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Joined 12-23-10, id: 2668662, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
Author has written 12 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi. I'm Lachelle, Alana, Lavi, Nat, Taroa, Takun, Kana, Taren, Lacy, Lachel, Chelle, and Shelly. And that's just one person. Hence the Screen name.

Screen name: Igotztoomanynames

Gender: Female. Yes i am a girl

Birthday: January 25th, YAY SAME BIRTHDAY AS THE YONDAIME HOKAGE MINATO NAMIKAZE!!!!!!!

I like randomness, lemons (I'm a perv), and jokes about fat people (I know. Don't judge me)


I have some rules for flamers.

1. If you don't like the pairing, don't read it
Now this is extremely obvious. If you don't like yaoi or the pairings involved in said yaoi or yuri or just hetero, then obviously you're not going to like what the author is writing. So why read it? How about you just, i don't know, read something more to your taste and let the author do whatever the hell they want? No. They have to criticize everything that just happened and tell you how bad you are.
2. If you don't like what the summery says then don't read it.
If you don't like science fiction, romance, angst, fairy tales, or any other of those genres then don't give it a chance. If you've had past failures with those genres then obviously you're not going to like the story the author is writing. Its just as simple as that.
3. Don't only read one or two chapters and completely diss on the story.
Its hard writing something that everyone would like so if you only read one chapter try to keep going and see if it becomes better. Don't just stop and be like ' wow that was a waste of time.' You are only in the exposition phase of the story at that point and the plot has barely been started. And if its just not for you, STOP READING AND DON'T REVIEW!!
4. There are no original ideas.
There hasn't been an original thought since the 80's. So yeah a lot of what's going on is going to be cliched or seems ripped off from some where else. That is what the literary community likes to call, an archetype. Situations and character traits are mostly archetypal and so they will mostly be the same no matter what you read.
5. Authors will bite back.
Let me just say now that people who review without an account are lucky. They can practically say whatever they want without an author coming to bite them. But for those who actually have an account, they aren't so lucky. Ever heard of a counterargument? That's what author use to bite back. Especially with the people who go into depth about why they're right. And trust me, usually they're wrong. And it especially applies to the people who don't read the whole story. Authors can contradict almost everything a reviewer says because they know what's going to happen.


Unpublished Ideas:

I Sent You Away To Protect You:

A Story where Hinata is sent away from the Hyuuga Compound for quite a few years after the kidnapping incident, etc.


Order Things Will Be Updated(Hopefully). My Priority is things with more reviews.

1. Get Over It

2. I'm Your Savior, He's Mine

3. Another Twin?

(A Change In Naruto Is Kinda F'd Up Right Now)

(Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover Is Too)

4. Let Me Be Your Eyes

5. The Daughter Of The Mafia

6. Changes

7. Death Note Alteration

8. Her Protector


LINKS!!

Death Note Alteration:

Fuzeniki:http://mjv-art.org/pictures/get_image/97059-1024x768-natsumegu-girl-long%2Bhair-game%2Bcg-blue%2Beyes-blonde%2Bhair.jpg

Takai (human form): http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1004086-bigthumbnail.jpg

Takoai:http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3159/2672356661_690e64e0b8_z.jpg?zz=1


World At War:

Kei Hansen:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=26347645


The Brightest Star:

Daisuke/White Star: http://download.minitokyo.net/Hibiki.Kusunoki.527151.jpg

Enma:http://keino-tjan.deviantart.com/art/Red-haired-boy-274527693

Maka: http://mjv-art.org/pictures/get_image/80729-1600x1200-taka%2Btony%2B(artist)-girl-blonde%2Bhair-green%2Beyes-seifuku-scarf.jpg


Another Twin:

Amaki Suoh:http://mjv-art.org/pictures/get_image/98529-1024x768-scarlett-girl-shorthair-gamecg-blueeyes-blondehair.jpg

