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Joined 12-25-10, id: 2670733, Profile Updated: 02-25-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Salutations!

Hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I loved writing them (: Also, sorry if it takes a while to update. It's usually because my stupid computer is messing up. Ah well. Anyways, yeah, don't be too scared-to-point-out-something-that-doesn't-make-sense-or-could-be-improved in my writing, or be too lazy to review (; Not that reviews are the only drive for me to keep writing or anything but 'one can always improve' (says in deep, wise voice) and constructive reviews always help - as well as ones that point out the things you like about my writing :P

Pen Name: Elizabeth Connors
Age: Teenager :D
Writing style: Eh, probably going to be fanfic mostly for Naruto because I find their characters easiest to work with. I love to write crack (even though many people have told me I have a wacked sense of humour) and will do some romance as well. Nothing wrong with a bit of fluff :P
Live: Great down under :)
Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Swimming, Piano...
Enjoys: Listening to music, reading, clouds, you know all that really awesome random stuff like polaroids and record players and gummy bears and fluffy bunnies and chocolate ponies and bloody, efficient, killing machines and little ducklings...

Ahem. Well, yeah, I better go now. Better go write. Er, yes.

Byeeee

Update:

No, I haven't given up on any of my stories, or fanfiction all together. School's just started and it's a bit hectic. Also I've decided to write and finish stories before posting them up :P So you guys dont have to wait for months and months and months (eheh sorry) for an update :D Anyways, so everythings on a couple months hiatus until school calms down a bit.

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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,707 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,631 - Follows: 12,145 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself THAT? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Have Called You Friend by AdariasWrath23 reviews
All these years everyone had it wrong. Only Itachi saw the horrible potential Sasuke had. He saw the murderous intent hidden deep within. And he knew bringing that rage to the surface would be the only way to know if Sasuke could redeem himself. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,433 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The One by Angie-san reviews
Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sister by Mistress Krane reviews
Adopted by the Uchiha family after her parents are murdered, Sakura grows up leaving her past far behind her. It was only a matter of time before one event came along to send her back into the mysteries of that very same past. high school AU, ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,299 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Second Time Around by Frozzy reviews
She forgot that this was Kakashi, the ultimate procrastinator and selective truth-teller of the year. He became something else. Someone else. He became someone that she didn't want to know, but also someone that she desperately did want to know. And that was horribly contradictory. This was horribly contradictory. What was this? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,942 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A Marriage Inconvenienced by lulu42 reviews
The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled genius. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,212 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
of rice paper and blackberry ink by mollycoddle reviews
Itasaku- "Don't "hn" me on paper! You. Are. Jealous." I am not jealous - merely thinking of the fact you might leave me leave me for those bastards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Fall of the White Lotus by Boo-82 reviews
Grandmaster Iroh sends Katara and Zuko on a quest to prevent the fall of the Order of the White Lotus. They'll have to find Zuko's mother, before autumn turns to winter. An epic story about legendary love. Fall of the White Lotus is currently being revised.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 265,762 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Escapade by Mistress Krane reviews
Finally getting a well-deserved break, Sakura heads to Konoha's hot springs expecting a relaxing day. Unfortunately for her, two Uchihas are intent on ensuring that it doesn't happen. Non-Massacre, ItaSakuShis
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
In the Family Way by Vicki So reviews
Royal pregnancies, crazy fans and a whole new war against a not-that-deadly foe...does it get any more cracktastic than this? Drabble series sequel to "Til Death Do Us Part." COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 60,012 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sanctuary by momothelemur reviews
Two years after the fateful invasion, Katara learns that she must marry the Fire Nation Prince if any sort of peace is to return to the world. She soon learns that living with Zuko isn't easy, particularly with a powerful new threat looming... Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 193,534 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Free Fall by Lady Kaliska reviews
The Great Ninja Wars had ended more than a decade ago. But that wouldn’t stop a country supposedly in a state of peace from searching for greater power to hold over other countries, or even a clan from another. Itachi Uchiha, a cold and calculating ANBU c
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,333 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catch Me by imperfectandchaotic reviews
[SasuSaku] Reunions. Football. Music. Friends. Enemies. Jealousy. Trust. Promises. Dares. Kisses. Tears. Love. So is the way of best friends. [Epilogue Up.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,388 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by runwitskizzers reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Just An Ordinary Girl by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Real World AU Katara is just an average girl with an average life. However, everything changes when she wins a contest with a wonderful prize...The chance to spend a week with the famous Prince Zuko! Please read and review! :Complete!:
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,991 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Chance by elle6778 reviews
Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
I Don't Like You by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “I said, I. Don’t. Like. You.” She hissed. She actually hissed at him. In which Sakura is angry, and Sasuke is tortured. And confused. PseudoCrack. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Strawberry Tarts by Kara Ashford reviews
That damn smirk crossed his face again, “I win.” Something similar to ‘not on your life’ crossed Sakura’s mind before she definitely shoved the entire tart into her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 10990 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Bottled Genius by Torenza reviews
[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,344 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
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Until I Was His reviews
"Do you remember me, Sakura?" he purred, rolling my name across his tongue, low and menacing. His fingers traced delicately along my jaw line, brushing a strand of pale pink hair out of my eyes. SakuIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Impossibility reviews
It is night and we sit beneath the cherry blossom tree. The impossible? Nothing is impossible.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Screwed reviews
Hysterical laughter bubbled up within the green eyed medic as she realised she was probably going to be murdered by a pack of psychotic criminals, all for a few hundred bottles of sake. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Don't Touch Me reviews
Wide eyed with realisation, Sakura stepped away from the devilishly smirking Uchiha, her hands stretched out in front of her as a barrier. "No Sasuke," she said commandingly as she slowly backed away. "Not one step closer." Rated T for swearing and fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete