coaster that is my crazy mind. Along the way, you will meet an interesting set of characters: A barber that thinks he's a pirate, a judge that wants to take countless points from Gryffindor, and a beadle that is afraid of cats.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sweeney T.
Death Eater Christmas Carols reviews
Big bad scary people like the Death Eaters wouldn't be caught dead singing regular Christmas songs. Rated T for general grossness. I might upload new songs if I get positive feedback. Reviews are my Chocolate Frogs!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Harry's Poem reviews
My ideas of what would be going through Harry's head at the point where DH part 1 ended. Kinda morbid. Feedback appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P. - Complete