Amaki Suoh(After she dyed her hair, etc.): http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=618&tbm=isch&tbnid=KDraaxeSdpaSVM:&imgrefurl=http://www.all-hd-wallpapers.com/wallpaper/anime/anime-school-girl/260774&docid=hc5aKP-doj2DRM&imgurl=http://www.all-hd-wallpapers.com/wallpapers/anime/362354.jpg&w=1600&h=1200&ei=kmQoUOruPOfJyAHSm4DIBg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=401&vpy=147&dur=1189&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=129&ty=139&sig=101500998974626486448&page=1&tbnh=130&tbnw=173&start=0&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:79


A Change In Naruto:

Takun(Noriyuki):http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/normal_akane-iro_ni_somaru_saka2.jpg

Leiren: http://www.webdesignmash.com/trial/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cute-anime-girls-27.jpg

Alee(Eh-lee): http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/785/742033673_637570.gif

Sora: http://amaenboda.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/yuu.jpg?w=500&h=281


Daughter of the Mafia

Natari:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=6929779

Sohata: http://data.whicdn.com/images/27940981/wallpaper-416526_large.jpg

Genma: http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/normal_normal_anime_girl_654-11.jpg


Changes

Hinata: http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3581/3471668331_bab07acc9d.jpg

Ino: http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/ed0fa351189e0df3d6be1fab69c7380f1245500317_full.jpg

Naruto: http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/14/50/04/88/12335310.jpg

Sasuke: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3UmrandLJDg/Ta8SrwyTREI/AAAAAAAAB30/rhQX0jxaxj8/s1600/2861431578_9c3aa89323.jpg

Sai:http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1093923-bigthumbnail.jpg

Shikamaru: http://darkjade68.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/blue-hair-anime-boy.jpg?w=450

Chouji: http://images.wikia.com/camphalfbloodroleplay/images/4/46/Animeboy-1-1.gif

Lee:http://api.ning.com/files/TwLuxHvHHLttgpI0P79hGx6QlzWlYWrQtQ-RciDg-ryUO1hhhGgrIKaLI4I1zP68CPMqZj4lHOhLY*87wytX99Y13JjasONS/anime_boy.png

Shino:http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/05282008/4/1/0/6/410617c90d68a0_full.png

Kiba: http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv155/iNinja_Jon/EnmaK.jpg

Sakura: http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/normal_anime_girl_8.jpg

TenTen: http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/bookbear_bucket/AAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg

Neji: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmzpxxPpki1qly9w8o1_1280.jpg


Yeah I know what I said...JUst had to.

Are you Crazy?!

(X) You have yelled at a non-living things (Computer, DVD player, car,etc.)

(X) You have ran into glass/screen doors

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree/bush.

(X) You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

() You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

(X) You just tried to lick your elbow. (OUCH!)

(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

(X) You just sang them to make sure.

(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

(X) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

(X) You type with three fingers or less.

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 4

(X) You have fallen asleep in class.

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

(X) You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug accidentally (eww...)

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

(X) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.

(X) You break a lot of things.

(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

(X) The word "um" is used frequently.

() You don't know what "um" means.

(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

() You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 7

Score: 120. I'm pretty sure I'm insane.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".


38 Things I would do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. If someone looks at you, scream, "I swear! I only meant to knock him out for a little bit!"


90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!


If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile


If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile


If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you are crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.(Oh I read much longer longer than that :))

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, Death By Squishy, xXKillorbeKilledXx,Funabisenu, Mario11445, Tenacious D,willam and jack and jake, Igotztoomanynames


If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you ever see Barney and think that he is a sign of the end of the world...drink less Coffee.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much (which I am) then copy this onto your profile.


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.


'parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up'

They say that guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people'

'there are few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'

'if is not enough to succeed; others must fail'

'whoever said "nothing was impossible" never tried slamming into a revolving door...'

'one day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject'

'I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I would take over'

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, mym painful symphony, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, SutaakiHitori, Mantineus, kristin knight, bree tennyson, cleverun, willam and jack and jake

If you’ve ever stayed up so late reading you decided it wasn’t worth going to bed copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

Recent studies show that 70 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 30 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they look nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If you don't have nightmares after scary movies and you're just jumpy for a while, post this on your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.(I'm all of the above and then some! XD)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures


If you think these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things are addictive, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have too many of these "copy and paste" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.


101 THINGS NOT TO DO AT A STOPLIGHT

1. Knit a sweater. 2. Drink Bacardi.
3. Wave at the police while drinking your Bacardi.
4. Throw a party.
5. Hand out party invitations.
6. Eat a muffin of death.
7. Run the stop light.
8. Rewire your car.
9. Play Xbox.
10. Go bowling.
11. Watch Naruto (me: wait, I thought you could watch that anywhere?!)
12. Comb your pet camel's eye lashes.
13. Feed your camel mayonaisse.
14. Stab your eyes out with the steering wheel.
15. Beep the horn ushering the stop light to hurry up.
16. Do an imitation of Mario (it could result in neighboring cars crashing from laughter).
17. Cuss the stop light out in a different language (Could result in getting the "WTF?" look).
18. Read "301 things not to do at a stop light"
19. Tame a lion.
20. Slap a clown.
21. Turn the radio up full blast on "I Walk The Line" and drive in the middle of the road.
22. Choke on a bowl of Ramen.
23. Listen to Micheal Myers music.
24. Throw your shoes at a car with its window down.
25. Work out on your Bowflex.
26. Surf the web (You might come across 301 things not to do at a stop light).
27. Construct an orchestra.
28. Interview Motzart.
29. Paint your vehicle.
30. Shout "CODE RED! CODE RED!" and run around in circles.
31. Simply run around in circles for no apparent reason.
32. Sign up for the military.
33. Play bumper cars with neighboring vehicles.
34. Throw your cat at a neighboring driver.
35. Death glare at your neighbor driver and demand that they give your cat back.
36. Go on a killing streak.
37. Throw shuriken at the stop light.
38. Direct traffic yourself (cause if you're reading this you must be insane).
39. Wrap a piece of black wire stuff around your ear, put on dark glasses, and have a conversation with the president.
40. Scream until the light turns green.
41. Ride a ferris wheel.
42. Eat the steering wheel.
43. Squirt mustard all over your windshield.
44. Take a nap.
45. Screech "The dark Lord is coming!" and hide under your seat.
46. Go to a random vehicle and ask them for their social security number.
47. Slap them when they refuse.
48. Write a novel.
49. Solve a mystery.
50. Play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
51. Give an old person a sponge bath.
52. Give yourself a sponge bath.
53. Prank call your aunt.
54. Go to a concert.
55. Sing "The Star Spangled Banner"
56. Throw a college dictionary at the nearest car.
57. Turn up some Rascal Flatts music, sob and cry, and blow your nose for everyone to hear.
58. Shout "I like cereal!" really loud.
59. Blow somebody's head off with a shot gun.
60. Make out with someone you don't even know.
61. Steal candy from a baby.
62. Give yourself (or neighboring driver) a flu shot.
63. Drink prune juice.
64. Shoot a squirrel.
65. Shoot ANYTHING.
66. Check your Myspace.
67. Update Wikipedia.
68. Go to a disco party.
69. Do a funky dance.
70. Get married.
71. Do the berries and cream dance.
72. (if your in the gheto) Turn up 'White and Nerdy' as high as possible.
73. Adopt a cow.
74. Buy 2,000 pounds of hamburger meat.
75. Slaughter a cow.
76. Clap and cheer loudly.
77. Set your vehicle on fire.
78. Set a neighboring vehicle on fire.
79. Call the fire department shouting about how some crazy person just set your vehicle on fire.
80. Throw tomatoes at the red light.
81. Set a bunch of killer bulls loose.
82. Tease one of the bulls with a red cape and throw it over a neighboring vehicle.
83.Shout at the top of your lungs, "I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE!! WHOOHOO, YEAH!!" (could result in gun shot wounds)
84. Shout even louder, "ACTUALLY, I HAVE NO CAR INSURANCE!!"
85. Fry an egg on the the sidewalk.
86. Set up a breakfast stand beside your frying egg on the sidewalk.
87. Chase a butterfly.
88. Throw a skunk out of your window and drive off saying, "Merry smelliness to all, and to all a wretched night!!"
89. Talk to your imaginary friend in the passenger seat.
90. Sit at the red light for an hour, even if its already turned green about 20 times already, complaining about being colorblind.
91. Go on red and stop at green because you 'just don't like the color green.'
92. Grab at your "curse mark" on your shoulder, screaming in pain when it turns red. (only Naruto fans should get this lol)
93. When it turns red, shout "but I have to save to galaxy!", sigh, and hit the lift off button on your vehicle.
94. When red, sigh and lazily say, "this is such a drag." (lol Shikamaru fans)
95. Number 95 is troublesome... >_96. Shout "CHIDORI!!" and watch as some people run in fear, while others just sit with the "WTF?" face.
97. Steal Gaara's teddy bear. O_o meep.
98. Shout "THE SUN IS NOT MY FRIEND!!!!" and put a black tarp over your vehicle.
99. Shout "this is sooo Fuba..." (inside joke with my friends lol)
100. Sell your little brother to a hobo.
101. Give the hobo a donut, but then snatch it back saying "OH! Wait a minute, is that chocolate?!" and stuff it down your throat. (this may result in an angry hobo chasing you for the next 2 hours of your pathetic life)

