Since Christmas eve 2010 I, Noy Telinú, has sought to try and turn the tide of Ranma 1/2 stupidity in it's fannon... It's a long journey... very long. But I will finish it, as I will finish all my stories posted at this website (unless I die or... something... like that...) because I feel it's my duty to do so.

I am the manager of the Ranma Yuri Community Girls Loving Each Other. If you have stories of the Yuri that is Ranma, feel free to PM me so it may be added. http://www.fanfiction.net/community/Girls-Loving-Each-Other/97791/

I got a Deviantart account. Apparently, they don't like lemons either. I guess. It's NoyTelinu. They hate the ú! http:/// I have my non Ranma stories there. Right now a Yuru Yuri/SM crossover.

On Fukufics now. Made first fukufic! The Red Side of a Blue Moon http:///viewtopic.php?f=55&t=7036

Fooled: Day and Night Mutual Slavery is now at the BEArchive. The lemony stuff will be there.(NSFW) http:///addventure/game1/trees/auth/noytelinu.html (copy and paste link. It's acting weird.)

I have a Ranma fanfic wiki page! yay! http:///wiki/Noy_Telin

An Aquatransexual's Best Friend; Fooled: Day and Night Mutual Slavery; The Revenge of Jusenkyo; Ranma, the Mutant Catgirl; Noy's Spam Cabinet of Spamfics; Ranma-chan, the Cat; Born that way; Eris, the Sailor Discord; Half a Y; and The Tendos are all dedicated to Kris Leena, for without her willing to read and edit my first story in December of 2010, I wouldn't be here, writing Fanfiction. I even influenced her to get an account here and write a story that sadly never got typed... She died on the morning of May 15th 2012. I am already missing her, so very much. Rest in peace Kris Leena, I'll always remember you and your real name.

Completed stories

The Revenge of Jusenkyo. A story about Jusenkyo messing with the cast giving curses left and right for no reason except for a screwed sense of "revenge" for messing with Ranma since it's biased due to creating Ranma's female form. Which just so happens to be Jusenkyo's favorite. I mean look at her! She's so awesome!

Posted stories

An Aquatransexual's best friend. Ranma stumbles with words and ends up not choosing either when asked about Ukyo when he's 6. Due to unfortunate circumstances Genma ends up adopting Ukyo and the two are like brother and sister... except Ukyo has always loved him a bit more than that. Both understand the situation and settled it, but when Ranma is about to be engaged to a Tendo she gets protective and defensive about Ranma again. Will she be a hindrance to Ranma's love life, or will she play matchmaker? My first story which prologue and first chapter were written between Christmas Eve and New Years Eve 2010. Is currently frustrating me due to going over my head and having to deal with "that changes that which changes that and then that won't be there but then would that not happen...?" Wanted to do the sequel which was a crossover first, but then that would need a huge summery on what's different in the AU and so forth... which would be cheap and boring as well as frustrating. And the only reason this story was first was because it was the only one that had a title at the time and I wanted to get it out for New Years Day. I will get back to it once I figure it out. I finally updated.

Fooled: Day And Night Mutual Slavery from Anime Addventure that Noy wrote. Was deleted because the moderator was a jerk. Seriously. I had made 10 episodes so it would be seen on the thread list and he deleted ALL OF THEM as well as another few episodes on other threads as well and his reason was that it had too many punctuation mistakes and spelling errors. Of course I flipped and was wise enough to save the conversation below and with tuatara's suggestion, I posted this here so it won't get lost. Unfortunately, I had to do a chapter over again by memory due to not saving it on my side. This was written to show a different view then the wakyness of AA when it comes to slavery that Ranma or Akane (especially Akane) would jump in and go full blast right away when gaining a slave. Really. Come on, Man! Is that believable? So this was a thread to show something that was plausible (at least way more than the other things there) and did something only one other person has done (which was done so out of character and biased as well as sexist) which was make them own EACH OTHER. Of course, it's rated M and things get a bit citrus-y by chapter 11, but if you don't like it, then don't read. It's as simple as that. Because some here actually do like this story. Yeah, I know. Currently paused until ideas come.

Ranma, the Mutant Catgirl. This one also has it's origins from Anime Addventure as a spin off from Faking it: Evolution. The premise was a bit different due to the way Ranma's relationships went, but, it did have the same basic idea. Ranma being a mutant catgirl due to magic overload and a bit of genetic accident during the NekoKen. I'm even confused how that even works. It was first crossover I posted due to my anger at seeing it deleted at AA and demand from Kris Leena, tuatara, and that it was voted on the "what do you want to see posted next?" Poll. It crosses over with X-Men Evolution since that makes the most sense age wise and it was available to watch on YouTube.

