DarkJakeX3
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Joined 12-25-10, id: 2671325, Profile Updated: 02-10-11
Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts.
Hey Guys! This is my space,for all of my obsessive fanfiction needs. Abit about me; Age; 16 Country; the crappy old UK. I was freakishly tall about 4 years ago, now im just freakishly small. I have longish black hair, which my girlfriend seems to enjoy straightening every now and then, and brown eyes. and a beard. Called Dave. Its a long story. Im stubborn as hell, and hate admitting that im wrong. I enjoy skating with my friends, and magically havent broken anything yet. Although im suspicious of my wrist, it makes weird clicking noises alot... -.- Ive been playing guitar for 7 years now, and im in a band, playing guitar and doing backing vocals. I also play drums, and a iddy biddy bit of bass I listen to anything from rock to deathmetal, but some classic is pretty rockin', and im a real sucker for an acoustic song. My fav bands include Avenged Sevenfold, Enter Shikari (their old stuff, i cant stand their newer albums), Framing Hanley, and Escape the Fate. Im generally fun, and extremely random (as proven in the middle of a town centre, when me and a few friends decided to dance the caramelldansen, and then sing Banana Boat by Henry Belafonte. Drawing a crowd. And, surprisingly, applause. When im angry, people know. I'll fight for the things close to me, for example, getting into a fight with a boy that attempted to bully my friend and my girlfriend. didnt end well for him. But overall, im not a violent person :) honest. Me and my English teacher have a very special sort of friendship. Mostly consisting of me doing no work for her all year, and then getting an A in my exam and coursework, to which i got called an asshole. English is fun! oh and i hate my math teacher too. but then, who doesnt? and know i have no idea what else to write... OH! and my favourite videogames in the universe are the Kingdom Hearts series. Favourite film would have to be Pirates of the Caribbean 2. With the water wheel and the key, aaah cracks me up. Favourite books are anything by Terry Pratchett really, the man is a writing legend. I enjoy writing my fanfics, and usually, once ive started i cant stop until im finished. The chapter i was writing, at least. I take constructive criticism well, but if you flame im afraid im gonna have to stare at the screen intensely, in the hope that somewhere in the world, you will spontaneously combust. if you read one of my fics and like it, then dont hesitate to review, i love it when you do. Also, i have a pretty open mind, so if you have any ideas you think may fit in well with the fic, be sure to inbox me and ill see what i can do. With appropriate credit given, of course. oh, and if theres a fic you want me to hurry up and write more of, go ahead and favourite or follow it, i promise they get better as they go along, and when i know more people want me to write, i tend to write more. I dont know why, i guess im just strange like that. But thats enough about me for now, go ahead and read some fics, you awesome people, you!
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Staying with You and You and You and You by Pennan Inque reviews
While her mother is off doing a year-long movie shoot, Kairi is left to stay with her mother's friend, her husband and their FOUR teenage boys. Can Kairi survive a year with that much testosterone?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,860 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Vanitas
Monstrous Occurrences by transcendantviewer reviews
When Maya draws the short straw, (The Vault Hunters literally drew straws) she has to investigate a local bandit stronghold with everyone's favorite Hyperion-Experiment-Gone-Terribly-Right, Krieg.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,234 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Guardian Angel, Zer0, Maya, Krieg - Complete
Invictus by NostalgiaandBurgers reviews
Everybody deserves a second chance. Not everybody deserves an eighty-second chance. The Luteces decide to give one last throw of the dice with a new man. Maybe a younger Booker will make a difference, and maybe just make all the wrong choices. What's that saying again? "A man chooses, a slave obeys". Rated T for swearing.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,485 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth
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Oh Catastrophe
One shot. Something odd is going on in Destiny Islands. Sora investigates, but the situation only becomes more intriguing... Dark/betrayal themed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Storm Before The End (An Experiment)
PLEASE at least read the opening, you may be interested, whether you write or not. Sora, Riku and Kairi are back at Destiny Islands, settling back in before their last big adventure. But will it go so smoothly? Or has too much changed in them for things to be "normal"? You write their destiny, you decide their fate!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sora, Kairi
The Dreams Of A Hero reviews
Three months have passed since Sora and Riku returned to Destiny Islands. They had all been warned by the King that it was not over. But when Sora begins to have nightmares of what is to come, will their new journey begin before any of them had expected?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,006 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sora, Kairi