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO SHOULD BE RUN OVER BY A BUS, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.


Ways to get people on their toes:

Try backing out of a drive-in bank.

Walk up to a random person on the street and say: "Excuse me, I have nothing to say."

Go into a gift shop and ask for your gift.

Walk into a quiet store on a Sunday morning and scream: "ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS?!!!" Wait for a reply, then yell: "THANK YOU!!!" then run off.

Go into the dry cleaners and ask if they can remove the stains from one pair of pants, then put them in another.

Go into a gun store, buy a gun, then buy ammunition, then ask if they have any ski masks.

Go to a wishing well, and ask to see the manager.


Did you ever walk into one of the rooms in your house, and can't remember why you went in there?

Have you ever tried picking up a suitcase you thought was full- but it wasn't? And just for a split second, you feel really strong?

Have you ever tried going up a flight of stairs, and you think there's one more step? Or try going down the stairs and think there's one more step?

Did you ever fall asleep one late afternoon, and wake up after dark, and you don't know what god damn day it is?


If you ever got mad and yelled at the people on tv or in a video game. copy and paste this to your profile.


24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.


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New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 144 - Words: 511,546 - Reviews: 7059 - Favs: 4,053 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 538,488 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The OHC by The Obsidian Angel reviews
A darker more corrupt Ouran High. The same characters. Plus drugs, sex, alcohol, scandal, and pairings galore. Who can stay clean amongst the chaos? NEW CHAPTER: The self proclaimed Journalism Club seeks the Host King's help after he puts their leader in a coma. But are they an innocent 'family' or the next TMZ?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 203,404 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,536 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto vs Sasuke The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 65 - Words: 756,105 - Reviews: 5032 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Golden Horizon by renascence reviews
Kyoya's life is not at all what it appears to be, he's in hell most of the 99.999 percent of his day. What he needs is love and protection, but who will he get it from? and just what secret is he hiding? Kyoya-centric, Tamaki!seme/Kyoya!uke Review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,121 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Astray Love by Phobiakat reviews
He adored her, loved her; with every ounce of his being he wanted her. But none of that mattered, never had, never will. And now, as he cried himself sick, because ten minutes before he caught her in bed with his best friend; he still loved her. So much, that he hated it.Naru/saku, naru/hina, sasu/saku, hina/kiba. M because of language and suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,621 - Follows: 12,133 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Accidental Marriage by Her Highness Gaki-chan reviews
Usually when a woman ruins reationships, she has to suffer the wrath of a broken woman, but when Hinata ruins a relationship by mistake she suffers the wrath of a vengeful man - SasuHina Complete Epilogue will be up soon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,045 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Am I worthy to love you? by Gravenimage reviews
Naruto is rejected by Sakura for bringing Sasuke back to Konoha and he snaps at her badly he leaves the village 5 years later he becomes the leader of the strongest team of kunoichi assemble team Kitsune Flash rises Naru/Saku/Ino/Hina lemons in the future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 692,769 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Let's Be Allies by GakupoFangirl reviews
England is hunting for an ally, and the first one he tries is Germany. Unfortunately, he won't be going any further than that... GerXEng, future LEMON.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - England/Britain, Germany
Hold Your Breath by InebriatedMuse reviews
Konoha High was just a normal place until a building fire erupts in the neighboring all-boys school, Sunagakure High. How will the inhabitants of Konoha High cope with the influx of new students from the other school and how will shy Hinata Hyuuga feel as she encounters all of these boys? REWRITE IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Harem Doujutsu by MikeJV37 reviews