Noy's Spam Cabinet of Spamifcs: One day, I was watching the stride "Berry to Mint" commercial and I thought about what a Jusenkyo cursed person would do since there is water spittakes everywhere. I didn't want to commit a whole story to it and after seeing someone do random ideas in one fic I decided. "Sure, why not?" and built a cabinet to store spam fics in. "Berry to Mint" Is the first dealing with that stride commercial. "The most interesting pervert in the world" is a spoof on "the most interesting man in the world" commercials with Happosai. "Shampoo's shampoo" was based off another story line that basic idea ended up being merged into born that way. Unrelated to the actual plot, Shampoo had shampoo for herself, Shampoo. Old Spice is for men, Shampoo's shampoo is for shampooing the shampoo... ow, my eyes. "Jusenkyo Clinic" is the idea of making money off of Jusenkyo products and the transgendered. Of course it was Nabiki's idea! "Jusenkyo Jail" is exactly what it says on the tin. "The Revenge of the Pervert-i" was from AA until it was deleted. Basically, what happens when Akane finally puts 22 together =4 in terms of P-chan. "RANMA EATS WAFFLES!" is what happens when you watch too much Invader Zim and think about Akane's cooking. "Limo-Pet" is what happens when you watch too many commercials and then watch limos. "Nabiki has her Scrooge face on" is a Christmas caorol with Nabiki. Yeah... "Nabiki still has her Scrooge face on" is more Nabiki Scrooge like...I have more coming... eventually. This one is just off the hinges, however. I unleashed the Telinú side of me on this.

Ranma-chan, the Cat: After reading all the fics with a Ranma born female and taken on a training trip only to turn to a guy at Jusenkyo, I looked for one that didn't and the only one I found was "Miss Ranma" which wasn't what I was looking for since it had a random DBZ cross and it just went crazy. As with all my stories, when I can't find it or the only ones are done painstakingly so, I end up doing it just so that I can sleep at night. It is an AU that has Genma with a daughter and FAILING to make her into a him. And if you pay attention to who I am and the Text's warnings, you should figure out what Ranma is very easily. And I like her that way. In fact, I won't have her any other way. I mean, I put in a petition and created a community for readhead sake!

Born that way: Ranma gets cursed at birth and grows up being dual sexed. Fortunately, Genma doesn't like that and is able to convince Nodoka that training Ranma is for the best. Too bad Ranma remembers Nodoka and undermines the whole trip. Will Genma be able to make his son... well, a son? Will Ranma escape and flee to his mommy? Will Nodoka get her revenge? Will you, the reader be able to stomach this fic? I won't tell you! Ha ha! It's only getting started... just wait until you see the next arc! Mwahahaaha!

The Red Side of a Blue Moon: A fusion of Ranma 1/2 and Sailor Moon. One that doesn't take itself too seriously. It's between the Optimism of Sailor Moon and the cynical if you think about it of Ranma 1/2 with some characters missing and anime physics being laws! Oh, and Akane is Sailor Moon. Usagi was kicked out of the fic. AKane is a bit crazy, but it's because she feels the need to be special with Ami and Michiru as older sisters. In the same way YOU would want to be special if you were the sibling of Albert Einstein and Niccolo Paganini. Overshadowed by awesome to the nth degree. Yep...

Half a Y: crossover with Y the last man. Because no one did it yet, that's why. As the Y chromosome is brutally murdered by an unknown force, Ranma is chasing Herb to return her manhood. Due to the timing, Ranma survives and is spared by the now male Herb who is counting himself lucky for Dragons being reptiles. How will Ranma go on being the last semi-male in Japan? Will she be able to be a guy again? Can Nodoka take it? And can the Earth recover? Questions everywhere!

The Atoning Cat-Girl: in an AU, during the Nekoken training, things get worse due to the cats being... odd. Not that anything happens... until Jusenkyo's magic comes into contact with it. What will Ranma do now as she is a Catgirl, something monstrous? Written kinda like a Marvel or DC Comic, kinda... gets a bit dark. But still, Noy wrote it. Plus, Yuri! =_= Nya...

Red and Black and Purple all Over: Shampoo sees Ranma change in China and is suspicious. So much that she makes the Saotomes think they lost her before getting on a boat to Japan and intercepts them before they get to the Tendos! Now Ranma has to deal with Shampoo, neither able to understand each other.

A Sunny Day in Nerima: A basic what if story. What if it was sunny when Ranma and Genma came to the Tendos? How much would be changed? Spoiler alert! Nabiki, the only one excited about Ranma gets him and chaos ensues. Can Nabiki handle the curse? Can Ranma survive Nabiki's money grubbing ways? Only time will tell.

Ranma Yuri petition.

I want to see more Ranma yuri here at Fanfiction dot net. Because I'm sick of a stuck Ranma falling for a guy. That does NOT. MAKE. SENSE.

Ranma 1/2 has 7 teenage girls (if you include Ranma) to use yet Yuri is very, very rare in a medium (fanfiction) that is rife with slash.

WHY?

Why so few Yuri?

So I ask, can there be some Yuri here? Give Ranma a break, his life sucks enough without being a diminutive housewife.

I'll write some soon, but I can't do all of them!

Please, think of the Yuri fans!

-Noy Telinú

Kris Leena died May 15, 2012. I'll mourn her passing.