At age 10 Naruto gets a Doujutsu that lets him charm any woman. Alternate Universe and Characters, Fem Kyuubi, Power Naruto, Naru/Hina harem, straight/lez lemons and other adult stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,015 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U.
In The Office by BunnyOfMint reviews
Alfred finds himself lusting after the new employee at his office. Oneshot, yaoi, lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Moumokugan Blind Eye by Penn-chan reviews
What if Naruto was a girl in henge as a boy? What if She was blind? And are her parents really dead? Mild swearing, semi-smarter, stronger Femnaru ShikaFemNaru. Bloodlines,Rating my go up, any suggestions welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,159 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Naruto U.
Prove Them All Wrong by Hypno reviews
A marriage sends Naruto away. His heart in ruins and his perception dampened by pain, Naruto comes face to face with his inner demons as he throws himself head long into a war that could end him. With Iwa on the rise and Madara plotting, trouble brews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,882 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tsunade Teaches the kunoichis V2 by XKhaosXKyuubiX reviews
Adopted from LOOZRZ: Tsunade takes the girls and Naruto to an Onsen, where, with the help of him, and some of the more mature kunoichis, they'll learn seduction and SEX. NaruHinaHarem, Very slight NaruSaku in the beginning chapters. Lemonfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Shy Jinchuuriki by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if Naruto Uzumaki wasn't confident and as outgoing? What if he was scared, shy, timid and nervous? And what if Hinata Hyuuga was confident, brave and couragous? How will those factors change the Naruto universe? Check it out and leave reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,777 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Evil Is Only Skin Deep by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if something went wrong with the Naruto's sealing? What if Naruto had a fox tail, ears, claws and eyes of that of the fox? And what if EVERYBODY knew about his secret? NaruHina. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Did Hinata Just Do What I Think She Did? by Kyuubi16 reviews
What did Hinata just do adopted from Romez done my way. Sweet, kind, innocent. Ok maybe not Innocent Hinata did something very perverted. Who knew she was a closet perv? Check out what Hinata did to Naruto and much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,203 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dramatic Love by Otaku Teme reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is an average kid in Highschool. But what happens when a new girl shows up to his Drama class? SasuHina. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Blooming Moon by Love Tifa reviews
AU. What if you were forcefully separated from your best friend as a child, only to be reunited with him ten whole years later? Hinata is not sure how to feel, and she also is not sure if things have changed for better . . . or worse •• Sasuke ჯ Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,443 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
A struggling romance by Phobiakat reviews
Naruto and Hinata start to get closer. Will they finaly admit their feelings? Or will Saurka's jelousy get in the way? HIATUS UNDER REVISON.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lies, Fibs and Tall Tales Writing Challenge by drivingtheminsane reviews
A series of Hetalia reader insert drabbles for my first writing challenge from Quizilla Rated M to be safe for future drabbles/chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
Our Excuse is that We're Young by ProbablySatan reviews
Konoha 12 and holidays don't go well together. There's always alcohol and someone almost always ends up naked. But what are holidays without friends? It sure isn't a good time! Drabbles about rookie 9 on the holidays. Includes: drinks, parties, fun, love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Choose Your Weapon by MafiasElite reviews
The Infamous Uchiha Glare vs The Ultimate Uzumaki Pout
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions by Agarest reviews
Naruto defeated Pain and saved Konoha; but his troubles aren't over yet. There's Hinata's confession, his lingering feelings for Sakura, the comatose Hokage and a friend that he has yet to bring back home.M for lemons. NaruHina w/ other couples. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Damn Creature of Light by ShauHAZL reviews
We all know how Sunako and Kyouhei get into the cutest and most awkwardest situations ever. Sucks to be them but more fun for us! Kyouhei x Sunako K for small amounts of swearing
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,130 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
Legend of the Blond Aburame by shinonigga reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
How to Piss Off The Akatsuki by Daaviiee reviews
Sakura has joined the Akatsuki for a year now and she is getting bored. Then she stumbles upon an article 'How to Piss Off The Akatsuki'. This is going to be one hell of a fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
With Eyes Wide Open by BrokenBalance22 reviews
Blinded by the past how could one ever see what was in front of them now. If ill-conceived prejudice was ever put away, what would you see standing in front of you? A boy bound by his own past, or a man doomed by his impending future? Au. Slight Ooc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Operation NaruHina by The Chocolate Queen reviews
Everyone knows that Hinata has always had a crush on Naruto, except for Naruto himself. Luckily, Hinata has some..."wonderful" friends who are determined to get them together, no matter what. Operation NaruHina is now in effect!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Uchiha Makeover by Silver2010 reviews
Sasuke is signed up for a makeover by Itachi. Naruto is the one assigned to give him the makeover. Modern day. A multi-chapter story. My beta is Dreamicide for this story. Sasuke and Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Honeysuckle Gamble by Qismat Qami reviews
GaaNaru, AU, dark!fic, gambling, prostitution. "I saw a creature, naked, bestial, who, squatting upon the ground, held his heart in his hands and ate of it."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Turning Points by MeShelly reviews
Four times that Iruka took one step closer to being a father.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Space Hero by Karasu87 reviews
After saving a runaway princess from a distant planet, Naruto and the crew of The Lady Luck find themselves on an adventure like never before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Chase by ShellyWaldo reviews
When Sasuke meets Naruto for the first time, he comes out with the most ridiculous chat up lines and only ends up driving Naruto away. Is there anything Sasuke can do! Or is Naruto just too far out of Sasuke's reach!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sunflowers by TallMan0029 reviews
Naruto finally starts to notice Hinata and they become fast friends. But can their friendship evolve into something more? Can Hinata find the courage to confess her true feelings? NarutoXHinata slight one sided InoXNaruto Currently under revision
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,972 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mortal Kombat by Reigning Rats reviews
America's antics during sex. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Dozen Ways To Confess by erisnx reviews
A series of NaruxHina one-shots that depict their true love and a dozen ways this heart-warming couple can finally confess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
I'm Sorry, Shikamaru by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
It was an accident. It was a mistake. It was just a one night stand. But it started it all. How Shikamaru and Ino were going to deal with the shocking pregnancy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,505 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
DOCTOR by Origami.Ninja reviews
Hanabi is bored; and asks Hinata and Neji if they wanna play Doctor. They both agree...then gets something more than the taste of their medicine. Lemon-covered incest. Oneshot Complete. WEWT. 8D enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
The Best Thing by Unknown-Uchiha reviews
Shinoda Ren is just a typical transfer student, gaining the attention of various people, such as Tamaki and Kyouya. The thing is, she's hiding a little secret. So would she become the King's Faithful Queen? Or the Shadow Lord's Mistress? KyouyaxOCxTamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,922 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
The Demon Shinobi of Konoha by Thelow reviews
After the attack of the Kyuubi it was revealed to the council who Naruto's father truly was. 12 years later Konoha is thriving with many strong ninja, one known as the Demon Shinobi is about to get his own Genin squad. Full Summary inside. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Existence by Kiiam reviews
What is our existence? If you're a demon container living among humans is your existence the same as theirs? As truths are revealed to Naruto will he fight to find his existence or give in to death?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 175,491 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A New Beginning by TallMan0029 reviews
Hinata is placed in Team Seven instead of Sakura. See how one small action can change the entire Naruto universe. Will Hinata finally find the courage to confess her feelins to Naruto? Or will Sasuke mess everything up? NarutoXHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Click by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
-AU- She never wanted the job but photographing a few models shouldn't have had this effect on her, nor the outcome. ShikaTema TemaShika. Rated for a bit of language. Rating may increase in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,226 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Do NOT own Naruto or any possible crossovers I may put in here. There I said it you bastard lawyers now you can’t do jack squat to me. HA! Full Summary is inside. A NarutoHinataHarem fic. Naruto at the age of 11 right after failing for the second time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 405,944 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Exile Files: A Walk in the Woods by dmnq8 reviews
Neji and Ino have a tryst the woods where they're exiled. Lemon. I don't own Naruto or the characters, Masashi Kishimoto does. Companion read for 'Bonded'. Set between chapters 33 and 34.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Neji H., Ino Y. - Complete
These Three Months of Hell by WheezerSneezer reviews
The landlady forces Kyohei and Sunako to live together for three months, saying that Sunako needs to be more ladylike and Kyohei needs to be a better boyfriend. She knows her plan will work. But how the hell are they supposed to get along normally?
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,605 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 293,434 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forbidden by Jaggarte x reviews
Hinata x Neji one shot. Hyuugacest and lemon. It's basically all lemon. My first mature work, let me know what you think!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
How To Piss Off The Akatsuki by bb.outrageous reviews
Just what the title says. It's a big long list about how to annoy each of the Akatsuki members
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Savin me by naruhina139211 reviews
Naruto is falling down, but is it love or this weird power thats been hidden inside him his whole life. read find out. Naruhina,leesake,sasusaku,M incase
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Japan's Yankees and Soc's by naruhina139211 reviews
Naruhina. Naruto is the leader of the Kyuubi's, a deadily japanese yankee gang. Hinata id the sister to the leader of the japanese rich kids, Soc's. A tale of love,heartbreak and sex. Sasusaku, kakasaku, nejiOC,kibaOC. POV changes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
True sight by Miss Anonymiss reviews
Hinata unlocks another level to the byakugan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
Love Among Shinobi by SquallStorm reviews
Reunited with his friends, Naruto quickly starts a new relationship with the shy and gentle Hinata. When called off to Sunagakure for a mission, Hinata and friends rush after him. Overcome by emotion, Naruto and Hinata go to the ultimate level.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,159 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cerulean Tears by shinobi6x3 reviews
Story begins right after the fight at the valley of the end with a twist, naruto is dead, and sasuke is back in the village. NaruHina, no other pairings decided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hate Me by Jaycen Alexander Emerys reviews
[NaruHina][NaruSaku][ShikaHina] Naruto's dating Sakura, Hinata announces her feelings. He's dating both. Please don't hate me for what I'm doing to Hinata. And don't worry about good reviews, tear this story to shreds so I can improve my writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
If You Were Falling by NaruHinaLuver reviews
[NaruHina] He never noticed her before, she was the shy weirdo girl who blushed everytime they spoke. So what happens when he's sent on a three year with her, alone? [NaruHina] The Story Got Deleted! Aggh! All my precious reviews...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
Gentle Fist, Will of Fire by Persephone Oswald Oleesen reviews
UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,008 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Destiny of the Demon by Persephone Oswald Oleesen reviews
UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,031 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
PARTING Ways by naruhina1590 reviews
Naruto is a child that is the container of the nine tailed fox, the kyuubi. Itachi and kisame are members of the evil organization akatsuki. Naruto's house is surrounded by villagers. Itachi and Kisame are here for naruto. What chaos will stir. First stor
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Breaking Porcelain by Mahi-Mahi reviews
What Neji can't kill in his cousin, perhaps he could simply take. Shameless lemon, a tad nonconsensual and dark. NejHin, Hyuugacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Practical Princesses aren't perfect by Leona's-Diary reviews
Hinata Hyuuga your practical princess is perfect... or maybe not so perfect! Her life is far from perfect, so don't judge a book by it's cover until you've red it! NaruHina, maybe other pairings later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Hinata H.
Naruto in Konoha Chuunin Central High by Azuretasy reviews
My first after a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong break so please be kind and read and if possible review! Sorry, if it's short, I want to know how many people still would like to read my stories! Summary, inside and NaruHina is the main pairing!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
It's Getting Cold Again by 0-Kelly-0 reviews
Sequel to Away from the Cold. Now that that Hinata and Neji are finally together, can they face the challenges that life throws at them? And how far is Hinata willing to go to get what she wants? HinataXNeji Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
To Save a Life by neeedfoood reviews
Everything in Konoha seemed so perfect. Yet there was one ninja that was on the brink of self destruction. Would there be anyone to save her? Pairing: NejiHinata WARNING! Will contain LEMONS in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H.
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Her Protector
What if instead of Hanabi being her sister, Hinata had a twin that cared about her would do anything for her? This is Hinata and her sister as her sister as her proctector. But can she protect her forever? That is a Secret!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011
Cheater, Cheater! reviews
Francis has been cheating on Alice for a long time, and when she finally catches him, what will happen? FrUk, eventual onesided FrUk and UsUk FemUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain, America
Stronger
Hinata's life in the Hyuuga Compound. She started out as weak, but every experience she goes through only serves to make her stronger. Based off of Because Of You, not necessary to read that in order to read this fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 863 - Published: 10/15/2012
Death Note Alteration
Light Yagami does not find the death note, a girl named Fuzeniki Homura does. My take on the story with a girl's P.O.V. Yeah might be a pairing still thinking about it.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,145 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - L
Not What You Think reviews
Hinata has tattoos and piercings, and almost everyone's first impression is that she's a 'Bad Girl.' But I can honestly tell you, Hinata's not what you AKA they think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012
Another Twin? reviews
The Host Club gets an unexpected visitor and the identity of this person surprizes almost everyone. Eventually, Tamaki recieves some news that is quite heartbreaking for him. What is it? And what will become of Tamaki because of it?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Tamaki S.
I'm Your Savior, He's Mine reviews
Hinata is Kidnapped and the one person she wishes would save her is Naruto. But he doesn't. If she is his savior, and he's Sasuke's, who is hers? I DON'T OWN NARUTO. Side Note: Shikamaru and Hinata have been close friends since The Academy days in fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hinata H.
Get Over It reviews
Naruto harshly rejects Hinata and she bumps into the Sasuke that same day. She's broken, and he was, but he's gotten over it. Can he help her do the same? SasuHina, because I am having a brief lapse in my sanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Daughter of the Mafia reviews
A new girl comes to Ouran. No one really knows anything about her, except she's from France. So what exactly could she be hiding? TamakiXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Tamaki S.
Changes
Naruto and the gang go on a Akatsuki Infiltration mission. Everything seems all fine and dandy, until they get informed of one little detail. First Chapter's short
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Published: 11/6/2011
Let Me Be Your Eyes reviews
Summary inside. FemNaru, Pairings not yet decided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Naruto U.
A Change in Naruto reviews
Under Reconstruction. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Naruto U.